Disclaimer:
I don't own Ranma and I don't own my friends either.
Isn't that sad?
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 7: Enter Bobby! Did we make it in time?
The real EA: When we last left us...
The real Thomas: We were fighting Besa!!
The real Me: So, let us continue...
The real Besa: Wit' da storeee!!!
(BACK TO THE SHOWDOWN)
Besa: Any last words?
EA: Wait! Besa!
Besa: Die, impostor!!
EA: It is us!!!
Besa: You can't fool me! My friends are back home!!!
EA: How come you did not find us and you got sliced by a shiny piece of glass?
Besa: Uhh... Wow. That's a tricky question.
EA: You're off-guard, bitch!!! *drop kick*
Besa: OOFF!!!
EA: Now for the finale!! *series of attacks*
*WHAPACK!!!*
Besa: Ooohh... look at the pretty snowman. *faints*
EA: Hehe... good guys always win, do they?
*SHOWDOWN ENDS*
The real EA: Wow! That was cool!! Do it again!!!
The rest of the hosts: NO!!!
The real Thomas: We hate it if you hog all the glory?
The real Besa: Yah. Trev, whay did yo make EA doo dat??
The real Me: Well, I HAD TO!!! THE CROWD FORCED ME!!!
The real Thomas: What crowd, asshole?
The real Me: Ummm....
The real ???: HEY!!!
The real Besa: YO! YO! Shuddup, yo!
The real ???: What? A yoyo? FOR ME!!! Awww... Thanks.
The real Besa: Yo!! It ain't a yoyo, yo!
The real Me: Joke's over Bobby.
The real Bobby: Shit.
The real Me: Sorry. There ain't space here anymore for another host.
The real Bobby: Say that again? *shoves barrel of SOCOM down my throat*
The real Me: MMFF!!! MFFF!!! MOF!! IT!!!
The real EA: OK! OK! Don't cause any trouble!!!
The real Thomas: Ok. You can be a host! Just don't make him shit lead!!!
The real Bobby. Good. Now isn't it better now that we can get along?
The real Besa: Yo said it, yo! Or not, yo!!!
The real Bobby: I'm not what, sane?
The real Besa: Just shuddup yo!! We're wastin' time here!! Back too da storee!!!
The real Me: Yuck. That tasted like a gun.
The real Besa: Yo are dumm, yo!!
Besa: *unconscious*
EA: Heh.
Ranma: *wakes up* Man!! Who was that guy?
EA: He was one of us. Unfortunately, he did not recognize us. Look where that got him.
Me: *wakes up* HEY!!! *battle stance* Die, masked man! Oh, you're defeated. YAY!!!
Thomas: Hey guys! Kasumi said dinner's rea- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU???
Me: Long story, Thomas.
Thomas: Well, who's that lying on the ground?
EA: That's Besa.
Thomas: COOL! The more the merrier, ehh he he he.
Me: Well, lets take electro here back to Tofu's
(LATER...)
Tofu: Hey! What are you guys doing here? It's dinnertime! And why are some of you in bandages?
EA: Long story.
Tofu: That's what Ranma said when he was impaled by a pole.
Ranma: HEY! That never happened!!!
Tofu: Don't be silly. The pole went through your head.
Ranma: That explains it. *knocks on head and hears a hollow sound*
Me: Don't be dumb enough to believe him. That's just your ears making noises.
Besa: *wakes up* Ohhhh... what the heck happened?
EA: Awake already, electro?
Thomas: His NAME is Besa, idiot.
Besa: Uhohhh.. HUH?? YOU AGAIN!!!
EA: Besa. Give it up it IS us.
Besa: Oh yeah? Then if you are the real EA, what is the book you hated the most?
EA: AAA!! You mean "True Filipino Ghost Stories part 2"?
Besa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EA: See?
Besa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thomas: Besa!
Besa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *inhale* OOOOOO
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SON OF AN ASS!!!
Besa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thomas: *punches Besa sending him to the magnetosphere*
EA: Thanks.
Thomas: Don't mention it.
Tofu: Well it's a good thing you came. I have something important to tell you.
Me: What?
Tofu: I'm afraid I have misread the context in this book. These faulty glasses of mine.
EA: Yeah. Look at all that fog *laugh*.
Tofu: Very funny, EA.
Me: Well?
Tofu: Well, your friend Besa does not have the Charm.
EA: WHAT???
Tofu: And there is another one of you. And he's got the charm.
Thomas: NO WAY!!!
Ranma: Well, what else?
Tofu: Oh no. You will die in 30 MINUTES if you don't find him.
Me: AAAAAHH!!!!
EA: HOLY SHIT!! WE'RE FUCKING GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!
Me: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!
Thomas: OK! Guys, think. Who ELSE goes to our secret spot?
Ranma: Hurry it up.
EA: Haven't a clue.
Thomas: Me neither.
Besa: *crawling* Guys, I overheard what you said.
Thomas: When did you get back????
Besa: *does dirty finger to Thomas*
EA: Well? Do you know?
Besa: Nope...
Me: WAIT!!!
EA: What?
Me: Bobby! He goes with us, right?
Thomas: YES!! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
Me: He he. I rule, do I?
EA: There aint much time left!!! Besa, stay here with Doctor so he can cure your uhhh wounds while we look for Bobby.
Me: Oh, and if you die in 30... I mean 29 minutes, blame Thomas okay?
Thomas: HEY!! That's not fair!!
Me: Shut the hell up!! Let's go!!!
(LATER...)
Ranma: He isn't anywhere!!!
Me: What are we gonna do?
The real Besa: Wazzup yo. This is Besa making a... he he... live broadcast. I am here to present... "Trevor in NUDE"!!! He he.
The real Me: HOLY SHIT!! BESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The real Besa: C'mon man!! Just joshin yo!!
The real Me: Bobby, take care of this shithole would you?
The real Bobby: My pleasure. *shoots Besa's head off*
*BANG*
The real EA: HOLY SHIT!! BOBBY! WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE???
The real Bobby: Don't worry. It's just a story.
The real Me: Uhh, asshole. THIS IS REAL LIFE, BITCH!!
The real Bobby: Oh shit.
The real Thomas: What if the cops find out?
*silence*
All the hosts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The real EA: Wait! Don't panic! We'll just clean this up.
The real Me: Great. Now Besa's dead. HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!
The real Bobby: What about his parents? How will we break it to them??
*silence*
All the hosts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
The real Thomas: Sorry readers, we can't continue our "interruption" for a while. Back to the story!!!
Me: We need more manpower!!!
Ranma: Well, who are we gonna ask???
Miyu: Hey, Thomas!! What's up?
Thomas: *winks at gang* Hey!! Miyu!! We need a favor.
Miyu: Sure!! Hee hee!
Thomas: We need to look for someone named Bobby. Can you go with us?
Miyu: My pleasure! Hee hee!
Ranma: Hey, Miyu!!
Miyu: Hey, Ranma-kun!!
Ranma: So, did you give it to Kuno?
Miyu: Yep!! That bomb love letter will explode in *looks at watch* 5... 4...
(AT KUNO'S HOUSE...)
Kuno: OHHH!!! I received a love letter from my usagi no onna!!!
Kuno: It says... "My dear Kuno, I love you! Please meet me at Mario's café at 2 PM! Lets have a date! I love you soooooooo much my dar-"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*
Kuno: *gets blown into the sky* I love you too usagi no onnaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Miyu: See the smoke?
Ranma: Good job, Miyu! Wow, that's high. Really high. Really really high.
Miyu: Chii? I mean... huh?
Ranma: Oh shit. Um... Miyu? I did tell you to put just one firecracker in the envelope, right?
Miyu: Oh? Hee hee!! Silly me!! I put ONE hundred!! Hee hee!!
Ranma: Bitch!!! KUNOOOO!!! I'M SORRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!
*Ranma runs off*
Miyu: HMPH!! You didn't even say thank you!!! Men these days...
Me: He seems more of a wuss than I remember.
Thomas: Yeah. Kinda OOC.
EA: Huh?
Thomas: Oh, nothing.
*a figure walks by them*
???: Hmmm... a sense of belonging.... and regret.
Thomas: ?
???: Doo doo roop. I ate beans for lunch. Dee dee da.
EA: Huh?
???: Alone in the dark. Forever hidden from the light of the crowd.
Me: What the?
???: The amazing truck-o-dile! Only on pay-per-view.
Miyu: Huh?
???: The rocks burned in a hellish fire before they were the strength beneath our feet and so the trees faced harsh winds before they could give us life.
Thomas: Mmm??
???: Happy hour; 50% off!!! Only on Mondays!!!
Me: Umm... sir? Is your name by any chance... Bobby?
Bobby: Mmm? AAAAAAA!! Get away from me!!! You don't know me!!!
Me: Wait! We want to talk to you!!!
Bobby: Get away from me!!!
Me: If you don't we are gonna die... *looks at watch* IN 8 MINUTES!!!!
Thomas: He's a crazy hoot!! He isn't Bobby!!!
Bobby: ARGHEN JARGHEN BARGHEN LARGHEN JUBBA PUT PUT PUT!!!!
Thomas: Ok. He is Bobby................ GET HIM!!!!
Bobby: Niner...
Me: Bobby! It's us! Remember?
Bobby: Stay away.... STAYYYY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Thomas: Whoah. Don't let your undies ride up your ass. We just want to talk.
Bobby: Stay back! I tell you!!! Stay back!!! This is getting weird enough already!!!
*cloaked man jumps on a roof*
EA: Don't get any ideas. We wan't you to do us a favor!!!
Me: Heh heh. THOMAS!! Look out!!!! HE'S THROWING A BOULDER AT YOU!!!
Thomas: OH SHIT!! Huh?? *sees that he's being fooled* Why you son of an asshole.
EA: LOOK! BOBBY! IT'S JUST US!!!
Bobby: DIE!!!! *Holds a boulder above head*
Shampoo: HEY!! You made muddy footprints all over restaurant!!!
Me: Shampoo?
Shampoo: Nihao! Remember me?
Me: Don't remind me.
Bobby: See?? I am actually being chased by fictional characters from an anime I love watching!!! You must all die!!! HA HA HA HA!!! *throws boulder*
Thomas: *sees coin on the ground* Ohhh... shiny...
Shampoo: HEY YOU!! HE JUST THREW A BOULDER AT YOU!!!
Thomas: Huh?
Shampoo: Watching out!!!
Thomas: Oh no. I'm not falling for that again.
EA: No Thomas, she's serious!!!
Shampoo: Shampoo no joke!!!!
*!!!!CRASH!!!!*
Thomas: Oh shi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Miyu: Hee hee! What a baka!! Hee hee!!
Me: Ironic, but he is a bobo (idiot).
EA: Isang tangang bobo talaga. (He's a real STUPID idiot.)
Me: Sa wakas!!! Tama ang sinabi mo!!! (Finally!!! You said something right!!!)
Bobby: Ano? Bakit nagtatagalog kayo? (What? Why are you speaking Filipino?)
Me: Eh kasi Pilipino kami. ('Cause we're Filipinos)
Bobby: Parang natatandaan ko yung boses mo. (I think I remember your voice.)
Me: Ako si Trevor, tanga!! Ito si EA. At yung tinapunan mo ng malaking bato ay si Thomas. Natatandaan mo pa ba? (I'm Trevor, dumbass! This is EA. The one you squashed with a boulder was Thomas. You still remember, right?)
Bobby: *gets down from the ceiling* Ahh. Pasensya na. Akala ko tuloy nababaliw na ako. (Ahh, sorry about that. I thought for a moment there that I lost my mind.)
Me: Huwag mo nang isipin. Ipapaliwanag ko na lang sa iyo mamaya. Halika, hinihintay tayo ni Besa kay nina Doktor Tofu. (Don't mention it. I'll just explain it to you later. Come, Besa is waiting for us at Doctor Tofu's place.)
Bobby: Os? Si Besa nandidiyan? (Really? Besa's there?)
Me: Oo. Tsaka... NAKUPO!!! Limang minuto na lang bago tayo mamatay!! Dali!!! (Yeah. And... OH NO!!! Only five minutes left before we die! Hurry!!!)
Bobby: Teka! Paano si Thomas? (Wait! How about Thomas?)
Thomas: Mmmmff mmmfff!!!
Me: *pushes rock with gang* TULAK!! TULAK PA!!! (PUSH!! PUSH HARDER!!!)
Thomas: MMMMMMFFFFFF!!!
Me: Yes!!
Thomas: Sa susunod, pag niloko mo nanaman ako, sisipain ko ang dalawang itlog mong iyan!!! (Next time, if you fool me again, I will kick those two balls of yours!!!)
Me: Sige, sige. Tara na! BILIS!!! Apat na minuto na lang!!! (Yeah, yeah. Come on! HURRY! Four minutes left!!!)
Miyu: Hey! I don't want to be left out of the conversation! SPEAK IN JAPANESE!!! .................please?
Me, EA, Bobby, and Thomas: HAIIII!!!!
Miyu: Not that kind of Japanese.
Me, EA, Bobby, and Thomas: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Miyu: Hey! Don't do that! I'm just a poor girl.
Thomas: I hate it when women take advantage of us.
Me: Sinabi mo iyan!!!
(A FEW SECONDS LATER)
Me: It's almost 12 noon! Quick, Dr. Tofu! Tell us the merging ritual!!!
Tofu: Hurry! 20 Seconds left!! Hold hands and say "DIKMUKAYSEE"!
*gang holds hands*
Every inserted character: DIKMUKAYSEE!!!
Tofu: 2... 1...
*the clock shows it is 12:00 noon*
Me: We did it!
Bobby: Uhh. What exactly did we do?
EA: *pant* Doesn't matter now, WE'RE SAVED!!!
Everyone except Bobby: YAYYYYY!!!
Bobby: What the heck is going on??
Tofu: Congratulations! It's a boy! I mean, you're alive!!
Thomas: *choke* AACKKK!! OOOOGGG!!! *collapse*
Tofu: Oh no!! I said it too soon!!
EA: UOOLLLKKKK!! *collapse*
Miyu: NOOOO!!!!
Me: NYAKKKKK!!!! *collapse*
Besa: ARCKKKKK!!! *collapse*
Bobby: UUNNNNGGGG!!! *collapse*
Miyu: *tears form in eyes* No way...
Tofu: They're dead!!!
Miyu: *cry* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! WHY? WHY? WHYYYY?????
Tofu: I can't believe it.
The real Me: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CHAPTER END!!!
The real EA: AAAAA!!!! I told you don't surprise me like that?
The real Bobby: I have a question. WHY DID WE ALL DIE???
The real Me: Then why is there still a next chapter?
The real Bobby: Good point.
The real Thomas: Speaking of death, how about Besa?
*silence*
All the Hosts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The real EA: Quick! Show them the sneak peek!
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Tofu: What a joke.
Ranma: Yeah.
Tofu: I mean, that is just plain stupid!!!
Miyu: Hee hee! You said it!!
???: What do you mean stupid??? It could've been worse!!!
Ranma: Yeah right. I mean, a chicken bone?? How did a CHICKEN BONE get there so fast? HA HA HA!!!
???: Very funny, Ranma. Very funny.
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The real Thomas: Now lets end this and lets clean up Besa's corpse.
The real ???: You... bastard.
The real EA: Oh SHIT!!! Uhh... he he. BYE FOLKS!!!
*OFF THE AIR*
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 7: Enter Bobby! Did we make it in time?
The real EA: When we last left us...
The real Thomas: We were fighting Besa!!
The real Me: So, let us continue...
The real Besa: Wit' da storeee!!!
(BACK TO THE SHOWDOWN)
Besa: Any last words?
EA: Wait! Besa!
Besa: Die, impostor!!
EA: It is us!!!
Besa: You can't fool me! My friends are back home!!!
EA: How come you did not find us and you got sliced by a shiny piece of glass?
Besa: Uhh... Wow. That's a tricky question.
EA: You're off-guard, bitch!!! *drop kick*
Besa: OOFF!!!
EA: Now for the finale!! *series of attacks*
*WHAPACK!!!*
Besa: Ooohh... look at the pretty snowman. *faints*
EA: Hehe... good guys always win, do they?
*SHOWDOWN ENDS*
The real EA: Wow! That was cool!! Do it again!!!
The rest of the hosts: NO!!!
The real Thomas: We hate it if you hog all the glory?
The real Besa: Yah. Trev, whay did yo make EA doo dat??
The real Me: Well, I HAD TO!!! THE CROWD FORCED ME!!!
The real Thomas: What crowd, asshole?
The real Me: Ummm....
The real ???: HEY!!!
The real Besa: YO! YO! Shuddup, yo!
The real ???: What? A yoyo? FOR ME!!! Awww... Thanks.
The real Besa: Yo!! It ain't a yoyo, yo!
The real Me: Joke's over Bobby.
The real Bobby: Shit.
The real Me: Sorry. There ain't space here anymore for another host.
The real Bobby: Say that again? *shoves barrel of SOCOM down my throat*
The real Me: MMFF!!! MFFF!!! MOF!! IT!!!
The real EA: OK! OK! Don't cause any trouble!!!
The real Thomas: Ok. You can be a host! Just don't make him shit lead!!!
The real Bobby. Good. Now isn't it better now that we can get along?
The real Besa: Yo said it, yo! Or not, yo!!!
The real Bobby: I'm not what, sane?
The real Besa: Just shuddup yo!! We're wastin' time here!! Back too da storee!!!
The real Me: Yuck. That tasted like a gun.
The real Besa: Yo are dumm, yo!!
Besa: *unconscious*
EA: Heh.
Ranma: *wakes up* Man!! Who was that guy?
EA: He was one of us. Unfortunately, he did not recognize us. Look where that got him.
Me: *wakes up* HEY!!! *battle stance* Die, masked man! Oh, you're defeated. YAY!!!
Thomas: Hey guys! Kasumi said dinner's rea- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU???
Me: Long story, Thomas.
Thomas: Well, who's that lying on the ground?
EA: That's Besa.
Thomas: COOL! The more the merrier, ehh he he he.
Me: Well, lets take electro here back to Tofu's
(LATER...)
Tofu: Hey! What are you guys doing here? It's dinnertime! And why are some of you in bandages?
EA: Long story.
Tofu: That's what Ranma said when he was impaled by a pole.
Ranma: HEY! That never happened!!!
Tofu: Don't be silly. The pole went through your head.
Ranma: That explains it. *knocks on head and hears a hollow sound*
Me: Don't be dumb enough to believe him. That's just your ears making noises.
Besa: *wakes up* Ohhhh... what the heck happened?
EA: Awake already, electro?
Thomas: His NAME is Besa, idiot.
Besa: Uhohhh.. HUH?? YOU AGAIN!!!
EA: Besa. Give it up it IS us.
Besa: Oh yeah? Then if you are the real EA, what is the book you hated the most?
EA: AAA!! You mean "True Filipino Ghost Stories part 2"?
Besa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EA: See?
Besa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thomas: Besa!
Besa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *inhale* OOOOOO
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SON OF AN ASS!!!
Besa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thomas: *punches Besa sending him to the magnetosphere*
EA: Thanks.
Thomas: Don't mention it.
Tofu: Well it's a good thing you came. I have something important to tell you.
Me: What?
Tofu: I'm afraid I have misread the context in this book. These faulty glasses of mine.
EA: Yeah. Look at all that fog *laugh*.
Tofu: Very funny, EA.
Me: Well?
Tofu: Well, your friend Besa does not have the Charm.
EA: WHAT???
Tofu: And there is another one of you. And he's got the charm.
Thomas: NO WAY!!!
Ranma: Well, what else?
Tofu: Oh no. You will die in 30 MINUTES if you don't find him.
Me: AAAAAHH!!!!
EA: HOLY SHIT!! WE'RE FUCKING GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!
Me: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!
Thomas: OK! Guys, think. Who ELSE goes to our secret spot?
Ranma: Hurry it up.
EA: Haven't a clue.
Thomas: Me neither.
Besa: *crawling* Guys, I overheard what you said.
Thomas: When did you get back????
Besa: *does dirty finger to Thomas*
EA: Well? Do you know?
Besa: Nope...
Me: WAIT!!!
EA: What?
Me: Bobby! He goes with us, right?
Thomas: YES!! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
Me: He he. I rule, do I?
EA: There aint much time left!!! Besa, stay here with Doctor so he can cure your uhhh wounds while we look for Bobby.
Me: Oh, and if you die in 30... I mean 29 minutes, blame Thomas okay?
Thomas: HEY!! That's not fair!!
Me: Shut the hell up!! Let's go!!!
(LATER...)
Ranma: He isn't anywhere!!!
Me: What are we gonna do?
The real Besa: Wazzup yo. This is Besa making a... he he... live broadcast. I am here to present... "Trevor in NUDE"!!! He he.
The real Me: HOLY SHIT!! BESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The real Besa: C'mon man!! Just joshin yo!!
The real Me: Bobby, take care of this shithole would you?
The real Bobby: My pleasure. *shoots Besa's head off*
*BANG*
The real EA: HOLY SHIT!! BOBBY! WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE???
The real Bobby: Don't worry. It's just a story.
The real Me: Uhh, asshole. THIS IS REAL LIFE, BITCH!!
The real Bobby: Oh shit.
The real Thomas: What if the cops find out?
*silence*
All the hosts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The real EA: Wait! Don't panic! We'll just clean this up.
The real Me: Great. Now Besa's dead. HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!
The real Bobby: What about his parents? How will we break it to them??
*silence*
All the hosts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
The real Thomas: Sorry readers, we can't continue our "interruption" for a while. Back to the story!!!
Me: We need more manpower!!!
Ranma: Well, who are we gonna ask???
Miyu: Hey, Thomas!! What's up?
Thomas: *winks at gang* Hey!! Miyu!! We need a favor.
Miyu: Sure!! Hee hee!
Thomas: We need to look for someone named Bobby. Can you go with us?
Miyu: My pleasure! Hee hee!
Ranma: Hey, Miyu!!
Miyu: Hey, Ranma-kun!!
Ranma: So, did you give it to Kuno?
Miyu: Yep!! That bomb love letter will explode in *looks at watch* 5... 4...
(AT KUNO'S HOUSE...)
Kuno: OHHH!!! I received a love letter from my usagi no onna!!!
Kuno: It says... "My dear Kuno, I love you! Please meet me at Mario's café at 2 PM! Lets have a date! I love you soooooooo much my dar-"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*
Kuno: *gets blown into the sky* I love you too usagi no onnaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Miyu: See the smoke?
Ranma: Good job, Miyu! Wow, that's high. Really high. Really really high.
Miyu: Chii? I mean... huh?
Ranma: Oh shit. Um... Miyu? I did tell you to put just one firecracker in the envelope, right?
Miyu: Oh? Hee hee!! Silly me!! I put ONE hundred!! Hee hee!!
Ranma: Bitch!!! KUNOOOO!!! I'M SORRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!
*Ranma runs off*
Miyu: HMPH!! You didn't even say thank you!!! Men these days...
Me: He seems more of a wuss than I remember.
Thomas: Yeah. Kinda OOC.
EA: Huh?
Thomas: Oh, nothing.
*a figure walks by them*
???: Hmmm... a sense of belonging.... and regret.
Thomas: ?
???: Doo doo roop. I ate beans for lunch. Dee dee da.
EA: Huh?
???: Alone in the dark. Forever hidden from the light of the crowd.
Me: What the?
???: The amazing truck-o-dile! Only on pay-per-view.
Miyu: Huh?
???: The rocks burned in a hellish fire before they were the strength beneath our feet and so the trees faced harsh winds before they could give us life.
Thomas: Mmm??
???: Happy hour; 50% off!!! Only on Mondays!!!
Me: Umm... sir? Is your name by any chance... Bobby?
Bobby: Mmm? AAAAAAA!! Get away from me!!! You don't know me!!!
Me: Wait! We want to talk to you!!!
Bobby: Get away from me!!!
Me: If you don't we are gonna die... *looks at watch* IN 8 MINUTES!!!!
Thomas: He's a crazy hoot!! He isn't Bobby!!!
Bobby: ARGHEN JARGHEN BARGHEN LARGHEN JUBBA PUT PUT PUT!!!!
Thomas: Ok. He is Bobby................ GET HIM!!!!
Bobby: Niner...
Me: Bobby! It's us! Remember?
Bobby: Stay away.... STAYYYY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Thomas: Whoah. Don't let your undies ride up your ass. We just want to talk.
Bobby: Stay back! I tell you!!! Stay back!!! This is getting weird enough already!!!
*cloaked man jumps on a roof*
EA: Don't get any ideas. We wan't you to do us a favor!!!
Me: Heh heh. THOMAS!! Look out!!!! HE'S THROWING A BOULDER AT YOU!!!
Thomas: OH SHIT!! Huh?? *sees that he's being fooled* Why you son of an asshole.
EA: LOOK! BOBBY! IT'S JUST US!!!
Bobby: DIE!!!! *Holds a boulder above head*
Shampoo: HEY!! You made muddy footprints all over restaurant!!!
Me: Shampoo?
Shampoo: Nihao! Remember me?
Me: Don't remind me.
Bobby: See?? I am actually being chased by fictional characters from an anime I love watching!!! You must all die!!! HA HA HA HA!!! *throws boulder*
Thomas: *sees coin on the ground* Ohhh... shiny...
Shampoo: HEY YOU!! HE JUST THREW A BOULDER AT YOU!!!
Thomas: Huh?
Shampoo: Watching out!!!
Thomas: Oh no. I'm not falling for that again.
EA: No Thomas, she's serious!!!
Shampoo: Shampoo no joke!!!!
*!!!!CRASH!!!!*
Thomas: Oh shi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Miyu: Hee hee! What a baka!! Hee hee!!
Me: Ironic, but he is a bobo (idiot).
EA: Isang tangang bobo talaga. (He's a real STUPID idiot.)
Me: Sa wakas!!! Tama ang sinabi mo!!! (Finally!!! You said something right!!!)
Bobby: Ano? Bakit nagtatagalog kayo? (What? Why are you speaking Filipino?)
Me: Eh kasi Pilipino kami. ('Cause we're Filipinos)
Bobby: Parang natatandaan ko yung boses mo. (I think I remember your voice.)
Me: Ako si Trevor, tanga!! Ito si EA. At yung tinapunan mo ng malaking bato ay si Thomas. Natatandaan mo pa ba? (I'm Trevor, dumbass! This is EA. The one you squashed with a boulder was Thomas. You still remember, right?)
Bobby: *gets down from the ceiling* Ahh. Pasensya na. Akala ko tuloy nababaliw na ako. (Ahh, sorry about that. I thought for a moment there that I lost my mind.)
Me: Huwag mo nang isipin. Ipapaliwanag ko na lang sa iyo mamaya. Halika, hinihintay tayo ni Besa kay nina Doktor Tofu. (Don't mention it. I'll just explain it to you later. Come, Besa is waiting for us at Doctor Tofu's place.)
Bobby: Os? Si Besa nandidiyan? (Really? Besa's there?)
Me: Oo. Tsaka... NAKUPO!!! Limang minuto na lang bago tayo mamatay!! Dali!!! (Yeah. And... OH NO!!! Only five minutes left before we die! Hurry!!!)
Bobby: Teka! Paano si Thomas? (Wait! How about Thomas?)
Thomas: Mmmmff mmmfff!!!
Me: *pushes rock with gang* TULAK!! TULAK PA!!! (PUSH!! PUSH HARDER!!!)
Thomas: MMMMMMFFFFFF!!!
Me: Yes!!
Thomas: Sa susunod, pag niloko mo nanaman ako, sisipain ko ang dalawang itlog mong iyan!!! (Next time, if you fool me again, I will kick those two balls of yours!!!)
Me: Sige, sige. Tara na! BILIS!!! Apat na minuto na lang!!! (Yeah, yeah. Come on! HURRY! Four minutes left!!!)
Miyu: Hey! I don't want to be left out of the conversation! SPEAK IN JAPANESE!!! .................please?
Me, EA, Bobby, and Thomas: HAIIII!!!!
Miyu: Not that kind of Japanese.
Me, EA, Bobby, and Thomas: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Miyu: Hey! Don't do that! I'm just a poor girl.
Thomas: I hate it when women take advantage of us.
Me: Sinabi mo iyan!!!
(A FEW SECONDS LATER)
Me: It's almost 12 noon! Quick, Dr. Tofu! Tell us the merging ritual!!!
Tofu: Hurry! 20 Seconds left!! Hold hands and say "DIKMUKAYSEE"!
*gang holds hands*
Every inserted character: DIKMUKAYSEE!!!
Tofu: 2... 1...
*the clock shows it is 12:00 noon*
Me: We did it!
Bobby: Uhh. What exactly did we do?
EA: *pant* Doesn't matter now, WE'RE SAVED!!!
Everyone except Bobby: YAYYYYY!!!
Bobby: What the heck is going on??
Tofu: Congratulations! It's a boy! I mean, you're alive!!
Thomas: *choke* AACKKK!! OOOOGGG!!! *collapse*
Tofu: Oh no!! I said it too soon!!
EA: UOOLLLKKKK!! *collapse*
Miyu: NOOOO!!!!
Me: NYAKKKKK!!!! *collapse*
Besa: ARCKKKKK!!! *collapse*
Bobby: UUNNNNGGGG!!! *collapse*
Miyu: *tears form in eyes* No way...
Tofu: They're dead!!!
Miyu: *cry* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! WHY? WHY? WHYYYY?????
Tofu: I can't believe it.
The real Me: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CHAPTER END!!!
The real EA: AAAAA!!!! I told you don't surprise me like that?
The real Bobby: I have a question. WHY DID WE ALL DIE???
The real Me: Then why is there still a next chapter?
The real Bobby: Good point.
The real Thomas: Speaking of death, how about Besa?
*silence*
All the Hosts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The real EA: Quick! Show them the sneak peek!
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Tofu: What a joke.
Ranma: Yeah.
Tofu: I mean, that is just plain stupid!!!
Miyu: Hee hee! You said it!!
???: What do you mean stupid??? It could've been worse!!!
Ranma: Yeah right. I mean, a chicken bone?? How did a CHICKEN BONE get there so fast? HA HA HA!!!
???: Very funny, Ranma. Very funny.
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The real Thomas: Now lets end this and lets clean up Besa's corpse.
The real ???: You... bastard.
The real EA: Oh SHIT!!! Uhh... he he. BYE FOLKS!!!
*OFF THE AIR*