Sorry guys for the looong update. I just finished the week-long final sixth
grade exams. It's summer vacation! WAHOOOOOO!! I'll be able to update more
frequently now! NYA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Oh, and watch out for my bud EA (a.k.a. E-Chan). He's gonna be a registered
author here. His fic is exactly like mine except with more hentai moments
and less of the humor. Also, watch out for my friend Bobby (penname: Erwin
Rommel). I think he's gonna write a fic this summer. Lastly, watch out for
Thomas. He's writing a fic now and he might be registering here.
I only own myself and every OC and evil twin. I don't own a certain someone's accent. I don't own the Swastika Song I featured in chapter 9 but EA doesn't own it either. I don't own the Ranma Cast and my friends. I don't own any of Thomas' or EA's or Bobby's or Besa's catchphrases. Why am I doing this? Am I in detention or something? C'mon! I need encouragement! REVIEW!!
Oh yeah... no offense to those Brits and Aussies out there. ^_^;
HEY! HEY! HEY! Fanfiction.net! How come my fic is not in your database? So that's why I'm not getting any reviews for the past couple of weeks! Even my friends don't review me! This chappie will rock da hauz and DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!!
"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 12: The Discharmed are nearly complete! AE is here!
The real Me: Well, what should you say?
The real Besa: ............Ahm sarreh.
The real Me: Good.
The real Besa: .............Biatch.
The real Me: Why you little fuck...
The real Thomas: Sorry readers. The master host is in a tangle right now. On with the story!!!
(THE STORY CONTINUES IN A SECRET PLACE UNDERGROUND....)
Rovert: SONS OF BITCHES!!! *blast*
*BOOM*
Ybbob: AACKK!!
Samoht: OW!!
Rovert: You have failed the operation! Even with just 3 of us, we should be able to bring those assholes down!!!
Samoht: We were obviously outnumbered, boss.
Rovert: AARRGHHH! You are all camel shit!!
*DOOR BUSTS OPEN*
???: Hallo thar moits!!
Rovert: *sour look* ...AE.
AE: Ain't to jumpy tah see yar old moit, moit?
Rovert: We ain't got anymore room for another asshole.... mate.
AE: It's moit!! Not mayt! Damn nuttah.
Rovert: You ain't one of us anymore! You're a traitor!
AE: Ah yeah? What now mush?
Rovert: Well, mush. Did you forget that bomb incident at the mall?
AE: I don't know what you're chantin' about, moit.
Rovert: Who dissed us, and left us all alone to die? Hmmm?
AE: ALL RIGHT!! Sorry moit.
Rovert: Heh...
AE: Sorry thar moit. I canut gaw when mah head bangin on boomshine there, mush!
Rovert: What the heck are you talking about?
Ybbob: Vlack zheep strikes egain!
AE: Who're ye callin black shoip, damn nuttah? I oughtta go snip on there olyphant of yars.
Ybbob: Dezhiphering mezzage..... vailed.
Rovert: Who told you to talk, Hitler worshipper?
Ybbob: LIZE!! ALL LIZE!!
Rovert: Yeah, Ybbob. Keep your second pair of pants on.
Ybbob: .....
Rovert: Well AE. What CAN you do for us?
AE: I was in down under in colly, man.
Rovert: Huh?
AE: College.
Rovert: Lucky bastard.
AE: I took in teaching. Got my master's roll.
Rovert: I see. Well I have a plan here just in case.
AE: Shoot me.
Ybbob: Zhat can be arranged. *pulls out luger*
AE: Easy there moit!!
Rovert: Quiet Ybbob.
Ybbob: Ja wohl!
Rovert: Well, we want you to be a teacher in Furinkan High School.
AE: Yeah?
Rovert: And I want you to terrorize it.
AE: Too good to be true?
Rovert: Ehh no. Anyway. I need you to terrorize, Trevor, EA, Thomas, Besa, Bobby, Miyuki Hinasaki, Ranma Saotome, and anyone else who gets in your way.
AE: *writing on paper* ....And anyone who gets in my way. GOT IT!!
(AT THE TENDO HOUSEHOLD)
Akane: BAAAKAAAAAA!!!
Ranma: Wait! It's not what you think!!
*Akane swings mallet*
*!!POW!!*
Akane: BAKKAAAAA!!!
Thomas: What's up with them?
Me: What did I tell you? It's all in the anime. If you watch it, then you'll know.
Thomas: Aw c'mon!
EA: Geez Thomas. Do you have muscles in your brain too?
Thomas: *punches EA*
EA: *flies into the air* NOOOoOoOoO!!
Me: Well Bobby ain't back yet.
EA: That shows him to call me the carrier boy.
Me: I'm hungry! WHERE'S BOBBY????
EA: He should be back from the restaurant, right?
(AT THE NEKOHATEN...)
Bobby: *running with the food* I AM NOT TREVOR!!!
Shampoo: *chasing Bobby* You forgetting dishes, Trevor!! I kill Trevor!!
Bobby: NOOOOOO!!!
(BACK AT THE TENDO HOUSEHOLD... WHEN BOBBY CAME BACK...)
Bobby: She was scary in the anime but this is ridiculous!!
Ranma: You don't know the half of it.
Bobby: I think I feel sorry for you, Ranma. But.. I don't!! HA HA!!
Ranma: Why you... *punch*
Bobby: *teleport*
Ranma: Huh?
Bobby: *kick*
Ranma: OW!!
Me: Hey... stop it guys.
*someone falls from the roof*
Besa: *falling* IT IS I!!! LIGHTNING GOOD-ASS!!
Me: Not again...
*!!!CRASH!!!*
Besa: And I have conquered the fifth continent of.... *falls asleep*
Me: Good-ass? Isn't it supposed to be dumb-ass?
Besa: ZZZzzzZzzz Who're you calling ZZzzzz a dumbass, fat fuck? ZZzzZ *zap*
Ranma: NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI!!! *faints*
Me: Ya missed. Hey! Where's Bobby?
Bobby: *in kitchen* This looks tasty. But it smells funny.
*bobby takes one lick of the soup and falls like a sack of cow shit*
Bobby: ZzzzZzzZzz... The screw goes in the hole.... ZZzZzzzzZZz
(NEAR THE KOI POND... TWO PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING...)
Thomas: I'm gonna kick your big fucked ass, EA.
EA: Not if I kick yours first.
*SHOWDOWN*
Thomas: Your ass is doomed, EA.
EA: Checkmate!
Thomas: NO! YOU ATE THE KING!!
EA: It was wide open, dumbass.
*SHOWDOWN ENDS*
EA: Isn't this fun, Thomas? Isn't it better than violence?
Thomas: It ain't fair! You can read minds?
EA: Now who said this was gonna be fair? *suddenly jumps back*
Thomas: *gets ready to punch* Damn! You did again you ugly fuck!!
Akane: What's up?
Thomas: AAAAACKKKK!! Don't surprise me like that?
Akane: *sits down* You have been here for some time now.
Besa: *zips by* NO SLUMBER CAN STOP THE LIGHTING DUMB.... I MEAN GOOD-ASS!! YEEEEHAAWWW!!!
Me: *zips by* Now, now, Besa. Don't let your charm get to your head.
Akane: *startled* As I was saying... do you guys miss school?
EA: Aside from the terrible food, the advanced lessons, the buggy atmosphere, the long school hours...... yes.
Akane: Well, we've been thinking. Would you like to go to school with us?
EA: *thinking* This is a dream come true!!! Going back to school with my buddies plus I'm with the Ranma cast!! It won't be boring anymore! YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!
Akane: Umm. EA? Are you ok?
EA: *drooling* This is gonna be fun.....
Akane: O....K.... I think I'll leave now. Geez he is CREEPY!!
EA: *still drooling* Ranma cast.... school.... oh yeah.....
Thomas: EA? Hellooooooo?????? Did I forget how to speak again? Nah that only happened when I was 3. BUT THE ODDS ARE ALWAYS HIGH IN THIS WORLD!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
EA: *snaps out of trance* Hey!! Easy on the eardrum, ass!!
Thomas: Thank goodness I still remember!!
(LATER THAT NIGHT...)
*everyone is eating*
EA: Say, Trevor.
Me: *eating* Fwat?
EA: Do you wan't to go back to school?
*everyone is silent*
Me: *spits food out* PTOOEY!! .......... SCHOOL???????
EA: Yeah. We're becoming dumbasses.
Me: As the boss, I...
The real EA: What the fuck are you talking about? Who made you boss?
The real Me: Obviously, I am the ONLY leader of this fraternity. SHUT UP!!
The real EA: Yeah, yeah.
The real Thomas: That's my line bitch-faced dick!
The real Me: Just get back to the damn story. I think I got a hangover.
The real Thomas: Here we go.
(BACK TO THE STORY)
Me: .......agree.
EA: YES!!!
Me: So we start tomorrow I guess?
Me: I guess so.
EA: Hey I have this really cool idea that-
(THE NEXT DAY...)
Me: ZZzzZzzZZzZzZZz..... no sir. The answer is..... ZZzzZzz
Thomas: WAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUPPP!!
Me: ZzzzZ ZZZZZZ!!! HUH? What the hell?
Thomas: IT IS A BYOOOOOOOTEEEFOOOOLL DAAAAYYYY!
Me: Why does it have to be like this every morning?
EA: How come you're always sluggish in the morning? You're like an ass after it shits. *kick*
Me: Did something touch me? ZzzZzzZzzzzZZz
Thomas: We can always use Besa.
Besa: I love doing this. *zap*
Me: NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI!!!!
Besa: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Me: *grabs Besa by the collar and throws him out the window*
Besa: *falls* AAAAHHH!!! *hits a rock and bleeds*
*!TONK!*
Me: *looks down* ...... Oh well. Anime physics'll save him.
Thomas: OH! I FORGOT! SCHOOL!
Me: Yeah!
Bobby: *reappears* So are we starting today?
Me: BOBBY!
Bobby: Good morning! *push*
Me: *falls* AAAAAAHHHHH!!! *lands on Besa*
Bobby: AH ha ha ha!
Me: Thanks for breaking my fall, Besa! Oh shit, look at all the blood.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Thomas: Who is it?
*door busts open*
Akane: You idiots!!!
Thomas: Yeah yeah.
Akane: We're gonna be late! And where are the other two?
EA: *looks down the window* Nowhere to be seen.
Me: *from the ground does the finger to EA*
Akane: Well just hurry up! BREAKAST IS READY!!! *shuts door*
*!!!SLAM!!!*
EA: Sometimes I wonder. Why is she like that?
Thomas: Breakfast.... I am sooooo hungry..... uhhhh.......
(DOWNSTAIRS)
EA: Seriously Thomas. Are you sure this world's not getting to your head? I mean really. Do you even miss the real world?
Thomas: Come to think of it.... yes. But I can manage. As long as there's someone I know here.
Bobby: Personally, I think I like it here.
EA: Oh well.
Ranma: You stupid dad!!
EA: Huh?
Genma: If you want it, take it........... from me!!
Ranma: No fair, pop! That fish is MINE!!!!
*the two zip by*
Thomas: ........Hey EA, Bobby. Is it always this exciting here?
Bobby and EA: *nod*
(AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE...)
Ranma: *in stitches* Well are you ready? I mean, skipping several grade levels?
Me: We can manage. Right, Besa?
Besa: Fuck you, raw fish!! Die in lightning hell, bitch!! *zaps the fish*
Ranma: ????
Me: Umm... sorry. We're not used to eating raw fish.
Besa: *faint*
Me: Whoops. I think he lost a few more pints than I thought.
Besa: *face is still on the fish*
Me: Besa? Heloooooooooo?
Besa: *still unconscious*
Me: Well... crap. Hey Kasumi! Can you do me a favor and take this guy to Tofu's? He looks bad.... really really bad....
Kasumi: Ara? Ok!
Me: Let me see.... 5 hours after midnight then 34 minutes... then...
EA: ???
Me: OH FUCK!!! Guys! We're almost late!!
Ranma: *big eyes* AAA!! GO GO GO!!
Akane: Well at least Besa doesn't have to worry about that *kicks Besa*
Besa: ZZZzzZz.....impossible to feel pain when shocked....ZzzZz
Akane: *leaves*
Besa: ZZzzZzz......now remember...Zzz...electricity is your friend...Zzz
(LATER... OUTSIDE FURINKAN...)
Me: Awhey shit man! We made it!!
EA: Hey Ranma, I'm curious... How the fuck do you walk on the fence like that?
Ranma: Well...
*someone hits Ranma with a bokken*
*!!!POK!!!*
Ranma: *sour look*
Kuno: HA HA! I will smite you, demonic Saotome!!
Ranma: I am waaay too sick of this Kuno.
Thomas: *cracks knuckles* I haven't punched someone in a long time.
EA: Yeah. Like a long time is just 24 hours.
Thomas: You want a taste of this or what? *raises fist*
EA: Whoa. Take it easy there.
Kuno: You all oppose me!!
Thomas: *punches Kuno* Would you.... JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP???!!
Kuno: *gets knocked into space* NOOOOOO!! I HAVE FAILED!!! I, THE BLUE THUNDER OF FURINKAN HIGH, TATEWAKI KUNO, AGE 17, UPPERCLASSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Ranma: *whistles in awe* That oughtta wake him up.
*SCHOOL BELL*
Akane: Hurry up! Trevor and Bobby already went in!!!
EA: Those threenuts!!!
*DING!!! DANG!!! DONG!!!*
(IN THE FURINKAN HIGH SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION OFFICE...)
AE: Thas ther moit. My appy.
Principal Kuno: Oh my Ga-do!! What is the meaning of "nutter"?
AE: NUTTAH!! IT'S NUTTAH YOU BLOODY PRICK!!!
Principal Kuno: Oh NO-NO-NO!!! Are you British or Australian?
AE: One for part, othah for the second bub if ya know what I mean!!!
Principal Kuno: Oh my Ga-do!! You sir are an idiot! Are you sure you want to be a teacher in my wooooooonderfuulll schoooooll???
AE: *points magnum* Shut the bloody hell up already!!
Principal Kuno: OH-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!!! You are hired!! Mr. AE!!
AE: You chirped that one in my thought boot, moit.
Principal Kuno: *thinking* This man is a 'tupid 'tinking infidel!!
AE: Now... to use my Charm.
Principal Kuno: Why the scary face??
AE: *scary face* You are under my spell, bloody nuttah....
Principal Kuno: *drool*
AE: You will do everything I say....
Principal Kuno: *trance* .....everything you say...
AE: NOW FALL ASLEEP YOU BLOODY GAY FUCKING NUTTAH!!!!!
Principal Kuno: *sleeping* ZzzZzzZzzzZzzZzZz....snip snip.....
AE: Now... when I twig my digits... you will go find someone...
Principal Kuno: .....someone....ZZzzZzZzz.....
AE: His name is Trevor.....
Principal Kuno: *wakes up* The new student??
AE: I SAID GO TO FUCKING SLEEP, PRICK!!
Principal Kuno: ZZzZzZzZZzZzzz......
AE: Now when you see him and his friends....
Principal Kuno: .....when I see him and his friends.....
AE: BLOODY KILL THEM AND KICK THEIR ARSES TO HELL!!!
Principal Kuno: ....kill....hell.....arses....them.....
AE: 1.... 2.... 3! *snaps fingers*
Principal Kuno: *wakes up* OH MY GA-DO!! I forgot something!!
AE: *wicked smile*
Principal Kuno: I am sorry teacher! You can teach the class now. I need to take care of something!!! *leaves*
AE: Well.... I guess thanks to Rovert for getting me a new job. But the fun part is just about to begin. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
(AT THE SCHOOL....)
Bobby: In all my time in the German Club I can only say... DAS DOOF!
Thomas: *face flat on floor*
EA: *walking* How could you not see that crack on the WHA!! *slips*
*!!!!TOG!!!!*
EA: OOOF!!
Me: *sweat drop*
Ranma: Man, we were almost late. I hope that freakjob doesen't show up.
Principal Kuno: AAAAALOHA MISTER SAOTOME!!!
Ranma: Here he is. He's the-
Me, EA, and Bobby: The principal. We know.
Thomas: The who??
Me: SHUT UP!!!
Ranma: Well excuse me coconutty. We need to get the homeroom. Now.
Principal Kuno: But you guys are late!!
Ranma: WHAT???
Principal Kuno: Now I will give you a grand punishment!!!
Ranma: Oh boy.
Principal Kuno: *takes out scissors* CLIP CLIP!!! Off with the pigtail!!
Ranma: Oh no you don't. *kicks Principal Kuno*
Principal Kuno: *flies into space* OH MY GA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ranma: Bye. And when you DO come back, give your regards to Trevor will ya?
Me: HEY!!!
Ranma: *runs off*
Me: ....D-D-DAAAGGHH!! *chases Ranma*
(IN ANOTHER HALLWAY...)
AE: Either set or empty mind I guess. Here goes nada.
*AE opens the door of his class only to find...*
Gosungkugi: Oh? Who are you?
AE: Have a little respect for your teach!
Gosungkugi: New teacher? You must be an idiot.
AE: *makes face* You are under my spell.....
Gosungkugi: *drops gigantic nail on AE's foot*
*!!!TOG!!!*
AE: *jumping up and down* BLOODY HELL!! YOU BLOODY PRICK!!!!
Gosungkugi: *snaps out of trance* AAHH!! Sorry sensei!!
AE: NYAAARGHH!! *eyes become red and body is engulfed in an aura*
Gosungkugi: *startled*
AE: Feel my wrath!!!
*AE focuses his mind power*
*Gosungkugi floats from the ground and flies out the window*
Gosungkugi: *falls from third floor window* AAAAA!!!!
*!!sploosh!!*
*Gosungkugi lands on a swimming pool*
AE: *pants* This is so not good for my heart....
(AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM...)
Me: Heyyyy Thomas...
Thomas: What?
Me: I heard the teacher is a complete fuck!
Thomas: Heh heh!
Bobby: Hey shhh! The teacher is here.
Me: Oh, the fuck? HA HA HA!!
AE: WHAT WAS THAAAAAATTT???
The real Me: FREEZE THE TAPE!!!!
The real Thomas: What now?
The real Me: Zoom in on AE's face!!
The real Thomas: Righto. *zooms in*
The real Me: HEY GUYS!! Look at him! Doesen't he look familiar??
The real EA: Huh?
The real Me: BOBBY! BESA!! Come here!
The real Besa: Wazzamatta, mah nigga?
The real Bobby: WHAAAATT?? I'm trying to play GTA Vice City™!!!
The real Me: LOOK AT HIM!!! Who does he look like?
The real Besa: Yeah yo?
The real Bobby: Kinda looks like... I KNOW!! He looks like-
The real Me: EA! HE LOOKS LIKE EA!!
The real Bobby: Huh? I was gonna say Darth Maul but what the hell...
The real EA: You stopped the story for this SHIT???
The real Me: Ehh hehh heh heh. I forgot why I had to stop it.
The real EA: Fuck you.
The real Thomas: OK! Back to the story!! Enough with the fuckfollia!
The real EA: Fuckfollia?
*BACK TO THE STORY*
Me: Oh you don't look so tough.
EA: Hey hey hey. Easy there, Trevor.
The real Thomas: WHAT THE??
The real Me: I needed to do it.
The real Thomas: Who authorized you to press the stop button!?!?
The real Me: Now I remembered why I needed to stop the story.
The real Thomas: What? AE looks like Darth Maul?
The real Bobby: I TOLD YOU!!!
The real Me: Shut up, fuckface.
The real Besa: Juz get wit' it, frick!!
The real Me: *cough* *cough* Hello Furiou$ $tyles, or whoever you are. If you are reading this, THANKZ YO!! Yo review like gave me a bitchin' idea!! Weed an' 'erbs an stuff? Datz a k001 1d3/-\!! 707/-\11Y da l3373$T, y0!! Thanks dude. I will use your idea for a later chapter, P3/-\C3!!!
The real Besa: Yo, Trevvy? It ain't fonny ta take mah personalahtay, foo!
The real Me: Heh heh. I couldn't resist.
The real Besa: Y[]u'r3 /\ f|_|ck1|\|6 81/\7C|-|!!!! $CR3|/\| Y[]|_|!!!
The real Me: ....wow! That must have been the sickest thing you said.
*audience applauds*
The real Besa: Thank yo my sons, PEACE!!
The real Thomas: Ok. BACK TO THE STORY!!!
*BACK TO THE STORY... AGAIN*
AE: *thinking* Hey... he looks like... TREVOR!!!
Me: Ha ha ha.
AE: You!!!!
Me: Huh?
Bobby: Ahh hah. Trevor is in TROUBLE!!
Me: Shut the fuck up.
AE: *walks to me* YOU!!!
Me: What?
AE: *becomes calm again* Please rise.
Me: Huh?
AE: Stand up, you prick!!
Me: *stands up* YES FU- I MEAN SIR!!!
AE:*stares* You are getting sleepy....
Me: *gets drowsy*
AE: That's right.... now if I twig my digits-
Me: *back to normal* What's that?
AE: Snap my fingers. NOW GET SPACED, YOU BLOODY PRICK!!
Me: *back to being tranced*
Bobby and Thomas: STOP!!
AE: SLUMBER, PRICKS!!
Bobby and Thomas: *fall asleep*
AE: Now, Trevor. When I twig my digits, you will praise me!!!
*AE twigs... I mean snaps his fingers*
Me: *bows* AE-sama!!
EA: Don't! He's just tricking you!
AE: It's useless.
Thomas: If his mind is strong, go for the gut!
*SHOWDOWN*
*Thomas punches AE*
AE: *flies and hits the blackboard*
AE: ....Arrghh.
Me: *snaps back to reality* Huh? What's going on?
Thomas: I'm gonna bust your ass, AE.
AE: SLEEP, PRICK!! *mind blow*
Thomas: AARRFH!!! *drops to the floor*
EA: Thomas! Why you....
AE: Now.... die!!
*someone flies in through the window*
Bobby: BESA!!!!
Besa: I am the Lightning Good-ass!!! No one hurts my friends!!!
AE: Who the hell?
Bobby: BESA!! NOW!!!
Besa: *lightning shock* DIEEEE!
AE: NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYAAAHH!! *faints*
Besa: Hah hah! The Lightning Good-ass is unstoppable!
Me: What's up Besa?
Besa: Hey guys! Guess what? I'm enrolled here too!
Bobby: Well whaddya know....
???: AE!!!!!
Me: What the???
*Thunderclap*
*Someone breaks down the door*
Everyone in the classroom except gang: AAAAAHH!! *runs*
Rovert: AE!!!
AE: *wakes up* Boss?
Rovert: You failed, AE!
AE: Wait! I can explain!
Rovert: Time's up. DIE!!! *blast*
AE: AARRRRHHH!! *falls unconscious*
Rovert: I gave you too many chances. Looks like I will have to take care of this myself.
Me: Guys....
Thomas: We know...
Bobby: We know...
EA: Yeah...
Besa: KICK HIS ASS!!!
Rovert: You're gonna pay!!!
Me: Besa!
Besa: Right! *zap*
Rovert: *jumps away* USELESS!!!!
Me: Bobby!
Bobby: Where I go, nobody knows. *disappears*
*Bobby reappears behind Rovert*
Rovert: Huh?
Bobby: YAA!! *kick*
Rovert: OW! Why you...
Bobby: *teleports to the gang*
Rovert: My foot!
Me: Now, THOMAS!!!
Thomas: TASTE MY FIST, FUCKHOLE!!
*Thomas punches Rovert*
Rovert: NYARRGH!! *flies and hits the wall*
Rovert: Now, you will die.
Rovert: Summoning from the hellish abyss...
Me: Oh shit....
Rovert: Awaken the darkest power... *evil aura*
*!!!!!!BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!*
*Classroom explodes*
*The gang gets blown out of the school and into the schoolyard*
Rovert: *floating above the school with AE over his shoulder*
Me: Aghh... Rovert.
Everyone else: *unconscious*
Rovert: You are no match for me, Trevor. The Discharmed are nearly complete now. You have lost.
Me: Never!!!
Rovert: Well, you will see us again. And by that time, you will finally be dead. Each and every one of you...
*Rovert disappears into the air*
Me: Damn you, Rovert.
Ranma: *running* Guys!! What happened? Your homeroom exploded!
Me: I'm afraid I have bad news, Ranma.
Ranma: What?
Me: There is a new member in the Discharmed. The teacher, AE.
Ranma: I knew there was something funny about that guy.
Me: Not only that, there is only one member of them that is missing.
Me: If they are completed, who knows what will happen?
Ranma: So Rovert kicked your ass again, huh?
Me: Oh shut up, bitch.
Ranma: It's 'coz I wasn't here.
(AT THE SWIMMING POOL)
*someone gets up from the pool*
Gosungkugi: Ranma... Saotome... I bet this is all your doing!
Gosungkugi: You will die!!!
Runner: One two one two one... *steps on Gosungkugi's head* OH!!!
Gosungkugi: *Unconscious*
Runner: Sorry!!! One two one two one two one two.
The real Me: WHOOOOOOOO!!! Chapter End!!!!
The real EA: That was a long and awfully painful chapter.
The real Me: Hurry up Thomas, I'm HUUNNGRYYY!!
The real Thomas: Yeah, yeah.
*click*
Computer: Syntax error.
The real Thomas: *presses button*
Computer: Syntax error.
The real Thomas: What the hell? The sneak peek tape is broken!
The real Me: WHATT???
The real EA: Sorry folks, there's no sneak peek for the next chapter!
The real Besa: PE/-\CE []|_|+!!
*OFF THE AIR*
Stratikeo: Ha ha. I am the virus Stratikeo. I infected the frat computer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. //SIGN.
I only own myself and every OC and evil twin. I don't own a certain someone's accent. I don't own the Swastika Song I featured in chapter 9 but EA doesn't own it either. I don't own the Ranma Cast and my friends. I don't own any of Thomas' or EA's or Bobby's or Besa's catchphrases. Why am I doing this? Am I in detention or something? C'mon! I need encouragement! REVIEW!!
Oh yeah... no offense to those Brits and Aussies out there. ^_^;
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"Survive with only Your Clothes and Your Charm" by dacop
Chapter 12: The Discharmed are nearly complete! AE is here!
The real Me: Well, what should you say?
The real Besa: ............Ahm sarreh.
The real Me: Good.
The real Besa: .............Biatch.
The real Me: Why you little fuck...
The real Thomas: Sorry readers. The master host is in a tangle right now. On with the story!!!
(THE STORY CONTINUES IN A SECRET PLACE UNDERGROUND....)
Rovert: SONS OF BITCHES!!! *blast*
*BOOM*
Ybbob: AACKK!!
Samoht: OW!!
Rovert: You have failed the operation! Even with just 3 of us, we should be able to bring those assholes down!!!
Samoht: We were obviously outnumbered, boss.
Rovert: AARRGHHH! You are all camel shit!!
*DOOR BUSTS OPEN*
???: Hallo thar moits!!
Rovert: *sour look* ...AE.
AE: Ain't to jumpy tah see yar old moit, moit?
Rovert: We ain't got anymore room for another asshole.... mate.
AE: It's moit!! Not mayt! Damn nuttah.
Rovert: You ain't one of us anymore! You're a traitor!
AE: Ah yeah? What now mush?
Rovert: Well, mush. Did you forget that bomb incident at the mall?
AE: I don't know what you're chantin' about, moit.
Rovert: Who dissed us, and left us all alone to die? Hmmm?
AE: ALL RIGHT!! Sorry moit.
Rovert: Heh...
AE: Sorry thar moit. I canut gaw when mah head bangin on boomshine there, mush!
Rovert: What the heck are you talking about?
Ybbob: Vlack zheep strikes egain!
AE: Who're ye callin black shoip, damn nuttah? I oughtta go snip on there olyphant of yars.
Ybbob: Dezhiphering mezzage..... vailed.
Rovert: Who told you to talk, Hitler worshipper?
Ybbob: LIZE!! ALL LIZE!!
Rovert: Yeah, Ybbob. Keep your second pair of pants on.
Ybbob: .....
Rovert: Well AE. What CAN you do for us?
AE: I was in down under in colly, man.
Rovert: Huh?
AE: College.
Rovert: Lucky bastard.
AE: I took in teaching. Got my master's roll.
Rovert: I see. Well I have a plan here just in case.
AE: Shoot me.
Ybbob: Zhat can be arranged. *pulls out luger*
AE: Easy there moit!!
Rovert: Quiet Ybbob.
Ybbob: Ja wohl!
Rovert: Well, we want you to be a teacher in Furinkan High School.
AE: Yeah?
Rovert: And I want you to terrorize it.
AE: Too good to be true?
Rovert: Ehh no. Anyway. I need you to terrorize, Trevor, EA, Thomas, Besa, Bobby, Miyuki Hinasaki, Ranma Saotome, and anyone else who gets in your way.
AE: *writing on paper* ....And anyone who gets in my way. GOT IT!!
(AT THE TENDO HOUSEHOLD)
Akane: BAAAKAAAAAA!!!
Ranma: Wait! It's not what you think!!
*Akane swings mallet*
*!!POW!!*
Akane: BAKKAAAAA!!!
Thomas: What's up with them?
Me: What did I tell you? It's all in the anime. If you watch it, then you'll know.
Thomas: Aw c'mon!
EA: Geez Thomas. Do you have muscles in your brain too?
Thomas: *punches EA*
EA: *flies into the air* NOOOoOoOoO!!
Me: Well Bobby ain't back yet.
EA: That shows him to call me the carrier boy.
Me: I'm hungry! WHERE'S BOBBY????
EA: He should be back from the restaurant, right?
(AT THE NEKOHATEN...)
Bobby: *running with the food* I AM NOT TREVOR!!!
Shampoo: *chasing Bobby* You forgetting dishes, Trevor!! I kill Trevor!!
Bobby: NOOOOOO!!!
(BACK AT THE TENDO HOUSEHOLD... WHEN BOBBY CAME BACK...)
Bobby: She was scary in the anime but this is ridiculous!!
Ranma: You don't know the half of it.
Bobby: I think I feel sorry for you, Ranma. But.. I don't!! HA HA!!
Ranma: Why you... *punch*
Bobby: *teleport*
Ranma: Huh?
Bobby: *kick*
Ranma: OW!!
Me: Hey... stop it guys.
*someone falls from the roof*
Besa: *falling* IT IS I!!! LIGHTNING GOOD-ASS!!
Me: Not again...
*!!!CRASH!!!*
Besa: And I have conquered the fifth continent of.... *falls asleep*
Me: Good-ass? Isn't it supposed to be dumb-ass?
Besa: ZZZzzzZzzz Who're you calling ZZzzzz a dumbass, fat fuck? ZZzzZ *zap*
Ranma: NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI!!! *faints*
Me: Ya missed. Hey! Where's Bobby?
Bobby: *in kitchen* This looks tasty. But it smells funny.
*bobby takes one lick of the soup and falls like a sack of cow shit*
Bobby: ZzzzZzzZzz... The screw goes in the hole.... ZZzZzzzzZZz
(NEAR THE KOI POND... TWO PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING...)
Thomas: I'm gonna kick your big fucked ass, EA.
EA: Not if I kick yours first.
*SHOWDOWN*
Thomas: Your ass is doomed, EA.
EA: Checkmate!
Thomas: NO! YOU ATE THE KING!!
EA: It was wide open, dumbass.
*SHOWDOWN ENDS*
EA: Isn't this fun, Thomas? Isn't it better than violence?
Thomas: It ain't fair! You can read minds?
EA: Now who said this was gonna be fair? *suddenly jumps back*
Thomas: *gets ready to punch* Damn! You did again you ugly fuck!!
Akane: What's up?
Thomas: AAAAACKKKK!! Don't surprise me like that?
Akane: *sits down* You have been here for some time now.
Besa: *zips by* NO SLUMBER CAN STOP THE LIGHTING DUMB.... I MEAN GOOD-ASS!! YEEEEHAAWWW!!!
Me: *zips by* Now, now, Besa. Don't let your charm get to your head.
Akane: *startled* As I was saying... do you guys miss school?
EA: Aside from the terrible food, the advanced lessons, the buggy atmosphere, the long school hours...... yes.
Akane: Well, we've been thinking. Would you like to go to school with us?
EA: *thinking* This is a dream come true!!! Going back to school with my buddies plus I'm with the Ranma cast!! It won't be boring anymore! YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!
Akane: Umm. EA? Are you ok?
EA: *drooling* This is gonna be fun.....
Akane: O....K.... I think I'll leave now. Geez he is CREEPY!!
EA: *still drooling* Ranma cast.... school.... oh yeah.....
Thomas: EA? Hellooooooo?????? Did I forget how to speak again? Nah that only happened when I was 3. BUT THE ODDS ARE ALWAYS HIGH IN THIS WORLD!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
EA: *snaps out of trance* Hey!! Easy on the eardrum, ass!!
Thomas: Thank goodness I still remember!!
(LATER THAT NIGHT...)
*everyone is eating*
EA: Say, Trevor.
Me: *eating* Fwat?
EA: Do you wan't to go back to school?
*everyone is silent*
Me: *spits food out* PTOOEY!! .......... SCHOOL???????
EA: Yeah. We're becoming dumbasses.
Me: As the boss, I...
The real EA: What the fuck are you talking about? Who made you boss?
The real Me: Obviously, I am the ONLY leader of this fraternity. SHUT UP!!
The real EA: Yeah, yeah.
The real Thomas: That's my line bitch-faced dick!
The real Me: Just get back to the damn story. I think I got a hangover.
The real Thomas: Here we go.
(BACK TO THE STORY)
Me: .......agree.
EA: YES!!!
Me: So we start tomorrow I guess?
Me: I guess so.
EA: Hey I have this really cool idea that-
(THE NEXT DAY...)
Me: ZZzzZzzZZzZzZZz..... no sir. The answer is..... ZZzzZzz
Thomas: WAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUPPP!!
Me: ZzzzZ ZZZZZZ!!! HUH? What the hell?
Thomas: IT IS A BYOOOOOOOTEEEFOOOOLL DAAAAYYYY!
Me: Why does it have to be like this every morning?
EA: How come you're always sluggish in the morning? You're like an ass after it shits. *kick*
Me: Did something touch me? ZzzZzzZzzzzZZz
Thomas: We can always use Besa.
Besa: I love doing this. *zap*
Me: NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI!!!!
Besa: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Me: *grabs Besa by the collar and throws him out the window*
Besa: *falls* AAAAHHH!!! *hits a rock and bleeds*
*!TONK!*
Me: *looks down* ...... Oh well. Anime physics'll save him.
Thomas: OH! I FORGOT! SCHOOL!
Me: Yeah!
Bobby: *reappears* So are we starting today?
Me: BOBBY!
Bobby: Good morning! *push*
Me: *falls* AAAAAAHHHHH!!! *lands on Besa*
Bobby: AH ha ha ha!
Me: Thanks for breaking my fall, Besa! Oh shit, look at all the blood.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Thomas: Who is it?
*door busts open*
Akane: You idiots!!!
Thomas: Yeah yeah.
Akane: We're gonna be late! And where are the other two?
EA: *looks down the window* Nowhere to be seen.
Me: *from the ground does the finger to EA*
Akane: Well just hurry up! BREAKAST IS READY!!! *shuts door*
*!!!SLAM!!!*
EA: Sometimes I wonder. Why is she like that?
Thomas: Breakfast.... I am sooooo hungry..... uhhhh.......
(DOWNSTAIRS)
EA: Seriously Thomas. Are you sure this world's not getting to your head? I mean really. Do you even miss the real world?
Thomas: Come to think of it.... yes. But I can manage. As long as there's someone I know here.
Bobby: Personally, I think I like it here.
EA: Oh well.
Ranma: You stupid dad!!
EA: Huh?
Genma: If you want it, take it........... from me!!
Ranma: No fair, pop! That fish is MINE!!!!
*the two zip by*
Thomas: ........Hey EA, Bobby. Is it always this exciting here?
Bobby and EA: *nod*
(AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE...)
Ranma: *in stitches* Well are you ready? I mean, skipping several grade levels?
Me: We can manage. Right, Besa?
Besa: Fuck you, raw fish!! Die in lightning hell, bitch!! *zaps the fish*
Ranma: ????
Me: Umm... sorry. We're not used to eating raw fish.
Besa: *faint*
Me: Whoops. I think he lost a few more pints than I thought.
Besa: *face is still on the fish*
Me: Besa? Heloooooooooo?
Besa: *still unconscious*
Me: Well... crap. Hey Kasumi! Can you do me a favor and take this guy to Tofu's? He looks bad.... really really bad....
Kasumi: Ara? Ok!
Me: Let me see.... 5 hours after midnight then 34 minutes... then...
EA: ???
Me: OH FUCK!!! Guys! We're almost late!!
Ranma: *big eyes* AAA!! GO GO GO!!
Akane: Well at least Besa doesn't have to worry about that *kicks Besa*
Besa: ZZZzzZz.....impossible to feel pain when shocked....ZzzZz
Akane: *leaves*
Besa: ZZzzZzz......now remember...Zzz...electricity is your friend...Zzz
(LATER... OUTSIDE FURINKAN...)
Me: Awhey shit man! We made it!!
EA: Hey Ranma, I'm curious... How the fuck do you walk on the fence like that?
Ranma: Well...
*someone hits Ranma with a bokken*
*!!!POK!!!*
Ranma: *sour look*
Kuno: HA HA! I will smite you, demonic Saotome!!
Ranma: I am waaay too sick of this Kuno.
Thomas: *cracks knuckles* I haven't punched someone in a long time.
EA: Yeah. Like a long time is just 24 hours.
Thomas: You want a taste of this or what? *raises fist*
EA: Whoa. Take it easy there.
Kuno: You all oppose me!!
Thomas: *punches Kuno* Would you.... JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP???!!
Kuno: *gets knocked into space* NOOOOOO!! I HAVE FAILED!!! I, THE BLUE THUNDER OF FURINKAN HIGH, TATEWAKI KUNO, AGE 17, UPPERCLASSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Ranma: *whistles in awe* That oughtta wake him up.
*SCHOOL BELL*
Akane: Hurry up! Trevor and Bobby already went in!!!
EA: Those threenuts!!!
*DING!!! DANG!!! DONG!!!*
(IN THE FURINKAN HIGH SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION OFFICE...)
AE: Thas ther moit. My appy.
Principal Kuno: Oh my Ga-do!! What is the meaning of "nutter"?
AE: NUTTAH!! IT'S NUTTAH YOU BLOODY PRICK!!!
Principal Kuno: Oh NO-NO-NO!!! Are you British or Australian?
AE: One for part, othah for the second bub if ya know what I mean!!!
Principal Kuno: Oh my Ga-do!! You sir are an idiot! Are you sure you want to be a teacher in my wooooooonderfuulll schoooooll???
AE: *points magnum* Shut the bloody hell up already!!
Principal Kuno: OH-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!!! You are hired!! Mr. AE!!
AE: You chirped that one in my thought boot, moit.
Principal Kuno: *thinking* This man is a 'tupid 'tinking infidel!!
AE: Now... to use my Charm.
Principal Kuno: Why the scary face??
AE: *scary face* You are under my spell, bloody nuttah....
Principal Kuno: *drool*
AE: You will do everything I say....
Principal Kuno: *trance* .....everything you say...
AE: NOW FALL ASLEEP YOU BLOODY GAY FUCKING NUTTAH!!!!!
Principal Kuno: *sleeping* ZzzZzzZzzzZzzZzZz....snip snip.....
AE: Now... when I twig my digits... you will go find someone...
Principal Kuno: .....someone....ZZzzZzZzz.....
AE: His name is Trevor.....
Principal Kuno: *wakes up* The new student??
AE: I SAID GO TO FUCKING SLEEP, PRICK!!
Principal Kuno: ZZzZzZzZZzZzzz......
AE: Now when you see him and his friends....
Principal Kuno: .....when I see him and his friends.....
AE: BLOODY KILL THEM AND KICK THEIR ARSES TO HELL!!!
Principal Kuno: ....kill....hell.....arses....them.....
AE: 1.... 2.... 3! *snaps fingers*
Principal Kuno: *wakes up* OH MY GA-DO!! I forgot something!!
AE: *wicked smile*
Principal Kuno: I am sorry teacher! You can teach the class now. I need to take care of something!!! *leaves*
AE: Well.... I guess thanks to Rovert for getting me a new job. But the fun part is just about to begin. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
(AT THE SCHOOL....)
Bobby: In all my time in the German Club I can only say... DAS DOOF!
Thomas: *face flat on floor*
EA: *walking* How could you not see that crack on the WHA!! *slips*
*!!!!TOG!!!!*
EA: OOOF!!
Me: *sweat drop*
Ranma: Man, we were almost late. I hope that freakjob doesen't show up.
Principal Kuno: AAAAALOHA MISTER SAOTOME!!!
Ranma: Here he is. He's the-
Me, EA, and Bobby: The principal. We know.
Thomas: The who??
Me: SHUT UP!!!
Ranma: Well excuse me coconutty. We need to get the homeroom. Now.
Principal Kuno: But you guys are late!!
Ranma: WHAT???
Principal Kuno: Now I will give you a grand punishment!!!
Ranma: Oh boy.
Principal Kuno: *takes out scissors* CLIP CLIP!!! Off with the pigtail!!
Ranma: Oh no you don't. *kicks Principal Kuno*
Principal Kuno: *flies into space* OH MY GA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ranma: Bye. And when you DO come back, give your regards to Trevor will ya?
Me: HEY!!!
Ranma: *runs off*
Me: ....D-D-DAAAGGHH!! *chases Ranma*
(IN ANOTHER HALLWAY...)
AE: Either set or empty mind I guess. Here goes nada.
*AE opens the door of his class only to find...*
Gosungkugi: Oh? Who are you?
AE: Have a little respect for your teach!
Gosungkugi: New teacher? You must be an idiot.
AE: *makes face* You are under my spell.....
Gosungkugi: *drops gigantic nail on AE's foot*
*!!!TOG!!!*
AE: *jumping up and down* BLOODY HELL!! YOU BLOODY PRICK!!!!
Gosungkugi: *snaps out of trance* AAHH!! Sorry sensei!!
AE: NYAAARGHH!! *eyes become red and body is engulfed in an aura*
Gosungkugi: *startled*
AE: Feel my wrath!!!
*AE focuses his mind power*
*Gosungkugi floats from the ground and flies out the window*
Gosungkugi: *falls from third floor window* AAAAA!!!!
*!!sploosh!!*
*Gosungkugi lands on a swimming pool*
AE: *pants* This is so not good for my heart....
(AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM...)
Me: Heyyyy Thomas...
Thomas: What?
Me: I heard the teacher is a complete fuck!
Thomas: Heh heh!
Bobby: Hey shhh! The teacher is here.
Me: Oh, the fuck? HA HA HA!!
AE: WHAT WAS THAAAAAATTT???
The real Me: FREEZE THE TAPE!!!!
The real Thomas: What now?
The real Me: Zoom in on AE's face!!
The real Thomas: Righto. *zooms in*
The real Me: HEY GUYS!! Look at him! Doesen't he look familiar??
The real EA: Huh?
The real Me: BOBBY! BESA!! Come here!
The real Besa: Wazzamatta, mah nigga?
The real Bobby: WHAAAATT?? I'm trying to play GTA Vice City™!!!
The real Me: LOOK AT HIM!!! Who does he look like?
The real Besa: Yeah yo?
The real Bobby: Kinda looks like... I KNOW!! He looks like-
The real Me: EA! HE LOOKS LIKE EA!!
The real Bobby: Huh? I was gonna say Darth Maul but what the hell...
The real EA: You stopped the story for this SHIT???
The real Me: Ehh hehh heh heh. I forgot why I had to stop it.
The real EA: Fuck you.
The real Thomas: OK! Back to the story!! Enough with the fuckfollia!
The real EA: Fuckfollia?
*BACK TO THE STORY*
Me: Oh you don't look so tough.
EA: Hey hey hey. Easy there, Trevor.
The real Thomas: WHAT THE??
The real Me: I needed to do it.
The real Thomas: Who authorized you to press the stop button!?!?
The real Me: Now I remembered why I needed to stop the story.
The real Thomas: What? AE looks like Darth Maul?
The real Bobby: I TOLD YOU!!!
The real Me: Shut up, fuckface.
The real Besa: Juz get wit' it, frick!!
The real Me: *cough* *cough* Hello Furiou$ $tyles, or whoever you are. If you are reading this, THANKZ YO!! Yo review like gave me a bitchin' idea!! Weed an' 'erbs an stuff? Datz a k001 1d3/-\!! 707/-\11Y da l3373$T, y0!! Thanks dude. I will use your idea for a later chapter, P3/-\C3!!!
The real Besa: Yo, Trevvy? It ain't fonny ta take mah personalahtay, foo!
The real Me: Heh heh. I couldn't resist.
The real Besa: Y[]u'r3 /\ f|_|ck1|\|6 81/\7C|-|!!!! $CR3|/\| Y[]|_|!!!
The real Me: ....wow! That must have been the sickest thing you said.
*audience applauds*
The real Besa: Thank yo my sons, PEACE!!
The real Thomas: Ok. BACK TO THE STORY!!!
*BACK TO THE STORY... AGAIN*
AE: *thinking* Hey... he looks like... TREVOR!!!
Me: Ha ha ha.
AE: You!!!!
Me: Huh?
Bobby: Ahh hah. Trevor is in TROUBLE!!
Me: Shut the fuck up.
AE: *walks to me* YOU!!!
Me: What?
AE: *becomes calm again* Please rise.
Me: Huh?
AE: Stand up, you prick!!
Me: *stands up* YES FU- I MEAN SIR!!!
AE:*stares* You are getting sleepy....
Me: *gets drowsy*
AE: That's right.... now if I twig my digits-
Me: *back to normal* What's that?
AE: Snap my fingers. NOW GET SPACED, YOU BLOODY PRICK!!
Me: *back to being tranced*
Bobby and Thomas: STOP!!
AE: SLUMBER, PRICKS!!
Bobby and Thomas: *fall asleep*
AE: Now, Trevor. When I twig my digits, you will praise me!!!
*AE twigs... I mean snaps his fingers*
Me: *bows* AE-sama!!
EA: Don't! He's just tricking you!
AE: It's useless.
Thomas: If his mind is strong, go for the gut!
*SHOWDOWN*
*Thomas punches AE*
AE: *flies and hits the blackboard*
AE: ....Arrghh.
Me: *snaps back to reality* Huh? What's going on?
Thomas: I'm gonna bust your ass, AE.
AE: SLEEP, PRICK!! *mind blow*
Thomas: AARRFH!!! *drops to the floor*
EA: Thomas! Why you....
AE: Now.... die!!
*someone flies in through the window*
Bobby: BESA!!!!
Besa: I am the Lightning Good-ass!!! No one hurts my friends!!!
AE: Who the hell?
Bobby: BESA!! NOW!!!
Besa: *lightning shock* DIEEEE!
AE: NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYI NYAAAHH!! *faints*
Besa: Hah hah! The Lightning Good-ass is unstoppable!
Me: What's up Besa?
Besa: Hey guys! Guess what? I'm enrolled here too!
Bobby: Well whaddya know....
???: AE!!!!!
Me: What the???
*Thunderclap*
*Someone breaks down the door*
Everyone in the classroom except gang: AAAAAHH!! *runs*
Rovert: AE!!!
AE: *wakes up* Boss?
Rovert: You failed, AE!
AE: Wait! I can explain!
Rovert: Time's up. DIE!!! *blast*
AE: AARRRRHHH!! *falls unconscious*
Rovert: I gave you too many chances. Looks like I will have to take care of this myself.
Me: Guys....
Thomas: We know...
Bobby: We know...
EA: Yeah...
Besa: KICK HIS ASS!!!
Rovert: You're gonna pay!!!
Me: Besa!
Besa: Right! *zap*
Rovert: *jumps away* USELESS!!!!
Me: Bobby!
Bobby: Where I go, nobody knows. *disappears*
*Bobby reappears behind Rovert*
Rovert: Huh?
Bobby: YAA!! *kick*
Rovert: OW! Why you...
Bobby: *teleports to the gang*
Rovert: My foot!
Me: Now, THOMAS!!!
Thomas: TASTE MY FIST, FUCKHOLE!!
*Thomas punches Rovert*
Rovert: NYARRGH!! *flies and hits the wall*
Rovert: Now, you will die.
Rovert: Summoning from the hellish abyss...
Me: Oh shit....
Rovert: Awaken the darkest power... *evil aura*
*!!!!!!BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!*
*Classroom explodes*
*The gang gets blown out of the school and into the schoolyard*
Rovert: *floating above the school with AE over his shoulder*
Me: Aghh... Rovert.
Everyone else: *unconscious*
Rovert: You are no match for me, Trevor. The Discharmed are nearly complete now. You have lost.
Me: Never!!!
Rovert: Well, you will see us again. And by that time, you will finally be dead. Each and every one of you...
*Rovert disappears into the air*
Me: Damn you, Rovert.
Ranma: *running* Guys!! What happened? Your homeroom exploded!
Me: I'm afraid I have bad news, Ranma.
Ranma: What?
Me: There is a new member in the Discharmed. The teacher, AE.
Ranma: I knew there was something funny about that guy.
Me: Not only that, there is only one member of them that is missing.
Me: If they are completed, who knows what will happen?
Ranma: So Rovert kicked your ass again, huh?
Me: Oh shut up, bitch.
Ranma: It's 'coz I wasn't here.
(AT THE SWIMMING POOL)
*someone gets up from the pool*
Gosungkugi: Ranma... Saotome... I bet this is all your doing!
Gosungkugi: You will die!!!
Runner: One two one two one... *steps on Gosungkugi's head* OH!!!
Gosungkugi: *Unconscious*
Runner: Sorry!!! One two one two one two one two.
The real Me: WHOOOOOOOO!!! Chapter End!!!!
The real EA: That was a long and awfully painful chapter.
The real Me: Hurry up Thomas, I'm HUUNNGRYYY!!
The real Thomas: Yeah, yeah.
*click*
Computer: Syntax error.
The real Thomas: *presses button*
Computer: Syntax error.
The real Thomas: What the hell? The sneak peek tape is broken!
The real Me: WHATT???
The real EA: Sorry folks, there's no sneak peek for the next chapter!
The real Besa: PE/-\CE []|_|+!!
*OFF THE AIR*
Stratikeo: Ha ha. I am the virus Stratikeo. I infected the frat computer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. //SIGN.