Hey, thanks to people who reveiwed! I really appreciate it!
- Kimmy Nagasaki: Queen of Games - Thanks! & no, you can't trust him.
- TheUnlovedOutcast - Thanks for laughing! ooh, armed chibi clones? They will take over the world!
- Liviania - Thanks, I think the dumbness is what makes people laugh.
- Bakura's-Gurl - um, ok bye!
- Metranome - Thanks. Imagine how scared I was when I wrote this.
- Aeolus the Soul Hunter - cool name Mai actually will be an employee' of Peg's. & Bakura will use slang, foo'.
- sailorstarlight4 - Thanks! ^_^
- Vintage Reztles - You recognized the songs? Wow, post your fic anyway - I would read it!
- AEC - Thank you! ^_^ Hmm Joey singing Eminem interesting
& now the second chapter
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Tea: Hey, that looks like
Tristan: Like the Kaiba brothers, but
Joey: But somethin' ain't right.
Seto & Mokuba walk down the street.
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Seto is wearing a nylon pantyhose leg on his head & a huge platinum dollar sign ($) around his neck. Mokuba has a beanie on his head, which is weighed down by the numerous gold necklaces he's wearing. Picture it. Interesting, eh?
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Seto: What are you chumps doing here?
Joey: Hey! No name-calling, you bastard!
Seto: What's this? The dog has learned to speak?
Tristan: *pulls out guns*
Seto: º_º
Tea:
Tristan: OK, OK.
Seto: So, why are you here?
Yugi: We're here for The Great Harlem Invitational Tournament. Isn't that why you're here?
Seto: Yes, but that's not my only reason.
Joey: Whadaya mean?
Seto: I'm a millionaire, right?
Yugi: Uh, yeah.
Seto: I made even more money with all my dueling technology, right?
Joey:
Seto: But I'm still unsatisfied with all my millions & billions of dollars, right?
Tristan: Yeah, I guess so.
Seto: $_$ And I love my moneyso very mu-
Yugi: Where are you going with this, Kaiba?
Seto: Well, I was just going to say that I've found my newest goldmine - my little brother Mokuba!
Yugi: What exactly are you talking about?
Seto: Let me show you. Introducing Ghetto Seto's' rapping protégé *dramatic pause* Lil' Kaiba'!
Lil' Kaiba: *starts to rap*
~I am number one!
Don't matter if ya' like it - take it, sit down, & write it
I am number one!~
Ghetto Seto: ~eh eh eh eh eh eh~
Lil' Kaiba: ~Now lemme ask ya', man
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner & three nobody remembers
What does it take to be number one?~
Ghetto Seto: ~eh eh eh eh eh eh~
Yugi: Wow, Mokuba! You've got skills'. Here, you deserve this. *Takes Band-Aid off his cheek & puts it on Mokuba's*
Tea: how cute.
Tristan: Hey, not bad at all.
Joey: Aiight! Pretty good, lil' dawg.
Seto: The name's Lil' Kaiba'. You're the dog, Wheeler.
Tristan: *pulls out guns*
Tea: Damn it, Tristan!
Everyone, including Tea: O_o
Mokuba: Tea said a bad word
Tea: I I can't believe I just said that.
Joey: Forget about it! I swear all the time.
Yugi: We know that, Joey. -_-;
Mokuba: Help me please help me.
Yugi: What's wrong? Did Tea hurt your ears? Is Seto forcing you to do this?
Mokuba: No, it's these damn gold chains! They're killing me.
Yugi: *takes necklaces off Lil' Kaiba' & gives them to Ghetto Seto' *
Seto: Sorry, Mokuba, I guess I got carried away with the thug' image. Here, just wear two of them. *hands Mokuba a gold $ and a #1*
Joey: Isn't Mokuba a little short to be a
Seto: He's taller than Yugi.
Yugi: *goes into fit of rage* Darn you, Kaiba! Stop making fun of my height!
Tea: You're mean, Kaiba! At least Yugi has friends, unlike you.
*dozens of gang members & fangirls suddenly flock around Seto*
Seto: ^_^ Ha! See? I have many
Tea: *severely embarrassed* ^_^; y' know, Mokuba, I'm going to be singing & dancing at the Apollo Theater tonight. Maybe we could perform together.
Mokuba: Uh, I'm more of a solo performer. Thanks anyway.
Seto: Sorry to deprive you of your astonishingly talented company, but we have to go. Lil' Kaiba' & I will see you around.
Everyone:
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