^^ wheee! update update update!!!
Mrahaha. So, I am planning on raising the rating. For * censor * action. And no, that wasnt something bad, I just don't wanna give anything away! ^^ okay, it just * might * have been bad.
Also! Thank you so much for all your loverly reveiws! Also,Ealnar Vingil, thank you for the corrections! ^^
I kinda purposley did the miss Riku thing for a sad attempt at humor, but I spelt it wrong anyway! thank yoo!
Now.....ON WITH THE GOOP!
Riku: O.o goop?
Sora: HAHAHAHA! 'goop' spelt backwards is 'poog'! HAHAHA!
Riku: O.o
Anti-Sora: * reading monotonously from a sheet of paper *..and thank you,Rinoki Rio, for inspiring the haiku idea...*grumbles and shreds paper*
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It was a quiet night, and our favorite crazed 14 year old gay boy was walking across the beach, under the stars.
He was heading towards the entrace to the other side of the island; he was looking for Riku.
No, for once he wasnt looking for him to molest him! Well, maybe just alittle...anyway, he wanted to give Riku his haiku!
" Riku! Oh Riku! I like you.." Sora sang under his breath, one hand clentching the haiku, the other swinging optimisticly by his side. His inhumanly large shoes made big dents in the soft sand, which the tide( HA! I SPELT IT RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!) filled with water.
" ...and your puffy pants!.."
--
Riku ran into another palm tree.
" ACK!"
That was the fourth one this hour!!! He fell back on his butt in the sand, and stuff his fingers into his mouth, despatley trying to claw out the wretched week old demon.
Of course, he failed, and began to writh on the sand in agony. ( O.o;;; )
" AHHH!" he screamed, thrashing around in a flurry of sand and silver hair.
The taste was horrible indeed. He jumped to his feet and began to bang his head against a tree nearby, temporalily mentally ill because of the unfair drama of it all.
Kairi so happened to be walking along, when suddenly she spotted Riku.
She was just about to call out his name when he began to beat his head against a palm. She could only stare, in some sort of what the hell way. Suddenly, a crackle and a snap emitted from the tree as the base snapped from the inhuman force of Riku's forhead. Kairi didn't get to finish her pansy ass scream before the tree fell on top of her. Riku blinked, and stared at her, forgetting for a moment about his problem. A coconut rolled across the sand and stopped at his feet, splattered with blood. He blinked, and was about to pick it up when-
" EW EW EWWWW ITS SOOOOOOO NASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
- he remembered the thing as its taste filled his tounge. He bagan to sprint wildly across the sand, occaisionally jumping in the air and spinning, causing what would appear like a small sand tornado to someone alittle bit less than should be observant. Tidus perhaps?
Riku dove into the ocean, and took a large ammount of seawater into his mouth to attempt to rid himself of the teeth-clinging burden. The mixture of salt and demon doesnt go well. Twas even worse tasting. Riku spit it out, and felt light headed. " aaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh!" He screeched girlily, and began to swim as fast ( and crazily ) as he could away from the island.
- MEANWHILE -
Tidus looked out towards the ocean, and blinked in suprise.
" Hey Wakka! Whats that! "
Wakka looked also, and both boys stared at a giant spray of water that was going across the sea at high speed.
The blonde gasped, " dya think it could be a *shark*?! "
The blitzball weilder growled. " Not on my watch!"
He leapt into the air and let out a Norwedian battle cry. " FOR THE ISLE!!!"
-BACK TO THE ALBINO KID-
Riku was sputtering across the ocean, his eyes closed, as they burned in the sea water. Suddenly, when he was less than half a mile away from the island, he hit up against...*something*
He half opened one eye to see what blocked his path, but saw nothing. He shot forward- and was rewarded by slamming his head against the air. " OW!" he yelled, and looked again, only to find nothing. Slowly, he reached a hand out and touched the air. It was solid, like a wall....Suddenly Rikus inner child awakened- he had discovered something mysterious...something important, ma- all went dark as he was hit sqaure in the skull.
- woo -
"hey! good job Wakka, you hit it!"
Afore mentioned redhead smiled proudly. " Yep. in da head. "
- MEANWHILE -
Sora sighed. He couldn't find Riku anywhere! Man, this was even worse than that one time when they had preformed the Peter Pan play and he had messed up! There had been a spider in his shirt( twas actually lint ), and he had unfortunatly noticed just as the curtain was opening to begin the play.
- FLASHBACK ( batteries not included) -
Slowly the curtain opened in the slow cool way that curtains open.
The audiance was about to applaud, when suddenly a shirtless boy wearing green tights had run across the stage from behind the almost opened curtains, screaming, and had begun to run up the stairs leading out of the audotorium.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! * trips halfway up the stairs *
Audiance: O.O
Sora: * twitch *
- END OF YOUR MOMS COOKIES -
Yep. that had really sucked. Sora sighed again and was about to head towards the secret place when he saw the form of a human on the beach. He gasped. " ITS A MERMAID!!!"
- hee -( woah. prepare for ever so slightly non-stupid typing )
The first thing Riku saw when he opened his eyes was the sky. He sat up, and groaned a groan of a thousand groany-like-groans. Pain errupted from every area of his cranium.
After a few minutes of sitting with his eyes shut, he looked around. Apparently, he had washed up on the shore of the opposite side of the island. The sky was a reddish orange colour, indicating that it was considerably later than it was when he was swimming.
Wait, why was he swimming in the first place? Riku was much to cool to swim.
Then he remembered, of course, but before he could scream as he brought his tounge up only to taste the evil crust, something jumped him from behind.
" AHHHHHHHH!" Riku screamed in panty soiling terror.
" Riku!" said a familiar voice, " I didn't know you were a mermaid!"
"wha.....im not on menopause..." he muttered, his ears ringing.
He looked up into a pair of sapphire eyes.
" Sora,get the f-" he was cut off as the taste hit him again in the tounge.
" eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.."
Sora blinked. " whats wrong, loooover?" he said.
Soon, Sora was thrown off of Riku and forced to listen to his love complain for about a half an hour about crunchy stuff and balls and sad, pitiful things.
" ........and then I woke up here, and YOU had to tackle me and ohmygoshhhhhhhhhhh its sooooo grossssssssssss..."
Riku began to cry.
Sora stared dumbfounded at Riku.
Then, his eyes flashed and he grinned ebilly.
" Riku! I know how I can help you! " he said cheerfully.
Afore mentioned albino looked at him disbeleivingly, tears streaming down his face. " ...really?"
Sora nodded, smiling, and leaned forward.
The next thing Riku knew was that he was forced to lean back as his best friend pressed his lips to his and jammed his tounge down his throat.( * drool* ) Rikus eyes popped out of his sockets pratically.
" AHHH!" he said, after pushing Sora off him.
He could only stare at his friend, in shock.
Sora rolled in the sand a bit before sitting up. He made a funny face, a look of disgust flashing in his eyes, before spitting in the sand.
Riku stared dumbfounded at the thing Sora had spit out: the week old jallepeno cream.
Sora smiled at Riku perversley " so Riku, how are you gonna thank m-"
He couldn't finished as suddenly Riku passed out from mental trauma.
After a moment of silence, 14-year old boy thoughts began to work up in Sora's brain.
He was about to begin molesting Riku's unconcious body when suddenly the tide came in and out, carrying Riku with it.
The crazed Riku-loving boy stood on the beach, watching Rikus body drift farther out.
" Awwww maaaaan. "
He pouted his famous Sora pout.
--
O.o;;; WTF?
Anti-Sora: R/R....or she'll make me do things to Riku that heartless are not *meant* to do. * worried *
Aww, Aros, your not heartless ^-^
Anti-Sora:...........ARGH! I QUIT! * runs *
O.o um, watch out for the elec-
Anti Sora: * ish electified in the electric fence * @-@
I don't own KH or anything mentioned here! ^-^
Lawyers: good. * implode *
Hey Aros. Clean this mess up. ....Aros? O.o;;;;
Mrahaha. So, I am planning on raising the rating. For * censor * action. And no, that wasnt something bad, I just don't wanna give anything away! ^^ okay, it just * might * have been bad.
Also! Thank you so much for all your loverly reveiws! Also,Ealnar Vingil, thank you for the corrections! ^^
I kinda purposley did the miss Riku thing for a sad attempt at humor, but I spelt it wrong anyway! thank yoo!
Now.....ON WITH THE GOOP!
Riku: O.o goop?
Sora: HAHAHAHA! 'goop' spelt backwards is 'poog'! HAHAHA!
Riku: O.o
Anti-Sora: * reading monotonously from a sheet of paper *..and thank you,Rinoki Rio, for inspiring the haiku idea...*grumbles and shreds paper*
---
It was a quiet night, and our favorite crazed 14 year old gay boy was walking across the beach, under the stars.
He was heading towards the entrace to the other side of the island; he was looking for Riku.
No, for once he wasnt looking for him to molest him! Well, maybe just alittle...anyway, he wanted to give Riku his haiku!
" Riku! Oh Riku! I like you.." Sora sang under his breath, one hand clentching the haiku, the other swinging optimisticly by his side. His inhumanly large shoes made big dents in the soft sand, which the tide( HA! I SPELT IT RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!) filled with water.
" ...and your puffy pants!.."
--
Riku ran into another palm tree.
" ACK!"
That was the fourth one this hour!!! He fell back on his butt in the sand, and stuff his fingers into his mouth, despatley trying to claw out the wretched week old demon.
Of course, he failed, and began to writh on the sand in agony. ( O.o;;; )
" AHHH!" he screamed, thrashing around in a flurry of sand and silver hair.
The taste was horrible indeed. He jumped to his feet and began to bang his head against a tree nearby, temporalily mentally ill because of the unfair drama of it all.
Kairi so happened to be walking along, when suddenly she spotted Riku.
She was just about to call out his name when he began to beat his head against a palm. She could only stare, in some sort of what the hell way. Suddenly, a crackle and a snap emitted from the tree as the base snapped from the inhuman force of Riku's forhead. Kairi didn't get to finish her pansy ass scream before the tree fell on top of her. Riku blinked, and stared at her, forgetting for a moment about his problem. A coconut rolled across the sand and stopped at his feet, splattered with blood. He blinked, and was about to pick it up when-
" EW EW EWWWW ITS SOOOOOOO NASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
- he remembered the thing as its taste filled his tounge. He bagan to sprint wildly across the sand, occaisionally jumping in the air and spinning, causing what would appear like a small sand tornado to someone alittle bit less than should be observant. Tidus perhaps?
Riku dove into the ocean, and took a large ammount of seawater into his mouth to attempt to rid himself of the teeth-clinging burden. The mixture of salt and demon doesnt go well. Twas even worse tasting. Riku spit it out, and felt light headed. " aaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh!" He screeched girlily, and began to swim as fast ( and crazily ) as he could away from the island.
- MEANWHILE -
Tidus looked out towards the ocean, and blinked in suprise.
" Hey Wakka! Whats that! "
Wakka looked also, and both boys stared at a giant spray of water that was going across the sea at high speed.
The blonde gasped, " dya think it could be a *shark*?! "
The blitzball weilder growled. " Not on my watch!"
He leapt into the air and let out a Norwedian battle cry. " FOR THE ISLE!!!"
-BACK TO THE ALBINO KID-
Riku was sputtering across the ocean, his eyes closed, as they burned in the sea water. Suddenly, when he was less than half a mile away from the island, he hit up against...*something*
He half opened one eye to see what blocked his path, but saw nothing. He shot forward- and was rewarded by slamming his head against the air. " OW!" he yelled, and looked again, only to find nothing. Slowly, he reached a hand out and touched the air. It was solid, like a wall....Suddenly Rikus inner child awakened- he had discovered something mysterious...something important, ma- all went dark as he was hit sqaure in the skull.
- woo -
"hey! good job Wakka, you hit it!"
Afore mentioned redhead smiled proudly. " Yep. in da head. "
- MEANWHILE -
Sora sighed. He couldn't find Riku anywhere! Man, this was even worse than that one time when they had preformed the Peter Pan play and he had messed up! There had been a spider in his shirt( twas actually lint ), and he had unfortunatly noticed just as the curtain was opening to begin the play.
- FLASHBACK ( batteries not included) -
Slowly the curtain opened in the slow cool way that curtains open.
The audiance was about to applaud, when suddenly a shirtless boy wearing green tights had run across the stage from behind the almost opened curtains, screaming, and had begun to run up the stairs leading out of the audotorium.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! * trips halfway up the stairs *
Audiance: O.O
Sora: * twitch *
- END OF YOUR MOMS COOKIES -
Yep. that had really sucked. Sora sighed again and was about to head towards the secret place when he saw the form of a human on the beach. He gasped. " ITS A MERMAID!!!"
- hee -( woah. prepare for ever so slightly non-stupid typing )
The first thing Riku saw when he opened his eyes was the sky. He sat up, and groaned a groan of a thousand groany-like-groans. Pain errupted from every area of his cranium.
After a few minutes of sitting with his eyes shut, he looked around. Apparently, he had washed up on the shore of the opposite side of the island. The sky was a reddish orange colour, indicating that it was considerably later than it was when he was swimming.
Wait, why was he swimming in the first place? Riku was much to cool to swim.
Then he remembered, of course, but before he could scream as he brought his tounge up only to taste the evil crust, something jumped him from behind.
" AHHHHHHHH!" Riku screamed in panty soiling terror.
" Riku!" said a familiar voice, " I didn't know you were a mermaid!"
"wha.....im not on menopause..." he muttered, his ears ringing.
He looked up into a pair of sapphire eyes.
" Sora,get the f-" he was cut off as the taste hit him again in the tounge.
" eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.."
Sora blinked. " whats wrong, loooover?" he said.
Soon, Sora was thrown off of Riku and forced to listen to his love complain for about a half an hour about crunchy stuff and balls and sad, pitiful things.
" ........and then I woke up here, and YOU had to tackle me and ohmygoshhhhhhhhhhh its sooooo grossssssssssss..."
Riku began to cry.
Sora stared dumbfounded at Riku.
Then, his eyes flashed and he grinned ebilly.
" Riku! I know how I can help you! " he said cheerfully.
Afore mentioned albino looked at him disbeleivingly, tears streaming down his face. " ...really?"
Sora nodded, smiling, and leaned forward.
The next thing Riku knew was that he was forced to lean back as his best friend pressed his lips to his and jammed his tounge down his throat.( * drool* ) Rikus eyes popped out of his sockets pratically.
" AHHH!" he said, after pushing Sora off him.
He could only stare at his friend, in shock.
Sora rolled in the sand a bit before sitting up. He made a funny face, a look of disgust flashing in his eyes, before spitting in the sand.
Riku stared dumbfounded at the thing Sora had spit out: the week old jallepeno cream.
Sora smiled at Riku perversley " so Riku, how are you gonna thank m-"
He couldn't finished as suddenly Riku passed out from mental trauma.
After a moment of silence, 14-year old boy thoughts began to work up in Sora's brain.
He was about to begin molesting Riku's unconcious body when suddenly the tide came in and out, carrying Riku with it.
The crazed Riku-loving boy stood on the beach, watching Rikus body drift farther out.
" Awwww maaaaan. "
He pouted his famous Sora pout.
--
O.o;;; WTF?
Anti-Sora: R/R....or she'll make me do things to Riku that heartless are not *meant* to do. * worried *
Aww, Aros, your not heartless ^-^
Anti-Sora:...........ARGH! I QUIT! * runs *
O.o um, watch out for the elec-
Anti Sora: * ish electified in the electric fence * @-@
I don't own KH or anything mentioned here! ^-^
Lawyers: good. * implode *
Hey Aros. Clean this mess up. ....Aros? O.o;;;;