Author's Note:Hey, thanks for the reviews, everyone! I'm glad my story is liked. Have you noticed the common Mario Party 2 jokes that I've placed throughout the story? In fact, this chapter is chock full of 'em! Well, here's more Peach Party!!
The fourth chapter, One small step for man, one giant leap for female kind
She opened her eyes. The crumbled statue of a Toad. She closed her eyes. Opened them again. Peach realized what had happened and jumped up. "Eh?!" She gasped, looking around. She saw Daisy, draped over a crumbled pillar with her eyes closed. "Ow." Daisy grumbled as she pushed herself up and stood up. "Where are we?" Peach asked the brunette Princess. "It looks like a desert......or a jungle....or something." Daisy told her. "I know THAT, but where?" Peach repeated. "How should I know?!" Daisy demanded. "Maybe somewhere in.....uh.....Northern Mario Land?" Peach grinned. "Somehow I doubt that."
"I guess the real question is, how do we get out of here?" She grumbled. Suddenly, a strange noise was heard. They looked up as a bright, red light shone. "Bleep bleeeeeeep bleep-bleep!(Sorry about the explosion! One of our men dropped out of the ship.)Bleep bleeppppp bllllleep blep bleep.(Board our ship, Earthlings.)" Before Peach or Daisy could say anything, thing beam of light pulled them into the ship.
The two girls materialized in a space ship full of Bob-ombs! "Eek!" Peach screamed, jumping back. "Bleep-bleeeeep buleep blep!(Don't be afraid, Earthlings.) Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep ble-bleep blep-bleep.(We are peaceful Bob-ombs. We wish to help you.)Bul-bul-buleep bleep bleepubleep?(Where do you come from?)" Peach and Daisy looked at eachother in confusion. "YOU say something!" Peach urged. "Err, b-bleep?" Daisy said meekly. The Bob-omb captain turned to another Bob-omb. "Bleep-bleepeep B-bleep.(They say they're from Planet B-bleep.)" The Bob-omb captain nodded. "Bleep-beleep bleep B-bleep!(Set course for Planet B-bleep!)" He commanded.
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Quite a while passed before the ship reached planet B-bleep. "Bleep-beeleep bleepuh bleep B-bleep!(Here you are, Earthlings, Planet B-bleep.)Beeleepuhbleep!(Goodbye!)" The floor beneath Peach and Daisy disappeared and they fell onto Planet B-bleep. "We only got into worse trouble." Daisy grumbled. "It's your lousy translation!" Peach snapped. They walked up to an information desk. "Uh, where are we?" Peach asked. "You're on Planet B-bleep." The Sniffit told them. "Oh....." Peach sighed. "Well, how do we leave?" "Talk to some of the Sniffits here." The Sniffit said. "Aren't you a Sniffit?" Daisy asked. She knew them from her first Mario Party. "Yes, but I'm only an information Sniffit." The Sniffit told Daisy. "I'm not liscensed to fly a space ship." "Can you tell us who IS?" Peach inquired. "No." The Sniffit replied. Peach and Daisy sighed simultaneously. They walked off. They heard a siren. They turned and saw a Whomp in a speeder! The two Princesses screamed and ran for their lives. The speeder finally stopped chasing them and they stopped to rest. "S.....stupid spe....speeder." Peach gasped.
They trudged along until they saw a Sniffit Police Station. "Hey! A Police Department. We can report that Speeding Speeder." Peach suggested. "How can you be so optimistic?" Daisy grumbled bitterly as she trudged after the skipping Peach to the Sniffit Police Station. Peach walked inside. "Excuse me, but a Speeding Ship chased us and we'd like to report it." Peach reported just as Daisy walked in through the doors and collapsed. "Remind me never to try to talk to a Bob-omb again." Daisy said. "Why?" Peach asked. "Because," Daisy began. "They might take us to Planet B-bleep."
"A Speeding Ship?!" The Sniffit Officer gasped. "We'll set a trap for them right away!" He signaled for the Sniffits to set the trap, then turned back to Peach and Daisy. "You know, we could use some more recruits." He told the two Princesses. Daisy and Peach exchanged glances. "No thanks!" They said in unison, backing away. "I want off this stupid planet." Daisy grumbled. "It's your fault for getting us in this mess!" Peach reminded her. "It is not! If YOU had just tried to speak to them, we wouldn't have been dropped off here!!" Daisy shouted, standing up. "Fine! I won't help you anymore!" Peach said stubbornly, turning her back to the yellow princess. "Fine by me!" Daisy said in reply, also turning her back. They headed off their seperate ways.
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Toad and Toadette got off the train at Sarasaland. They walked up to a Sniffit. "Um, which way to the palace?" Toadette asked. "The palace, well," The Sniffit began. "it's right there." Toad and Toadette looked up to see the huge palace of Sarasaland. "Wow!" Toadette exclaimed. They headed towards the gate. "Halt!!" They heard someone shout. Birdo came running up. "Oh! Birdo!" Toad exclaimed. "You cannot enter the palace without permission from the Princess, and she hasn't been here for quite awhile." Birdo explained to them. "So Daisy isn't here?" Toadette asked. "PRINCESS Daisy, and no, she isn't." Birdo corrected the female toad.Toadette sighed with frusteration. "Then, how do we get in?" She demanded. "I could give you two the Royal Tour." Birdo suggested. "Good!" Toadette said. "We'll take that." Toad agreed. "Well, then, follow me." Birdo told them, opening the gate and walking towards the palace.
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Peach was walking around the Space Station. "I've been walking around in circles for hours! It's a wonder I haven't bumped into Daisy yet." She muttered to herself. "No, actually, it's only been five minutes." A nearby Sniffit corrected her. "Arrrrggghhh!!" Peach shouted, really annoyed now. "Hey, aren't you Princess Peach?" The Sniffit inquired. "Huh? Oh, yeah." Peach replied. "Well, you are a long way from your planet. We have a Space Bus headed there, and it's free." The Sniffit informed her. "Yay! Could I take it?!" Peach asked. "Of course." The Sniffit replied. "It's over there." Peach walked over to the Space Bus Station. "Attention, attention please. The Last Space Bus of this B-bleep day is about to take off. The seating is single if you wish to get on it." The Sniffit anounced over the intercom.
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"Attention, attention please. The Last Space Bus of this B-bleep day is about to take off. The seating is single if you wish to get on it." A Sniffit anounced over an intercom. "Yay! I bet stupid Peach won't think of this!" Daisy laughed, hearing the anouncment. Daisy walked to the Space Bus station and got on the Space Bus. "You're very lucky to get the last seat." The Sniffit anounced, inking a stamp. "Show this stamp at the gate." He told her. He readied to stamp Daisy's hand, but she pulled her hand away and he stamped the desk. "Don't stamo my glove. I have to take off my glove first." Daisy said, tugging at her laced glove. She placed her hand back on the desk. "Now you may stamp my hand." She anounced regally. "Bratty Princess....." Grumbled the Sniffit, re-inking his stamp.
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Daisy boarded the space plane. "Here is where you'll be sitting." The Sniffit anounced. Daisy glanced at the blond girl who would be sitting beside her. "Hmmmm?!" She did a double-take and stared at Peach. "Peach!" She nearly screamed. "Daisy!" Peach shrieked. "Um, anyone want to switch seats?" Daisy inquired. "Sit down!" The Sniffit said, exasperated, pushin the yellow-clad princess into her seat. The Space Bus took off. The two Princesses sat with their backs turned to eachother. "The next stop, Planet Z!" The captain Sniffit anounced over the intercom. "Argh.....our planet is at the other end of the alphabet...." Daisy grumbled. "I heard nothing!" Peach said. Daisy sighed in annoyance. "Are we THERE yet?" Peach demanded. "I didn't hear that!" Daisy informed her sister. Peach groaned, annoyed. "Do I have to sit next to this brat the whole trip?!" Daisy demanded. "I heard absolutely nothing!" Peach informed everyone on the Space Bus, making everyone turn and stare.
"They're staring at us." Daisy hissed at the pink-clad princess. "Must be YOUR fault." Peach snapped back. Then, they went into a frenzy of hair-pulling and kicking and scratching and screaming and punching and hissing and clawing and yelling and karate chopping. "Um, Princess....Toadstool?" A Sniffit asked. "Yes?!" Both Peach and Daisy asked in unison. Then they turned their backs to eachother and stuck their noses up in the air. "This is your stop." The Sniffit anounced. "Already?" Daisy was surprised. "Yes." The Sniffit looked slightly embarassed. "You've been fighting for 100 Space miles, which is like a billion of your home planet's miles." The two sisters blushed. "Uh, thanks." The mumbled as they exited the Space Bus.
Into an area that Peach didn't recognize. "Where.....is this?" Peach mumbled. "AHHHH!!!" Daisy screamed. Peach gasped and looked around for her sister in yellow attire. She Daisy gaping at the large castle. "SARASALAND! My home sweet home! Oh, how I have missed you, my home!!" She exclaimed happily. Peach slightly smiled. Somehow, the scene of Daisy so happy warmed her heart. Sarasaland DID look like a place that Daisy would love, so it was without a doubt her kingdom. There were yellow daisies covering the grassy hills and Sniffits and Toads walking all around. Peach then straightened her face, turned her back and stuck her nose into the air. "If you loved this place so much, why were you living in that shack that Luigi bought?" She demanded coldly. "I was, uh, being nice." Daisy explained, her face turnign slightly pink as she copied Peach's pose. "You can come in if you like." She informed her sister with a cold tone of voice. "I will." Peach informed the Sarasaland Princess, still in a cold tone of voice. Daisy walked over and unlocked the gate. They stepped into the palace garden, full of daisies, of course.
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"This is the door to the throne room." Birdo informed the two Toads. "Erm, could we go in?" Toadette asked, stepping towards the door. Birdo jumped infront of her. "NO! Princess Daisy would NEVER allow that unless someone was invited." She informed them. "Come along, next I will show you the Royal Gardens." "But," Toad began. "we could see them from the gate." "Shush." Was all Birdo said as she headed towards the draw bridge to lower it and guide the two 'sight-seeing' Toads into the Palace Gardens. "This is one of Princess Daisy's most treasured areas. She loves the garden." Birdo explained. "I would never have guessed." Toadette said sarcastically. "Don't use sarcasm within these palace walls. Only our ruler Daisy can do that." "But we're not in the palace wa-" Toad was cut off by Birdo's glare. "Uh, right." He said instead. "Now, shall we carry o-----PRINCESS DAISY!!!!" Birdo screamed. She jumped down infront of her Princess, bowing. "PRINCESS PEACH!!" Toadette and Toad gasped, doing the same, but bowing to Peach. "You may rise." Daisy said regally to Birdo. "Birdo, why are these two here?" She inquired, indicating Toad and Toadette. "They wanted a tour of the Palace." Birdo explained. "Ah. I see." Daisy said, smiling. "I'm glad I gave you a job at the palace."
They walked across the draw bridge and entered the throne room. Daisy sat on her throne. "Why did you bring.....THIS?" Birdo asked, pointing at Peach. "It is rude to point at a Princess." Peach reminded Birdo. Birdo looked around, as if a come back would be in the room. Not finding one, she put her finger down and remained silent. Then, they heard cackling. They glanced towards the throne room doorway. "It couldn't be....." Daisy gasped, horrified. "Tatanga!!" Birdo screamed. "Heh heh.....right." Tatanga said. "And I have come for Princess Daisy." "A-again?!" Daisy demanded, standing up. "Again. You are quite clever, Princess." Tatanga commented. Daisy, glaring, threw a vase at him, then hid behind her throne. "You can hide and call your guards all you like, but it won't do anything." Tatanga cackled. "What am I going to do....?" Daisy whispered.
The fourth chapter, One small step for man, one giant leap for female kind
She opened her eyes. The crumbled statue of a Toad. She closed her eyes. Opened them again. Peach realized what had happened and jumped up. "Eh?!" She gasped, looking around. She saw Daisy, draped over a crumbled pillar with her eyes closed. "Ow." Daisy grumbled as she pushed herself up and stood up. "Where are we?" Peach asked the brunette Princess. "It looks like a desert......or a jungle....or something." Daisy told her. "I know THAT, but where?" Peach repeated. "How should I know?!" Daisy demanded. "Maybe somewhere in.....uh.....Northern Mario Land?" Peach grinned. "Somehow I doubt that."
"I guess the real question is, how do we get out of here?" She grumbled. Suddenly, a strange noise was heard. They looked up as a bright, red light shone. "Bleep bleeeeeeep bleep-bleep!(Sorry about the explosion! One of our men dropped out of the ship.)Bleep bleeppppp bllllleep blep bleep.(Board our ship, Earthlings.)" Before Peach or Daisy could say anything, thing beam of light pulled them into the ship.
The two girls materialized in a space ship full of Bob-ombs! "Eek!" Peach screamed, jumping back. "Bleep-bleeeeep buleep blep!(Don't be afraid, Earthlings.) Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep ble-bleep blep-bleep.(We are peaceful Bob-ombs. We wish to help you.)Bul-bul-buleep bleep bleepubleep?(Where do you come from?)" Peach and Daisy looked at eachother in confusion. "YOU say something!" Peach urged. "Err, b-bleep?" Daisy said meekly. The Bob-omb captain turned to another Bob-omb. "Bleep-bleepeep B-bleep.(They say they're from Planet B-bleep.)" The Bob-omb captain nodded. "Bleep-beleep bleep B-bleep!(Set course for Planet B-bleep!)" He commanded.
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Quite a while passed before the ship reached planet B-bleep. "Bleep-beeleep bleepuh bleep B-bleep!(Here you are, Earthlings, Planet B-bleep.)Beeleepuhbleep!(Goodbye!)" The floor beneath Peach and Daisy disappeared and they fell onto Planet B-bleep. "We only got into worse trouble." Daisy grumbled. "It's your lousy translation!" Peach snapped. They walked up to an information desk. "Uh, where are we?" Peach asked. "You're on Planet B-bleep." The Sniffit told them. "Oh....." Peach sighed. "Well, how do we leave?" "Talk to some of the Sniffits here." The Sniffit said. "Aren't you a Sniffit?" Daisy asked. She knew them from her first Mario Party. "Yes, but I'm only an information Sniffit." The Sniffit told Daisy. "I'm not liscensed to fly a space ship." "Can you tell us who IS?" Peach inquired. "No." The Sniffit replied. Peach and Daisy sighed simultaneously. They walked off. They heard a siren. They turned and saw a Whomp in a speeder! The two Princesses screamed and ran for their lives. The speeder finally stopped chasing them and they stopped to rest. "S.....stupid spe....speeder." Peach gasped.
They trudged along until they saw a Sniffit Police Station. "Hey! A Police Department. We can report that Speeding Speeder." Peach suggested. "How can you be so optimistic?" Daisy grumbled bitterly as she trudged after the skipping Peach to the Sniffit Police Station. Peach walked inside. "Excuse me, but a Speeding Ship chased us and we'd like to report it." Peach reported just as Daisy walked in through the doors and collapsed. "Remind me never to try to talk to a Bob-omb again." Daisy said. "Why?" Peach asked. "Because," Daisy began. "They might take us to Planet B-bleep."
"A Speeding Ship?!" The Sniffit Officer gasped. "We'll set a trap for them right away!" He signaled for the Sniffits to set the trap, then turned back to Peach and Daisy. "You know, we could use some more recruits." He told the two Princesses. Daisy and Peach exchanged glances. "No thanks!" They said in unison, backing away. "I want off this stupid planet." Daisy grumbled. "It's your fault for getting us in this mess!" Peach reminded her. "It is not! If YOU had just tried to speak to them, we wouldn't have been dropped off here!!" Daisy shouted, standing up. "Fine! I won't help you anymore!" Peach said stubbornly, turning her back to the yellow princess. "Fine by me!" Daisy said in reply, also turning her back. They headed off their seperate ways.
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Toad and Toadette got off the train at Sarasaland. They walked up to a Sniffit. "Um, which way to the palace?" Toadette asked. "The palace, well," The Sniffit began. "it's right there." Toad and Toadette looked up to see the huge palace of Sarasaland. "Wow!" Toadette exclaimed. They headed towards the gate. "Halt!!" They heard someone shout. Birdo came running up. "Oh! Birdo!" Toad exclaimed. "You cannot enter the palace without permission from the Princess, and she hasn't been here for quite awhile." Birdo explained to them. "So Daisy isn't here?" Toadette asked. "PRINCESS Daisy, and no, she isn't." Birdo corrected the female toad.Toadette sighed with frusteration. "Then, how do we get in?" She demanded. "I could give you two the Royal Tour." Birdo suggested. "Good!" Toadette said. "We'll take that." Toad agreed. "Well, then, follow me." Birdo told them, opening the gate and walking towards the palace.
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Peach was walking around the Space Station. "I've been walking around in circles for hours! It's a wonder I haven't bumped into Daisy yet." She muttered to herself. "No, actually, it's only been five minutes." A nearby Sniffit corrected her. "Arrrrggghhh!!" Peach shouted, really annoyed now. "Hey, aren't you Princess Peach?" The Sniffit inquired. "Huh? Oh, yeah." Peach replied. "Well, you are a long way from your planet. We have a Space Bus headed there, and it's free." The Sniffit informed her. "Yay! Could I take it?!" Peach asked. "Of course." The Sniffit replied. "It's over there." Peach walked over to the Space Bus Station. "Attention, attention please. The Last Space Bus of this B-bleep day is about to take off. The seating is single if you wish to get on it." The Sniffit anounced over the intercom.
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"Attention, attention please. The Last Space Bus of this B-bleep day is about to take off. The seating is single if you wish to get on it." A Sniffit anounced over an intercom. "Yay! I bet stupid Peach won't think of this!" Daisy laughed, hearing the anouncment. Daisy walked to the Space Bus station and got on the Space Bus. "You're very lucky to get the last seat." The Sniffit anounced, inking a stamp. "Show this stamp at the gate." He told her. He readied to stamp Daisy's hand, but she pulled her hand away and he stamped the desk. "Don't stamo my glove. I have to take off my glove first." Daisy said, tugging at her laced glove. She placed her hand back on the desk. "Now you may stamp my hand." She anounced regally. "Bratty Princess....." Grumbled the Sniffit, re-inking his stamp.
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Daisy boarded the space plane. "Here is where you'll be sitting." The Sniffit anounced. Daisy glanced at the blond girl who would be sitting beside her. "Hmmmm?!" She did a double-take and stared at Peach. "Peach!" She nearly screamed. "Daisy!" Peach shrieked. "Um, anyone want to switch seats?" Daisy inquired. "Sit down!" The Sniffit said, exasperated, pushin the yellow-clad princess into her seat. The Space Bus took off. The two Princesses sat with their backs turned to eachother. "The next stop, Planet Z!" The captain Sniffit anounced over the intercom. "Argh.....our planet is at the other end of the alphabet...." Daisy grumbled. "I heard nothing!" Peach said. Daisy sighed in annoyance. "Are we THERE yet?" Peach demanded. "I didn't hear that!" Daisy informed her sister. Peach groaned, annoyed. "Do I have to sit next to this brat the whole trip?!" Daisy demanded. "I heard absolutely nothing!" Peach informed everyone on the Space Bus, making everyone turn and stare.
"They're staring at us." Daisy hissed at the pink-clad princess. "Must be YOUR fault." Peach snapped back. Then, they went into a frenzy of hair-pulling and kicking and scratching and screaming and punching and hissing and clawing and yelling and karate chopping. "Um, Princess....Toadstool?" A Sniffit asked. "Yes?!" Both Peach and Daisy asked in unison. Then they turned their backs to eachother and stuck their noses up in the air. "This is your stop." The Sniffit anounced. "Already?" Daisy was surprised. "Yes." The Sniffit looked slightly embarassed. "You've been fighting for 100 Space miles, which is like a billion of your home planet's miles." The two sisters blushed. "Uh, thanks." The mumbled as they exited the Space Bus.
Into an area that Peach didn't recognize. "Where.....is this?" Peach mumbled. "AHHHH!!!" Daisy screamed. Peach gasped and looked around for her sister in yellow attire. She Daisy gaping at the large castle. "SARASALAND! My home sweet home! Oh, how I have missed you, my home!!" She exclaimed happily. Peach slightly smiled. Somehow, the scene of Daisy so happy warmed her heart. Sarasaland DID look like a place that Daisy would love, so it was without a doubt her kingdom. There were yellow daisies covering the grassy hills and Sniffits and Toads walking all around. Peach then straightened her face, turned her back and stuck her nose into the air. "If you loved this place so much, why were you living in that shack that Luigi bought?" She demanded coldly. "I was, uh, being nice." Daisy explained, her face turnign slightly pink as she copied Peach's pose. "You can come in if you like." She informed her sister with a cold tone of voice. "I will." Peach informed the Sarasaland Princess, still in a cold tone of voice. Daisy walked over and unlocked the gate. They stepped into the palace garden, full of daisies, of course.
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"This is the door to the throne room." Birdo informed the two Toads. "Erm, could we go in?" Toadette asked, stepping towards the door. Birdo jumped infront of her. "NO! Princess Daisy would NEVER allow that unless someone was invited." She informed them. "Come along, next I will show you the Royal Gardens." "But," Toad began. "we could see them from the gate." "Shush." Was all Birdo said as she headed towards the draw bridge to lower it and guide the two 'sight-seeing' Toads into the Palace Gardens. "This is one of Princess Daisy's most treasured areas. She loves the garden." Birdo explained. "I would never have guessed." Toadette said sarcastically. "Don't use sarcasm within these palace walls. Only our ruler Daisy can do that." "But we're not in the palace wa-" Toad was cut off by Birdo's glare. "Uh, right." He said instead. "Now, shall we carry o-----PRINCESS DAISY!!!!" Birdo screamed. She jumped down infront of her Princess, bowing. "PRINCESS PEACH!!" Toadette and Toad gasped, doing the same, but bowing to Peach. "You may rise." Daisy said regally to Birdo. "Birdo, why are these two here?" She inquired, indicating Toad and Toadette. "They wanted a tour of the Palace." Birdo explained. "Ah. I see." Daisy said, smiling. "I'm glad I gave you a job at the palace."
They walked across the draw bridge and entered the throne room. Daisy sat on her throne. "Why did you bring.....THIS?" Birdo asked, pointing at Peach. "It is rude to point at a Princess." Peach reminded Birdo. Birdo looked around, as if a come back would be in the room. Not finding one, she put her finger down and remained silent. Then, they heard cackling. They glanced towards the throne room doorway. "It couldn't be....." Daisy gasped, horrified. "Tatanga!!" Birdo screamed. "Heh heh.....right." Tatanga said. "And I have come for Princess Daisy." "A-again?!" Daisy demanded, standing up. "Again. You are quite clever, Princess." Tatanga commented. Daisy, glaring, threw a vase at him, then hid behind her throne. "You can hide and call your guards all you like, but it won't do anything." Tatanga cackled. "What am I going to do....?" Daisy whispered.