I don't own Ranma and my friends yaddayaddayadda.
Chapter 2: No lemons here.kinda
The real EA: Please make this chapter last for about.. FOREVER!!!
The real Me: Sorry. This ain't your fic.
The real EA: Damn!
Now back to where I was.
Shampoo: Yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
*Whack!* *Smack!*
Me: When are you going to stop? School ends at 3 pm.
Shampoo: You are ruining my day! Just leave sir!
Me: What did I do?
Shampoo: You tried to touch Shampoo's breasts!
Me: I did what????
Shampoo: But.
Me: All right!!!!! I was trying to shake.
Shampoo: My breasts????
Me: YOUR HAND!!!
Shampoo: .
Me: If you don't want me to be polite. fine!!!!!!!!
I really felt mad at that time so I left without a word trying to look for my friends.
Shampoo: Wait!!!
Me: I never knew that people from your land were so grouchy. Feh!!!
Shampoo: I'm sorry!!! Please!!!
*I opened the door*
Shampoo: *Took a hold of me and turned me around*
Me: Look! You don't have to be so.
Shampoo: *Touches my groin and rubs it*
Me: AAACKKKK!!!!
Shampoo: Forgiven Shampoo already?
Me: You pervert!! You wanted revenge on me? Or did you want to "play"?
Shampoo: ?
Me: *Blushing* Well if uhhh. y-y-you wanted to I can apply my presently accumulated knowledge from my friends and teachers and some certain websites so m-m-maybe.
Shampoo: O_o
Me: Ok. Things are getting messy. Can I try to change the flow of the conversation?
Shampoo: Mmm. okay?
Me: Why did you touch my dick?
Shampoo: I guess that didn't work. Did I need to suck it too?
Me: AAACKK!!! That's it! I am not forgiving you and I am leaving!!!
Shampoo: *tears build up in her eyes*
Me: OK!!! What did I do now????
Shampoo: Shampoo only wanted to apologize.
Me: You were apologizing?
Shampoo: Yes. *sniff*
Me: Ohh. well I apologize for that.
Me: *Takes Shampoo's hand and shakes it*
Me: I am making sure that my hands don't wander where they're not supposed to be.
Shampoo: Hee hee!
Shampoo: What can I do to make up for what I "did" to Trevor?
Me: Well.
Me: Could you let me stay over for a few months?
Shampoo: Well.
Mousse: Shampoo!!!!!!!!!
Shampoo: Mousse! You stay away! Do not butt in!
Mousse: Who is this weirdo?
Shampoo: This is Trevor. He is a REAL kind man.
Mousse: Oh really.
Me: You must be Mousse! You're the near-sided guy who turns into a duck!
Mousse: Wha??? Do you practice witchcraft? How did you know?
Me: Because I know.
Shampoo: ?
Me: I know everyone. Shampoo, Mousse, Ranma, Ryoga, Akane, Ukyo their acquaintances and many many more people.
Me: I know from the moment they moved here and all their embarrassments, and even when they are in the bathroom.
Me: Don't worry. I'm not a pervert.
Shampoo: *Bows down* Kami-sama!!
Me: Wait!
Mousse: *Bows down as well* Kami-sama! Grant me a wish!
Me: Now wait just a fucking second!
Mousse: I want to fuck Shampoo 10 hours every night for the rest of.
Shampoo: *Punches Mousse sending him flying into the air*
Me: Ok. So can I? I know you anyway and I know about your homeland and your fiancée and about your little stalker you just sent flying. And I am not Kami-sama!
Shampoo: Oohh!! It will be fun with new visitor in restaurant!
Shampoo: *Hugs me* And a nice one to boot! Protect Shampoo from Mousse okay?
Me: Uh. Okay?
The real EA: What the hell was that? That was not one bit funny!
The real Me: This is supposed to be an interlude.
The real EA: O_o
The real Me: Happens between major events.
The real EA: -_-
Later in the Nekohaten.
Shampoo: Store closed today?
Cologne: Well, there are no customers lately.
Shampoo: Aiya.
Me: Well, is there something wrong?
Cologne: Our new computer system has a uhh. what they call a virus!
Me: *face turns green* A virus!!! Let me at em'!!! Arrghhhh.
Shampoo: By the way, can Trevor board restaurant for few months, great- grandma?
Cologne: What? Letting a total stranger sleep with us?
Me: Must crush virus!!!
Cologne: Unless.
Shampoo: Shampoo get it now. great-grandma. Hee hee!
Shampoo: Ahem. Trevor-kun?
Me: Yes? *turns back to normal*
Shampoo: Would you like to go to my bedroom and help me with something?
Me: Okay? (I think)
The real EA: Woo hoo! Bring on the lemons!!!
The real Me: EA! You are so green-minded! Don't you read the actual story?
The real EA: No.
The real Me: Well there is gonna be a lemon later. *evil grin*.
The real Thomas: Hey! Can I join the conversation?
The real Me: Sure!
The real EA: Now back to the story.
The real Thomas: I am so gonna kick your ass, EA.
Meanwhile, Mousse is coming back from his delivery.
Mousse: Sh-Sh-Shampoo! Where are you?
Mousse struggles and he finally reached the door of Shampoo's Bedroom.
The real Thomas: Now wait just a damn minute.
The real EA: What?
The real Thomas: We haven't appeared yet in the story.
The real Me: You'll appear in chapter 3!
The real Thomas: You better promise!
The real Me: ^_^
Mousse: Huh? *Whump* *Whump*
Mousse: What is going on in there?
*Whump* *Whump* *Whump* *Whump*
Mousse: What the hell?
*Whumpwhumpwhumpwhump*
Shampoo: Harder! Harder!
Me: C'mon!!!
Shampoo: AHH! AHH!! AAAHHH!!!
*WhumpwhumpwhumpwhumpWHUMPWHUMP*
Shampoo: AIIIIYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*squirting sound can be heard*
Me: Oohhhh. That felt messy. What the fuck???
Me: Why did you explode this early dammit?
Shampoo: Mmmm.
Mousse: Damn! I should have not gone on that delivery!
*Mousse opens the door*
Mousse: What the hell???? Shampoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Shit!
Shampoo: Mousse! I can explain!
Mousse: Oh yes you can!! I mean now!!
Mousse: Were you having sex with that foreign freak?
Shampoo: NO! Although I wish I did so you will finally get out of my hair or maybe getting splattered organs and blood all over the floor with the sound of you cackling.
Me: You do? *sweats heavily, bulge appears in pants*
Shampoo: o_-
Me: Eheheh. Mousse? You're gonna kill me are you?
Mousse: Ohhh yeahh.
Me: I might as well tell the truth anyway.
Mousse: What was that thumping sound? Was it the bed bouncing?
Me: No. It was me whacking the computer.
Mousse: What was that about Shampoo saying "Harder! Harder!"
Me: Told me to whack harder.
Mousse: What the fuck was going on when shampoo moaned and screamed?
Me: Oh. That was me getting electrocuted.
Mousse: o_O; Well what was that squirting sound?
Me: That was Spongebob.
Mousse: Oh. Okay. *leaves*.
Shampoo: Next time, let Shampoo handle situation. Me not trust you yet!
Me: Sure.
Shampoo: Good thing you not tell him that squirting sound was you creaming your pants when you saw naked pictures of me in Mousse's folder.
Me: ^_^
Shampoo:..... So, you want some copies for masturbation?
Me: Okay. What's masturbation?
Shampoo: Do you want me to show you?
Me: Okay?
Shampoo: *purr*
The real Me: And that is the end of chapter 2!!!
The real EA: Nice. When's the part where you have sex with.
The real Me: Now now EA. Don't spoil the audience's fun.
The real Thomas: Hey you kiddies out there! If you really want to know what masturbation is call my personal nokia 6969! #0969-IMA-DICK
The real Me: No thanks. I already know what it is.
The real Thomas: From who?
The real Me: I called my friend with a Bokia FU2 at 09FU-FUC-KOFF
The real Me: Stay connected! Check next time for chapter 3!
Chapter 2: No lemons here.kinda
The real EA: Please make this chapter last for about.. FOREVER!!!
The real Me: Sorry. This ain't your fic.
The real EA: Damn!
Now back to where I was.
Shampoo: Yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
*Whack!* *Smack!*
Me: When are you going to stop? School ends at 3 pm.
Shampoo: You are ruining my day! Just leave sir!
Me: What did I do?
Shampoo: You tried to touch Shampoo's breasts!
Me: I did what????
Shampoo: But.
Me: All right!!!!! I was trying to shake.
Shampoo: My breasts????
Me: YOUR HAND!!!
Shampoo: .
Me: If you don't want me to be polite. fine!!!!!!!!
I really felt mad at that time so I left without a word trying to look for my friends.
Shampoo: Wait!!!
Me: I never knew that people from your land were so grouchy. Feh!!!
Shampoo: I'm sorry!!! Please!!!
*I opened the door*
Shampoo: *Took a hold of me and turned me around*
Me: Look! You don't have to be so.
Shampoo: *Touches my groin and rubs it*
Me: AAACKKKK!!!!
Shampoo: Forgiven Shampoo already?
Me: You pervert!! You wanted revenge on me? Or did you want to "play"?
Shampoo: ?
Me: *Blushing* Well if uhhh. y-y-you wanted to I can apply my presently accumulated knowledge from my friends and teachers and some certain websites so m-m-maybe.
Shampoo: O_o
Me: Ok. Things are getting messy. Can I try to change the flow of the conversation?
Shampoo: Mmm. okay?
Me: Why did you touch my dick?
Shampoo: I guess that didn't work. Did I need to suck it too?
Me: AAACKK!!! That's it! I am not forgiving you and I am leaving!!!
Shampoo: *tears build up in her eyes*
Me: OK!!! What did I do now????
Shampoo: Shampoo only wanted to apologize.
Me: You were apologizing?
Shampoo: Yes. *sniff*
Me: Ohh. well I apologize for that.
Me: *Takes Shampoo's hand and shakes it*
Me: I am making sure that my hands don't wander where they're not supposed to be.
Shampoo: Hee hee!
Shampoo: What can I do to make up for what I "did" to Trevor?
Me: Well.
Me: Could you let me stay over for a few months?
Shampoo: Well.
Mousse: Shampoo!!!!!!!!!
Shampoo: Mousse! You stay away! Do not butt in!
Mousse: Who is this weirdo?
Shampoo: This is Trevor. He is a REAL kind man.
Mousse: Oh really.
Me: You must be Mousse! You're the near-sided guy who turns into a duck!
Mousse: Wha??? Do you practice witchcraft? How did you know?
Me: Because I know.
Shampoo: ?
Me: I know everyone. Shampoo, Mousse, Ranma, Ryoga, Akane, Ukyo their acquaintances and many many more people.
Me: I know from the moment they moved here and all their embarrassments, and even when they are in the bathroom.
Me: Don't worry. I'm not a pervert.
Shampoo: *Bows down* Kami-sama!!
Me: Wait!
Mousse: *Bows down as well* Kami-sama! Grant me a wish!
Me: Now wait just a fucking second!
Mousse: I want to fuck Shampoo 10 hours every night for the rest of.
Shampoo: *Punches Mousse sending him flying into the air*
Me: Ok. So can I? I know you anyway and I know about your homeland and your fiancée and about your little stalker you just sent flying. And I am not Kami-sama!
Shampoo: Oohh!! It will be fun with new visitor in restaurant!
Shampoo: *Hugs me* And a nice one to boot! Protect Shampoo from Mousse okay?
Me: Uh. Okay?
The real EA: What the hell was that? That was not one bit funny!
The real Me: This is supposed to be an interlude.
The real EA: O_o
The real Me: Happens between major events.
The real EA: -_-
Later in the Nekohaten.
Shampoo: Store closed today?
Cologne: Well, there are no customers lately.
Shampoo: Aiya.
Me: Well, is there something wrong?
Cologne: Our new computer system has a uhh. what they call a virus!
Me: *face turns green* A virus!!! Let me at em'!!! Arrghhhh.
Shampoo: By the way, can Trevor board restaurant for few months, great- grandma?
Cologne: What? Letting a total stranger sleep with us?
Me: Must crush virus!!!
Cologne: Unless.
Shampoo: Shampoo get it now. great-grandma. Hee hee!
Shampoo: Ahem. Trevor-kun?
Me: Yes? *turns back to normal*
Shampoo: Would you like to go to my bedroom and help me with something?
Me: Okay? (I think)
The real EA: Woo hoo! Bring on the lemons!!!
The real Me: EA! You are so green-minded! Don't you read the actual story?
The real EA: No.
The real Me: Well there is gonna be a lemon later. *evil grin*.
The real Thomas: Hey! Can I join the conversation?
The real Me: Sure!
The real EA: Now back to the story.
The real Thomas: I am so gonna kick your ass, EA.
Meanwhile, Mousse is coming back from his delivery.
Mousse: Sh-Sh-Shampoo! Where are you?
Mousse struggles and he finally reached the door of Shampoo's Bedroom.
The real Thomas: Now wait just a damn minute.
The real EA: What?
The real Thomas: We haven't appeared yet in the story.
The real Me: You'll appear in chapter 3!
The real Thomas: You better promise!
The real Me: ^_^
Mousse: Huh? *Whump* *Whump*
Mousse: What is going on in there?
*Whump* *Whump* *Whump* *Whump*
Mousse: What the hell?
*Whumpwhumpwhumpwhump*
Shampoo: Harder! Harder!
Me: C'mon!!!
Shampoo: AHH! AHH!! AAAHHH!!!
*WhumpwhumpwhumpwhumpWHUMPWHUMP*
Shampoo: AIIIIYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*squirting sound can be heard*
Me: Oohhhh. That felt messy. What the fuck???
Me: Why did you explode this early dammit?
Shampoo: Mmmm.
Mousse: Damn! I should have not gone on that delivery!
*Mousse opens the door*
Mousse: What the hell???? Shampoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Shit!
Shampoo: Mousse! I can explain!
Mousse: Oh yes you can!! I mean now!!
Mousse: Were you having sex with that foreign freak?
Shampoo: NO! Although I wish I did so you will finally get out of my hair or maybe getting splattered organs and blood all over the floor with the sound of you cackling.
Me: You do? *sweats heavily, bulge appears in pants*
Shampoo: o_-
Me: Eheheh. Mousse? You're gonna kill me are you?
Mousse: Ohhh yeahh.
Me: I might as well tell the truth anyway.
Mousse: What was that thumping sound? Was it the bed bouncing?
Me: No. It was me whacking the computer.
Mousse: What was that about Shampoo saying "Harder! Harder!"
Me: Told me to whack harder.
Mousse: What the fuck was going on when shampoo moaned and screamed?
Me: Oh. That was me getting electrocuted.
Mousse: o_O; Well what was that squirting sound?
Me: That was Spongebob.
Mousse: Oh. Okay. *leaves*.
Shampoo: Next time, let Shampoo handle situation. Me not trust you yet!
Me: Sure.
Shampoo: Good thing you not tell him that squirting sound was you creaming your pants when you saw naked pictures of me in Mousse's folder.
Me: ^_^
Shampoo:..... So, you want some copies for masturbation?
Me: Okay. What's masturbation?
Shampoo: Do you want me to show you?
Me: Okay?
Shampoo: *purr*
The real Me: And that is the end of chapter 2!!!
The real EA: Nice. When's the part where you have sex with.
The real Me: Now now EA. Don't spoil the audience's fun.
The real Thomas: Hey you kiddies out there! If you really want to know what masturbation is call my personal nokia 6969! #0969-IMA-DICK
The real Me: No thanks. I already know what it is.
The real Thomas: From who?
The real Me: I called my friend with a Bokia FU2 at 09FU-FUC-KOFF
The real Me: Stay connected! Check next time for chapter 3!