Disclaimer:
I don't own Ranma and I don't own my friends either.
Isn't that sad?
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 4: Enter Miyu! She's an OC you know.
For those who don't know, OC means "original character".
The real Thomas: I am about to be hit by a car.
The real Me: Get a grip, man.
The real EA: But I am not in it yet! You promised!
The real Me: Here we go again. I did not have space enough for you in chapter 3!
The real EA: How could you?
The real Me: THAT IS IT!!! I AM LEAVING NOW!!!
*The real Me turns server and power off*
The real Thomas: Great. Now you pissed him off. How are we supposed to start the fic now without the writer?
The real EA: Do you know how to hotwire?
The real Thomas: Well, a car, yes. But a computer?
The real EA: Wait! I think we should press this "on" button!
The real Thomas: Wait! Don't! Its too obvious!
The real EA: *pushes button*
The real Thomas: Nooo!!! Get down!!!
Computer: This room will self-destruct in 5 seconds. 5.
The real Thomas: NOOO!!
Computer: 4.
The real EA: Were in real deep shit now!
Computer: 3.
The real EA: Do something dumbass!!
Computer: 2.
The real Thomas: I don't know how to stop this thing!!
Computer: 1.
The real EA: Heck, you don't know jack shit.
*beep boop teet-teet-teet-teet-teet*
The real Thomas: OH YEAH? FUCK YOU, BI.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM*
The real Thomas: AAAHHH!!! What? Its only a dream?
The real Me: Uhh.. Thomas? WERE ON AIR DUMBASS!!!
The real Me: Now. Sorry for the long interruption. Here's chapter 3!
Well. Thomas is lying in the middle of the street with almost every bone in his body broken while I am lying unconscious in a location that is about to be revealed. It seems hope is lost for both of us since EA still has gone missing, both of us are on the verge of death and we don't know what other people might fall victim to the magical glass. Meanwhile, let us look at how Thomas is doing and lets find out how he gets out of this pinch.
Car: *BEEEEEEPP*
Thomas: NOOO!! THIS IS THE END!!!
*SSSCCREEECHHHHH!!!**
Thomas: What the? YES! I am saved! Thank my luck!
The car door opens and a mysterious young lady steps out.
Lady: BAKA!!! Why are you lying on the ground like that? What if I didn't see you? *kicks Thomas*
Thomas: OOWW!! Look lady, I have been run over by a bicy. I mean a big 18- wheeler and all my bones are broken. Can you PUHLEASE take me to the hospital?
Lady: Hmph. Normally I'd just love to run over a gaijin fruitpop like you but just tonight I'll make an exception.
Thomas: Who're you calling a fruitpop? *uses remaining bones in left arm to throw a rock at the lady's head*
Lady: Ow! Tee hee hee hee!!!
Thomas: Japanese people sure are weird.
Meanwhile, lets focus the story in a certain underrated restaurant in the backstreets of Nerima. Outside the restaurant, there is a trash can that is moving very irregularly. After 5 minutes of shaking, it finally tipped over.
*CRASH*
Me: Oohh man. it smells worse than in there!! HWOOF!!
Me: Morning already??? I GOTTA FIND THOMAS!!!
Me: OOOG. Why can't I move?
Me: Dang. I can't feel pain but I am still susceptible to injury.
Me: What, am I paralyzed or something?
Child: Mama! Look at that man lying beside a trash can!
Me: WAIT!! Can you please tell me where to find the Tendo Dojo?
Mother: Don't look at him Miyako, he might wipe off his dung off of you.
Child: What a silly baka! Tee hee!
Mother: Watch your language!! Quick, run!!
Child: *stinkeye*
Me: WAIT!!!. How am I gonna get home now?
???: Ahaa!! There you are!!
Me: Huh?
???: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???
Ok. Lets add a little suspense. Someone saw me and will that person rescue me? Well, lets look at first at how Thomas is doing.
(At the Nerima General Hospital)
Thomas: Oohhh. Where am I?
Lady: GOOD! You're awake!
Thomas: Hey! Its you!
Lady: *to nurse* Ok. Please charge all the bills to him please.
Thomas: WHAT??? HOW COULD YOU?
Lady: Sorry, I am just a poor girl.
Thomas: But look at your car! It's a convertible for crying out loud.
Lady: Oh. That was my boyfriend's car.
Thomas: Oh. Okay, so maybe you are a poor girl.
Lady: Okay, I'd love to stay and chat but I gotta go. Ja!
Thomas: WAIT JUST A MINUTE, YOU!!!
Lady: Hee hee!
Thomas: You wont get away until you at least introduce yourself!
Lady: Okay. My name is. My name is.
Lady: Who am I?
Thomas: OK. I have seen that trick one too many times now speak up!!!
Lady: I'm Miyuki Hinasaki. You can call me Miyu!
Thomas: I'm Thomas.
Miyu: Thomas who?
Thomas: Thomas of Earth.
Miyu: I mean you're family name.
Thomas: Thomas Thomas.
Miyu: You don't remember don't you?
Thomas: Nah. I'm just not allowed to say it.
Miyu: Oh.
Thomas: Are you an OC? I-I-I mean Japanese?
Miyu: Of course I am, you baka no gaijin!
Thomas: Oh, if only I wasn't recuperating right now I'll.
Thomas: I'll beat you up like a sack of-
Miyu: AAAAHHHH!!! HELP ME!! I'M BEING RAPED!!!
Thomas: AACKKK!!! You fiend!! Taking advantage of the weak!
Miyu: Hee hee!! Bye now!!
Thomas: Wait. damn. SHE LEFT, DAMMIT!
The real EA: When does she meet the rest of us?
The real Thomas: Give me a break!
The real Me: Well, lets just see for ourselves. But that would have to wait until any of us see her again.
The real EA: Judging from the dialogue alone, I bet she's cute!!
The real Me: You've seen nothing yet!!
Well seeing Thomas has made a new friend he almost forgot about his big problem! His surgery bill costs 10,000 yen! And he already has gone through surgery so HOW THE FUCK IS HE GONNA PAY??? But lets see how things have been going through for me. DAN DAN DAN DAN!!!
Me: *unable to recognize the woman from the intense sunlight*
???: Ran-chan!!! *unable to tell the difference between Ranma and me*
Me: Ukyo?
Ukyo: Ahhaa!! *hug* I missed you soooo much!!! And PEEE YOOOO!!! What is that smell? Come in and I'll clean you.
Me: I'm saved!!!
Ukyo: Huh??
Me: Nothing, Ukyo.
Ukyo: What did you call me?
Me: I-I-I mean Ucchan!!! UCCHAN!!!
Ukyo: Hmm hmmm.
(In Ucchan's pancake)
Ukyo: These are some unusual clothes you're wearing Ran-chan!
Ukyo: Are these souvenirs or something?
Me: Well, you could say that.
Ukyo: Well, I think you'll be wanting the usual. Squid?
Me: No thanks.
Ukyo: What's with the long face Ran-chan?
Me: Well, a couple of friends of mine has gone missing and I can't seem to find them.
Ukyo: Who, Kuno and Gosunkugi? Hee hee!!
Me: THEM?? HAH! Give me a break!!
Ukyo: Well, judging from the growing smell of your clothes, let me take them off.
Me: Wait!! NO!
Ukyo: Don't worry. The store is closed today. No one will see us!
Me: I don't care!!!
Ukyo: You're THAT worried about losing your virginity?
Me: No. Its just uh.
Ukyo: Oh, Ran-chan you are so H. We are still teens aren't we? Hee hee!
Me: *thinking* How am I supposed to get out of here? I need that bath but Ukyo might know I am not Ranma!!
Me: Umm. Can I just use the hose out back?
Ukyo: What are you so shy about? Tell you what, I'll just give you some cold water so you wont be "worried", ne?
Me: *thinking* AACK!! I can't turn into a girl! I'm not cursed! I gotta use warm water!!
Me: I think I'll just use warm water. Its been cold walking around all night.
Ukyo: Ok!
Me: Well, that takes care of one of my problems. Now I gotta find a way to find the guys and get back home!
Ukyo: Here you go, Ran-chan! And *hee hee* do I have to close my eyes?
Me: I prefer if you just stayed out of the bathroom.
Ukyo: Hmmm. okay.
Me: *taking clothes off* Okay. I gotta find help. Now I remember Ryoga sending me to the skies but Thomas was still there. Could he, NO WAY!!! He can't die, can he? Man! I am so gonna kick his balls when I see him because this is all his fault!!! Ahh. its nice to feel the warmth of hot water again.
(LATER.)
Me: Well. I feel sorry for Ukyo for leaving and all and not thanking her but what the hell?
*door closes*
Ukyo: Ara? Ran-chan! Where did you go?
Me: Well, here I go again. Alone in Nerima.
*BUMP*
???: Whoah! Watch it dude!
Me: HOLY SHITBALLS!!! Thomas!!! I finally found you!!
Thomas: What happened to you?
Me: Long story. What happened to YOU?
Thomas: Longer story. But I met this really hot chick!!
Me: Really? Do you think you saw her in the manga or the anime?
Thomas: Now that you mention it, no.
Me: Oh. Then she must be an OC.
Thomas: A what?
Me: Ehh, nothing.
Thomas: She has a boyfriend though.
Me: Well, too bad.
Thomas: Hey! Guess what?
Me: You have a joke, I know.
Thomas: No! I found the Tendo Dojo! Whatever that place is.
Me: Thomas!! Do you realize what this means?
Thomas: Oh no. Don't tell me I did something wrong again!
Me: WERE SAVED!!! YAHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thomas: *starts dancing like a wild monkey boy* YEEEHAAA!!
Me: WWWWEEEEEEEHHHAAAAA!!!!
Thomas: Why are we happy again?
Me: Thomas you are such a dumbass! We can fuckin live again!
Thomas: We can what?
Me: We can live with them for the meantime until we find EA and get out of this world!
Thomas: Yes!!
Me: Now let's head for the Tendo Dojo!!
Me and Thomas: *singing and skipping* Oh what a beautiful frying pan!!! Hitting your delicate head!! Oh blood and pasty brains, lalala!!! Come out of the crack!!! Make us puke, ohhhhh MAAAAAAKE UUUUUUSS PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKEEEEE!!!! Thank you, thank you very much. Haw haw.
Miyako: Mommy! They are so weird!!
Mother: Stay away from them! Their weirdness might rub off of us!
The real EA: Finally! The story is starting to be kind of funny!
The real Thomas: But you deprived the readers of ecchi humor and cursing!!
The real Me: All that is gonna change. I hope.
(LATER. OUTSIDE THE TENDO DOJO.)
Me: *knocks*
Me: Hello!! Anyone there?
Akane: WHAT??? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??
Me: We're friends. We come in peace.
Akane: PERVERTS! PERVERTS EVERYWHERE!!!
Me: Shut up, woman. We know about your little "secret".
Akane: What secret?
Me: You happen to like someone named Ra-
Akane: WHAT?? NONSENSE!!!
Akane: GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!
*SLAM*
Thomas: Nice going, smartass. Where are gonna stay now??
???: Guys! I cant believe I finally saw you!
Thomas & Me: Whoah! Its. its.
Me: She matches the description of that cute babe you met!
Thomas: THATS RIGHT!!!
???: Thomas! Remember me?
Thomas: Miyu!! What's up?
Miyu: Just strolling around!
Thomas: Hey! Did you happen to see someone named EA?
Miyu: Gomme. No one I know by that name.
Thomas: How about Earl?
Miyu: I'm really sorry.
Thomas: Ugggg.
Miyu: And who is this meatloaf?
Thomas: Oh, I almost forgot. Miyu, this is Trevor. Trevor, this is Miyu.
Miyu and Me: Yeah, yeah, we know. We know.
Thomas: ??
Me: So, Miyu. What coincidencially brings you to our destination?
Miyu: Well, I need to visit my friend, Akane.
Me: YOUR WHAT????
Miyu: Friend. F-R-I-E-N-D.
Me: Come here!
Thomas: Huh?
Me: *whisper*
Miyu: Tee hee!! You're tickling me!! Hee hee ha ha!!
Thomas: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE SO "H"!!!
Me: What? Have I been breathing too fast? Damn. I should exercise more.
Thomas: $()|\| ()f /-\ Bi+C|-|!!!!!
Me: So what I was saying *whisper*
Miyu: Mmm hmm.
Me: *whisper*
Miyu: Aha. Mmm hmm.. Okay. I get it.
Thomas: What are you saying.
Me: Ok. Got it?
Miyu: HAI!!! Hee hee!!
Me: *thinking* What a cute laugh! It reminds me of Chii from Chobits!
Thomas: *thinking* I wish we never find EA. I wanna stay here forever!
The real Me: CHAPTER END!!!
The real EA: And when am I gonna enter this fic?
The real Me: Sorry EA. This fic is 2 times longer than the previous already.
The real EA: UGGG. What a dumb reason.
The real Me: *aims a spaz shotgun to EA's head* What?
The real EA: I mean. I understand.
The real Me: That's what I thought you said.
The real Thomas: Sneak peek time!
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Me: Hello? Trevor speaking.
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: I will eat fried lays?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: I will poision what bay?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: Who's gay?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: Of course you know that this is getting cornier and cornier.
???: Well, I agree. But still, you will die in 7 days.
Me: RANMA!!! YOU'RE FRIEND SADAKO IS CALLING!!!
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The real Me: See ya!!!
*OFF THE AIR*
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 4: Enter Miyu! She's an OC you know.
For those who don't know, OC means "original character".
The real Thomas: I am about to be hit by a car.
The real Me: Get a grip, man.
The real EA: But I am not in it yet! You promised!
The real Me: Here we go again. I did not have space enough for you in chapter 3!
The real EA: How could you?
The real Me: THAT IS IT!!! I AM LEAVING NOW!!!
*The real Me turns server and power off*
The real Thomas: Great. Now you pissed him off. How are we supposed to start the fic now without the writer?
The real EA: Do you know how to hotwire?
The real Thomas: Well, a car, yes. But a computer?
The real EA: Wait! I think we should press this "on" button!
The real Thomas: Wait! Don't! Its too obvious!
The real EA: *pushes button*
The real Thomas: Nooo!!! Get down!!!
Computer: This room will self-destruct in 5 seconds. 5.
The real Thomas: NOOO!!
Computer: 4.
The real EA: Were in real deep shit now!
Computer: 3.
The real EA: Do something dumbass!!
Computer: 2.
The real Thomas: I don't know how to stop this thing!!
Computer: 1.
The real EA: Heck, you don't know jack shit.
*beep boop teet-teet-teet-teet-teet*
The real Thomas: OH YEAH? FUCK YOU, BI.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM*
The real Thomas: AAAHHH!!! What? Its only a dream?
The real Me: Uhh.. Thomas? WERE ON AIR DUMBASS!!!
The real Me: Now. Sorry for the long interruption. Here's chapter 3!
Well. Thomas is lying in the middle of the street with almost every bone in his body broken while I am lying unconscious in a location that is about to be revealed. It seems hope is lost for both of us since EA still has gone missing, both of us are on the verge of death and we don't know what other people might fall victim to the magical glass. Meanwhile, let us look at how Thomas is doing and lets find out how he gets out of this pinch.
Car: *BEEEEEEPP*
Thomas: NOOO!! THIS IS THE END!!!
*SSSCCREEECHHHHH!!!**
Thomas: What the? YES! I am saved! Thank my luck!
The car door opens and a mysterious young lady steps out.
Lady: BAKA!!! Why are you lying on the ground like that? What if I didn't see you? *kicks Thomas*
Thomas: OOWW!! Look lady, I have been run over by a bicy. I mean a big 18- wheeler and all my bones are broken. Can you PUHLEASE take me to the hospital?
Lady: Hmph. Normally I'd just love to run over a gaijin fruitpop like you but just tonight I'll make an exception.
Thomas: Who're you calling a fruitpop? *uses remaining bones in left arm to throw a rock at the lady's head*
Lady: Ow! Tee hee hee hee!!!
Thomas: Japanese people sure are weird.
Meanwhile, lets focus the story in a certain underrated restaurant in the backstreets of Nerima. Outside the restaurant, there is a trash can that is moving very irregularly. After 5 minutes of shaking, it finally tipped over.
*CRASH*
Me: Oohh man. it smells worse than in there!! HWOOF!!
Me: Morning already??? I GOTTA FIND THOMAS!!!
Me: OOOG. Why can't I move?
Me: Dang. I can't feel pain but I am still susceptible to injury.
Me: What, am I paralyzed or something?
Child: Mama! Look at that man lying beside a trash can!
Me: WAIT!! Can you please tell me where to find the Tendo Dojo?
Mother: Don't look at him Miyako, he might wipe off his dung off of you.
Child: What a silly baka! Tee hee!
Mother: Watch your language!! Quick, run!!
Child: *stinkeye*
Me: WAIT!!!. How am I gonna get home now?
???: Ahaa!! There you are!!
Me: Huh?
???: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???
Ok. Lets add a little suspense. Someone saw me and will that person rescue me? Well, lets look at first at how Thomas is doing.
(At the Nerima General Hospital)
Thomas: Oohhh. Where am I?
Lady: GOOD! You're awake!
Thomas: Hey! Its you!
Lady: *to nurse* Ok. Please charge all the bills to him please.
Thomas: WHAT??? HOW COULD YOU?
Lady: Sorry, I am just a poor girl.
Thomas: But look at your car! It's a convertible for crying out loud.
Lady: Oh. That was my boyfriend's car.
Thomas: Oh. Okay, so maybe you are a poor girl.
Lady: Okay, I'd love to stay and chat but I gotta go. Ja!
Thomas: WAIT JUST A MINUTE, YOU!!!
Lady: Hee hee!
Thomas: You wont get away until you at least introduce yourself!
Lady: Okay. My name is. My name is.
Lady: Who am I?
Thomas: OK. I have seen that trick one too many times now speak up!!!
Lady: I'm Miyuki Hinasaki. You can call me Miyu!
Thomas: I'm Thomas.
Miyu: Thomas who?
Thomas: Thomas of Earth.
Miyu: I mean you're family name.
Thomas: Thomas Thomas.
Miyu: You don't remember don't you?
Thomas: Nah. I'm just not allowed to say it.
Miyu: Oh.
Thomas: Are you an OC? I-I-I mean Japanese?
Miyu: Of course I am, you baka no gaijin!
Thomas: Oh, if only I wasn't recuperating right now I'll.
Thomas: I'll beat you up like a sack of-
Miyu: AAAAHHHH!!! HELP ME!! I'M BEING RAPED!!!
Thomas: AACKKK!!! You fiend!! Taking advantage of the weak!
Miyu: Hee hee!! Bye now!!
Thomas: Wait. damn. SHE LEFT, DAMMIT!
The real EA: When does she meet the rest of us?
The real Thomas: Give me a break!
The real Me: Well, lets just see for ourselves. But that would have to wait until any of us see her again.
The real EA: Judging from the dialogue alone, I bet she's cute!!
The real Me: You've seen nothing yet!!
Well seeing Thomas has made a new friend he almost forgot about his big problem! His surgery bill costs 10,000 yen! And he already has gone through surgery so HOW THE FUCK IS HE GONNA PAY??? But lets see how things have been going through for me. DAN DAN DAN DAN!!!
Me: *unable to recognize the woman from the intense sunlight*
???: Ran-chan!!! *unable to tell the difference between Ranma and me*
Me: Ukyo?
Ukyo: Ahhaa!! *hug* I missed you soooo much!!! And PEEE YOOOO!!! What is that smell? Come in and I'll clean you.
Me: I'm saved!!!
Ukyo: Huh??
Me: Nothing, Ukyo.
Ukyo: What did you call me?
Me: I-I-I mean Ucchan!!! UCCHAN!!!
Ukyo: Hmm hmmm.
(In Ucchan's pancake)
Ukyo: These are some unusual clothes you're wearing Ran-chan!
Ukyo: Are these souvenirs or something?
Me: Well, you could say that.
Ukyo: Well, I think you'll be wanting the usual. Squid?
Me: No thanks.
Ukyo: What's with the long face Ran-chan?
Me: Well, a couple of friends of mine has gone missing and I can't seem to find them.
Ukyo: Who, Kuno and Gosunkugi? Hee hee!!
Me: THEM?? HAH! Give me a break!!
Ukyo: Well, judging from the growing smell of your clothes, let me take them off.
Me: Wait!! NO!
Ukyo: Don't worry. The store is closed today. No one will see us!
Me: I don't care!!!
Ukyo: You're THAT worried about losing your virginity?
Me: No. Its just uh.
Ukyo: Oh, Ran-chan you are so H. We are still teens aren't we? Hee hee!
Me: *thinking* How am I supposed to get out of here? I need that bath but Ukyo might know I am not Ranma!!
Me: Umm. Can I just use the hose out back?
Ukyo: What are you so shy about? Tell you what, I'll just give you some cold water so you wont be "worried", ne?
Me: *thinking* AACK!! I can't turn into a girl! I'm not cursed! I gotta use warm water!!
Me: I think I'll just use warm water. Its been cold walking around all night.
Ukyo: Ok!
Me: Well, that takes care of one of my problems. Now I gotta find a way to find the guys and get back home!
Ukyo: Here you go, Ran-chan! And *hee hee* do I have to close my eyes?
Me: I prefer if you just stayed out of the bathroom.
Ukyo: Hmmm. okay.
Me: *taking clothes off* Okay. I gotta find help. Now I remember Ryoga sending me to the skies but Thomas was still there. Could he, NO WAY!!! He can't die, can he? Man! I am so gonna kick his balls when I see him because this is all his fault!!! Ahh. its nice to feel the warmth of hot water again.
(LATER.)
Me: Well. I feel sorry for Ukyo for leaving and all and not thanking her but what the hell?
*door closes*
Ukyo: Ara? Ran-chan! Where did you go?
Me: Well, here I go again. Alone in Nerima.
*BUMP*
???: Whoah! Watch it dude!
Me: HOLY SHITBALLS!!! Thomas!!! I finally found you!!
Thomas: What happened to you?
Me: Long story. What happened to YOU?
Thomas: Longer story. But I met this really hot chick!!
Me: Really? Do you think you saw her in the manga or the anime?
Thomas: Now that you mention it, no.
Me: Oh. Then she must be an OC.
Thomas: A what?
Me: Ehh, nothing.
Thomas: She has a boyfriend though.
Me: Well, too bad.
Thomas: Hey! Guess what?
Me: You have a joke, I know.
Thomas: No! I found the Tendo Dojo! Whatever that place is.
Me: Thomas!! Do you realize what this means?
Thomas: Oh no. Don't tell me I did something wrong again!
Me: WERE SAVED!!! YAHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thomas: *starts dancing like a wild monkey boy* YEEEHAAA!!
Me: WWWWEEEEEEEHHHAAAAA!!!!
Thomas: Why are we happy again?
Me: Thomas you are such a dumbass! We can fuckin live again!
Thomas: We can what?
Me: We can live with them for the meantime until we find EA and get out of this world!
Thomas: Yes!!
Me: Now let's head for the Tendo Dojo!!
Me and Thomas: *singing and skipping* Oh what a beautiful frying pan!!! Hitting your delicate head!! Oh blood and pasty brains, lalala!!! Come out of the crack!!! Make us puke, ohhhhh MAAAAAAKE UUUUUUSS PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKEEEEE!!!! Thank you, thank you very much. Haw haw.
Miyako: Mommy! They are so weird!!
Mother: Stay away from them! Their weirdness might rub off of us!
The real EA: Finally! The story is starting to be kind of funny!
The real Thomas: But you deprived the readers of ecchi humor and cursing!!
The real Me: All that is gonna change. I hope.
(LATER. OUTSIDE THE TENDO DOJO.)
Me: *knocks*
Me: Hello!! Anyone there?
Akane: WHAT??? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??
Me: We're friends. We come in peace.
Akane: PERVERTS! PERVERTS EVERYWHERE!!!
Me: Shut up, woman. We know about your little "secret".
Akane: What secret?
Me: You happen to like someone named Ra-
Akane: WHAT?? NONSENSE!!!
Akane: GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!
*SLAM*
Thomas: Nice going, smartass. Where are gonna stay now??
???: Guys! I cant believe I finally saw you!
Thomas & Me: Whoah! Its. its.
Me: She matches the description of that cute babe you met!
Thomas: THATS RIGHT!!!
???: Thomas! Remember me?
Thomas: Miyu!! What's up?
Miyu: Just strolling around!
Thomas: Hey! Did you happen to see someone named EA?
Miyu: Gomme. No one I know by that name.
Thomas: How about Earl?
Miyu: I'm really sorry.
Thomas: Ugggg.
Miyu: And who is this meatloaf?
Thomas: Oh, I almost forgot. Miyu, this is Trevor. Trevor, this is Miyu.
Miyu and Me: Yeah, yeah, we know. We know.
Thomas: ??
Me: So, Miyu. What coincidencially brings you to our destination?
Miyu: Well, I need to visit my friend, Akane.
Me: YOUR WHAT????
Miyu: Friend. F-R-I-E-N-D.
Me: Come here!
Thomas: Huh?
Me: *whisper*
Miyu: Tee hee!! You're tickling me!! Hee hee ha ha!!
Thomas: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE SO "H"!!!
Me: What? Have I been breathing too fast? Damn. I should exercise more.
Thomas: $()|\| ()f /-\ Bi+C|-|!!!!!
Me: So what I was saying *whisper*
Miyu: Mmm hmm.
Me: *whisper*
Miyu: Aha. Mmm hmm.. Okay. I get it.
Thomas: What are you saying.
Me: Ok. Got it?
Miyu: HAI!!! Hee hee!!
Me: *thinking* What a cute laugh! It reminds me of Chii from Chobits!
Thomas: *thinking* I wish we never find EA. I wanna stay here forever!
The real Me: CHAPTER END!!!
The real EA: And when am I gonna enter this fic?
The real Me: Sorry EA. This fic is 2 times longer than the previous already.
The real EA: UGGG. What a dumb reason.
The real Me: *aims a spaz shotgun to EA's head* What?
The real EA: I mean. I understand.
The real Me: That's what I thought you said.
The real Thomas: Sneak peek time!
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Me: Hello? Trevor speaking.
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: I will eat fried lays?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: I will poision what bay?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: Who's gay?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: Of course you know that this is getting cornier and cornier.
???: Well, I agree. But still, you will die in 7 days.
Me: RANMA!!! YOU'RE FRIEND SADAKO IS CALLING!!!
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The real Me: See ya!!!
*OFF THE AIR*