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loismustDIE666: Thanks! Keep your sugar level high!

Black Mistress: Thanks! Enjoy the Mints!

Liviania: Yay! Squirrels rule!

Zoe-San: Thank you!

XxAnimeSwtnZzxX: Thank you! Sacred Mints!

christine: Thanks! ¬_¬ – The Shifty Eyes'

A girl and her muses: Scary & good? Wow, thanks!

Black Velvet Princess: Thanks!

Darkness Princess: GoD: Thanks, I brought some rope to tie Marik to the tree!
Marik: *glares* Whatever I'll get my revenge sooner or later.
GoD: *glares back* I also brought a penguin suit for him
Marik: NO! Anything but that! Ahhh!

PsychoSisters: Thanks! So you are the undercover squirrel. Can I have an orange bendy straw? ^^

DigiQueen-Sinceramon: Thank you very much. I'll read your story soon!

TheUnlovedOutcast: Ooh, thanks for the mints & the review! Squirrely dude says thanks, too!

SaSaMi7: Thank you! Of course you're in the fic. Don't worry about your homework - I'll tell Bakura to go burn your school down! ^_~

AkiBabbit: Thanks! The squirrel takes his language-decoding very seriously. ^_^

Indygo: Thanks! Your school sounds scary. -_-;

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These symbols: ~ ~ ~ mean that someone is singing.


* Thanks to WutKindOfNameIsThis' for the soup question idea! ^_^


* Thanks to AkiBabbit' for the Get Low remix!

Joey: You mean I have to sing that song?

Goddess of Dragons: It involves food

Joey: ^_^

GoD: Now to the story


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Even though they pleaded, Yugi, Tea, & Tristan could not get a room in the dispicable Holiday Inn. They might have been able to if Joey would apologize for biting the manager, but Joey was a proud, stubborn young man, so he refused to do this.

The hotel manager took one look at the large hole in his coat and sent them away. Not even the all-powerful Yami could compete with the wrath of an upset hotel manager, so they shoved the door open and stepped outside.

The Kaibas, however, were still occupying the suite. They happened to be on the balcony at that very moment, so they saw Yugi and his friends walking down the street.

Seto: Ha ha ha! Look at poor little Yugi!

Mokuba: That's more sad than funny, Seto.

Seto did not think it was sad at all. He had finally beaten his rival well, his rival's friend, actually. It wasn't really a duel, either Oh well, he could sing a lot better than Tea and that's all he cared about. Seto decided to play a little trick on Yugi & his idiotic friends.

Seto: Get ready to sing, Mokuba. ^_~ *shouts down the street* Hey, Yugi!

Yugi:

Mokuba: Ghetto Seto has something to tell you!

Yugi: What's that?

Seto: ~ We be chillin' at the Holidayiiiiin! ~

Mokuba: ~ What you gon' do? ~

Seto: ~ Me & my peeps want you bring two of yo' friends! ~

Yugi: -_-

Seto: Ha ha ha! ^_^

Joey: Damn you, Kaiba! Damn you and your clever songs!

Tristan: more ammo.

Seto:

*Yugi and his friends turn to leave.*

Seto: Wait, Yugi!

Yugi: What do you want now?

Seto: Well, Lil' Kaiba and I were going to leave right now, if you still wanted the room.

Yugi: *runs toward the hotel* Really? You mean it?

Yami: Be careful, Yugi! This may be a trap.

Yugi: *stops in front of the hotel* How the hell do you know if it's a trap?!? HUH? You think everything's a trap, Yami! Why do you always think the worst of people? What if Kaiba just wants to be nice, huh? What then?!?

Yami: O_o just trying to help *faints*

Joey: C'mon, Yug, you're dealin' wit Kaiba. Ya think he's gonna be nice to ya?

Tea: *becomes starry-eyed* Kaiba, do you really want to be our friend?!? ^_^

Seto: AAHHH! Get it away! Get that friendship-obssessed thing away from me! *shrieks and runs into wall*

Tristan: Poor guy. I know what he's going through.

Tea:

Tristan: Heh heh Did I say that out loud?

Tea: Hmpf! I don't know why I hang around with you guys.

Joey: Neither do I.

Yugi: ¬_¬ New subject *turns to Yami, who is on the ground* I'm sorry, Yami.

Yami: *regains consciousness* That's okay, Yugi. I just want to keep you safe.

Yugi: *hugs Yami* I know I appreciate it. I didn't mean to yell at you - I was just frustrated. Can you forgive me?

Yami: Of course, Yugi. I'll always be–

Tristan: Are you two done yet?

Joey: *throws up quietly*

Yugi: *looks around sheepishly* You people just don't understand!

Tea: I do! Group hug! ^_^ *glomps Yugi & Yami* (Joey & Tristan duck out of the way just in time)

Joey: Whew! That was close!

Tristan: Too close.

Yugi: *turns blue* a little HELP?!

Joey: I'm hungry.

Tea: *lets go of Yugi & Yami*

Tristan: We haven't eaten for a while. I'm hungry, too.

Yugi: Hey, let's go to that chicken place on the corner.

*They walk down to Popeye's Fried Chicken'.*

Joey: All right!

Employee: What can I get for you?

Joey:

Employee: @_@ W-what kind of f-food?

Tea: I'll have a chicken combo plate, please.

Yami: *points to himself & Yugi* We'll both have that, too.

Yugi: Ooh, can we share a drink with two straws? Huh, Yami? Can we?

Yami: -_-; Sure, Yugi.

Joey: *attempts to vomit, but there's nothing left in his stomach*

Employee: O_o what about you guys?

Tristan: I'll have the ten-piece chicken bucket! ^_^

Yugi & Tea: O_o

Joey: *stares at menu* Decisions, decisions

Employee: Perhaps you'd like to try our new super spicy special?

Joey: What's that?

Employee: It's a trash can filled to the brim with chicken, which is covered in the spiciest hot sauce ever created. Actually, this infamous hot sauce was almost used as a biological weapon in a recent war; that's how spicy it is!

Joey: I'll believe it when I taste it. I just don't know

Tristan: Are you afraid it'll be too hot?

Tea: Is it too much food for you?

Joey: I just want to be sure the trash can is sanitary.

Employee: Of course it is. It's never been used. ^^

Joey: Alright, I'll take it!

*They take their food and find a table*

Joey: *takes lid off trash can & drools* Hey, wait a minute. THERE'S NO HOT SAUCE IN HERE!

Everyone but Joey: @_@

Joey: *walks up to the counter, dragging his trash can along* This is unacceptable! What the hell is wrong with you people?!? I WANT MY HOT SAUCE, DAMN IT!

Employee: @_@ I'm s-sorry, sir. I'll go g-get it right away!

Joey: ~ To the windooooows!
To the kitchen!
Put some hot sauce on my chicken! ~

Tristan: ~ Oooh, yo' breath is kickin'! ~

Joey: ~ To all Tic Tacs: get back, get back!
To all Tic Tacs: get back! ~

Yami: ~Give him some Tic Tacs tacs tacs tacs!
Give him some Tic Tic Tacs! ~

Tea: O_o

Yami: Heh heh what? It's a catchy song!

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Meanwhile, at the Kaiba mansion

Mokuba: Seto, can I ask you a question?

Seto: Sure, Mokuba.

Mokuba: Why did you taunt Yugi today?

Seto: uh he deserved it!

Mokuba: How come you don't like Yugi, big brother?

Seto: How come? Well I I'll tell you later.

Mokuba: Seto, do you eat soup or drink it?

Seto: Enough of these ridiculous questions! Go to bed, Mokuba.

*Mokuba goes to his room and falls asleep.*

Seto felt bad about not answering Mokuba's questions. He wanted to make it up to his little brother, so he decided to answer the most important question of all.

Seto: Wake up, Mokuba! I I need to tell you something.

Mokuba: What, big brother?

Seto: About your question Well, both, Mokuba.

Mokuba: Huh? You mean both my questions?

Seto: No, no! About the soup! You do both - first you eat the solid stuff, then you drink the broth.

Mokuba: -_-; Oh. Thanks, Seto.

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Back at Popeye's

Employee: Here's your hot sauce! O_o

Joey: ^_^ Thank you!

*Everyone finishes their food.*

Yugi: That was good! Now I need some dessert.

Joey: *reaches for some candies in a tray on the counter*

Employee: *snatches tray & scurries away*

Joey: DAMN YOU!


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End of Chappie 7. Thanks for reading! Please review! ^_^