Escape by DreamerMatrix
Disclaimer: The Matrix trilogy does not belong to me. I wish it did, but it doesn't. It is the property of the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, who shouldn't bother suing me because the amount they gained wouldn't cover the lawyer's fees.
A/N: The following script takes place after Matrix, but before Reloaded. I dunno if it's much cop, but heck, I try. If you don't like spoilers, stop reading NOW.
A/N 2: This is turning into random Matrix parodies. But I'll try keep it tied in. Just don't hold me to it.
A/N 3: Dedication: Angel of Lightness. All hail she who watches way too much Red Dwarf...
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NEO: Don't bring me into this!
AUTHOR: Don't be a gimboid, Neo
LOCKE: Never mind Neo! What are you gonna do about Morpheus stealing my girl?
AUTHOR: Nothing *evil laugh*... Is it obvious that I'm using text documents to write this???
LOCKE: Huh?
LOCKE bursts out crying
AUTHOR: Oh smeggin' hell...
The POPULATION of Zion bursts into song, because AUTHOR decided it would be funny.
POPULATION: When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
when you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on.
Don't let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.
Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along.
When your day is night alone,
if you feel like letting go,
when you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on.
Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand.
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
when you think you've had too much of this life to hang on.
Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on.
AUTHOR: ('coughing') Copyright, REM, not owned by myself, or used for any financial gain
NEO: You should really get that cough sorted out
CUT TO
LOCKE stalking down the corridors toward NIOBE's room. Bodies, by Drowning Pool, is playing. Upon the last 'let the bodies hit the floor', LOCKE trips over SPOON KID and hits the floor.
LOCKE: (Shouting) GODDAMMIT!
MORPHEUS slips out of NIOBE's room while LOCKE is screaming at SPOON KID.
LOCKE: (screaming) What the smeg are you doing on the floor?!
SPOON KID: There is no smegging floor
NEO and TRINITY run in and drag SPOON KID off to be christened before LOCKE can hit said SPOON KID for being a smartass.
CUT to
Zion Hall. SPOON KID, for some reason, has been renamed DAVE. This is the shortened form of the biblical name David, and as such is readily accepted by the population of Zion. However, the true reason for this is that the AUTHOR is on a Red Dwarf (A/N: I don't own this either) high, and fancied a good laugh.
CUT BACK to
LOCKE, now stood in NIOBE's room, looking at NIOBE, who stares right back.
LOCKE: But why?
NIOBE: Because some things change... and some things never do.
MORPHEUS pops his head through the door
MORPHEUS: Wrong script, goits
LOCKE jumps on MORPHEUS, and proceeds to get the smeg kicked out of him. NIOBE watches, frowning, then stares at the ceiling.
NIOBE: What the hell is a goit?
AUTHOR: Why the hell are you asking the ceiling?
MORPHEUS stands up and kicks LOCKE in the kidneys.
MORPHEUS: That's where a lousy desk job'll get you, fuckwad!
NIOBE raises an eyebrow at MORPHEUS. MORPHEUS runs off, screaming for no reason. TRINITY walks up and shakes NIOBE's hand.
TRINITY: Well done. You just introduced Morpheus to the fact that he doesn't know something. Come and have a drink. George and Dave are waiting for you.
DAVE: There is no drink.
TRINITY: Dave...
DAVE: No, seriously, there is no drink. Neo and George drank it all
TRINITY and NIOBE exchange looks
DAVE: And they found the karaoke machine...
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RED DWARF ROCKS! heh, erm, obvious possibilities of a further part here. but since i keep getting the same person reviewing, who cares? heh, I'll have to do part 6, i think...
Disclaimer: The Matrix trilogy does not belong to me. I wish it did, but it doesn't. It is the property of the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, who shouldn't bother suing me because the amount they gained wouldn't cover the lawyer's fees.
A/N: The following script takes place after Matrix, but before Reloaded. I dunno if it's much cop, but heck, I try. If you don't like spoilers, stop reading NOW.
A/N 2: This is turning into random Matrix parodies. But I'll try keep it tied in. Just don't hold me to it.
A/N 3: Dedication: Angel of Lightness. All hail she who watches way too much Red Dwarf...
~*~*~*~*~*~
NEO: Don't bring me into this!
AUTHOR: Don't be a gimboid, Neo
LOCKE: Never mind Neo! What are you gonna do about Morpheus stealing my girl?
AUTHOR: Nothing *evil laugh*... Is it obvious that I'm using text documents to write this???
LOCKE: Huh?
LOCKE bursts out crying
AUTHOR: Oh smeggin' hell...
The POPULATION of Zion bursts into song, because AUTHOR decided it would be funny.
POPULATION: When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
when you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on.
Don't let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.
Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along.
When your day is night alone,
if you feel like letting go,
when you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on.
Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand.
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
when you think you've had too much of this life to hang on.
Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on.
AUTHOR: ('coughing') Copyright, REM, not owned by myself, or used for any financial gain
NEO: You should really get that cough sorted out
CUT TO
LOCKE stalking down the corridors toward NIOBE's room. Bodies, by Drowning Pool, is playing. Upon the last 'let the bodies hit the floor', LOCKE trips over SPOON KID and hits the floor.
LOCKE: (Shouting) GODDAMMIT!
MORPHEUS slips out of NIOBE's room while LOCKE is screaming at SPOON KID.
LOCKE: (screaming) What the smeg are you doing on the floor?!
SPOON KID: There is no smegging floor
NEO and TRINITY run in and drag SPOON KID off to be christened before LOCKE can hit said SPOON KID for being a smartass.
CUT to
Zion Hall. SPOON KID, for some reason, has been renamed DAVE. This is the shortened form of the biblical name David, and as such is readily accepted by the population of Zion. However, the true reason for this is that the AUTHOR is on a Red Dwarf (A/N: I don't own this either) high, and fancied a good laugh.
CUT BACK to
LOCKE, now stood in NIOBE's room, looking at NIOBE, who stares right back.
LOCKE: But why?
NIOBE: Because some things change... and some things never do.
MORPHEUS pops his head through the door
MORPHEUS: Wrong script, goits
LOCKE jumps on MORPHEUS, and proceeds to get the smeg kicked out of him. NIOBE watches, frowning, then stares at the ceiling.
NIOBE: What the hell is a goit?
AUTHOR: Why the hell are you asking the ceiling?
MORPHEUS stands up and kicks LOCKE in the kidneys.
MORPHEUS: That's where a lousy desk job'll get you, fuckwad!
NIOBE raises an eyebrow at MORPHEUS. MORPHEUS runs off, screaming for no reason. TRINITY walks up and shakes NIOBE's hand.
TRINITY: Well done. You just introduced Morpheus to the fact that he doesn't know something. Come and have a drink. George and Dave are waiting for you.
DAVE: There is no drink.
TRINITY: Dave...
DAVE: No, seriously, there is no drink. Neo and George drank it all
TRINITY and NIOBE exchange looks
DAVE: And they found the karaoke machine...
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RED DWARF ROCKS! heh, erm, obvious possibilities of a further part here. but since i keep getting the same person reviewing, who cares? heh, I'll have to do part 6, i think...