Escape by DreamerMatrix
Disclaimer: The Matrix trilogy does not belong to me. I wish it did, but it doesn't. It is the property of the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, who shouldn't bother suing me because the amount they gained wouldn't cover the lawyer's fees.
A/N: The following script takes place after Matrix, but before Reloaded. I dunno if it's much cop, but heck, I try. If you don't like spoilers, stop reading NOW.
A/N 2: This is turning into random Matrix parodies. But I'll try keep it tied in. Just don't hold me to it.
A/N 3: Dedication: Angel of Lightness. All hail she who watches way too much Red Dwarf... and she asked for a third update in one day... someone be glad I can survive on a half hour's sleep...
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DAVE: And they found the karaoke machine...
TRINITY and NIOBE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TRINITY and NIOBE rush towards Zion Hall, tracked by the camera. In the background, NEO and GEORGE can be heard singing... sorry, trying to sing... 'I will survive' by whoever sang it. DAVE, being a smartass, ran off in the other direction, and tripped over LOCKE. What goes around, comes around...
POPULATION OF ZION: Make it stop!
TRINITY bitch slaps GEORGE. NIOBE pulls the plug out of the wall socket.
MORPHEUS: What the hell generates *our* electricity, anyway? It'd better be geothermal.
LINK: I think we tapped Machine City's power lines...
ALL FREED MINDS shudder
LINK: What?!
MORPHEUS: If we're tapping the power plant, we're tapping future members of La Resistance
POPULATION OF ZION (POZ) launch into 'Vive la Resistance' from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (A/N: which I do not own. My cousins stole my copy!)
AUTHOR: (VO) How the hell do you people know that song?
FREEBORN POPULATION OF ZION: The freed minds taught us
FREED MIND POZ: And we learnt it when we were still plugged in.
NEO and GEORGE: Oh smeg. Where'd all the beer go?
TRINITY: Shut up
LINK looks around.
LINK: I think I know where Dozer brewed-
ZEE hits LINK. Hard. TRINITY and NIOBE exhale as LINK fall to the floor unconscious. LOCKE and DAVE walk in, drunk as skunks.
LOCKE: Do'er's good s'uff... 'atta way
DAVE pointed back the way they came. NEO, GEORGE, MORPHEUS, and all other named males apart from LINK who is unconscious, run off. TRINITY, NIOBE and ZEE round on DAVE and LOCKE.
LOCKE: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHMEG
DAVE: (drunkenly) Meep
AUTHOR: (VO) Can you imagine a drunken meep?...
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OK, creativity asleep, rest of me needs to follow. May or may not write part EIGHT.
Disclaimer: The Matrix trilogy does not belong to me. I wish it did, but it doesn't. It is the property of the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, who shouldn't bother suing me because the amount they gained wouldn't cover the lawyer's fees.
A/N: The following script takes place after Matrix, but before Reloaded. I dunno if it's much cop, but heck, I try. If you don't like spoilers, stop reading NOW.
A/N 2: This is turning into random Matrix parodies. But I'll try keep it tied in. Just don't hold me to it.
A/N 3: Dedication: Angel of Lightness. All hail she who watches way too much Red Dwarf... and she asked for a third update in one day... someone be glad I can survive on a half hour's sleep...
~*~*~*~*~*~
DAVE: And they found the karaoke machine...
TRINITY and NIOBE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TRINITY and NIOBE rush towards Zion Hall, tracked by the camera. In the background, NEO and GEORGE can be heard singing... sorry, trying to sing... 'I will survive' by whoever sang it. DAVE, being a smartass, ran off in the other direction, and tripped over LOCKE. What goes around, comes around...
POPULATION OF ZION: Make it stop!
TRINITY bitch slaps GEORGE. NIOBE pulls the plug out of the wall socket.
MORPHEUS: What the hell generates *our* electricity, anyway? It'd better be geothermal.
LINK: I think we tapped Machine City's power lines...
ALL FREED MINDS shudder
LINK: What?!
MORPHEUS: If we're tapping the power plant, we're tapping future members of La Resistance
POPULATION OF ZION (POZ) launch into 'Vive la Resistance' from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (A/N: which I do not own. My cousins stole my copy!)
AUTHOR: (VO) How the hell do you people know that song?
FREEBORN POPULATION OF ZION: The freed minds taught us
FREED MIND POZ: And we learnt it when we were still plugged in.
NEO and GEORGE: Oh smeg. Where'd all the beer go?
TRINITY: Shut up
LINK looks around.
LINK: I think I know where Dozer brewed-
ZEE hits LINK. Hard. TRINITY and NIOBE exhale as LINK fall to the floor unconscious. LOCKE and DAVE walk in, drunk as skunks.
LOCKE: Do'er's good s'uff... 'atta way
DAVE pointed back the way they came. NEO, GEORGE, MORPHEUS, and all other named males apart from LINK who is unconscious, run off. TRINITY, NIOBE and ZEE round on DAVE and LOCKE.
LOCKE: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHMEG
DAVE: (drunkenly) Meep
AUTHOR: (VO) Can you imagine a drunken meep?...
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OK, creativity asleep, rest of me needs to follow. May or may not write part EIGHT.