Disclaimer: It's in chapter one. Want to read it?
The story line is getting kind of too closely patterned to the movie. I need to inject more creativity! *gets needles and syringes*
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Bulma couldn't be bothered with the bickering coming from behind the curtain separating the cockpit and the rest of the ship. She had to map out exactly the gravity pulls and inertia with planets so that they could land safely and soon. There wasn't much in the way of food or water, and it could be days before someone could discover them, since they couldn't send out for help while the Space-Dragon-Balls may be lurking about. She found a place and typed out the course quickly, then took the wheel to guide as much as was needed manually.
When they began entering the atmosphere of an obscure planet, the bulkheads on the ship rattled.
"What the hell are you doing with the ship, woman?!" Vegita screamed from the back, "It sounds like it's coming apart!"
Tenshinhan noticed a screw coming loose on the ceiling. He panicked and covered it with his palm. "Damnit! It really is coming apart!"
#18 was being thrown about in the back, but Goku was able to grab her and hold her down with him in a seat. "Wow, this is really bumpy!" he yelled, almost in glee.
"I knew it!" Dark Cell's screaming was a common thing today. "This was done my one of the Briefs family! Stupid underwear people!"
"What are you talking about, Lord Cell?" President Freeza was confused entirely. "How do you know who did it so specifically?"
"This!" Cell pressed a button, and a replay of a surveillance camera showed a Volkswagon bus going by with a blue-haired girl at the wheel, purposefully making faces at whoever would be watching it. "That is Bulma Breifs, the youngest and perhaps the most dangerous of the clan."
Freeza stared for a moment, then looked at his follower. "So, now what?"
"I don't know..." Cell stood with his arms crossed for a moment. A cyborg man came up to him and saluted.
"Lord Cell! I've got information as to where the Briefs girl is!"
"Really?! Where is it?!"
The man brought him to a computer. "I found it on a site called FanFiction.net. Apparently, the writer is some sort of prophet; she predicted everything that's happened and will happen!"
Freeza jumped up and down in amusement. "Cool! Are we going to win?"
"She didn't get that far..." said the cyborg.
"It doesn't matter!" Cell shouted, "Now..." he read the nametag on the cyborg, "General TaoPaiPai... where are they?"
"Just a moment," he turned to the computer and read off of it.
"'Bulma rushed to the door and looked outside. Goku was right, it was nothing but sand and sun. The color of the sand and sky revealed to her that they were on the desolate, low-population, and obscure planet by the name Dun, which she only knew because it was on Jeopardy last night."
"All right!" he turned to his navigators. "Set a course to planet Dun! I've got a plan. We can kill two birds with one stone!"
"Birds?" Freeza asked, "We're talking about Dragonballs and you want to kill birds?"
"Don't you see, President Freeza? Bulma Briefs made the dragon radar! We can hold the prince for ransom to get Saiya-jin soldiers, and enslave her and her friends to get the Dragonballs for us!"
"Brilliant! Positively and absolutely brilliant!"
The Volkswagon bus crash-landed in a sand dune. Finally, Vegita had enough of the captain's incompetence, and Bulma had enough of the prince's mouth. They went to face each other off, not able to be held back by the other three bystanders.
"I'll show that damn wench not to justle me around in this piece of junk!"
"Just because he's 'royal blood', he thinks he can boss me around, eh?!"
When they saw each other, they paused. After an awkward silence, Bulma broke out.
"I knew it! You're a midget!"
"Why you...!" Vegita's arms were seized by Goku and #18.
"Vegita-Sama!" the maid tried to reason with him, "We have more pressing matters! We don't have time to fight amongst ourselves right now!"
Tenshinhan nodded in agreement. "She's right, sir! Any minute, they're going to figure out what happened, and they'll track us down using every resource they have! And, to be quite honest, I don't want to die for your sake."
Goku opened the door and looked out. "Wow! It's all sand! And it's really sunny too!"
Bulma rushed to the door and looked outside. Goku was right, it was nothing but sand and sun. The color of the sand and sky revealed to her that they were on the desolate, low-population, and obscure planet by the name Dun, which she only knew because it was on Jeopardy last night. (Where'd this Déjà vu come from?)
"Well," she said, "We can't call for help unless we want to get killed, so we better start walking."
The story line is getting kind of too closely patterned to the movie. I need to inject more creativity! *gets needles and syringes*
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Bulma couldn't be bothered with the bickering coming from behind the curtain separating the cockpit and the rest of the ship. She had to map out exactly the gravity pulls and inertia with planets so that they could land safely and soon. There wasn't much in the way of food or water, and it could be days before someone could discover them, since they couldn't send out for help while the Space-Dragon-Balls may be lurking about. She found a place and typed out the course quickly, then took the wheel to guide as much as was needed manually.
When they began entering the atmosphere of an obscure planet, the bulkheads on the ship rattled.
"What the hell are you doing with the ship, woman?!" Vegita screamed from the back, "It sounds like it's coming apart!"
Tenshinhan noticed a screw coming loose on the ceiling. He panicked and covered it with his palm. "Damnit! It really is coming apart!"
#18 was being thrown about in the back, but Goku was able to grab her and hold her down with him in a seat. "Wow, this is really bumpy!" he yelled, almost in glee.
"I knew it!" Dark Cell's screaming was a common thing today. "This was done my one of the Briefs family! Stupid underwear people!"
"What are you talking about, Lord Cell?" President Freeza was confused entirely. "How do you know who did it so specifically?"
"This!" Cell pressed a button, and a replay of a surveillance camera showed a Volkswagon bus going by with a blue-haired girl at the wheel, purposefully making faces at whoever would be watching it. "That is Bulma Breifs, the youngest and perhaps the most dangerous of the clan."
Freeza stared for a moment, then looked at his follower. "So, now what?"
"I don't know..." Cell stood with his arms crossed for a moment. A cyborg man came up to him and saluted.
"Lord Cell! I've got information as to where the Briefs girl is!"
"Really?! Where is it?!"
The man brought him to a computer. "I found it on a site called FanFiction.net. Apparently, the writer is some sort of prophet; she predicted everything that's happened and will happen!"
Freeza jumped up and down in amusement. "Cool! Are we going to win?"
"She didn't get that far..." said the cyborg.
"It doesn't matter!" Cell shouted, "Now..." he read the nametag on the cyborg, "General TaoPaiPai... where are they?"
"Just a moment," he turned to the computer and read off of it.
"'Bulma rushed to the door and looked outside. Goku was right, it was nothing but sand and sun. The color of the sand and sky revealed to her that they were on the desolate, low-population, and obscure planet by the name Dun, which she only knew because it was on Jeopardy last night."
"All right!" he turned to his navigators. "Set a course to planet Dun! I've got a plan. We can kill two birds with one stone!"
"Birds?" Freeza asked, "We're talking about Dragonballs and you want to kill birds?"
"Don't you see, President Freeza? Bulma Briefs made the dragon radar! We can hold the prince for ransom to get Saiya-jin soldiers, and enslave her and her friends to get the Dragonballs for us!"
"Brilliant! Positively and absolutely brilliant!"
The Volkswagon bus crash-landed in a sand dune. Finally, Vegita had enough of the captain's incompetence, and Bulma had enough of the prince's mouth. They went to face each other off, not able to be held back by the other three bystanders.
"I'll show that damn wench not to justle me around in this piece of junk!"
"Just because he's 'royal blood', he thinks he can boss me around, eh?!"
When they saw each other, they paused. After an awkward silence, Bulma broke out.
"I knew it! You're a midget!"
"Why you...!" Vegita's arms were seized by Goku and #18.
"Vegita-Sama!" the maid tried to reason with him, "We have more pressing matters! We don't have time to fight amongst ourselves right now!"
Tenshinhan nodded in agreement. "She's right, sir! Any minute, they're going to figure out what happened, and they'll track us down using every resource they have! And, to be quite honest, I don't want to die for your sake."
Goku opened the door and looked out. "Wow! It's all sand! And it's really sunny too!"
Bulma rushed to the door and looked outside. Goku was right, it was nothing but sand and sun. The color of the sand and sky revealed to her that they were on the desolate, low-population, and obscure planet by the name Dun, which she only knew because it was on Jeopardy last night. (Where'd this Déjà vu come from?)
"Well," she said, "We can't call for help unless we want to get killed, so we better start walking."