Escape by DreamerMatrix
Disclaimer: The Matrix trilogy does not belong to me. I wish it did, but it doesn't. It is the property of the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, who shouldn't bother suing me because the amount they gained wouldn't cover the lawyer's fees.
A/N: The following script takes place after Matrix, but before Reloaded. I dunno if it's much cop, but heck, I try.
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CUT TO (again? scratch that.)
FADE TO Zion 'night' scene style thing. You konw, like that bit where Morpheus is saying good night in Reloaded...
Anyways. Pan down to see NEO being stalked by a KID.
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?
KID: NEO!
NEO: WHAT?!
KID: Oops, I forgot to turn the page...
NEO glares at the KID, and advances on the younger character menacingly. KID cowers.
KID: Meep!
NEO: (through gritted teeth) Start over...
KID stands, and NEO turns away. KID follows.
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?
KID: I wanted to thank you...
NEO: I told you kid, you saved yourself.
KID: I meant for getting me this job.
NEO: I didn't get you the job. I thought you were just an extra-annoying minor character due to be killed off in the third movie.
KID: I was. I hacked the Wachowski's computer and changed the script for the next movie.
NEO: Did you get rid of Tank?
KID: Tank? No. He's in the hospital.
NEO: Damn. I've been trying to figure out.
CUT TO
EST shot Hospital ward
TANK lies unconscious on a bed, an IV line in his arm. ZEE and LINK are at his bedside, as is MORPHEUS. MORPHEUS looks at ZEE and LINK
MORPHEUS: Who the FCUK are you?
ZEE: Goddammit Morpheus, can't you even swear properly?
LINK: Easy, Zee. The man can't help being a single-minded, crazy, deluded, deceived, tricked, duped, hoodwinked...
ZEE: (suspiciously) Have you been reading the Reloaded script again?
LINK looks guilty. MORPHEUS glares.
MORPHEUS: You didn't answer my question. Who the fuck are you?
ZEE: I'm Tank's sister, Zee. And *this* (nods head in LINK's direction) is your operator, Link.
MORPHEUS: Don't be bloody stu-
LINK: Hehe, you said bloody. You're British.
ZEE grabs the metal pole holding the drip bag and hits LINK. The catheter (A/N: or however you spell it) is torn from TANK's arm, blood spurting a la Kill Bill (A/n: which I also do not own). Morpheus faints at the sight of blood.
LINK: MEEP!
TANK: (regaining consciousness) OWWWWWWWWWWW!
TANK's heart monitor blanks out.
ZEE: Goddammit. Tank's dead.
MORPHEUS looks at LINK.
MORPHEUS: Hey, the Nebuchadnezzar needs more ethnic minorities on its crew. Fancy being operator?
LINK: As it happens, Dozer made me promise I'd operate the ship if anything happened to him and/or Tank. I've just been waiting for you to dock up.
ZEE: When the hell did you promise Dozer that? He died before you were casted, idiot.
LINK: I have spooky magical powers. Why else would you be with me?
ZEE: Ah... Dammit...
Disclaimer: The Matrix trilogy does not belong to me. I wish it did, but it doesn't. It is the property of the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, who shouldn't bother suing me because the amount they gained wouldn't cover the lawyer's fees.
A/N: The following script takes place after Matrix, but before Reloaded. I dunno if it's much cop, but heck, I try.
~*~*~*~*~*~
CUT TO (again? scratch that.)
FADE TO Zion 'night' scene style thing. You konw, like that bit where Morpheus is saying good night in Reloaded...
Anyways. Pan down to see NEO being stalked by a KID.
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?
KID: NEO!
NEO: WHAT?!
KID: Oops, I forgot to turn the page...
NEO glares at the KID, and advances on the younger character menacingly. KID cowers.
KID: Meep!
NEO: (through gritted teeth) Start over...
KID stands, and NEO turns away. KID follows.
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?
KID: I wanted to thank you...
NEO: I told you kid, you saved yourself.
KID: I meant for getting me this job.
NEO: I didn't get you the job. I thought you were just an extra-annoying minor character due to be killed off in the third movie.
KID: I was. I hacked the Wachowski's computer and changed the script for the next movie.
NEO: Did you get rid of Tank?
KID: Tank? No. He's in the hospital.
NEO: Damn. I've been trying to figure out.
CUT TO
EST shot Hospital ward
TANK lies unconscious on a bed, an IV line in his arm. ZEE and LINK are at his bedside, as is MORPHEUS. MORPHEUS looks at ZEE and LINK
MORPHEUS: Who the FCUK are you?
ZEE: Goddammit Morpheus, can't you even swear properly?
LINK: Easy, Zee. The man can't help being a single-minded, crazy, deluded, deceived, tricked, duped, hoodwinked...
ZEE: (suspiciously) Have you been reading the Reloaded script again?
LINK looks guilty. MORPHEUS glares.
MORPHEUS: You didn't answer my question. Who the fuck are you?
ZEE: I'm Tank's sister, Zee. And *this* (nods head in LINK's direction) is your operator, Link.
MORPHEUS: Don't be bloody stu-
LINK: Hehe, you said bloody. You're British.
ZEE grabs the metal pole holding the drip bag and hits LINK. The catheter (A/N: or however you spell it) is torn from TANK's arm, blood spurting a la Kill Bill (A/n: which I also do not own). Morpheus faints at the sight of blood.
LINK: MEEP!
TANK: (regaining consciousness) OWWWWWWWWWWW!
TANK's heart monitor blanks out.
ZEE: Goddammit. Tank's dead.
MORPHEUS looks at LINK.
MORPHEUS: Hey, the Nebuchadnezzar needs more ethnic minorities on its crew. Fancy being operator?
LINK: As it happens, Dozer made me promise I'd operate the ship if anything happened to him and/or Tank. I've just been waiting for you to dock up.
ZEE: When the hell did you promise Dozer that? He died before you were casted, idiot.
LINK: I have spooky magical powers. Why else would you be with me?
ZEE: Ah... Dammit...