Disclaimer: See chapter 1.
No author's notes. Aren't you happy?!
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They reached the planet Dun in a matter of hours, but upon landing, they found that their ship was abandoned and any footprints from it had been whisked away by the wind.
"General TaoPaiPai!" Dark Cell yelled.
"Y-yes sir?"
"Why didn't you tell us where they would run off to?"
"That chapter didn't come out before we went down here yet, sir. Do you want me to send someone to the computer to look?"
"No... no... I doubt any fanfiction would have the exact position in longitude and latitude, but have President Freeza informed about our current stand point."
"Can't find them?!" Freeza said, "Who care's if the planet is all sand?! Tell them that I said to comb the desert! Comb the desert!"
Upon obtaining this message, Dark Cell and General TaoPaiPai only stared at each other.
"He knows that we don't have enough plastic on the whole ship to make combs large enough for that mission," Dark Cell said.
TaoPaiPai thought for a moment. "Perhaps we can just drive around the desert really fast in a jeep and said we combed it."
"Fine by me!" They jumped into a jeep, and ordered the lower officer to go. After a few minutes of preparation, it zipped off and Cell fell out of the vehicle.
They've been walking for a long time, finally night fell, and the sun wasn't biting at their faces. It was beginning to get cold, so Tenshinhan built a fire before he went to sleep.
Bulma decided to roast some hotdogs over the blaze and offered one to Vegita.
"Damned if I'll take your charity," he grumbled, remembering the fight they had while walking about her power generator and his training devices, which ended in her generators favor and he had to leave his gravity machines behind.
"Take it. I can hear your stomach grumbling from here." She thrusted the smoking frank in his hands.
He started taking bites off of it after he decided he could eat it. He looked over at Bulma. "Why are you doing this, anyway? I mean, you shouldn't care if I've been imprisoned or not. It wouldn't even hinder Kakarotto much if I was gone."
"Well," She crossed her arms to keep from getting cold. "We got in a lot of trouble at Atlas 7 with some of the crime bosses there, and we made a deal with your father to get that payed off."
"Is that all?" he said.
She nodded, then looked at him. "Why'd you run from your wedding?"
"Father must have mixed something up..." he grumbled, not wanting to remember the horrid event, "He's been so gung-ho about me getting married, he keeps trying to arrange weddings with different princesses."
"Arranged marriages? You mean you can't marry whomever you want?!"
"No. I have to marry royalty, he says. I suppose I could abide by his will, though. If it will get him off my back, I can just marry some offhand blue-blood and gather myself some concubines."
"I guess you could do that. If that's your only option. I mean, if I was in the same situation as that, I think I would do the something similar."
He laughed. "You're kidding! I imagined that you'd yell at me for saying such a thing."
"No way. Despite what people think, concubines were important in families. Often, the wife got the concubines for the husband, whether it was their relationship or for purposes of childbearing."
"So maybe you are smarter then you look." He unconsciously moved closer to her. He caught a glimpse of an unusual pendant, which looked like a computer chip, on a leather string around her neck. "What is that?"
She looked down and took it in her hand, holding it in front of her face. "Something that everyone in my family has. One day, a few years ago, this cute, pale-haired teenaged boy came to my family's house in an unusual looking ship and gave us all one of these, saying that we'll need it someday."
"What was his name?" he asked.
She moved the pendant around, allowing the light from the fire to reflect off of it. "He didn't say. However, when I asked about when I may need this, he said, 'After you meet Father,' then he blushed and hit himself in the face, then asked me to forget what he just said."
Vegita blinked. "That's odd. Have any idea what he meant by that?"
She shook her head. "I have no clue." She shivered and found herself pulled against the prince. She looked at him.
"I..." He turned his head to hide his face. "I thought you might be too cold."
Bulma smiled and she lay her head on his shoulder. He wrapped his arms around her and after a few moments brought his face closer to hers, intending to kiss her.
#18 woke up with red eyes and started screaming at him, "VEGITA-SAMA! DON'T YOU DARE!" She pulled him off of Bulma, as the now awake Tenshinhan and Goku looked around at their surroundings with startled and confused faces. "YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING YOURSELF FOR MARRIAGE! Jesus, it's hard trying to make sure you stay a virgin! You can have her as a concubine after you're married, but not before!"
This pushed Bulma out of her daze. "C-concubine...?!" She turned to Vegita and started screaming as well. "Y-you bastard! You intended to take me as a concubine!? Just because I can sympathize with you doesn't mean I'll abide to that!"
"N-no!" he backed away, intimidated by the sudden raining of screams towards him, "I-I was just... umm..."
"If you touch her, I'll kick you and break your arm again!" #18 threatened. Vegita had already crawled 20 meters away from the rest of the group by the time she said this.
"Look..." Tenshinhan interrupted with a groggy voice, "Let's just all get some sleep. We have to wake up before dawn, and we've got a lot of walking to do."
"That early?!" Goku wined, "Whenever we get to wherever we're going, there better be a lot of food!" Then he saw the left-over hotdogs around the fire and immediately snatched up all of them to eat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I would have done the dissolve joke, but I think that I'm the only one that understands that... plus it seems rather impossible to do with text. Ahh, what the hell...
*fade to sun* Nice description.
No author's notes. Aren't you happy?!
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They reached the planet Dun in a matter of hours, but upon landing, they found that their ship was abandoned and any footprints from it had been whisked away by the wind.
"General TaoPaiPai!" Dark Cell yelled.
"Y-yes sir?"
"Why didn't you tell us where they would run off to?"
"That chapter didn't come out before we went down here yet, sir. Do you want me to send someone to the computer to look?"
"No... no... I doubt any fanfiction would have the exact position in longitude and latitude, but have President Freeza informed about our current stand point."
"Can't find them?!" Freeza said, "Who care's if the planet is all sand?! Tell them that I said to comb the desert! Comb the desert!"
Upon obtaining this message, Dark Cell and General TaoPaiPai only stared at each other.
"He knows that we don't have enough plastic on the whole ship to make combs large enough for that mission," Dark Cell said.
TaoPaiPai thought for a moment. "Perhaps we can just drive around the desert really fast in a jeep and said we combed it."
"Fine by me!" They jumped into a jeep, and ordered the lower officer to go. After a few minutes of preparation, it zipped off and Cell fell out of the vehicle.
They've been walking for a long time, finally night fell, and the sun wasn't biting at their faces. It was beginning to get cold, so Tenshinhan built a fire before he went to sleep.
Bulma decided to roast some hotdogs over the blaze and offered one to Vegita.
"Damned if I'll take your charity," he grumbled, remembering the fight they had while walking about her power generator and his training devices, which ended in her generators favor and he had to leave his gravity machines behind.
"Take it. I can hear your stomach grumbling from here." She thrusted the smoking frank in his hands.
He started taking bites off of it after he decided he could eat it. He looked over at Bulma. "Why are you doing this, anyway? I mean, you shouldn't care if I've been imprisoned or not. It wouldn't even hinder Kakarotto much if I was gone."
"Well," She crossed her arms to keep from getting cold. "We got in a lot of trouble at Atlas 7 with some of the crime bosses there, and we made a deal with your father to get that payed off."
"Is that all?" he said.
She nodded, then looked at him. "Why'd you run from your wedding?"
"Father must have mixed something up..." he grumbled, not wanting to remember the horrid event, "He's been so gung-ho about me getting married, he keeps trying to arrange weddings with different princesses."
"Arranged marriages? You mean you can't marry whomever you want?!"
"No. I have to marry royalty, he says. I suppose I could abide by his will, though. If it will get him off my back, I can just marry some offhand blue-blood and gather myself some concubines."
"I guess you could do that. If that's your only option. I mean, if I was in the same situation as that, I think I would do the something similar."
He laughed. "You're kidding! I imagined that you'd yell at me for saying such a thing."
"No way. Despite what people think, concubines were important in families. Often, the wife got the concubines for the husband, whether it was their relationship or for purposes of childbearing."
"So maybe you are smarter then you look." He unconsciously moved closer to her. He caught a glimpse of an unusual pendant, which looked like a computer chip, on a leather string around her neck. "What is that?"
She looked down and took it in her hand, holding it in front of her face. "Something that everyone in my family has. One day, a few years ago, this cute, pale-haired teenaged boy came to my family's house in an unusual looking ship and gave us all one of these, saying that we'll need it someday."
"What was his name?" he asked.
She moved the pendant around, allowing the light from the fire to reflect off of it. "He didn't say. However, when I asked about when I may need this, he said, 'After you meet Father,' then he blushed and hit himself in the face, then asked me to forget what he just said."
Vegita blinked. "That's odd. Have any idea what he meant by that?"
She shook her head. "I have no clue." She shivered and found herself pulled against the prince. She looked at him.
"I..." He turned his head to hide his face. "I thought you might be too cold."
Bulma smiled and she lay her head on his shoulder. He wrapped his arms around her and after a few moments brought his face closer to hers, intending to kiss her.
#18 woke up with red eyes and started screaming at him, "VEGITA-SAMA! DON'T YOU DARE!" She pulled him off of Bulma, as the now awake Tenshinhan and Goku looked around at their surroundings with startled and confused faces. "YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING YOURSELF FOR MARRIAGE! Jesus, it's hard trying to make sure you stay a virgin! You can have her as a concubine after you're married, but not before!"
This pushed Bulma out of her daze. "C-concubine...?!" She turned to Vegita and started screaming as well. "Y-you bastard! You intended to take me as a concubine!? Just because I can sympathize with you doesn't mean I'll abide to that!"
"N-no!" he backed away, intimidated by the sudden raining of screams towards him, "I-I was just... umm..."
"If you touch her, I'll kick you and break your arm again!" #18 threatened. Vegita had already crawled 20 meters away from the rest of the group by the time she said this.
"Look..." Tenshinhan interrupted with a groggy voice, "Let's just all get some sleep. We have to wake up before dawn, and we've got a lot of walking to do."
"That early?!" Goku wined, "Whenever we get to wherever we're going, there better be a lot of food!" Then he saw the left-over hotdogs around the fire and immediately snatched up all of them to eat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I would have done the dissolve joke, but I think that I'm the only one that understands that... plus it seems rather impossible to do with text. Ahh, what the hell...
*fade to sun* Nice description.