Disclaimer:
I don't own Ranma and I don't own my friends either.
Isn't that sad?
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 6: Enter Besa! Don't you mess with sparky!
The real EA: Well, I gotta admit. We have come so far.
The real Me: Nonsense! Besa still isn't here yet!
The real Thomas: Yeah!
The real Me: Let's make The real Besa a host here!
The real Besa: Whats up guys?
The real EA: Great. More hosts. More characters. A harder to manage story.
The real Me: HEY! WHO'S THE AUTHOR HERE, BITCH?
The real Besa: Hey! I'm in the fic! Uhhhh, heh heh. Cooooooool.
The real Thomas: On with the story!
Ok. We finally met each other after numerous chapters. We live in the Tendo's residence now. We met so many characters that we only meet in fantasies. We became striking young men and we have superpowers to boot! But, we have to take care of a few issues. For example, the Tendos don't know our names yet and we don't know where exactly our powers came from and finally, we don't have a fucking idea of how to get out of this hell hole of heaven!
Akane: Hey, you guys! You brought another one with you?
Me: Yep.
Ranma: By the way, you haven't told us your names.
Me: My name is Trevor.
Thomas: I'm Thomas.
EA: And I am EA.
Ranma: Strange names.
Me: Who're you calling strange you sex changing nympho?
Ranma: How did you know?
Akane: My name is-
Me and EA: Akane Tendo.
Akane: Right. How did you know?
Me and EA: And these are your sisters, Nabiki and Kasumi Tendo. And your father Soun Tendo and Ranma's father, Genma Saotome, who turns into a panda when doused with cold water.
Tendo Family: How the fuck did you know about us?
Me: Well, that is a little hard to explain.
EA: You see, in our world, you are in comic books and in animes.
Kasumi: Oh my.
Me: You guys have so many admirers around the world, including Japan!
EA: You are just animated characters and pigments of our imagination.
Me: But somehow, a certain SOMEONE had a little accident and we ended up here.
Thomas: HEY!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT! THE GLASS WAS SO SHINY!!!
Ranma: HEY! Did you say glass?
Akane: They did!!
Thomas: Yeah. We were cut by glass and we're here now.
Ranma: Could they be...
Genma: No way...
Tendo Family: THE CHARMERS!!!
Akane: So that explains your unusual powers.
Me: Please help us! We don't know what other side effects this world might have on us! Do you know anyone interested in cosmology or otherworlds?
Ranma: Dr. Tofu has been reading this certain book about you guys and he said that you are to arrive soon. So we were prepared.
EA: Please take us to him!!! I need my inhaler!!!
Everyone except EA: o_O
EA: I have fucking asthma!
Thomas: Ok. So, what do we do until then?
Me: Uhh, asshole. WE LIVE HERE NOW!!!!
Thomas: Ohh.. Heh heh heh.
Me: You are a dumb son of an asswipe.
Kasumi: Everyone! Dinner is ready! I made extra for our new borders!
Me: Food!!
EA: We haven't eaten in days!!
Thomas: I did.
EA: I know. You ate the birds and the bees while stuck up a tree.
Akane: Ewww...
Thomas: It wasn't pleasant. One day in fact, I was so grossed out that I ate my own shit and drank my own urine.
Me: Uhhh... asshole. Why the fuck didn't you get down from the tree???
Thomas: Cause' of Spongebob.
EA and Me: Oh.
Everyone: LET'S EAT!!!
Kasumi: Oh, Trevor-kun? You three familiar with Japanese culture?
Me: You should see how we start eating in my country. Heh heh.
Kasumi: You speak very good Japanese.
Me: Yeah. We suddenly learned Japanese when we entered this world.
Me: Hey! You should hear us speak our native language!
Akane: Filipino? Sure! Speak!
Me: *winks at EA and Thomas*.
EA: Huh?
Me: Murahin natin sila. (Let's curse them).
EA: Sige. Mga puta lang sila, eh! (Sure. They're just bitches!)
Me: Huwag mong sabihin yan' tanga. Baka marinig ka nila. (Don't say that, dumbass. They might hear us.)
EA: Ikaw naman ang tanga, eh. Hindi nila tayo maintindihan, gago. (You are the dumbass. They CAN'T understand us, bitch.)
Thomas: Hoy! Pwede ko tong sabihin! Hoy, Akane! Gagonginamo at gago ka rin! (Hey! I can say this! Hey, Akane, your mother is a bitch and so are you!)
Me: Gusto mong sabihin ko kay Akane yung sinabi mo sa Niponggo? (Do you want me to tell Akane what you told her in Japanese?)
Thomas: Ay huwag, gago!! Pag ginawa mo iyan, puputulin ko ang titi mo! (Don't do that, bitch! If you do that, I will chop your dick off!!)
Me: Sige, sige, hindi na. Peksman. (Alright, alright, no more, promise!)
Kasumi: Well, that was interesting.
Ranma: Hey, could you translate for us?
Thomas: We'd rather not.
EA: You don't wanna know what we said.
(Later that night)
Thomas: *slouching* Do you guys really stay up this late?
Me: Shhh. We're getting to the good part.
TV: AHHH!!! IT'S THE MONSTER!!!
TV: HAHAHA!!! I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD!!
TV: HELP ME!!!
TV: THE END!!!
Me: Wow. That was... uh... good.
Thomas: Can we sleep now? I'm really sleepy.
Me: What bird did you eat anyway?
Thomas: I ate a one with a black beak and blue wings.
Me: That was a bird with sedative in it's meat.
Thomas: Then a one with a red beak and violet wings!
Me: Oh SHIT!!! Run everyone!!!
Everyone but Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Thomas: What?
EA: Cover your noses!!!
*POOOOOOOOOOOTTT*
Me: EEEWWWWWWW!!!
EA: I guess that bird has a lot of gas.
Me: Yep.
Ranma: PEEE YOOO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU GUYS STAY HERE!!!
Akane: RANMA!! Don't say that.
(LATER)
Me Thomas and EA: ZZZZZZzzzzZZZzzZzZZz.
Ranma: *whispering* Why do they have to stay in my room?
Genma-panda: Opo po po opopo po po. ZZZzzzZZzz.
(That Morning...)
Thomas: GOOOOD MORNING MIIINNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Me and EA: SSSHHHUUTTT UUUPPPP BIIIITTTTCHHHH!!!!
Thomas: Sheesh. Be more LIVELY!!!!
EA: What are you, gay?
Thomas: You're in deep shit EA.
EA: Huh? *notices man he's standing on*
Ranma: Why you...
EA: You're gonna-
*WWWHHHAAACKKK*
EA: *gets knocked into stratosphere* PUNCH ME ARE YOU????
Thomas: See you in rehab!!!
Me: So aren't we gonna go to Tofu's now?
The real Besa: When do I enter?
The real Me: Not yet.
The real Besa: Cmon!!!
The real EA: SHUT UP!!!
The real Me: Get back to the story.......... NOW!!!
Now, lets focus on another location in the story. More specifically, a girls' locker room at the Furinkan High P.E. area. A small figure is seen hopping amongst the women.
Happosai: OH!!! SWEEEETOOO!!!!
Girl: AAAAACKK!!! HENTAIII!!!
Happosai: White is so off-season!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!
Girl: ESCAPE!!! SAVE OURSELVES!!! FORGET THE UNDERWEAR!!!
Hapossai: Wise decision!! HA ha ha ha ha HAAA!!!
Akane: Those gaijins are so lucky to not have school!! Ranma HAD to be the one to stay home and look after them!!!
(THE LOCKER ROOM... NOW EMPTY)
Happosai: OOOHHH SWEEETOOOO!!! *dances in river of gym shorts*
Happosai: Huh? One more locker left!
*Happosai walks to the closed locker*
Happosai: Huh? I sense there is something heavy in here. *opens locker*
Happosai: NANI?? NYAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHO ARE YOU???
???: ......................help me.
Happosai: Young man, what are you doing in a girl's locker?
???: You have no idea how long I've been in here.
Happosai: Good thing that locker's never been used. You could have been killed by those evil women I chased away! Good thing I shooed them away.
???: Yeah. Thanks. HUH??? YOU'RE A MIDGET OLD MAN????
Happosai: DON'T MAKE FUN OF AN OLD MAN'S SIZE, DELINQUENT BOY!!!
Happosai: Why are you here anyway?
???: You won't believe me even if I tell you.
Happosai: Delusional? Or a pervert with a stupid excuse?
Happosai: Well, how would you like to join me?
???: Huh?
Happosai: You will never be deprived of what you seek again.
???: MASTER!!! *bows down*
Happosai: Come with me boy... to the land of salvation!!!
???: *bambi eyes* YES SIR!!!
Meanwhile... in Dr. Tofu's office...
Me: Why do we have powers in the first place?
Tofu: Well, I can only base this on an ancient urban legend.
Me: An urban legend?
Tofu: Well, legends say of 4 young men visiting our world from another dimension. Each one of them had many distinct "Charms" or unusual abilities, traits, and body alterations. But with it came a price. They were fitted with several other "Discharms". We don't know exactly how many but they are grave indeed. I only know one and this is the worst of all. Legends say that four certain people like you came to this world. Well it was fun for them for the first few days. On the fifth day, one of them left. But at the strike of noon, they all died. And I think it was because the fourth charm was supposed to be a charm that was supposed to keep them alive. But it was supposed to be activated on that very same day. But since the fourth one was separated from the rest...
Me: What do you mean we're gonna die?
Tofu: You three don't have much time.
Thomas: How long?
Tofu: Roughly 3 days?
EA: 3 days? But-but-but-but-but-
Tofu: Sorry. There is nothing I can do.
Thomas: NOTHING?
Tofu: Well there is one way.
Me: What?
Tofu: We need the last Charm.
Thomas: What Charm?
Tofu: The Charm of Unity. It enables you to survive in this world. And I think someone has it.
Me: Who?
Tofu: I don't know. But you have to find him before its too late.
Me: It's the fourth one!! He has that charm!!!
EA: But, we haven't met him yet!!!
Thomas: Think guys! Who else goes to our secret spot??
Me: Heh. You can't even think!!!
Thomas: HEY!!!
EA: Who else DOES go to our secret spot?
Thomas Me and EA: Hmmmm.....
Thomas Me and EA: Besa!!!
Thomas: Right!! Besa does go with us!!!
EA: Yeah!! He hangs out with us!!
Me: One problem... where is Besa??
Tofu: You better hurry. You all must do the merging ritual before the strike of noon three days from now. If you don't, all you four will die.
Ranma: No way...
Tofu: We can't confirm it yet, but there are too many coincidences. We can't be too careful.
Me: So, if he becomes evil or something, Thomas can just punch him?
Tofu: Don't be so sure. The Charm of Unity is just extra. His real charm might be more powerful and he might take advantage of it.
*someone arrives*
Kasumi: Hello everyone! Just happened to pas by!!
Tofu: *glasses fog up* OHHH!!! HI KASUMI-CHAN!!!
Kasumi: Tofu-sensei, that's Betty?
Tofu: OHHH?? HI KASUMI!!!!
Kasumi: Tofu-sensei, you are so silly.
EA: Just spill it already, Tofu. You love her don't you.
Kasumi: Ha?
Me: *whack*
EA: OW!! I mean, stop fooling around, doctor.
Me: Don't even DARE to spoil the flow of the Ranma storyline.
EA: But I wanna!!!
Thomas: Well, I'd better take care of the doctor and snap him out of his senses. If you know what I mean.
EA: Ok. Good luck. I hope.
Me: Well, thank you doctor... if you can still hear me.
Kasumi: HELLO! KASUMI-CHAN!!! NICE OF YOU TO BE HERE.
Ranma: Well, cmon guys.
(Later... in a middle of some street...)
Me: We gotta find Besa.
EA: Uhh... asshole. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE...
Happosai: OHH SWEETOOO!!!
???: OHH SWEETOOO!!!
Ranma: OLD MAN!!!
Me: Happosai!!!
Ranma: Did you watch or read him too?
Me: Of course!!
Me: But I didn't read about that other guy.
Ranma: He must be that old fart's new apprentice.
Me: Kick his ass, Ranma.
Ranma: Here goes!!!!
*Ranma drop kicks the unknown masked man*
???: AAACKKK!!!! *splat*
Happosai: AAAA??? What do you think you're doing, Ranma?
Ranma: Don't influence another one, old fart.
Happosai: Omo eirro....
Me: Tanga sila lahat. (They're all idiots.)
EA: Sumasang-ayon ako. (I agree.)
Ranma: Hey, what did you guys say?
Me: Nice drop kick.
Ranma: Oh.
???: You're off-guard, pigtailed dude!!!
Ranma: Nani???
*masked man's hand penetrates Ranma's back sending him a powerful electrical shock*
Ranma: AAAAAKKKK!!!!!!!
*BBBBBZZZZZTTTT!!!!*
???: You're finished.
Ranma: *collapses*
Me: RANMA!!
EA: It can't Ranma 1/2 anymore without Ranma!!!
Me: You fiend!!!
???: Wanna fight?
Me: You're on!!!
???: *hands spark*
Me: Hey, help me with your mind reading here.
EA: OK!!!
???: 1 on 2. Not fair odds, for you.
*SHOWDOWN*
*insert very very very exciting battle music here*
Me: *punch*
???: *evade*
EA: WATCH OUT!!!
Me: Huh?
???: *shoots electric spark*
Me: ACKKK!! *evades*
???: So, you can predict movements. Lets see if you're fast enough to evade it.
EA: Of course you know you are only vulnerable to physical attacks.
Me: I know.
EA: Uhh... Trevor... WATCH OUT!!!!
???: You're off-guard, fool!!!!
Me: *gets electrocuted* AAAAAAAACCKKK!!!
I collapse on the ground together with Ranma. The masked man has without a doubt a very powerful technique. It is up to EA now. Will he able to able to the turn the masked man off?
EA: Oh shit.
???: Now, you're turn!!!
EA: I know what you will do.
???: YAA!!! *punch*
EA: *evades and jumps*
???: HUH??
EA: Eat this!!! *drop kicks*
???: *gets hit* AAAACKKK
EA: Now, to find out your name. *reads masked man's mind*
???: No, don't!!
EA: WHAT??? NO WAY!!!
???: You bastard...
EA: BESA!!! Is that you??
???: How do you know my name?
EA: It's me! EA!!
Besa: HUH?
EA: And that guy you just knocked down was Trevor!!!
Besa: Liar!!! My friends would never fight me! No matter what!!!
EA: We didn't know it was you!!!
Besa: Misleader!!! I will kill you!!!! I will kill you all!!!
Happosai: Now... now... partner. Don't get carried away!
Besa: Stay out of this, old fart!!!
EA: Besa... what happened to you?
Besa: I'LL KILL YOU!!!! *sparks fly all over body*
EA: BESA!!! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!
Besa: You are all freaks. I may not know where I am, but I finally realized. I CAN'T TRUST ANY OF YOU!!!
EA: Besa... you....
Besa: I don't know what I'm doing anymore!!! I know for some reason that I can't return. If I cant live anymore, I might as well kill everyone myself!!!
EA: Besa! Nooooooo!!!
The real Me: WHOOO!! CHAPTER END!!!
The real EA: AAACKK!! You surprised me there!!!
The real Thomas: Yeah. Don't do that all of a sudden!!
The real Me: Heh he...
The real Besa: WOW!!! I HAVE SOOPER POWIRS!! YEEHAOOO!!!
The real EA: Wait! I didn't see the *SHOWDOWN END* yet!!!
The real Me: That's 'cause the showdown isn't over!!!
The real Thomas: Ooooohh. Suspense.
The real EA: Haven't you noticed? Its getting a bit too serious. Well at least in my point of view.
The real Me: Only this part. Don't worry. Look at this sneak peek!!
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Shampoo: Watching out!!!
Thomas: Oh no. I'm not falling for that again.
EA: No Thomas, she's serious!!!
Shampoo: Shampoo no joke!!!!
*!!!!CRASH!!!!*
Thomas: Oh shi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Miyu: Hee hee! What a baka!! Hee hee!!
Me: Ironic, but he is a bobo (idiot).
EA: Isang tangang bobo talaga. (He's a real STUPID idiot.)
Me: Sa wakas!!! Tama ang sinabi mo!!! (Finally!!! You said something right!!!)
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The real Me: Well, stay tuned everyone! And remember...
All the hosts: READ AND REVIEW! AND NO FLAMES!!!! THIS IS DACOP'S FIRST FIC!!!
*OFF THE AIR*
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 6: Enter Besa! Don't you mess with sparky!
The real EA: Well, I gotta admit. We have come so far.
The real Me: Nonsense! Besa still isn't here yet!
The real Thomas: Yeah!
The real Me: Let's make The real Besa a host here!
The real Besa: Whats up guys?
The real EA: Great. More hosts. More characters. A harder to manage story.
The real Me: HEY! WHO'S THE AUTHOR HERE, BITCH?
The real Besa: Hey! I'm in the fic! Uhhhh, heh heh. Cooooooool.
The real Thomas: On with the story!
Ok. We finally met each other after numerous chapters. We live in the Tendo's residence now. We met so many characters that we only meet in fantasies. We became striking young men and we have superpowers to boot! But, we have to take care of a few issues. For example, the Tendos don't know our names yet and we don't know where exactly our powers came from and finally, we don't have a fucking idea of how to get out of this hell hole of heaven!
Akane: Hey, you guys! You brought another one with you?
Me: Yep.
Ranma: By the way, you haven't told us your names.
Me: My name is Trevor.
Thomas: I'm Thomas.
EA: And I am EA.
Ranma: Strange names.
Me: Who're you calling strange you sex changing nympho?
Ranma: How did you know?
Akane: My name is-
Me and EA: Akane Tendo.
Akane: Right. How did you know?
Me and EA: And these are your sisters, Nabiki and Kasumi Tendo. And your father Soun Tendo and Ranma's father, Genma Saotome, who turns into a panda when doused with cold water.
Tendo Family: How the fuck did you know about us?
Me: Well, that is a little hard to explain.
EA: You see, in our world, you are in comic books and in animes.
Kasumi: Oh my.
Me: You guys have so many admirers around the world, including Japan!
EA: You are just animated characters and pigments of our imagination.
Me: But somehow, a certain SOMEONE had a little accident and we ended up here.
Thomas: HEY!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT! THE GLASS WAS SO SHINY!!!
Ranma: HEY! Did you say glass?
Akane: They did!!
Thomas: Yeah. We were cut by glass and we're here now.
Ranma: Could they be...
Genma: No way...
Tendo Family: THE CHARMERS!!!
Akane: So that explains your unusual powers.
Me: Please help us! We don't know what other side effects this world might have on us! Do you know anyone interested in cosmology or otherworlds?
Ranma: Dr. Tofu has been reading this certain book about you guys and he said that you are to arrive soon. So we were prepared.
EA: Please take us to him!!! I need my inhaler!!!
Everyone except EA: o_O
EA: I have fucking asthma!
Thomas: Ok. So, what do we do until then?
Me: Uhh, asshole. WE LIVE HERE NOW!!!!
Thomas: Ohh.. Heh heh heh.
Me: You are a dumb son of an asswipe.
Kasumi: Everyone! Dinner is ready! I made extra for our new borders!
Me: Food!!
EA: We haven't eaten in days!!
Thomas: I did.
EA: I know. You ate the birds and the bees while stuck up a tree.
Akane: Ewww...
Thomas: It wasn't pleasant. One day in fact, I was so grossed out that I ate my own shit and drank my own urine.
Me: Uhhh... asshole. Why the fuck didn't you get down from the tree???
Thomas: Cause' of Spongebob.
EA and Me: Oh.
Everyone: LET'S EAT!!!
Kasumi: Oh, Trevor-kun? You three familiar with Japanese culture?
Me: You should see how we start eating in my country. Heh heh.
Kasumi: You speak very good Japanese.
Me: Yeah. We suddenly learned Japanese when we entered this world.
Me: Hey! You should hear us speak our native language!
Akane: Filipino? Sure! Speak!
Me: *winks at EA and Thomas*.
EA: Huh?
Me: Murahin natin sila. (Let's curse them).
EA: Sige. Mga puta lang sila, eh! (Sure. They're just bitches!)
Me: Huwag mong sabihin yan' tanga. Baka marinig ka nila. (Don't say that, dumbass. They might hear us.)
EA: Ikaw naman ang tanga, eh. Hindi nila tayo maintindihan, gago. (You are the dumbass. They CAN'T understand us, bitch.)
Thomas: Hoy! Pwede ko tong sabihin! Hoy, Akane! Gagonginamo at gago ka rin! (Hey! I can say this! Hey, Akane, your mother is a bitch and so are you!)
Me: Gusto mong sabihin ko kay Akane yung sinabi mo sa Niponggo? (Do you want me to tell Akane what you told her in Japanese?)
Thomas: Ay huwag, gago!! Pag ginawa mo iyan, puputulin ko ang titi mo! (Don't do that, bitch! If you do that, I will chop your dick off!!)
Me: Sige, sige, hindi na. Peksman. (Alright, alright, no more, promise!)
Kasumi: Well, that was interesting.
Ranma: Hey, could you translate for us?
Thomas: We'd rather not.
EA: You don't wanna know what we said.
(Later that night)
Thomas: *slouching* Do you guys really stay up this late?
Me: Shhh. We're getting to the good part.
TV: AHHH!!! IT'S THE MONSTER!!!
TV: HAHAHA!!! I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD!!
TV: HELP ME!!!
TV: THE END!!!
Me: Wow. That was... uh... good.
Thomas: Can we sleep now? I'm really sleepy.
Me: What bird did you eat anyway?
Thomas: I ate a one with a black beak and blue wings.
Me: That was a bird with sedative in it's meat.
Thomas: Then a one with a red beak and violet wings!
Me: Oh SHIT!!! Run everyone!!!
Everyone but Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Thomas: What?
EA: Cover your noses!!!
*POOOOOOOOOOOTTT*
Me: EEEWWWWWWW!!!
EA: I guess that bird has a lot of gas.
Me: Yep.
Ranma: PEEE YOOO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU GUYS STAY HERE!!!
Akane: RANMA!! Don't say that.
(LATER)
Me Thomas and EA: ZZZZZZzzzzZZZzzZzZZz.
Ranma: *whispering* Why do they have to stay in my room?
Genma-panda: Opo po po opopo po po. ZZZzzzZZzz.
(That Morning...)
Thomas: GOOOOD MORNING MIIINNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Me and EA: SSSHHHUUTTT UUUPPPP BIIIITTTTCHHHH!!!!
Thomas: Sheesh. Be more LIVELY!!!!
EA: What are you, gay?
Thomas: You're in deep shit EA.
EA: Huh? *notices man he's standing on*
Ranma: Why you...
EA: You're gonna-
*WWWHHHAAACKKK*
EA: *gets knocked into stratosphere* PUNCH ME ARE YOU????
Thomas: See you in rehab!!!
Me: So aren't we gonna go to Tofu's now?
The real Besa: When do I enter?
The real Me: Not yet.
The real Besa: Cmon!!!
The real EA: SHUT UP!!!
The real Me: Get back to the story.......... NOW!!!
Now, lets focus on another location in the story. More specifically, a girls' locker room at the Furinkan High P.E. area. A small figure is seen hopping amongst the women.
Happosai: OH!!! SWEEEETOOO!!!!
Girl: AAAAACKK!!! HENTAIII!!!
Happosai: White is so off-season!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!
Girl: ESCAPE!!! SAVE OURSELVES!!! FORGET THE UNDERWEAR!!!
Hapossai: Wise decision!! HA ha ha ha ha HAAA!!!
Akane: Those gaijins are so lucky to not have school!! Ranma HAD to be the one to stay home and look after them!!!
(THE LOCKER ROOM... NOW EMPTY)
Happosai: OOOHHH SWEEETOOOO!!! *dances in river of gym shorts*
Happosai: Huh? One more locker left!
*Happosai walks to the closed locker*
Happosai: Huh? I sense there is something heavy in here. *opens locker*
Happosai: NANI?? NYAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHO ARE YOU???
???: ......................help me.
Happosai: Young man, what are you doing in a girl's locker?
???: You have no idea how long I've been in here.
Happosai: Good thing that locker's never been used. You could have been killed by those evil women I chased away! Good thing I shooed them away.
???: Yeah. Thanks. HUH??? YOU'RE A MIDGET OLD MAN????
Happosai: DON'T MAKE FUN OF AN OLD MAN'S SIZE, DELINQUENT BOY!!!
Happosai: Why are you here anyway?
???: You won't believe me even if I tell you.
Happosai: Delusional? Or a pervert with a stupid excuse?
Happosai: Well, how would you like to join me?
???: Huh?
Happosai: You will never be deprived of what you seek again.
???: MASTER!!! *bows down*
Happosai: Come with me boy... to the land of salvation!!!
???: *bambi eyes* YES SIR!!!
Meanwhile... in Dr. Tofu's office...
Me: Why do we have powers in the first place?
Tofu: Well, I can only base this on an ancient urban legend.
Me: An urban legend?
Tofu: Well, legends say of 4 young men visiting our world from another dimension. Each one of them had many distinct "Charms" or unusual abilities, traits, and body alterations. But with it came a price. They were fitted with several other "Discharms". We don't know exactly how many but they are grave indeed. I only know one and this is the worst of all. Legends say that four certain people like you came to this world. Well it was fun for them for the first few days. On the fifth day, one of them left. But at the strike of noon, they all died. And I think it was because the fourth charm was supposed to be a charm that was supposed to keep them alive. But it was supposed to be activated on that very same day. But since the fourth one was separated from the rest...
Me: What do you mean we're gonna die?
Tofu: You three don't have much time.
Thomas: How long?
Tofu: Roughly 3 days?
EA: 3 days? But-but-but-but-but-
Tofu: Sorry. There is nothing I can do.
Thomas: NOTHING?
Tofu: Well there is one way.
Me: What?
Tofu: We need the last Charm.
Thomas: What Charm?
Tofu: The Charm of Unity. It enables you to survive in this world. And I think someone has it.
Me: Who?
Tofu: I don't know. But you have to find him before its too late.
Me: It's the fourth one!! He has that charm!!!
EA: But, we haven't met him yet!!!
Thomas: Think guys! Who else goes to our secret spot??
Me: Heh. You can't even think!!!
Thomas: HEY!!!
EA: Who else DOES go to our secret spot?
Thomas Me and EA: Hmmmm.....
Thomas Me and EA: Besa!!!
Thomas: Right!! Besa does go with us!!!
EA: Yeah!! He hangs out with us!!
Me: One problem... where is Besa??
Tofu: You better hurry. You all must do the merging ritual before the strike of noon three days from now. If you don't, all you four will die.
Ranma: No way...
Tofu: We can't confirm it yet, but there are too many coincidences. We can't be too careful.
Me: So, if he becomes evil or something, Thomas can just punch him?
Tofu: Don't be so sure. The Charm of Unity is just extra. His real charm might be more powerful and he might take advantage of it.
*someone arrives*
Kasumi: Hello everyone! Just happened to pas by!!
Tofu: *glasses fog up* OHHH!!! HI KASUMI-CHAN!!!
Kasumi: Tofu-sensei, that's Betty?
Tofu: OHHH?? HI KASUMI!!!!
Kasumi: Tofu-sensei, you are so silly.
EA: Just spill it already, Tofu. You love her don't you.
Kasumi: Ha?
Me: *whack*
EA: OW!! I mean, stop fooling around, doctor.
Me: Don't even DARE to spoil the flow of the Ranma storyline.
EA: But I wanna!!!
Thomas: Well, I'd better take care of the doctor and snap him out of his senses. If you know what I mean.
EA: Ok. Good luck. I hope.
Me: Well, thank you doctor... if you can still hear me.
Kasumi: HELLO! KASUMI-CHAN!!! NICE OF YOU TO BE HERE.
Ranma: Well, cmon guys.
(Later... in a middle of some street...)
Me: We gotta find Besa.
EA: Uhh... asshole. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE...
Happosai: OHH SWEETOOO!!!
???: OHH SWEETOOO!!!
Ranma: OLD MAN!!!
Me: Happosai!!!
Ranma: Did you watch or read him too?
Me: Of course!!
Me: But I didn't read about that other guy.
Ranma: He must be that old fart's new apprentice.
Me: Kick his ass, Ranma.
Ranma: Here goes!!!!
*Ranma drop kicks the unknown masked man*
???: AAACKKK!!!! *splat*
Happosai: AAAA??? What do you think you're doing, Ranma?
Ranma: Don't influence another one, old fart.
Happosai: Omo eirro....
Me: Tanga sila lahat. (They're all idiots.)
EA: Sumasang-ayon ako. (I agree.)
Ranma: Hey, what did you guys say?
Me: Nice drop kick.
Ranma: Oh.
???: You're off-guard, pigtailed dude!!!
Ranma: Nani???
*masked man's hand penetrates Ranma's back sending him a powerful electrical shock*
Ranma: AAAAAKKKK!!!!!!!
*BBBBBZZZZZTTTT!!!!*
???: You're finished.
Ranma: *collapses*
Me: RANMA!!
EA: It can't Ranma 1/2 anymore without Ranma!!!
Me: You fiend!!!
???: Wanna fight?
Me: You're on!!!
???: *hands spark*
Me: Hey, help me with your mind reading here.
EA: OK!!!
???: 1 on 2. Not fair odds, for you.
*SHOWDOWN*
*insert very very very exciting battle music here*
Me: *punch*
???: *evade*
EA: WATCH OUT!!!
Me: Huh?
???: *shoots electric spark*
Me: ACKKK!! *evades*
???: So, you can predict movements. Lets see if you're fast enough to evade it.
EA: Of course you know you are only vulnerable to physical attacks.
Me: I know.
EA: Uhh... Trevor... WATCH OUT!!!!
???: You're off-guard, fool!!!!
Me: *gets electrocuted* AAAAAAAACCKKK!!!
I collapse on the ground together with Ranma. The masked man has without a doubt a very powerful technique. It is up to EA now. Will he able to able to the turn the masked man off?
EA: Oh shit.
???: Now, you're turn!!!
EA: I know what you will do.
???: YAA!!! *punch*
EA: *evades and jumps*
???: HUH??
EA: Eat this!!! *drop kicks*
???: *gets hit* AAAACKKK
EA: Now, to find out your name. *reads masked man's mind*
???: No, don't!!
EA: WHAT??? NO WAY!!!
???: You bastard...
EA: BESA!!! Is that you??
???: How do you know my name?
EA: It's me! EA!!
Besa: HUH?
EA: And that guy you just knocked down was Trevor!!!
Besa: Liar!!! My friends would never fight me! No matter what!!!
EA: We didn't know it was you!!!
Besa: Misleader!!! I will kill you!!!! I will kill you all!!!
Happosai: Now... now... partner. Don't get carried away!
Besa: Stay out of this, old fart!!!
EA: Besa... what happened to you?
Besa: I'LL KILL YOU!!!! *sparks fly all over body*
EA: BESA!!! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!
Besa: You are all freaks. I may not know where I am, but I finally realized. I CAN'T TRUST ANY OF YOU!!!
EA: Besa... you....
Besa: I don't know what I'm doing anymore!!! I know for some reason that I can't return. If I cant live anymore, I might as well kill everyone myself!!!
EA: Besa! Nooooooo!!!
The real Me: WHOOO!! CHAPTER END!!!
The real EA: AAACKK!! You surprised me there!!!
The real Thomas: Yeah. Don't do that all of a sudden!!
The real Me: Heh he...
The real Besa: WOW!!! I HAVE SOOPER POWIRS!! YEEHAOOO!!!
The real EA: Wait! I didn't see the *SHOWDOWN END* yet!!!
The real Me: That's 'cause the showdown isn't over!!!
The real Thomas: Ooooohh. Suspense.
The real EA: Haven't you noticed? Its getting a bit too serious. Well at least in my point of view.
The real Me: Only this part. Don't worry. Look at this sneak peek!!
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Shampoo: Watching out!!!
Thomas: Oh no. I'm not falling for that again.
EA: No Thomas, she's serious!!!
Shampoo: Shampoo no joke!!!!
*!!!!CRASH!!!!*
Thomas: Oh shi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Miyu: Hee hee! What a baka!! Hee hee!!
Me: Ironic, but he is a bobo (idiot).
EA: Isang tangang bobo talaga. (He's a real STUPID idiot.)
Me: Sa wakas!!! Tama ang sinabi mo!!! (Finally!!! You said something right!!!)
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The real Me: Well, stay tuned everyone! And remember...
All the hosts: READ AND REVIEW! AND NO FLAMES!!!! THIS IS DACOP'S FIRST FIC!!!
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