Yay! Thanks to all reviewers! You peeps' forced me to continue hope you enjoy! ^_^

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TheUnlovedOutcast: Hello! Are your eyes okay? Hehe sorry about the frightening image. ^^

Zoe-San: Thank you! Hmm Yamis heh heh. I'll read your ficciez soon!

WutKindOfNameIsThis: Exactly what kind of name is that, anyway? Thank you very much! To answer your questions: 1) They don't cuss very much because they haven't adapted to the ghetto yet. 2) hon' is pronounced hun' & it's short for honey'. Thanks for the cookie & the head pat. ^_^

XxAnimeSwtnZzxX: Thank You! ^_^

Chaos and Yami Chaos77: Thanks for reviewing & putting this on your faves list!

Daisy-chan*Mistress of Evil: Goddess of Dragons: Thanks for reviewing!
Joey & Tristan: No! Stop!! Okay, Okay We're sorry. -_-

Metranome: Thanks for the suggestions; I'll throw in some Egyptians. Ooh, blackmail = fun! ^^

Black Mistress: hehehe Thanks for reviewing! ^_^

Liviania: Yes, Tea needs anti-friendship therapy.

Air Ishtar: Thanks! ^_^

Darkness Princess: Thank you! Tea was going to dance, but she didn't get a chance. Hey, that rhymed. *easily amused*

IluvJouchan: Thank you! Don't worry, I'm crazy too! :) Thanks, Akibabbit.

luvRyou: Thanks! You drew a picture? I want to see!

Natacha*aka Nastasia: Thank yiz' for the revizzle. Here's the continuation. Smooches.

SaSaMi7: Thanks!

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Yugi, Joey, Tristan, & Tea walk to their hotel, which was paid for by the Apollo. They were supposed to get two luxury suites, but the suites are occupied by Ghetto Seto, Mokuba, & swarms of fangirls. The last luxury room is taken by Bandit Keith & his crowd of um how do I put this? Well, his err, fanboys.

Yugi: there's no rooms under the name Tea Gardner?

Hotel Manager: Nope. Did you make reservations?

Tea: No. You see, I was told that the Apollo Theater was going to take care of our rooms.

Hotel Manager: Ugh, not again *heavy sigh* Did you win, by any chance?

Tea: Well, no but I was still supposed to get a room wasn't I?

Hotel Manager: Sorry, but only the winner receives a free room.

Yugi: Then why does Bandit Keith have a room?

Hotel Manager: The fanboys paid for it. Would you like me to ask them if they would pay for you, too?

Tristan: O_o NO! I mean, no, that won't be necessary.

Hotel Manager: Well then, it seems you'll have to find another place to stay.

Joey: What?!? That's ridiculous!

Hotel Manager: *in an annoying, whiny voice* Well, I'm sorry, sir, but there's no suites here for any of you.

Tristan: Are you sure?

Hotel Manager: *sigh* Yes, I'm sure. They were both taken by a Mr. Kaiba.

Joey: hisss

Hotel Manager: O_o It seems your dog needs a rabies shot.

Joey: *jumps over counter & bites the manager*

Hotel Manager: AHHH! Back! BACK! Security!!

Five big guys in bulletproof vests bust down the door, ready for action. When they see what's going on, a look of disappointment flashes across their faces. One of them throws a spare shoe at Joey. (Where it came from, no one knows. Perhaps off his foot.) Anyway, the shoe hits Joey on the shoulder.

Joey: Oww! What the hell are ya doin'?!

Tristan: *pulls out guns, aims*

Tea: NO-O-O-O *jumps across the lobby in slow motion, reaching her arms out towards the gun*

Just before Tristan pulls the trigger, Tea knocks the gun out of his hand.

Yugi & Joey: @_@

Security Guy: *in shock* Th-that girl just s-s-saved m-my life!

Tristan: Not really.

Tea: ª-ª What do you mean? Of course I did!

Tristan: No you didn't. I ran out of ammo, so those guns were empty. I just wanted to see if you would really go that far & you did! With the slow mo. & everything!

He then proceeded to laugh. But this was no ordinary snicker. No, this was an evil cackle, usually something that only the great Malik was capable of. Tristan's laughter had been empowered by something fantastic: Tea making an ass out of herself.

Security Guy: O_o Oh well, it's the thought that counts. *looks at Tristan* I'll be leaving now. *runs away*

Joey: @_@ *shakes head* What the hell just happened?

Yugi: I don't know, Joey, I just don't know.

Tea: I'll tell you what happened. Tristan wanted to see me humiliate myself again! As if the Apollo wasn't bad enough. *starts to cry*

Joey: No, it was pretty bad.

Yugi: ¬_¬

Joey: What? Don't blame me! This all started with that stupid manager.

Yugi: I suppose you're right *A look of profoundness swept across his face.*

Prepare to witness a spectacle, the likes of which you have never see– actually, you've probably seen it many times. Anyway, a high-pitched woman's voice begins to wail in the background

Tristan: *pulls out earplugs*

A blinding golden light blazes across the room then it flashes the other way then it swirls around the room, doing a strange little dance, one formerly only known to privileged members of certain jungle tribes then–

Joey: Alright! Enough with the freakin' lights!

Okay, okay it finally settles behind Yugi's head, where it glows for 1.7 seconds. Yugi spins around & slowly opens his eyes

Yugi: Whoo hoo! I grew two whole feet!

Yami: -_-; What an entrance.

Yugi: couldn't I have handled the hotel management problem by myself?

Yami: Ha! Yugi you do not know these strange race of people who call themselves hotel managers'. You are inexperienced in their one-sided dealings. Not to mention their secret communication code.

All except Yami:

Yami: For example, when you reach for a mint from the little bowl on the counter if they pull the bowl away, it means they distrust & dislike you.

Joey: -_-' Sure it does *reaches for a mint*

Hotel Manager: *hops up & seizes bowl*

Joey: O_o Hey, gimme that!

Hotel Manager: Never! Never shall you have the sacred mints of paradise!

Joey: *lets go of bowl & grabs a mint*

Hotel Manager: NOOO! *turns to Yami* how did you find our secrets?

Yami: Oh, I have my sources.

Far away, on a remote island, an especially alert squirrel stood up at that very moment. He knew then that his life's work was complete. Now the squirrel could sit back & enjoy the rest of his days in peace, knowing that he, & only he, had decoded the Hotel Management's Secret Code.
Not only had he discovered the long-forgotten language, he had used his knowledge to help a pharaoh, a deed that would be well rewarded in the future. Squirrel or not, this was definitely something to be proud of. He climbed into a nearby tree & enjoyed the remains of a shredded coconut. Ahh, the life of luxury.


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End of 6th chappie! Well, that was amusing. Let me know what you think. Any suggestions are appreciated. Thanks for reading & please review! ^_^