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Yugi: Well, we're almost at the Apollo. Let's get going!

*They walk down the street & enter the Apollo Theater*

Tea: I guess I should go backstage.

Yugi: OK, We' ll sit in the front row.

*Yugi, Joey, & Tristan sit down*

Joey: Hey, pass the popcorn!

Yugi: -_-; It's not that kind of theater, Joey.

Joey: Damn!

Hostess: Baby, baby, have we got a show for you! (If you've ever seen that show, you know what I'm talking about.) First up, baby, we have amateur night, where regular people perform, & you pick the winner, baby! We have three performers tonight!

Yugi: That's what Tea is doing.

Tristan: Here, man. *hands Joey earplugs & puts in his own*

Joey: Oh, thanks a lot! *puts earplugs in*

Tristan:

Joey:

Yugi: Shut up, I want to hear the competition. *slaps them*

Joey & Tristan: ¬_¬

Hostess: Our first guest is a singer. Please welcome Bandit Keith!

Audience: *claps*

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You don't wanna know what he's wearing no, really, you don't trust me! OK, OK, he's wearing tight, bright pink spandex pants & a black fishnet tank top. Picture it. Disgusting, no?
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Bandit Keith: ~I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night & day
Spread my wings & fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me runnin' through that open dooor
I believe I can flyyyyy~

Audience: *half applause/half boos*

Hostess: Our second performers are rappers. Please welcome the Kaiba brothers Ghetto Seto' & Lil' Kaiba'!

Audience: claps

Ghetto Seto: ~It's Seto in the place wit Kaiba
& I got what it takes to roc the mic right, yeaah
you better watch what you say around herre
cuz there's somethin' on my waist to make the whole place burn~

Lil' Kaiba: ~It's Kaiba in the place wit Seto
& I got what it takes to roc the mic right, yeaah
you better watch what you say to my face
cuz' I got what it takes to shake the whole place~

Audience: *claps, whistles, screams*

Hostess: Our last performer will be singing & dancing. Please welcome Tea Gardner!

Audience: *claps*

Tea: ~Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?~

Audience:

Yugi: I've gotta do something, quick! *stands up & starts yelling*
~It's gettin' hot in herre
So take off all your clothes~

Audience:

Hostess: O_o Alright, let's bring all our performers back on stage. Cheer the loudest for the person you want to win. Ready, baby?

Audience: Oh yeaah!

Hostess: Give it up for Bandit Keith!

Audience: *applause*

Hostess: How the Kaiba brothers!

Audience: *claps, whistles, screams*

Hostess: Tea Gardner!

Audience: *dead silence, except for two or three boos*

Yugi: *jumps up & claps loudly* Whoo hoo! Go, Tea!!

Audience: º_º;

Yugi: Heh heh *sits down*

Hostess: Okay, baby, tonight's winners are the Kaiba brothers! They will come back next week to defend their title.

Audience: *cheers*

Tristan & Joey: *remove earplugs*

*Yugi, Joey, Tristan, & Tea walk out of the Apollo*

Tea: ;_; *starts to cry*

Yugi: It's okay, Tea, not everyone gets their big break right away.

Joey: Yeah, & some people don't even get one.

Yugi: ¬_¬ *tries to cover Joey's mouth but can't reach* If you keep working at it, you' ll be a great singer some day.

Tristan: Or you could just stick to dancing.

Yugi: ¬_¬ *doesn't even attempt to cover Tristan's mouth* You did your best, Tea. We are proud of you.

Tea: Really? Thanks, guys. I'm so lucky to have friends like you. Friends that care about me. Friends that–

Yugi: Uh, it's been a long day. Let's go back to the hotel & rest.

All:

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End of story. Thanks for reading!

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