Escape by DreamerMatrix
Disclaimer: The Matrix trilogy does not belong to me. I wish it did, but it doesn't. It is the property of the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, who shouldn't bother suing me because the amount they gained wouldn't cover the lawyer's fees.
A/N: The following script takes place after Matrix, but before Reloaded. I dunno if it's much cop, but heck, I try.
A/N 2: I was gonna leave this @ 3 parts so I'll understand if ppl call it overkill... but I was hinted and hinted at by another FF.net member, so this chapter is dedicated to her. Thanks a lot Blake.
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Fade in, voice first, finishing ZEE's sentence. It's
NEO:...Morpheus. I won that fair and square.
Pic fades in. NEO, MORPHEUS, KID, TRINITY, ZEE, LINK and other miscellaneous minor characters are at TANK's funeral.
NEO: I bet you ten bucks the Wachowski's wouldn't be able to recast Tank for the sequels. You owe me fifty!
ZEE glares at NEO.
ZEE: That's my *brother* you're talking about.
NEO: Meep! I can't do anything yet! I'm not the One out here!
NEo starts to sob. TRINITY slaps him until he gets over it.
TRINITY: Goddammit man, you're at a funeral! You're not supposed to blub like a baby. That's Zee's part!
ZEE pulls out her copy of the script. She flicks to the funeral scene, and the script blows up in a puff of smoke as her glare intensifies even further. NEO, MORPHEUS, TRINITY, LINK and other miscellaneous minor characters all take a step back at the same time. The KID is suddenly noticed, because he didn't take a step back.
LINK: (sotto voce... [or however you spell that]) That kid is either very brave, or, more likely, a complete idiot.
ZEE looks at KID, murder in her eyes.
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?... (As ZEE spins to advance on him) Oh shit... Trinity! Help... Need a little help...
PRIEST: Fighting on holy ground is a sin.
ZEE: Where in the name of the Matrix did you come from?
The PRIEST turns. No plugs. ZEE gulps.
ZEE: Forgive me, father, for I have been an idiot. I have shacked up with a practiser of magic.
MORPHEUS: WHAT?! Don't bring me into this!
LINK: WHAT?! ADULTERY!
NEO: Can we bury Tank before you all go to court? Me and Trin have got stuff to be doing.
Everyone looks at NEO
NEO: What?!
PRIEST: Sex before marriage is a sin.
NEO: I'm an athiest, so sue me... Get on with the goddamned funeral.
ZEE hits NEO upside the head
NEO: OW!
KID: Wuss.
PRIEST: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ashes to ashes blah blah blah blah dust to dust blah blah commend his soul to Heaven blah blah blah blah... OK, now for confessions of a freeborn human...
Screen goes snowy, then blacks out. In green text the words 'TO BE CONTINUED IN ANOTHER FIC' appear...
Disclaimer: The Matrix trilogy does not belong to me. I wish it did, but it doesn't. It is the property of the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, who shouldn't bother suing me because the amount they gained wouldn't cover the lawyer's fees.
A/N: The following script takes place after Matrix, but before Reloaded. I dunno if it's much cop, but heck, I try.
A/N 2: I was gonna leave this @ 3 parts so I'll understand if ppl call it overkill... but I was hinted and hinted at by another FF.net member, so this chapter is dedicated to her. Thanks a lot Blake.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Fade in, voice first, finishing ZEE's sentence. It's
NEO:...Morpheus. I won that fair and square.
Pic fades in. NEO, MORPHEUS, KID, TRINITY, ZEE, LINK and other miscellaneous minor characters are at TANK's funeral.
NEO: I bet you ten bucks the Wachowski's wouldn't be able to recast Tank for the sequels. You owe me fifty!
ZEE glares at NEO.
ZEE: That's my *brother* you're talking about.
NEO: Meep! I can't do anything yet! I'm not the One out here!
NEo starts to sob. TRINITY slaps him until he gets over it.
TRINITY: Goddammit man, you're at a funeral! You're not supposed to blub like a baby. That's Zee's part!
ZEE pulls out her copy of the script. She flicks to the funeral scene, and the script blows up in a puff of smoke as her glare intensifies even further. NEO, MORPHEUS, TRINITY, LINK and other miscellaneous minor characters all take a step back at the same time. The KID is suddenly noticed, because he didn't take a step back.
LINK: (sotto voce... [or however you spell that]) That kid is either very brave, or, more likely, a complete idiot.
ZEE looks at KID, murder in her eyes.
KID: NEO!
NEO: What?... (As ZEE spins to advance on him) Oh shit... Trinity! Help... Need a little help...
PRIEST: Fighting on holy ground is a sin.
ZEE: Where in the name of the Matrix did you come from?
The PRIEST turns. No plugs. ZEE gulps.
ZEE: Forgive me, father, for I have been an idiot. I have shacked up with a practiser of magic.
MORPHEUS: WHAT?! Don't bring me into this!
LINK: WHAT?! ADULTERY!
NEO: Can we bury Tank before you all go to court? Me and Trin have got stuff to be doing.
Everyone looks at NEO
NEO: What?!
PRIEST: Sex before marriage is a sin.
NEO: I'm an athiest, so sue me... Get on with the goddamned funeral.
ZEE hits NEO upside the head
NEO: OW!
KID: Wuss.
PRIEST: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ashes to ashes blah blah blah blah dust to dust blah blah commend his soul to Heaven blah blah blah blah... OK, now for confessions of a freeborn human...
Screen goes snowy, then blacks out. In green text the words 'TO BE CONTINUED IN ANOTHER FIC' appear...