YAY! another chapter up.
Ive decided to just make this a collection of stories.
They will alll be pointless and one sided SoraxRiku.
love you, whoevers reading this.
* kiss *
--
We see dear dear Riku sitting on his beloved Paopu tree, staring off into
the rippling ocean of mystery, lost in his thoughts and dreams of life
outside of Destiny Island as usual when..
" RIKU!" a voice screamed out.
" GAH! " Riku fell into the ocean, suprised at the voice that came from
behind him.
Riku bursts out of the ocean, spitting out some of the salty liquid, with a
starfish on his head.
"DONT DO THAT!" he yelled angrily.
"BUT I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!!"
" O_O ahhH! fangirl!"
Riku fled in terrror up onto shore and ran for his life in some random
direction.(smaaarrt..)
"WAIT MY BELOVED!" the fangirl began to chase.
~~
We see crazy crazy Sora standing infront of a mirror in his bedroom,
wearing nothing but socks, his red shorts, and boxers on his head. ( bad
images..O_O )
"IM SUPER MAN! but alas, I need a cape!" he said, grinning.
After a few moments of rooting through his toy/clothes covered room, he
found what he was looking for. A red towel. He tied it around his neck, and
stood in a dorky pose, when...
"AHHHHHHH!" a girly scream broke through the air.
Sora ran to his window, almost breaking his neck over a little red truck in
the process. ( dont ask ) AND GASPED IN PANTY SOILING HORROR! There was
Riku, running across the beach towards his house, a whole herd of rabid
girls chasing him. He was the one who had screamed. O_o;;
" Riku! Ill save you!" Sora whispered to himself, eyes shining with
determination. ( aww how cute =O )
Screaming for effect, Sora jumped out of his window ( his house is two
story O_O )
and landed.....on top of Kairi.
Kairis scream peirced through the air as her spine snapped in two under
Soras immense weight.
The poor girl had gone over to Soras house to confess her love for him, and
had been standing at the front door trying to work up the courage to knock.
" oh!" Sora said, suprised. " sorry Kairi, but ive got to save Riku! no
time to call an ambulance!" he grinned sheepishly,and sprinted off .
" S...Sora..." Kairi gasped out, tears leaking from her eyes as she lost
conciousness.
BUT NOONE CARES!
Riku backed up against the wall as the fangirls closed in. He gulped.
Nowhere left to go.
Suddenly, he jerked his head to the side, eyes wide as he heard an
unearthly sound. The fangirls gasped and looked in that direction, too.
Sora was sprinting across the sand towards them,shirtless,wearing a red
towel around his neck and a pair of underwear on his head, masses of spikey
brown hair poking out of the leg holes and...uh......the other hole....you
know....in the front......ehehehe....holding a coconut above his head with
both hands. His mouth was open wide, the tounge hanging out from between
his teeth, and an horrid sound was admitting from his throat. "
AIIEEEEEEEEE!" Sora screech ended as he skid to a stop in front of Riku.
He brought the coconut down upon the head of the nearest fangirl, earning a
gasp from Riku and some screams from the fangirls of doom. " BI-OTCH-ES!"
Sora gasped out. " Rikus my man, so you can back off!" He said, his voice
taking on the tone of some horrid latin ghetto thingy..." what!? Riku, your
GAY!?" a voice screamed from the mass of pimply girls.
Riku growled " NO!" Sighs of releif filled the air. A girl stepped forward.
She had blue hair, and was wearing a green skirt with a white sweater tied
around her waist.
A grey tank top that read: ' GENSOU MADEN SAIYUKI ' showed off her bra
straps.
Her name was Myra, and she was the leader of the Riku fans.
" hey, mother fucking biotch," Myra said to Sora, " Rikus not down like a
clown with you, so get lost." A series of giggles and 'oos' erupted from
the herd of Riku fans behind her.
Soras eyes narrowed. " Oh hes down alright, bi-otch. Hes my ho, bi-otch. IM
up wit da hizzy,yo? yo'r nutin, skank." He stepped back, smirking.
Myra glared and the fangirls gasped, and a few mutters of 'damn girl, hes
good!' caught her ears. She growled . " You think your down, bi-otch? Im
down like a clown, Riku aint yo ho, you just a wannabe pimp. " A few
mutters of ' thats the best she can come up with?' also reached her ears,
and she winced. " that the best you can do, skank? Riku is soooo my ho, and
im more of a pimp than yo'll ever be, bi-otch. He doesnt want you sluts, so
go back to masterbauting to images of him." Myra gasped. " uh..er...WE'LL
BE BACK!" she screamed, and the fangirls disapeared in a tuft of red
flames. Sora grinned and spat on the dead body of the fangirl whos skull he
had broken with the coconut. " oh yeeeeah! you dont mess with the pimp, bi-
otch! IM SUPER SORA!" Sora went into a long,mad cackle.
Riku stared at him. What. The. Hell!?!
Sora turned around and grinned. " HA! I SAVED YO' ASS!"
Riku stared at him in horror, or maybe it was shock. or maybe it was both.
Sora winked and blew a kiss to him " so whats my reward, ho?" Rikus eye
twitched.
After a moment of thought, Sora grinned as normal gay insane 14 year old
boy thoughts occured. "how about-" Sora was cut off as Riku ran away,
screaming at the top of his lungs.
--
O_O scary, huh?
I dont own KH!
lawyers: good * implode*
anti sora: * is wearing janitors clothes* shit! not again! ill go get the
mop...*walks off sobbing*
^_^ heehee, Aros is so cute in that.
Anti-Sora: MY NAME IS NOT AROS! QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
oh yeah!?! * snaps fingers*
Aros: NOOOOoOOOOo! * starts to mop up lawyers*
Ive decided to just make this a collection of stories.
They will alll be pointless and one sided SoraxRiku.
love you, whoevers reading this.
* kiss *
--
We see dear dear Riku sitting on his beloved Paopu tree, staring off into
the rippling ocean of mystery, lost in his thoughts and dreams of life
outside of Destiny Island as usual when..
" RIKU!" a voice screamed out.
" GAH! " Riku fell into the ocean, suprised at the voice that came from
behind him.
Riku bursts out of the ocean, spitting out some of the salty liquid, with a
starfish on his head.
"DONT DO THAT!" he yelled angrily.
"BUT I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!!"
" O_O ahhH! fangirl!"
Riku fled in terrror up onto shore and ran for his life in some random
direction.(smaaarrt..)
"WAIT MY BELOVED!" the fangirl began to chase.
~~
We see crazy crazy Sora standing infront of a mirror in his bedroom,
wearing nothing but socks, his red shorts, and boxers on his head. ( bad
images..O_O )
"IM SUPER MAN! but alas, I need a cape!" he said, grinning.
After a few moments of rooting through his toy/clothes covered room, he
found what he was looking for. A red towel. He tied it around his neck, and
stood in a dorky pose, when...
"AHHHHHHH!" a girly scream broke through the air.
Sora ran to his window, almost breaking his neck over a little red truck in
the process. ( dont ask ) AND GASPED IN PANTY SOILING HORROR! There was
Riku, running across the beach towards his house, a whole herd of rabid
girls chasing him. He was the one who had screamed. O_o;;
" Riku! Ill save you!" Sora whispered to himself, eyes shining with
determination. ( aww how cute =O )
Screaming for effect, Sora jumped out of his window ( his house is two
story O_O )
and landed.....on top of Kairi.
Kairis scream peirced through the air as her spine snapped in two under
Soras immense weight.
The poor girl had gone over to Soras house to confess her love for him, and
had been standing at the front door trying to work up the courage to knock.
" oh!" Sora said, suprised. " sorry Kairi, but ive got to save Riku! no
time to call an ambulance!" he grinned sheepishly,and sprinted off .
" S...Sora..." Kairi gasped out, tears leaking from her eyes as she lost
conciousness.
BUT NOONE CARES!
Riku backed up against the wall as the fangirls closed in. He gulped.
Nowhere left to go.
Suddenly, he jerked his head to the side, eyes wide as he heard an
unearthly sound. The fangirls gasped and looked in that direction, too.
Sora was sprinting across the sand towards them,shirtless,wearing a red
towel around his neck and a pair of underwear on his head, masses of spikey
brown hair poking out of the leg holes and...uh......the other hole....you
know....in the front......ehehehe....holding a coconut above his head with
both hands. His mouth was open wide, the tounge hanging out from between
his teeth, and an horrid sound was admitting from his throat. "
AIIEEEEEEEEE!" Sora screech ended as he skid to a stop in front of Riku.
He brought the coconut down upon the head of the nearest fangirl, earning a
gasp from Riku and some screams from the fangirls of doom. " BI-OTCH-ES!"
Sora gasped out. " Rikus my man, so you can back off!" He said, his voice
taking on the tone of some horrid latin ghetto thingy..." what!? Riku, your
GAY!?" a voice screamed from the mass of pimply girls.
Riku growled " NO!" Sighs of releif filled the air. A girl stepped forward.
She had blue hair, and was wearing a green skirt with a white sweater tied
around her waist.
A grey tank top that read: ' GENSOU MADEN SAIYUKI ' showed off her bra
straps.
Her name was Myra, and she was the leader of the Riku fans.
" hey, mother fucking biotch," Myra said to Sora, " Rikus not down like a
clown with you, so get lost." A series of giggles and 'oos' erupted from
the herd of Riku fans behind her.
Soras eyes narrowed. " Oh hes down alright, bi-otch. Hes my ho, bi-otch. IM
up wit da hizzy,yo? yo'r nutin, skank." He stepped back, smirking.
Myra glared and the fangirls gasped, and a few mutters of 'damn girl, hes
good!' caught her ears. She growled . " You think your down, bi-otch? Im
down like a clown, Riku aint yo ho, you just a wannabe pimp. " A few
mutters of ' thats the best she can come up with?' also reached her ears,
and she winced. " that the best you can do, skank? Riku is soooo my ho, and
im more of a pimp than yo'll ever be, bi-otch. He doesnt want you sluts, so
go back to masterbauting to images of him." Myra gasped. " uh..er...WE'LL
BE BACK!" she screamed, and the fangirls disapeared in a tuft of red
flames. Sora grinned and spat on the dead body of the fangirl whos skull he
had broken with the coconut. " oh yeeeeah! you dont mess with the pimp, bi-
otch! IM SUPER SORA!" Sora went into a long,mad cackle.
Riku stared at him. What. The. Hell!?!
Sora turned around and grinned. " HA! I SAVED YO' ASS!"
Riku stared at him in horror, or maybe it was shock. or maybe it was both.
Sora winked and blew a kiss to him " so whats my reward, ho?" Rikus eye
twitched.
After a moment of thought, Sora grinned as normal gay insane 14 year old
boy thoughts occured. "how about-" Sora was cut off as Riku ran away,
screaming at the top of his lungs.
--
O_O scary, huh?
I dont own KH!
lawyers: good * implode*
anti sora: * is wearing janitors clothes* shit! not again! ill go get the
mop...*walks off sobbing*
^_^ heehee, Aros is so cute in that.
Anti-Sora: MY NAME IS NOT AROS! QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
oh yeah!?! * snaps fingers*
Aros: NOOOOoOOOOo! * starts to mop up lawyers*