Metranome: Thank you, Metranome-sama! Ooh, where can I join the church of Malikism? Mmm thanks for the cookie - you have one, too. Bakura had a happy little adventure, yes. Yay! You must convince an art buddy to draw Bakura's picture, & send it to me! That would be awesome! Thanks for reviewing! ^_^
Selena: Thank you!
Daisy-chan*Mistress of Evil: Thanks! Corruption! Hmm interesting Serenity description. Nice slang, too! Get ready for Pegasus! ^_^
Liviania: Thanks for the slang spelling tip!
Natacha*aka Nastasia: Did I spell your name right this time? I know how da sugar can be. ^_^ Thanks a lot for your suggizzles! You are quite fluent in Snoop's lingo be proud! I'll e-mizzle you if I use your name translations. Thanks! ^_^
KaibaChick13: I forgot to mention cool name! Thank you so much! ^_^
Mattitude: Version2: Hey, I'm a Jeff Hardy fan! (& Lita & Matt) Thanks for reviewing!
Bakura's Girl88: Thank you! You should upload. The Arena of Lost Homies' sounds hilarious!
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*Yugi, Joey, Tristan, & Tea continue to walk down the street*
*Pegasus saunters down the street, approaching them.*
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Pegasus is wearing a red velvet suit complete with a hat. He is carrying a cane & has a gold $ around his neck. (Are those popular, or what?) To get a mental picture of Pegasus, think pimp. That's right, Pegasus the Pimp'. Very scary, isn't it?
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Yugi: Oh, no. Look, guys, it's Pegasus!
Joey: *hisses*
Tristan: *pulls out guns*
Tea: Hey, I'm not a guy! (If you don't get this, look at what Yugi says.)
Tristan & Joey: -_-; Shut up, Tea.
Pegasus (in a wavering, somewhat queer voice): Tea may not be a guy, but I am.
Yugi: Are you sure about that?
Pegasus (in his normal voice wait, that is his normal voice): Oh, Yugi-boy! You are quite the comedian!
Joey: Hey, are you the one that set up this tournament?
Pegasus: No, but I must say, I am enjoying it!
Tristan: *looks at outfit* We noticed.
Pegasus: However, the tournament isn't the only reason I'm wearing this.
Joey: Whadaya mean?
Pegasus: Well, when I was visiting here a while ago, I noticed that some gentlemen were making quite a large sum of money in a certain line of business.
Yugi: What kind of business?
Pegasus: an adult business.
Yugi: Oh, you mean ho's.
Everyone except Yugi: º_º
Pegasus: yeah. Anyway, I also noticed that those businessmen & women were only catering to a portion of customers.
Tristan: What exactly are you talking about?
Pegasus: Well, let's just say that all of the customers happened to be straight men. They were, um, leaving out a certain group of people.
Yugi: Oh, you mean the gay community.
Everyone except Yugi: O_o
Pegasus: yeah. So I decided to start my own escort service for those, uh, guys that like well, other guys. Meet *dramatic pause* 'Pegsy's Playmates'!
*A dozen gay guys jump out of nowhere. They flutter' around Pegasus*
Pegasus: ~Pimp juice~
Pegsy's Playmates: ~Ooooh ooooh hooo~
Pegasus: ~Think I need ta' let it loose let er loose - let er looose~
Joey: *looks sick*
Pegasus: Our slogan is, Don't fear the queer, get over here!'
Joey: *throws up violently*
Pegasus: We're having a special right now. Would any of you be interested?
Tristan: *pulls out nuclear missiles*
Pegasus: OK, I get the point. Guess I' ll be going then. *saunters off into the distance*
Pegsy's Playmates: Toodle-ooo, boys! *skip after Pegasus*
Joey: *recovers from vomiting* That was disgusting!
All:
*Mai struts down the street*
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Mai looks somewhat like a ho'. She is wearing what she always wears minus the purple jacket. You know, the white top & the short skirt. Her hair is puffy, yet hard to the touch. Her lipstick is a nice bright red color. (And yes, I do feel like a fashion show announcer by now. Eww.)
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Yugi: Hi, Mai!
Mai: Hey, kiddo!
Yugi: *looks at her clothes or lack of them* Mai, have you become a ho?
Mai: O_o What? No, of course not Well, I was, but not anymore!
Yugi: Oh, good. But then, what are you doing here?
Mai: I'm a drug dealer, hon.
Yugi: Mai! That's illegal!
Mai: I know, but it's the only way I can pay for all my make-up & hair products.
Tea: That's outrageous! I barely spend anything on my hair.
Mai: *looks at Tea* I noticed well, I' ll see you around, then.
Everyone except Tea: ^_^
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End of fourth chappie! Sorry it's kinda short. Thanks for reading - please review! ^_^