Disclaimer:
I don't own Ranma and I don't own my friends either.
Isn't that sad?
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 5: Enter EA! Think happy thoughts!
The real EA: Well, things are starting to go well until.
The real Thomas: Cue tape!!!
*play tape*
Akane: GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!
Thomas: Nice going, smartass. Where are we gonna stay now??
*stop tape*
The real Thomas: Ahhh. That line deserves an Oscar!!!
The real Me: Hey!!! You finally fixed that grammar error!!!
The real EA: What grammar error?
The real Me: Ohh, nothing, nothing.
The real Thomas: On with the story!!!
The real Me: HERE'S DAN DAN DAN!!! CHAPTER 5!!!
When we last left our duo (soon to be trio), they were outside the the Tendo Dojo together with Miyu they devised a plan to be able to convince the residents to let the boys board with them. But I happen to have a plan which I secretly told Miyu. Thomas, eager to find out, is still curious about the plan, since he can be so obvious by the way.
Thomas: Tell me the plan!!!
Me: Not yet!!!
Miyu: Its best if you don't find out. Really.
Thomas: Damn it all. You are all freaks!!!
Me: Hmm hmm.
Thomas: Hey! What if It does not work?
Miyu: A plan "B" silly! Hee hee hee!!
Me: And oh. Plan A never works right?
Thomas: Don't tell me its because of me again!!
Me: Its not you this time.
Thomas: Oh.
The real EA: What??? That was useless shit!!! Why did you add that, smartass?
The real Me: Shut up, bitch or it's the a volleyball in the asscrack for you.
The real EA: Gulp.
The real Thomas: Get back on the air please.
The real Me: JUST SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!
Me: Commence plan A.
Miyu: HAI!!!
*knock knock*
Akane: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU- Hey, Miyu!!
Miyu: Konichiwa!!
Akane: Gomme. I thought you were those guys that came here.
Miyu: What guys?
Akane: I called them perverts because I thought they were those guys who flipped my skirt in the noodle shop. I'm having kind of an off day today.
Miyu: *sweating* Uhh. right.
Akane: I wish I could at least apologize. They must be those friends of Ranma's.
Miyu: They don't study in Furinkan *sweat drop*.
Akane: Why don't you come in? Were about to have tea.
Miyu: No thanks. I need to take care of something today.
Akane: Okay *shuts door*.
Miyu: GUYS!!! BIG EMERGENCY!!!
Me: WHAAATT??? GO FOR PLAN B!!!
Miyu: WE CAN'T!!
Me: Why?
Miyu: SHE WANTS TO APOLOGIZE!!!
Me: Oh shit.
Miyu: Well, what now?
Me: PLAN C!!! I thought I'd never I'll never use this. Thomas? Are you prepared to be in EXTREME PAIN???
Miyu: Seriously, Trevor! Do you want me to take him to the hospital again? Hee hee!!
Thomas: Well, for civilized living, OKAY!!!
Me: LET"S GO!!! *sun rays appear around his body anime style*
Miyu: Okay. I'M the one who's confused now.
Thomas: *stinkeye*
Miyu: HMPH!!!
Me: Here's what we do. *whisper*
Thomas: WHAAATT??? WE'LL DO WHAAAATTT???
Me: Do you want to have a civilized life?
Thomas: GGGRRRRRRR!!!! AAALLL RIIIGHHHTT!!! I give up already!!!!
Me: YES!!!
*knock knock*
Akane: Miyu?
Me: Remember us, Akane?
Akane: AAACKKK!!! ITS YOU!!
Me: Ahh hmm?
Akane: Gomme. I thought you were someone else.
Me: Now the reason that we're here is that.
Thomas: *nods*
Thomas and Me: WE WANT TO CHALLENGE YOUR DOJO!!!
Akane: *GASP* Ottosan!!!! SOMEONE WANTS TO CHALLENGE OUR DOJO!!!
Soun: NANIIIIIII????? SAOTOME-KUN!!! RANMA-KUN!!!
Ranma and Genma: WHAAAAAT??? WE'RE BUSY!!!
Soun: Someone wants to challenge our dojo!!!
Ranma and Genma: WHAAT?? LET ME AT EM'!!!
Ranma: Hey! Do you guys study at our school?
Me: Baka!!! We're not Japanese in the first place!!
Ranma: Sheesh.
Soun: Where are you two young men from?
Thomas: The Philippines.
Soun: I see. SAOTOME-KUN!!!
Genma: What, Tendo-kun?
Soun: *quietly* We never fought gaijins from the Phils.
Genma: I know. Lets be uhh. careful.
Ranma: BAKAERO!!! You hold back and you lose.
Soun: Ranma-kun is right. Full force minna!!!
Ranma Soun and Genma: IIIIIKKKEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: If you lose, we will board here.
Ranma: That would be your death wish, fools.
Thomas: Haul ass people!!! We ain't got all day!!!
Ranma: Fine!!! The Tendo Dojo accepts your challenge.
Akane: Ready?
Me Thomas Soun Genma and Ranma: READY!!!
Akane: SHOBUUUUU!!!
*SHOWDOWN*
Ranma: CHESTNUT FIST!!! AYEYEYEYEYEYE!!!
*Every punch hits Me but no effect*
Ranma: WHAT???
Me: *sarcastically* Invincible Shield of Hermit Crab!!!
Soun: AAAA!!! What a fearful technique!!
Genma: Its my turn Tendo-kun!!
Genma: Try punching through this!!! Defense of Green Tutle!!! *defensive stance*
Ranma: Nice one Poop, I mean Pop!!!
Me: THOMAS!!!
Thomas: Flaming Fist of Giant Kangaroo!!! *battle aura*
Genma: It is useless!!!
Thomas: *punch* WOOORRRYAAAAAAA!!!!
Genma: *gets knocked into stratosphere* NYAAAAAA!!!!
Ranma: POP!!!
Soun: What a very fearful attack!!!
Ranma: Oh you gotta be shitting me.
Me: Giant Kangaroo?
Thomas: Cool name huh?
Me: Well, lets combine our techniques now!!!
Thomas: On 3. 1, 2, 3!!!
Thomas and Me: Hidden Lizard.
*Thomas puts Me in front of him as we slowly move torwards our adversary*
Ranma: Chestnut Fist!!!
Genma: Flaming Fist!!!
*no effect obviously*
Thomas and Me: Attacking Lion.
*Thomas is in front of Me now.*
Ranma: Nani?
*Thomas lunges two punches to our enemy*
Thomas and Me: COMBINATION ATTACK!!!!
Ranma and Soun: *gets knocked to stratosphere* NYAAAAAA!!
Thomas: We are victorious.
Me: Without a sweat.
Thomas: WE GET TO BE CIVILIZED AGAIN!!!
Me: YAAHHOOOOO!!!
*SHOWDOWN ENDS*
Thomas and Me: *singing* Oh, shiny needle!!! Through the cloth!!! Piercing my poor little pinky blood spilling through the crack-
*insert dramatic voiced music here*
Akane: *talking to herself* The Invincible Shield of Herit Crab, Flaming Fist of Giant Kangaroo, and the Hidden Lizard Attacking Lion Combination Attack. What strong attacks. They, who seem to be in high school must have been practicing an art far more fearful than any other. Tens of thousands of years old maybe!!!
Nabiki: Onna-chan? What is going on? AND WHY IS THERE A HUGE CRATER IN THE BACKYARD???
Akane: Onna-san!!! Dad, Mr. Saotome, and Ranma were challenged by martial artists and lost!!!
Nabiki: NANI??? Then what will happen to our dojo sign?
Akane: I can't believe they lost.
Nabiki: I gotta call Kasumi. ONNA-SAN!!!
Akane: Well, a deal is a deal.
Me: HONTO??? YYEEEEHHAAA!!!
Akane: Well, more perverts in the house.
Thomas: What did you say??????
Akane: AAA! He he. Nothing, nothing.
The real Me: WAIT!!! I NEED TO SAY AN AUTHOR'S NOTE!!!
The real EA: Cue sad music!!!
*sad music*
The real Me: Hello OmnipotentDemigod. I know you are reading this. I just have to say with your simple review of "HEHE" has made history!!! BE PROUD!!! This is the first review I have ever got in my whole entire sad life! *sniff* Thanks!!! NOW ON WITH THE STORY LAZYASSES!!! I AM NOT PAYING YOU WORTHLESS CREW OF MINE TO JUST SIT AROUND LISTENING TO AUTHOR'S NOTES!!! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
The real EA: Jeez, what the fuck is up with him?
The real Me: I HEARD THAT!!!
The real EA: Gulp!!! Back to the story!!!
(That evening)
Me: Ahhh.. I can live a life again!!
Thomas: This is the life!!
Soun: *sob* Oh why? Why? Why did we lose??? WAAHHH!!! More mouths to feed! More worthless freeloaders!!!
Akane: As if there weren't enough freeloaders already.
Ranma: AHEM!!!
Soun: Well, introduce yourselves, gaijins.
Me: Well, as if you can't be more rude.
Thomas: My name is-
*RING RING*
Akane: I'll pick it up.
*Akane picks up phone*
Akane: Hello? Tendo residence. Akane speaking.
???: Do you have a visitor?
Akane: Why, yes.
???: Gaijins?
Akane: Yes.
???: Started living with you?
Akane: Yes. How come you know?
???: I see. So you guys lost. HAHAHAHA!!!
Akane: Who is this?
???: My name isn't important right now. And why are you calling me a pervert?
Akane: What? I didn't say anything!
???: I can hear it straight from your head.
Akane: No way. you're one of those guys???
???: Yes. I have a power too. Now can I speak with the one with the defense technique?
Akane: You, over there! Someone wants to speak with you!!!
Thomas: Me?
Akane: No, not you! The other freak.
Me: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FREAK!!! JAPANESE PEOPLE CAN BE SO RUDE!!!
Akane: Whoops.
Me: GIMME DA PHONE, YOU JAP!
Me: Hello? Trevor speaking.
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: I will eat fried lays?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: I will poision what bay?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: Who's gay?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: Of course you know that this is getting cornier and cornier.
???: Well, I agree. But still, you will die in 7 days.
Me: RANMA!!! YOU'RE FRIEND SADAKO IS CALLING!!!
Ranma: Huh?
???: This is no time to ignore me, Trevor.
Me: Who is this?
???: Hey, how come Thomas was stupid enough to get run over by an 18-whee- I mean a bicycle?
Me: How do you know??
???: That is not important right now.
Me: WHO IS THIS???
???: Its best if you didn't know.
Me: EA, is that you?
???: How the fu-
Me: He he he. You don't think I could forget your voice did you?
EA: How did you know? Can you read minds too?
Me: No. Is reading minds your power?
EA: It appears to be.
Me: Well, our trip to this world has somehow altered our genetic material causing the cell structure of every part of our body including the brain and we received superhuman powers as well as an overdose in testosterone causing an alter in our age! (What a long sentence!!!)
EA: *drool* What?
Me: Never mind. Hey, you watch Ranma right? Where are you now?
EA: I'm in a phone booth outside the Tendo Dojo.
Me: Could you please-
EA: I know. I have to go in because you challenged the Tendo Dojo in a duel so that if you win we can live there and we'll be freeloaders and we can live civilized lives again cause we can eat and sleep well now and it will be fun because we can talk with the Ranma cast and we can be friends again, and you won? (Longer SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!)
Me: *sleep* Huh?? What did you day?
EA: You did that on purpose!
Me: What DID you say?
EA: You know what I said. You can't escape my power!!!
Me: Stinker.
EA: So, I can just go in?
Me: *hang up*
EA: Why that no good.
Phone: Please deposit 100 yen, thank you.
EA: Whoops.
*knock knock*
Me: That must be him now!
*opens gate*
EA: Guys!!! I finally found you!!! 24 grueling hours of searching and reading people's minds and I finally found you!! Oh yeah! I rule! I rock! I'm da best!! I am the 8 3 $ T |\/| A |\| in da |/\| () R L D!!!
Thomas: Hey, that's not nice!!
EA: Whos gonna stop me, muscle head?
Thomas: Want a punch? My power is strength you know.
Me: Shut up, both of you.
EA and Thomas: YOU SHUT UP!!! *punches me*
Me: AHEM. Your petty attacks are useless against my power, defense!!!
EA and Thomas: GRRRR. Well, its great to be back.
Me: I'm glad we found each other again.
EA: *sniff* I love you guys! WAAAAAHHHH!!!
Thomas: Group hug!!!
EA and Me: Forget it!!
Thomas: *punches EA and Me*
EA and Me: *blown to stratosphere* NOOOO!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEEEEEEEEEENNDDDD!!!!
Thomas: What a bunch of asswipes.
Akane: I think I'm gonna like this guy.
The real Thomas: Wow! That was touching.
The real EA: Who cares? I am finally in the fic, woooot!!!
The real Me: Well, sneak peek time!!
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Me: What do you mean we're gonna die?
Tofu: You three don't have much time.
Thomas: How long?
Tofu: Roughly 3 days?
EA: 3 days? But-but-but-but-but-
Tofu: Sorry. There is nothing I can do.
Thomas: NOTHING?
Tofu: Well there is one way.
Me: What?
Tofu: We need the last Charm.
Thomas: What Charm?
Tofu: The Charm of Unity. It enables you to survive in this world. And I think someone has it.
Me: Who?
Tofu: I don't know. But you have to find him before its too late.
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The real EA: OH NO! What will happen to us?
The real Me: And what is the "Charm" in the first place?
The real Thomas: Find out in the next chapter!
*OFF THE AIR*
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 5: Enter EA! Think happy thoughts!
The real EA: Well, things are starting to go well until.
The real Thomas: Cue tape!!!
*play tape*
Akane: GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!
Thomas: Nice going, smartass. Where are we gonna stay now??
*stop tape*
The real Thomas: Ahhh. That line deserves an Oscar!!!
The real Me: Hey!!! You finally fixed that grammar error!!!
The real EA: What grammar error?
The real Me: Ohh, nothing, nothing.
The real Thomas: On with the story!!!
The real Me: HERE'S DAN DAN DAN!!! CHAPTER 5!!!
When we last left our duo (soon to be trio), they were outside the the Tendo Dojo together with Miyu they devised a plan to be able to convince the residents to let the boys board with them. But I happen to have a plan which I secretly told Miyu. Thomas, eager to find out, is still curious about the plan, since he can be so obvious by the way.
Thomas: Tell me the plan!!!
Me: Not yet!!!
Miyu: Its best if you don't find out. Really.
Thomas: Damn it all. You are all freaks!!!
Me: Hmm hmm.
Thomas: Hey! What if It does not work?
Miyu: A plan "B" silly! Hee hee hee!!
Me: And oh. Plan A never works right?
Thomas: Don't tell me its because of me again!!
Me: Its not you this time.
Thomas: Oh.
The real EA: What??? That was useless shit!!! Why did you add that, smartass?
The real Me: Shut up, bitch or it's the a volleyball in the asscrack for you.
The real EA: Gulp.
The real Thomas: Get back on the air please.
The real Me: JUST SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!
Me: Commence plan A.
Miyu: HAI!!!
*knock knock*
Akane: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU- Hey, Miyu!!
Miyu: Konichiwa!!
Akane: Gomme. I thought you were those guys that came here.
Miyu: What guys?
Akane: I called them perverts because I thought they were those guys who flipped my skirt in the noodle shop. I'm having kind of an off day today.
Miyu: *sweating* Uhh. right.
Akane: I wish I could at least apologize. They must be those friends of Ranma's.
Miyu: They don't study in Furinkan *sweat drop*.
Akane: Why don't you come in? Were about to have tea.
Miyu: No thanks. I need to take care of something today.
Akane: Okay *shuts door*.
Miyu: GUYS!!! BIG EMERGENCY!!!
Me: WHAAATT??? GO FOR PLAN B!!!
Miyu: WE CAN'T!!
Me: Why?
Miyu: SHE WANTS TO APOLOGIZE!!!
Me: Oh shit.
Miyu: Well, what now?
Me: PLAN C!!! I thought I'd never I'll never use this. Thomas? Are you prepared to be in EXTREME PAIN???
Miyu: Seriously, Trevor! Do you want me to take him to the hospital again? Hee hee!!
Thomas: Well, for civilized living, OKAY!!!
Me: LET"S GO!!! *sun rays appear around his body anime style*
Miyu: Okay. I'M the one who's confused now.
Thomas: *stinkeye*
Miyu: HMPH!!!
Me: Here's what we do. *whisper*
Thomas: WHAAATT??? WE'LL DO WHAAAATTT???
Me: Do you want to have a civilized life?
Thomas: GGGRRRRRRR!!!! AAALLL RIIIGHHHTT!!! I give up already!!!!
Me: YES!!!
*knock knock*
Akane: Miyu?
Me: Remember us, Akane?
Akane: AAACKKK!!! ITS YOU!!
Me: Ahh hmm?
Akane: Gomme. I thought you were someone else.
Me: Now the reason that we're here is that.
Thomas: *nods*
Thomas and Me: WE WANT TO CHALLENGE YOUR DOJO!!!
Akane: *GASP* Ottosan!!!! SOMEONE WANTS TO CHALLENGE OUR DOJO!!!
Soun: NANIIIIIII????? SAOTOME-KUN!!! RANMA-KUN!!!
Ranma and Genma: WHAAAAAT??? WE'RE BUSY!!!
Soun: Someone wants to challenge our dojo!!!
Ranma and Genma: WHAAT?? LET ME AT EM'!!!
Ranma: Hey! Do you guys study at our school?
Me: Baka!!! We're not Japanese in the first place!!
Ranma: Sheesh.
Soun: Where are you two young men from?
Thomas: The Philippines.
Soun: I see. SAOTOME-KUN!!!
Genma: What, Tendo-kun?
Soun: *quietly* We never fought gaijins from the Phils.
Genma: I know. Lets be uhh. careful.
Ranma: BAKAERO!!! You hold back and you lose.
Soun: Ranma-kun is right. Full force minna!!!
Ranma Soun and Genma: IIIIIKKKEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: If you lose, we will board here.
Ranma: That would be your death wish, fools.
Thomas: Haul ass people!!! We ain't got all day!!!
Ranma: Fine!!! The Tendo Dojo accepts your challenge.
Akane: Ready?
Me Thomas Soun Genma and Ranma: READY!!!
Akane: SHOBUUUUU!!!
*SHOWDOWN*
Ranma: CHESTNUT FIST!!! AYEYEYEYEYEYE!!!
*Every punch hits Me but no effect*
Ranma: WHAT???
Me: *sarcastically* Invincible Shield of Hermit Crab!!!
Soun: AAAA!!! What a fearful technique!!
Genma: Its my turn Tendo-kun!!
Genma: Try punching through this!!! Defense of Green Tutle!!! *defensive stance*
Ranma: Nice one Poop, I mean Pop!!!
Me: THOMAS!!!
Thomas: Flaming Fist of Giant Kangaroo!!! *battle aura*
Genma: It is useless!!!
Thomas: *punch* WOOORRRYAAAAAAA!!!!
Genma: *gets knocked into stratosphere* NYAAAAAA!!!!
Ranma: POP!!!
Soun: What a very fearful attack!!!
Ranma: Oh you gotta be shitting me.
Me: Giant Kangaroo?
Thomas: Cool name huh?
Me: Well, lets combine our techniques now!!!
Thomas: On 3. 1, 2, 3!!!
Thomas and Me: Hidden Lizard.
*Thomas puts Me in front of him as we slowly move torwards our adversary*
Ranma: Chestnut Fist!!!
Genma: Flaming Fist!!!
*no effect obviously*
Thomas and Me: Attacking Lion.
*Thomas is in front of Me now.*
Ranma: Nani?
*Thomas lunges two punches to our enemy*
Thomas and Me: COMBINATION ATTACK!!!!
Ranma and Soun: *gets knocked to stratosphere* NYAAAAAA!!
Thomas: We are victorious.
Me: Without a sweat.
Thomas: WE GET TO BE CIVILIZED AGAIN!!!
Me: YAAHHOOOOO!!!
*SHOWDOWN ENDS*
Thomas and Me: *singing* Oh, shiny needle!!! Through the cloth!!! Piercing my poor little pinky blood spilling through the crack-
*insert dramatic voiced music here*
Akane: *talking to herself* The Invincible Shield of Herit Crab, Flaming Fist of Giant Kangaroo, and the Hidden Lizard Attacking Lion Combination Attack. What strong attacks. They, who seem to be in high school must have been practicing an art far more fearful than any other. Tens of thousands of years old maybe!!!
Nabiki: Onna-chan? What is going on? AND WHY IS THERE A HUGE CRATER IN THE BACKYARD???
Akane: Onna-san!!! Dad, Mr. Saotome, and Ranma were challenged by martial artists and lost!!!
Nabiki: NANI??? Then what will happen to our dojo sign?
Akane: I can't believe they lost.
Nabiki: I gotta call Kasumi. ONNA-SAN!!!
Akane: Well, a deal is a deal.
Me: HONTO??? YYEEEEHHAAA!!!
Akane: Well, more perverts in the house.
Thomas: What did you say??????
Akane: AAA! He he. Nothing, nothing.
The real Me: WAIT!!! I NEED TO SAY AN AUTHOR'S NOTE!!!
The real EA: Cue sad music!!!
*sad music*
The real Me: Hello OmnipotentDemigod. I know you are reading this. I just have to say with your simple review of "HEHE" has made history!!! BE PROUD!!! This is the first review I have ever got in my whole entire sad life! *sniff* Thanks!!! NOW ON WITH THE STORY LAZYASSES!!! I AM NOT PAYING YOU WORTHLESS CREW OF MINE TO JUST SIT AROUND LISTENING TO AUTHOR'S NOTES!!! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
The real EA: Jeez, what the fuck is up with him?
The real Me: I HEARD THAT!!!
The real EA: Gulp!!! Back to the story!!!
(That evening)
Me: Ahhh.. I can live a life again!!
Thomas: This is the life!!
Soun: *sob* Oh why? Why? Why did we lose??? WAAHHH!!! More mouths to feed! More worthless freeloaders!!!
Akane: As if there weren't enough freeloaders already.
Ranma: AHEM!!!
Soun: Well, introduce yourselves, gaijins.
Me: Well, as if you can't be more rude.
Thomas: My name is-
*RING RING*
Akane: I'll pick it up.
*Akane picks up phone*
Akane: Hello? Tendo residence. Akane speaking.
???: Do you have a visitor?
Akane: Why, yes.
???: Gaijins?
Akane: Yes.
???: Started living with you?
Akane: Yes. How come you know?
???: I see. So you guys lost. HAHAHAHA!!!
Akane: Who is this?
???: My name isn't important right now. And why are you calling me a pervert?
Akane: What? I didn't say anything!
???: I can hear it straight from your head.
Akane: No way. you're one of those guys???
???: Yes. I have a power too. Now can I speak with the one with the defense technique?
Akane: You, over there! Someone wants to speak with you!!!
Thomas: Me?
Akane: No, not you! The other freak.
Me: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FREAK!!! JAPANESE PEOPLE CAN BE SO RUDE!!!
Akane: Whoops.
Me: GIMME DA PHONE, YOU JAP!
Me: Hello? Trevor speaking.
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: I will eat fried lays?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: I will poision what bay?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: Who's gay?
???: You will die in 7 days.
Me: Of course you know that this is getting cornier and cornier.
???: Well, I agree. But still, you will die in 7 days.
Me: RANMA!!! YOU'RE FRIEND SADAKO IS CALLING!!!
Ranma: Huh?
???: This is no time to ignore me, Trevor.
Me: Who is this?
???: Hey, how come Thomas was stupid enough to get run over by an 18-whee- I mean a bicycle?
Me: How do you know??
???: That is not important right now.
Me: WHO IS THIS???
???: Its best if you didn't know.
Me: EA, is that you?
???: How the fu-
Me: He he he. You don't think I could forget your voice did you?
EA: How did you know? Can you read minds too?
Me: No. Is reading minds your power?
EA: It appears to be.
Me: Well, our trip to this world has somehow altered our genetic material causing the cell structure of every part of our body including the brain and we received superhuman powers as well as an overdose in testosterone causing an alter in our age! (What a long sentence!!!)
EA: *drool* What?
Me: Never mind. Hey, you watch Ranma right? Where are you now?
EA: I'm in a phone booth outside the Tendo Dojo.
Me: Could you please-
EA: I know. I have to go in because you challenged the Tendo Dojo in a duel so that if you win we can live there and we'll be freeloaders and we can live civilized lives again cause we can eat and sleep well now and it will be fun because we can talk with the Ranma cast and we can be friends again, and you won? (Longer SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!)
Me: *sleep* Huh?? What did you day?
EA: You did that on purpose!
Me: What DID you say?
EA: You know what I said. You can't escape my power!!!
Me: Stinker.
EA: So, I can just go in?
Me: *hang up*
EA: Why that no good.
Phone: Please deposit 100 yen, thank you.
EA: Whoops.
*knock knock*
Me: That must be him now!
*opens gate*
EA: Guys!!! I finally found you!!! 24 grueling hours of searching and reading people's minds and I finally found you!! Oh yeah! I rule! I rock! I'm da best!! I am the 8 3 $ T |\/| A |\| in da |/\| () R L D!!!
Thomas: Hey, that's not nice!!
EA: Whos gonna stop me, muscle head?
Thomas: Want a punch? My power is strength you know.
Me: Shut up, both of you.
EA and Thomas: YOU SHUT UP!!! *punches me*
Me: AHEM. Your petty attacks are useless against my power, defense!!!
EA and Thomas: GRRRR. Well, its great to be back.
Me: I'm glad we found each other again.
EA: *sniff* I love you guys! WAAAAAHHHH!!!
Thomas: Group hug!!!
EA and Me: Forget it!!
Thomas: *punches EA and Me*
EA and Me: *blown to stratosphere* NOOOO!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEEEEEEEEEENNDDDD!!!!
Thomas: What a bunch of asswipes.
Akane: I think I'm gonna like this guy.
The real Thomas: Wow! That was touching.
The real EA: Who cares? I am finally in the fic, woooot!!!
The real Me: Well, sneak peek time!!
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Me: What do you mean we're gonna die?
Tofu: You three don't have much time.
Thomas: How long?
Tofu: Roughly 3 days?
EA: 3 days? But-but-but-but-but-
Tofu: Sorry. There is nothing I can do.
Thomas: NOTHING?
Tofu: Well there is one way.
Me: What?
Tofu: We need the last Charm.
Thomas: What Charm?
Tofu: The Charm of Unity. It enables you to survive in this world. And I think someone has it.
Me: Who?
Tofu: I don't know. But you have to find him before its too late.
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The real EA: OH NO! What will happen to us?
The real Me: And what is the "Charm" in the first place?
The real Thomas: Find out in the next chapter!
*OFF THE AIR*