Disclaimer:
I don't own Ranma and I don't own my friends either.
Isn't that sad? sobs
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 9 (Interlude): Das Deutsche general, Ybbob.
Author's note: This is the introduction of another evil twin. But be warned, this chapter makes ABSOLUTELY no sense!!! If you don't like randomness, out of the topic, or things that have nothing to do with the plot/s, do not read. ^_^' This is actually an interlude to the actual plot and does not contain the sneek peek I featured on the previous chapter. The sneek peek however, will be in the next chapter. -dacop
The real Besa: Yo, yo yo!!! Waaazzup yo!!!
The real Me: That's it! I am taking this story off the air!!
The real Besa; YOOO!!!!
*OFF THE AIR* ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ *ON THE AIR*
The real Me: And that as they say, is that.
The real Besa: YOO! Dat wuz inspiring yo!!!
The real Thomas: Nice one, Trev!
The real Me: Heh heh. Ain't I great?
The real EA: Back to the story anyway.
Besa: Let's go home!!!
Me: Yeah!!!
Thomas: One bitch down. A fucking lot to go.
(AT THE TENDO HOUSEHOLD)
Soun: Saotome-kun!!!
Genma: Tendo-kun!!!
Soun and Genma: WE CANT SUPPORT THESE GUYS!!!
Me: OH WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!
EA: Bye-bye excitement!!!
Besa: The moment the fighting stops...
Akane: OTTO-SAN!!!
Besa: This happens.
Me: Hold the shit up, Bitches!!!!!!!!
Akane: ???
Me: Let us just sit down and... relaaaaaaxxx.
Thomas: Oh just shut the fuck up!!! *punch*
Me: Huh? Did you poke me?
Thomas: Damnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyou.
Me: *finger snap*
Besa: Right. *zap*
Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *faints*
Me: That's what happens if you DARE you cross me.
EA: Gulp!!!
Bobby: Sounding tough huh?
Me: Oh yeah? *finger snap*
Besa: *zap*
Bobby: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
Akane: Hey! That's mean.
Me: Hmph. EA!! Take care of her!!!
EA: Ohhhhh???? You like... no... LOVE Ranma!!!!
Akane: HAAAA???? That's not TRUE!!!!!!
EA: But it is. It is so obvious! I mean... look at your face!!!
Akane: What?
EA: It's RED!!!
Soun: It's not red!!
EA: Never mind.
Me: EA, harass her.
EA: Roger. HEY!! You SLEPT with him???
Akane: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT????
EA: Heh heh. And you were on TOP!! Wow.... Ranma's a real wimp.
Akane: HHIIIYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *swings mallet*
EA: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *gets launched into space*
Akane: You too!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *swings mallet*
*!!!!WHAPACK!!!!*
Me: That didn't hurt.
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
Akane: DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!
WHACK
WHACK
Me: Had enough?
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
Akane: *pant* *pant*
Me: My turn. *slap*
*!!!!WHAPACK!!!!*
Akane: AAAHHH!!! *collapse*
Me: Yeah!! That's what you get for crossing me!!!
Soun: AKANEEEE!!!! *punch*
Me: Don't interfere, asshole!!! *punch*
Soun: AAARRRGHHH!!!!
Genma: *turns into panda* Opopopopoooo!!!
Me: I make the rules around here.
Besa: That's enough!!!
Me: You too??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *attack*
Besa: Trevor!! Noooo!!! *zap*
Me: NYARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
*dark figure comes out of Me*
Rovert: ARGH!! Got me again!!
Besa: YOU AGAIN!!! *zap*
Rovert: Hehehh. *disappear*
Besa: I WILL CHASE YOU, BITCH!! TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!! YOU HEAR THAT???? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAARRTHHHHHH!!!!
Me: *wakes up* Whoa. What the hell happened?
Besa: Rovert.
Me: Oh. Thanks for snapping me to my senses.
The real Besa: Dat wuz da k0013$+, yo!
The real EA: THAT WAS WORTHLESS SHIT!!
The real Me: Obviously, you don't know the meaning of "shit".
The real EA: Of course I do, Bitch!!!
The real Me: You need not add "worthless" because it just makes it weird.
The real EA: Who are you to criticize me?
The real Me: My name is Trevor.
The real EA: Oh.
The real Thomas: Back to the damn story!!
EA: *limping* Geez, Trevor. This "leader" stuff has gotten up your asscrack. Take it easy on the weed, man.
Me: You're delusional, EA. That was Rovert and..... I FUCKING DON'T TAKE FUCKING WEED SO FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP, FUCKER!!
EA: Jeez, is Rovert still inside you?
Me: Very funny, EA.
Akane: *conscious* Ooooh. YOU!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
Me: Whoops, sorry. I let my evil twin wreak havoc again.
Akane: I see. *swings mallet*
Me: Huh? Did something touch me?
Akane: AAAAARGHH!! I was gonna settle the score.
Me: You know... you need anger management classes.
Akane: Hmph!!!
Ranma: POP!!!!
Akane: Ranma! You're home!
EA: Ahaaaaaaaaa???
Akane: Stop that would you?
EA: Ooooooooooooo?
Me: *whack*
EA: OW!! Why did you do that?
Me: Like you said, we can't ruin the Ranma 1/2 storyline.
EA: Shit...
Ranma: GUESS WHAT I GOT!!!!!!!!!!
Genma: What are those, boy?
Ranma: I was in my girl form and this nice black guy invited me to this private beach! AND HE TOLD ME TO BRING ALL THE PEOPLE I WANT!!
Genma: That's great, boy!!
Me: Wow. It has been years since anyone of us has been to the beach.
Ranma: Well. We leave tomorrow.
Akane: Wow! Going to the beach again!
Me: Going to the beach. At last.
Besa: We're lucky.
EA: After... like 4 years!!!
Me: Yep.............
*silence*
EA, Besa and Me: YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Besa: Wait!!! Where's Thomas?
Thomas: .....You forgot me.
EA: AAHH!! Heh heh heh. Sorry. We got caught up with all the excitement.
Thomas: PUNCH VULCAN!!! *500 punches to the other 3 shitbags*
EA, Besa, and Me: NOOOOOOOO!! *gets blown as high as it can get*
*!!!PACK!!!*
Thomas: He heh. WHOA!!!! Someone just kicked my ass, literally!!
Bobby: *turns visible again* Hahaha. I am the ultimate chameleon.
Thomas: *punch*
Bobby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *gets blown to the sky*
Thomas: Ehhhh. It's a burden being a man of strength.
The real EA: Oh shit!! A fuse blew again!!
The real Me: STOP THE TAPE!!!
The real Thomas: OWW!! I tripped on something!!
The real Bobby: Thoooomaaaaasss.....
The real Me: Uhh, asshole. YOU TRIPPPED ON THE WIRES!!!
The real Thomas: Whoops.
The real Besa: Yo ah dumm, yo!
The real Thomas: Sorry na! Tao lang!! (I'm sorry already! I'm only human!!)
*RRRRINGG*
The real Bobby: My phone! *picks it up* Hello?
???: Is this the number of the "Click Clique"?
The real Bobby: Yes? And HOW DID YOU KNOW? Our fraternity is closed to women and is very secure and private!!!
The real EA: A GIRL?????
The real Me: Shhh. Quiet, you! Bobby's got something here!
???: Ha ha! Can I speak to a Mr. Trevor?
The real Bobby: *nervous look*
The real Me: Huh?
The real Bobby: For you. *hands phone*
The real Me: .......................Hello?
???: Trevor!!
The real Me: Who is this?
???: Silly!! It's me!!!
The real Me: Sorry, miss. None of us know you.
???: *Sigh* It's me. Miyu Hinasaki.
The real Me: WHOAH!!! HOW CAN.....
The real EA: Trevor? Who is it?
Miyu: You sound surprised.
The real Me: Umm. Hi!! How can you, a fictional character I made is actually calling me!!!
Miyu: As if you were not fictional.
The real Me: HUH??
(Somewhere in the real world...)
Dacop: Ha ha!! That freak doesn't know he is actually a fictional character too! *continues to type fic*
Dacop: EA is gonna be so surprised when he finds about this!!!
*RING RING*
Dacop: *picks phone up* Hello? Hey, Bobby!! I need more ideas for the fic! So, we go to the beach and the hosts encounter a surprise guest on the phone!
(Back to the hosts...)
Miyu: Well, it was nice talking to you. Bye! Hee hee!
The real Me: Bye!!
The real Thomas: NOOOOO!!! Let me talk to her at least.
The real Me: She was probably a Miyu fan anyway.
The real EA: Awwwww.
The real Me: *thinking* Heh heh. She IS actually real! Only I can talk to her! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
(Back to the real world)
Dacop: Sometimes, I pity myself.
Bobby: What??
Dacop: In the fic.
Bobby: Oh.
(Back to the hosts...)
The real Me: Hey EA! Fix that fuse will you?
The real EA: Fixed it!!!
The real Me: And Thomas, be careful.
The real Thomas: *thinking* The real real real me out there better be beating the hell out of dacop by now.
The real EA: Back to the story!!!!
(That night...)
Me: Hey! Psst! EA! Wake up!!
EA: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT????
Me: SHHHHHHH!!!! Everyone's asleep!!
EA: Oh.
Me: Follow me. I need to show you something!
EA: What? In the middle of the night?
Me: Notice anyone missing?
EA: Lemme see. There's... umm... BOBBY!!!
Me: SHHHHHHH!!!
EA: Where did he go?
Me: Look at this. I borrowed the book about us from Tofu.
EA: Ok.
Me: LOOK! One of the discharms!
EA: It says..... "The Achtung Discharm". This Discharm is given to the one who becomes invisible. Every night, he will go out like a somnabulist and steal a tank. He will call a panzer division from Germany and rampage around town.
Me: The things we have to put up to.
EA: O_O
Me: Well, let's not try to wake everyone else up. Let's find Bobby before he calls the panzer division.
(LATER)
Me: Well, I guess we're condemned to this cursed life.
EA: Yeah. This really sucks.
Me: Hey! What's that?
???: ACHTUNG!!! Dere are people on die ground!
Me: SHIT!!!
EA: WE'RE TOO LATE!!!
Captain: Ve vere called vy Zheneral Bobby vor a fery important azzingment.
Me: Well, ignore him. He's gone off his rocking chair again.
Captain: Ve do not underztand vhat you are zaying, voreign man. Ve are taking it az an inzult!! Ve vill deztroy you!!! Zoldiars! Vire at zhe intrudar!!!
Me: Just try.
Captain: FOYYAAAAAAA!!!!
*BOOOOOOOOOM*
Me: See?
EA: *unconscious*
Captain: OHH NOOO!!! One haz vallen, vut zhe ozher vone ish shtill alive!!!
Captain: Ohhh vell. FOYAAAAAAAA!!!
*BOOOOOOOOOM*
Me: No use, man.
Captain: *KKKHHKKK* Zheneral Bobby!!! Ve have encountered intrudas blohcking our vay!!! Vhat shall ve do?
Bobby: *under a discharm* ACHTUNG PANZAH ACHTUNG PANZAH ACHTUNG PANZAH ACHTUNG PANZAH!!!
Captain: Yez sair! *KKHHKK* Vhat an idiot! Anyvay, ve have no time to play vith shou. Zo long and happy varningz!!
Me: NOOO! I won't let you reach him!!!
Captain: Vhy do you oppoze uz?
Me: We won't let you destroy the town!!!
EA: Uhh.. A little help. *cough* *cough*
Captain: Vhat are shou talking avout? Zhis ish spezial azzignment!
Me: Yeah right. Bobby is CRAZY. Believe me.
Captain:......... KILL ZHE ZHENERAL!!!
Soldiers:......... KILL!!!! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!!!
Me: Sheesh. They can't even speak proper German.
EA: Uhh. What happened?
Me: Well, they're gone now.
EA: Where are they going?
Me: They're gonna kill Bobby.
*silence*
Me and EA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Me: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
EA: Quick, slowass! Let's get to Bobby now!!!
(MEANWHILE....)
Thomas: Huh? Where did everybody go?
Besa: ..........Hey, asshole. Go back to sleep. ZZZZzzZZzzZzZZz.
Bobby: Hey. I'm back. Where's EA and Trevor?
Thomas: Who gives a crap? Where have you been?
Bobby: I needed to drink. I felt like someone came out of my body or something.
Thomas: ZZZzzzZZZz....ohhh yeah. Give daddy the sandwich. ZZzZZz.
Bobby: Ah never mind. Good night. ZZZzzzZZZzz.
(BACK TO THE PLACE AWHILE AGO....)
EA: Look! It's Bobby over there?
Me: HEY!! BOBBY!!! COME HERE!!!
Bobby (or not): Huh? I am nut Bubby! I am Zheneral Ybbob! Zhose shtupid sholdiars ov moine keep un cunvusing me vith my tvin!
EA and Me: TWIN???????
Ybbob: Zhey should ve here any minut!
Me: Um, General?
Ybbob: Ya??
Me: Sweet dreams *punch*.
*!!!WHAPACK!!!*
EA: Heh heh. He was even stupider than Bobby.
Me: Yeah.
Captain: Ve are here Zheneral!!! VHAT THE VUCK ISH GOING UN???
Me: (inside Ybbob's tank) We... *ahem* Ve have your Zheneral! Shurrender and die!!!
Captain: Iznt it shupposed to ve shurrender... OR die??
Me: Nut vith me!!
EA: Nice one, Trev!!
Me: SHHHHHHH!! *punch*
EA: Owww!!!
*SHOWDOWN*
Captain: Ve vill not leave our Zheneral vehind!!!!!!
Captain: FOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *cannon fire*
*BOOOOOMMMM*
Me: Ha ha!! Zhe tank ish bullet und ekusplosion proof!!! Ha ha ha!!!
Captain: Ve vill not zurrender!! FOYAAA!!! FOYAAA!! *cannon fire*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!*
Me: Ohhhh, svastika, ohhhhh, svastika, hmmm hmm... hmm.. hmm..
Captain: Zhou are Nazis!!! Ve vill destroy you at all custs!!! Even iv zhe Zheneral dies!! FOYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Me: Here ish shome more vor you. HERR HITLER!!!!!
Captain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU ARE INVIDELS!! RETREAT!!!!!
*panzer division retreats*
*SHOWDOWN ENDS*
EA: OHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!! WHOS YO DADDY... VITCH???
Me: Ha ha ha.
Ybbob: *wakes up* HEY YOU!!!
Me: EA!!
EA: I know what you're thinking!!! *laugh*
*EA shoves Ybbob into the barrel*
Me: Three, two, one!!!!
EA: FOYAAAAAAA!!!!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!*
Ybbob: *flies into the sky* NOOOOO! I'll get you vor zis, shvuls!!!
Me: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Good luck in rehab!!!
EA: Well, I never got enough sleep after all, huh?
Me: Yep. Let's go home.
The real Besa: YO!! Ah only had like too lines, foo!
The real Me: Read the author's note, you nigger-immatater.
The real Besa: None of sense, yo!! Ah am a nigger, AT HEART!!!
The real Thomas: I bet you just want to be cool.
The real Me: Uhhh, asshole. Sneak peek.
The real Thomas: Yeah, yeah.
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Thomas: What are you talking about?
Me: You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
Bobby: Are you really THAT stupid?
Thomas: Huh?
Ranma: Good luck, and good bye!!!
EA: Yeah. You are DOOMED, man.
Me: Yeah. You were such a dumbass. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES???
Ranma: Well, see you at the funeral guys.
Bobby: I wonder what Thomas will look like after he's dead?
Akane: Guys?
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SHE'S HERE!!!
EA: Quick, Thomas!! SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!
Me: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Akane: Thomas-kun!!!!
Thomas: SHITTTTT!!!
Akane: *vein pops out of head* You guys better be not talking about THIS!!! *removes cloth*
Thomas: SHIIITTT!!!! NOOOoOooooooOOOOOOoOoO!! Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit!!!!
EA and Me: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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The real Bobby: Hey. You added a line.
The real Me: No I didn't.
The real Bobby: Yes you did.
The real Me: No I didn't
The real Bobby: *pulls out Benelli super 90* YES you did.
*ring ring*
The real Me: Huh what's that?
The real Bobby: Don't change the subject.
*ring ring*
The real Me: Hello?
Miyu: HI!!!!
The real Me: ...................you again.
The real Bobby: *pulls trigger*
*OFF THE AIR*
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 9 (Interlude): Das Deutsche general, Ybbob.
Author's note: This is the introduction of another evil twin. But be warned, this chapter makes ABSOLUTELY no sense!!! If you don't like randomness, out of the topic, or things that have nothing to do with the plot/s, do not read. ^_^' This is actually an interlude to the actual plot and does not contain the sneek peek I featured on the previous chapter. The sneek peek however, will be in the next chapter. -dacop
The real Besa: Yo, yo yo!!! Waaazzup yo!!!
The real Me: That's it! I am taking this story off the air!!
The real Besa; YOOO!!!!
*OFF THE AIR* ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ *ON THE AIR*
The real Me: And that as they say, is that.
The real Besa: YOO! Dat wuz inspiring yo!!!
The real Thomas: Nice one, Trev!
The real Me: Heh heh. Ain't I great?
The real EA: Back to the story anyway.
Besa: Let's go home!!!
Me: Yeah!!!
Thomas: One bitch down. A fucking lot to go.
(AT THE TENDO HOUSEHOLD)
Soun: Saotome-kun!!!
Genma: Tendo-kun!!!
Soun and Genma: WE CANT SUPPORT THESE GUYS!!!
Me: OH WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!
EA: Bye-bye excitement!!!
Besa: The moment the fighting stops...
Akane: OTTO-SAN!!!
Besa: This happens.
Me: Hold the shit up, Bitches!!!!!!!!
Akane: ???
Me: Let us just sit down and... relaaaaaaxxx.
Thomas: Oh just shut the fuck up!!! *punch*
Me: Huh? Did you poke me?
Thomas: Damnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyou.
Me: *finger snap*
Besa: Right. *zap*
Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *faints*
Me: That's what happens if you DARE you cross me.
EA: Gulp!!!
Bobby: Sounding tough huh?
Me: Oh yeah? *finger snap*
Besa: *zap*
Bobby: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
Akane: Hey! That's mean.
Me: Hmph. EA!! Take care of her!!!
EA: Ohhhhh???? You like... no... LOVE Ranma!!!!
Akane: HAAAA???? That's not TRUE!!!!!!
EA: But it is. It is so obvious! I mean... look at your face!!!
Akane: What?
EA: It's RED!!!
Soun: It's not red!!
EA: Never mind.
Me: EA, harass her.
EA: Roger. HEY!! You SLEPT with him???
Akane: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT????
EA: Heh heh. And you were on TOP!! Wow.... Ranma's a real wimp.
Akane: HHIIIYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *swings mallet*
EA: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *gets launched into space*
Akane: You too!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *swings mallet*
*!!!!WHAPACK!!!!*
Me: That didn't hurt.
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
Akane: DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!
WHACK
WHACK
Me: Had enough?
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
Akane: *pant* *pant*
Me: My turn. *slap*
*!!!!WHAPACK!!!!*
Akane: AAAHHH!!! *collapse*
Me: Yeah!! That's what you get for crossing me!!!
Soun: AKANEEEE!!!! *punch*
Me: Don't interfere, asshole!!! *punch*
Soun: AAARRRGHHH!!!!
Genma: *turns into panda* Opopopopoooo!!!
Me: I make the rules around here.
Besa: That's enough!!!
Me: You too??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *attack*
Besa: Trevor!! Noooo!!! *zap*
Me: NYARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
*dark figure comes out of Me*
Rovert: ARGH!! Got me again!!
Besa: YOU AGAIN!!! *zap*
Rovert: Hehehh. *disappear*
Besa: I WILL CHASE YOU, BITCH!! TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!! YOU HEAR THAT???? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAARRTHHHHHH!!!!
Me: *wakes up* Whoa. What the hell happened?
Besa: Rovert.
Me: Oh. Thanks for snapping me to my senses.
The real Besa: Dat wuz da k0013$+, yo!
The real EA: THAT WAS WORTHLESS SHIT!!
The real Me: Obviously, you don't know the meaning of "shit".
The real EA: Of course I do, Bitch!!!
The real Me: You need not add "worthless" because it just makes it weird.
The real EA: Who are you to criticize me?
The real Me: My name is Trevor.
The real EA: Oh.
The real Thomas: Back to the damn story!!
EA: *limping* Geez, Trevor. This "leader" stuff has gotten up your asscrack. Take it easy on the weed, man.
Me: You're delusional, EA. That was Rovert and..... I FUCKING DON'T TAKE FUCKING WEED SO FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP, FUCKER!!
EA: Jeez, is Rovert still inside you?
Me: Very funny, EA.
Akane: *conscious* Ooooh. YOU!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
Me: Whoops, sorry. I let my evil twin wreak havoc again.
Akane: I see. *swings mallet*
Me: Huh? Did something touch me?
Akane: AAAAARGHH!! I was gonna settle the score.
Me: You know... you need anger management classes.
Akane: Hmph!!!
Ranma: POP!!!!
Akane: Ranma! You're home!
EA: Ahaaaaaaaaa???
Akane: Stop that would you?
EA: Ooooooooooooo?
Me: *whack*
EA: OW!! Why did you do that?
Me: Like you said, we can't ruin the Ranma 1/2 storyline.
EA: Shit...
Ranma: GUESS WHAT I GOT!!!!!!!!!!
Genma: What are those, boy?
Ranma: I was in my girl form and this nice black guy invited me to this private beach! AND HE TOLD ME TO BRING ALL THE PEOPLE I WANT!!
Genma: That's great, boy!!
Me: Wow. It has been years since anyone of us has been to the beach.
Ranma: Well. We leave tomorrow.
Akane: Wow! Going to the beach again!
Me: Going to the beach. At last.
Besa: We're lucky.
EA: After... like 4 years!!!
Me: Yep.............
*silence*
EA, Besa and Me: YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Besa: Wait!!! Where's Thomas?
Thomas: .....You forgot me.
EA: AAHH!! Heh heh heh. Sorry. We got caught up with all the excitement.
Thomas: PUNCH VULCAN!!! *500 punches to the other 3 shitbags*
EA, Besa, and Me: NOOOOOOOO!! *gets blown as high as it can get*
*!!!PACK!!!*
Thomas: He heh. WHOA!!!! Someone just kicked my ass, literally!!
Bobby: *turns visible again* Hahaha. I am the ultimate chameleon.
Thomas: *punch*
Bobby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *gets blown to the sky*
Thomas: Ehhhh. It's a burden being a man of strength.
The real EA: Oh shit!! A fuse blew again!!
The real Me: STOP THE TAPE!!!
The real Thomas: OWW!! I tripped on something!!
The real Bobby: Thoooomaaaaasss.....
The real Me: Uhh, asshole. YOU TRIPPPED ON THE WIRES!!!
The real Thomas: Whoops.
The real Besa: Yo ah dumm, yo!
The real Thomas: Sorry na! Tao lang!! (I'm sorry already! I'm only human!!)
*RRRRINGG*
The real Bobby: My phone! *picks it up* Hello?
???: Is this the number of the "Click Clique"?
The real Bobby: Yes? And HOW DID YOU KNOW? Our fraternity is closed to women and is very secure and private!!!
The real EA: A GIRL?????
The real Me: Shhh. Quiet, you! Bobby's got something here!
???: Ha ha! Can I speak to a Mr. Trevor?
The real Bobby: *nervous look*
The real Me: Huh?
The real Bobby: For you. *hands phone*
The real Me: .......................Hello?
???: Trevor!!
The real Me: Who is this?
???: Silly!! It's me!!!
The real Me: Sorry, miss. None of us know you.
???: *Sigh* It's me. Miyu Hinasaki.
The real Me: WHOAH!!! HOW CAN.....
The real EA: Trevor? Who is it?
Miyu: You sound surprised.
The real Me: Umm. Hi!! How can you, a fictional character I made is actually calling me!!!
Miyu: As if you were not fictional.
The real Me: HUH??
(Somewhere in the real world...)
Dacop: Ha ha!! That freak doesn't know he is actually a fictional character too! *continues to type fic*
Dacop: EA is gonna be so surprised when he finds about this!!!
*RING RING*
Dacop: *picks phone up* Hello? Hey, Bobby!! I need more ideas for the fic! So, we go to the beach and the hosts encounter a surprise guest on the phone!
(Back to the hosts...)
Miyu: Well, it was nice talking to you. Bye! Hee hee!
The real Me: Bye!!
The real Thomas: NOOOOO!!! Let me talk to her at least.
The real Me: She was probably a Miyu fan anyway.
The real EA: Awwwww.
The real Me: *thinking* Heh heh. She IS actually real! Only I can talk to her! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
(Back to the real world)
Dacop: Sometimes, I pity myself.
Bobby: What??
Dacop: In the fic.
Bobby: Oh.
(Back to the hosts...)
The real Me: Hey EA! Fix that fuse will you?
The real EA: Fixed it!!!
The real Me: And Thomas, be careful.
The real Thomas: *thinking* The real real real me out there better be beating the hell out of dacop by now.
The real EA: Back to the story!!!!
(That night...)
Me: Hey! Psst! EA! Wake up!!
EA: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT????
Me: SHHHHHHH!!!! Everyone's asleep!!
EA: Oh.
Me: Follow me. I need to show you something!
EA: What? In the middle of the night?
Me: Notice anyone missing?
EA: Lemme see. There's... umm... BOBBY!!!
Me: SHHHHHHH!!!
EA: Where did he go?
Me: Look at this. I borrowed the book about us from Tofu.
EA: Ok.
Me: LOOK! One of the discharms!
EA: It says..... "The Achtung Discharm". This Discharm is given to the one who becomes invisible. Every night, he will go out like a somnabulist and steal a tank. He will call a panzer division from Germany and rampage around town.
Me: The things we have to put up to.
EA: O_O
Me: Well, let's not try to wake everyone else up. Let's find Bobby before he calls the panzer division.
(LATER)
Me: Well, I guess we're condemned to this cursed life.
EA: Yeah. This really sucks.
Me: Hey! What's that?
???: ACHTUNG!!! Dere are people on die ground!
Me: SHIT!!!
EA: WE'RE TOO LATE!!!
Captain: Ve vere called vy Zheneral Bobby vor a fery important azzingment.
Me: Well, ignore him. He's gone off his rocking chair again.
Captain: Ve do not underztand vhat you are zaying, voreign man. Ve are taking it az an inzult!! Ve vill deztroy you!!! Zoldiars! Vire at zhe intrudar!!!
Me: Just try.
Captain: FOYYAAAAAAA!!!!
*BOOOOOOOOOM*
Me: See?
EA: *unconscious*
Captain: OHH NOOO!!! One haz vallen, vut zhe ozher vone ish shtill alive!!!
Captain: Ohhh vell. FOYAAAAAAAA!!!
*BOOOOOOOOOM*
Me: No use, man.
Captain: *KKKHHKKK* Zheneral Bobby!!! Ve have encountered intrudas blohcking our vay!!! Vhat shall ve do?
Bobby: *under a discharm* ACHTUNG PANZAH ACHTUNG PANZAH ACHTUNG PANZAH ACHTUNG PANZAH!!!
Captain: Yez sair! *KKHHKK* Vhat an idiot! Anyvay, ve have no time to play vith shou. Zo long and happy varningz!!
Me: NOOO! I won't let you reach him!!!
Captain: Vhy do you oppoze uz?
Me: We won't let you destroy the town!!!
EA: Uhh.. A little help. *cough* *cough*
Captain: Vhat are shou talking avout? Zhis ish spezial azzignment!
Me: Yeah right. Bobby is CRAZY. Believe me.
Captain:......... KILL ZHE ZHENERAL!!!
Soldiers:......... KILL!!!! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!!!
Me: Sheesh. They can't even speak proper German.
EA: Uhh. What happened?
Me: Well, they're gone now.
EA: Where are they going?
Me: They're gonna kill Bobby.
*silence*
Me and EA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Me: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
EA: Quick, slowass! Let's get to Bobby now!!!
(MEANWHILE....)
Thomas: Huh? Where did everybody go?
Besa: ..........Hey, asshole. Go back to sleep. ZZZZzzZZzzZzZZz.
Bobby: Hey. I'm back. Where's EA and Trevor?
Thomas: Who gives a crap? Where have you been?
Bobby: I needed to drink. I felt like someone came out of my body or something.
Thomas: ZZZzzzZZZz....ohhh yeah. Give daddy the sandwich. ZZzZZz.
Bobby: Ah never mind. Good night. ZZZzzzZZZzz.
(BACK TO THE PLACE AWHILE AGO....)
EA: Look! It's Bobby over there?
Me: HEY!! BOBBY!!! COME HERE!!!
Bobby (or not): Huh? I am nut Bubby! I am Zheneral Ybbob! Zhose shtupid sholdiars ov moine keep un cunvusing me vith my tvin!
EA and Me: TWIN???????
Ybbob: Zhey should ve here any minut!
Me: Um, General?
Ybbob: Ya??
Me: Sweet dreams *punch*.
*!!!WHAPACK!!!*
EA: Heh heh. He was even stupider than Bobby.
Me: Yeah.
Captain: Ve are here Zheneral!!! VHAT THE VUCK ISH GOING UN???
Me: (inside Ybbob's tank) We... *ahem* Ve have your Zheneral! Shurrender and die!!!
Captain: Iznt it shupposed to ve shurrender... OR die??
Me: Nut vith me!!
EA: Nice one, Trev!!
Me: SHHHHHHH!! *punch*
EA: Owww!!!
*SHOWDOWN*
Captain: Ve vill not leave our Zheneral vehind!!!!!!
Captain: FOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *cannon fire*
*BOOOOOMMMM*
Me: Ha ha!! Zhe tank ish bullet und ekusplosion proof!!! Ha ha ha!!!
Captain: Ve vill not zurrender!! FOYAAA!!! FOYAAA!! *cannon fire*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!*
Me: Ohhhh, svastika, ohhhhh, svastika, hmmm hmm... hmm.. hmm..
Captain: Zhou are Nazis!!! Ve vill destroy you at all custs!!! Even iv zhe Zheneral dies!! FOYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Me: Here ish shome more vor you. HERR HITLER!!!!!
Captain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU ARE INVIDELS!! RETREAT!!!!!
*panzer division retreats*
*SHOWDOWN ENDS*
EA: OHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!! WHOS YO DADDY... VITCH???
Me: Ha ha ha.
Ybbob: *wakes up* HEY YOU!!!
Me: EA!!
EA: I know what you're thinking!!! *laugh*
*EA shoves Ybbob into the barrel*
Me: Three, two, one!!!!
EA: FOYAAAAAAA!!!!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!*
Ybbob: *flies into the sky* NOOOOO! I'll get you vor zis, shvuls!!!
Me: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Good luck in rehab!!!
EA: Well, I never got enough sleep after all, huh?
Me: Yep. Let's go home.
The real Besa: YO!! Ah only had like too lines, foo!
The real Me: Read the author's note, you nigger-immatater.
The real Besa: None of sense, yo!! Ah am a nigger, AT HEART!!!
The real Thomas: I bet you just want to be cool.
The real Me: Uhhh, asshole. Sneak peek.
The real Thomas: Yeah, yeah.
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Thomas: What are you talking about?
Me: You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
Bobby: Are you really THAT stupid?
Thomas: Huh?
Ranma: Good luck, and good bye!!!
EA: Yeah. You are DOOMED, man.
Me: Yeah. You were such a dumbass. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES???
Ranma: Well, see you at the funeral guys.
Bobby: I wonder what Thomas will look like after he's dead?
Akane: Guys?
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SHE'S HERE!!!
EA: Quick, Thomas!! SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!
Me: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Akane: Thomas-kun!!!!
Thomas: SHITTTTT!!!
Akane: *vein pops out of head* You guys better be not talking about THIS!!! *removes cloth*
Thomas: SHIIITTT!!!! NOOOoOooooooOOOOOOoOoO!! Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit!!!!
EA and Me: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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The real Bobby: Hey. You added a line.
The real Me: No I didn't.
The real Bobby: Yes you did.
The real Me: No I didn't
The real Bobby: *pulls out Benelli super 90* YES you did.
*ring ring*
The real Me: Huh what's that?
The real Bobby: Don't change the subject.
*ring ring*
The real Me: Hello?
Miyu: HI!!!!
The real Me: ...................you again.
The real Bobby: *pulls trigger*
*OFF THE AIR*