Disclaimer: Well, I could say it's in chapter one but... DAMN!
I have been neglecting this story a bit the past few days. Hmmm.
SpaceballZ Fic: Damn it! The alcohol thing wasn't gettin' any reviews and now its ahead of me?!! *pouts*
Piccylo: Shut up you stupid piece of text.
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Dark Cell and TaoPaiPai have finally found something: a small house in the middle of nowhere. The general walks up to it, trying to distinguish what the red letters are spelling. "Look, sir! It's says 'Kame House'!"
Cell thought for a second, then started stamping at the ground. "Turtle! Turtle! I hate turtles! They always eat up my cabbage!"
"So... that's what happened to Nappa?"
"What?"
"Nothing, sir."
Vegita was snoring heavily in his room. He had exhausted himself arguing with #18 on who should sleep where: he wanted to sleep "alone", but #18 wouldn't believe him and kept trying to get him to room with Goku. Then he argued that if he had to sleep with Kakarotto, she shouldn't be allowed to sleep with that midget of a monk. It ended that he would have to share his room with the mechanical maid.
A voice came to his ears. "Vegita," it said, "Vegita, my son. Damnit Vegita! Get over here before I ground your sorry ass!"
He woke up with a startled expression. "Father? What the hell?" He looked out the window, and sure enough, there was his father: a full head taller than him with a beard and sporting his crimson cape. "Father? What are you doing here?"
"Just get down here! It took me long enough to find you!"
"All right, all right. Hold on a second..." He felt around for a shirt and jumped out the window. At this time, #18 was alarmed by the rustling around and came out of sleep mode. "Vegita-sama?"
"You sure take your damned time, Son."
#18 looked out the window and saw the true form of her "king". "Vegita! You idiot! That's not your dad!"
He blinked to this, then instead of the King of Saiya-jin he saw Dark Cell. Before he could cuss him out for waking him up, Vegita found himself knocked unconscious by a phaser gun.
"Shit!" #18 jumped out to help her prince, but was also shocked and seized by TaoPaiPai.
Hearing the commotion, everybody went out to see what has happened, only to witness the Space-Dragon-Ball ship zoom off.
"We're too late! They took Vegita!" yelled Goku.
"And #18," Kuririn pouted.
Bulma looked up to the streak. "Don't worry, you guys. We'll get them back."
"But how?" Tenshinhan exclaimed with Kushami hugging his side, "Our ship is out of gas and some of the bulkheads are busted. We can't go through the atmosphere with that!"
Roshi's shades glimmered (how'd they do that at night? why is he wearing those anyway?!). "Leave that to me."
Kame-sennin had transported the Volkswagon bus to them with his shlong powers and Bulma immediately began fixing it with the equipment he had in the house. As she did so, Kuririn re-fueled the tank and Ten and Kushami were... goofing off. Anyway, the ship was fixed, and everybody (Kuririn and Kushami decided that they would come as well) was bidding the hermit their goodbyes and supplying their thanks.
"No problem," he waved back, "Oh, and Goku."
"Yes?" Goku found something was tossed to him. It was the red rod Nyoi-bo. "Aww... I can't accept this..."
"Take it! You might need it! Oh yes, and something for you, Bulma," he tosses her a small bentoubako. "In case you get hungry."
"OK, we've got the prince!" Dark Cell came up to his president.
Freeza laughed in his fortune. "Good work! Call the King immediately!"
"Yes, sir." TaoPaiPai went to the console.
Doubler yelled from the back, "Hey! What does everyone want for dinner!"
Cell jumped up with his hand in the air. "Oh oh! I want Gohan!"
~~~~~~ A short chapter. BTW, a "bentoubako" is a lunch box, a "bentou" is a box lunch. Man, the differences between Japanese and English really suck.
I have been neglecting this story a bit the past few days. Hmmm.
SpaceballZ Fic: Damn it! The alcohol thing wasn't gettin' any reviews and now its ahead of me?!! *pouts*
Piccylo: Shut up you stupid piece of text.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dark Cell and TaoPaiPai have finally found something: a small house in the middle of nowhere. The general walks up to it, trying to distinguish what the red letters are spelling. "Look, sir! It's says 'Kame House'!"
Cell thought for a second, then started stamping at the ground. "Turtle! Turtle! I hate turtles! They always eat up my cabbage!"
"So... that's what happened to Nappa?"
"What?"
"Nothing, sir."
Vegita was snoring heavily in his room. He had exhausted himself arguing with #18 on who should sleep where: he wanted to sleep "alone", but #18 wouldn't believe him and kept trying to get him to room with Goku. Then he argued that if he had to sleep with Kakarotto, she shouldn't be allowed to sleep with that midget of a monk. It ended that he would have to share his room with the mechanical maid.
A voice came to his ears. "Vegita," it said, "Vegita, my son. Damnit Vegita! Get over here before I ground your sorry ass!"
He woke up with a startled expression. "Father? What the hell?" He looked out the window, and sure enough, there was his father: a full head taller than him with a beard and sporting his crimson cape. "Father? What are you doing here?"
"Just get down here! It took me long enough to find you!"
"All right, all right. Hold on a second..." He felt around for a shirt and jumped out the window. At this time, #18 was alarmed by the rustling around and came out of sleep mode. "Vegita-sama?"
"You sure take your damned time, Son."
#18 looked out the window and saw the true form of her "king". "Vegita! You idiot! That's not your dad!"
He blinked to this, then instead of the King of Saiya-jin he saw Dark Cell. Before he could cuss him out for waking him up, Vegita found himself knocked unconscious by a phaser gun.
"Shit!" #18 jumped out to help her prince, but was also shocked and seized by TaoPaiPai.
Hearing the commotion, everybody went out to see what has happened, only to witness the Space-Dragon-Ball ship zoom off.
"We're too late! They took Vegita!" yelled Goku.
"And #18," Kuririn pouted.
Bulma looked up to the streak. "Don't worry, you guys. We'll get them back."
"But how?" Tenshinhan exclaimed with Kushami hugging his side, "Our ship is out of gas and some of the bulkheads are busted. We can't go through the atmosphere with that!"
Roshi's shades glimmered (how'd they do that at night? why is he wearing those anyway?!). "Leave that to me."
Kame-sennin had transported the Volkswagon bus to them with his shlong powers and Bulma immediately began fixing it with the equipment he had in the house. As she did so, Kuririn re-fueled the tank and Ten and Kushami were... goofing off. Anyway, the ship was fixed, and everybody (Kuririn and Kushami decided that they would come as well) was bidding the hermit their goodbyes and supplying their thanks.
"No problem," he waved back, "Oh, and Goku."
"Yes?" Goku found something was tossed to him. It was the red rod Nyoi-bo. "Aww... I can't accept this..."
"Take it! You might need it! Oh yes, and something for you, Bulma," he tosses her a small bentoubako. "In case you get hungry."
"OK, we've got the prince!" Dark Cell came up to his president.
Freeza laughed in his fortune. "Good work! Call the King immediately!"
"Yes, sir." TaoPaiPai went to the console.
Doubler yelled from the back, "Hey! What does everyone want for dinner!"
Cell jumped up with his hand in the air. "Oh oh! I want Gohan!"
~~~~~~ A short chapter. BTW, a "bentoubako" is a lunch box, a "bentou" is a box lunch. Man, the differences between Japanese and English really suck.