Title:
O MY GOSH! (Yes crappy title)
Summary: A.U. When Harry Potter's, relatives throw him out to the streets, when he was ONLY 2 years old. He has a long time to find out how to take car of him- self. But will the finding of his God-father change the whole way of his living? PLEASE REVIEW
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Harry Potter J.K does. So THERE! I don't own anything except for the plot. Thanks ( don't sue!!!
Little Harry Potter, came trotting down the dark, creepy alley way, looking alert as ever. When all of a sudden he was swept into a headlock by what looked to be a 12 or 13 year-old boy, with short, gold hair with the ends spiked and frosted like the color of snow.
"Ger' off me fool" Harry yelled with his strong street accent.
"Not till' ye yelp fer mercy" Said the boy laughing
"Yer be sorry!" Harry said also laughingly.
And that started the gigantic wrestling match. They were so into the present, that they didn't even notice the four shadows watching them. The first figure was a very tall man with a long, white beard and had an essence of wisdom about him. The second figure was of a cat-like nature, woman, with her hair tied back into a tight bun. The third figure had an exhausted look on him, with a slumped appearance; and lastly the fourth figure was a small quadruped animal. But much bigger than the average dog.
"Hey, who ther'?" yelled Harry, as soon as the hair on the back of his neck rose.
"No one to fear, I assure you" said Professor. Albus Dumbledore.
"I aint goin' stand here like some dumb arse" said Harry icily and started to run off
"Me neither" said the other boy named Arson
They both started running as fast as they could down the dark, alleyway. The little one (Harry) was running like a small jack rabbit, or even, some would say, like a bolt of lightning. This is why many called him, 'Lightning' or 'lighty'. The huge dog started running full speed toward the young one. Even the tall lady transfigured into a small cat and ran ahead to try and scout out where they have gone, just in case the dog (Sirius) did not succeed in catching him. But soon Sirius did indeed catch Lightning but he had a heck of a time catching him.
'God, he can really run!' thought Sirius huffing and puffing with all his might to catch his breath, but that's when he noticed that he wasn't in his dog figure anymore. He was in his regular human form, a man with long, black hair and a Johnny Depp like façade, cradling his God-son so hard so he couldn't get away.
"Ger off me 'fore ye r'gret it!" said Harry menacing
"Harry, Harry, calm down! It's me Padfoot! I'm not sure if you remember me, but-." Sirius started this all very fast but then stopped abruptly.
"Pad foot. Can't be! I thoug' ye was dead. Or sumthin'..." Harry said quietly and started to slightly hyperventilate and lastly fainted dead away.
"yo man watcha' do to 'im?" Asked Arson extremely mad
"He.He remembers me" Sirius said still completely shocked of the occurrence that happened minutes before hand. He was still repeating the same thing over and over again, when the others finally caught up.
"Sirius, you didn't have to scare him to death." Remus said bending over and waking Harry up with the small flick of his wand.
"Wha' the (Four letter word which I am NOT allowed to say) is goin' 'ere" Asked Harry wildly getting up, quicker than you could say horse-riding-is- fun.
"The dude knocked ye off ye feet." Arson said quickly, neither of the adults could understand what they were saying.
"Mister Harry James Potter, we've come to accept you to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I am Professor Dumbledore, that's Professor McGonagall (he said as she popped from her cat form), that's Remus Lupin friend of your fathers, and Sirius Black-uh another friend of your fathers."
"Whoa. Deep. I did't know ye name was Harry" Arson laughed "does tha' mean ye full name is HAROLD ha-ha" Arson "Ye' know it'd be real bad if ye last name was Dick" he said hysterically laughing
"Shut up," Harry said throwing a punch at him.
"Lighty!! Get out, they is comin' fer ye." said a female voice running through the alley.
"Who is?" Harry asked
"Who da ye think, the Easter bunny?" said the girl a bit snappish, she looked like a girl 14 years of age or younger and also dressed in a very ragged way.
"The cops, and Steve plus his dang cronies." said the girl in a fast manner. And with that she took off pulling the startled Arson and running smoothly with Harry. They were already out of sight when Sirius got up.
"Damn we lost him again. He remembered me. I don't know how but he remembers. But if he remembers me. then that means that he remembers OH GOD!!" Sirius exclaimed
"He remembers his parent's death" Remus said suddenly, looking after Harry, "and most importantly, Voldemort."
"Well we must find him, this very instant!" said McGonagall sternly.
"Runs too fast" Sirius replied "He's probably downtown right now." He said dejectedly.
"Well, then we must hurry up then." Said Dumbledore tiredly "It's entirely my fault he had to live this disgusting life, I must find him to apologize for my dim-witted behavior. Oh how I will never forgive myself." He said aloud, not meaning for anyone else to hear.
"It's not your fault." Said McGonagall briskly
"Everyone makes mistakes, Albus, you just made one absolutely forgivable. Right Sirius" Remus said.
"It's not your fault, Albus, but mine. I should have never switched Keepers, and I should have never gone after Peter. I should have, at least, stayed and took care of my God-son. I am a terrible Father figure. I sat in Jail for what? 9 ½ years, I mean think about it. He probably hates my guts by now." Sirius said with a tint of tears coming.
"Now, now I wouln't say tha' I hate ye. I jus' back streeted the law, happen' man. Shit happen' can't stop it' neither."
Harry said swiftly walking down the alley way towards them. He has more grace in walking then anybody else, he even makes Voldemort look like a stumbling fool.
"You came back? Openly?" asked Dumbledore.
"Course." said Harry curtly "Ye don' think I'd go strait to my hideout, knowin' ye would follow me? Eh? But I did com' 'ere to negotiate sort of speak."
"Negotiate what?" asked Sirius confused.
"Why ye all followin' me" Harry said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Yes, I see what you are aiming at. What do you want?" asked Dumbledore
"I wanna' know why yer' followin' me, and what in hells name is Hoggerts."
"Ok. But you have to answer 7 questions for us RIGHT AFTER" Sirius said quickly
"3" Harry said
"5" Sirius said immediately
"1" Harry said
"Ok. 3 it is" Remus cut in
"We'll have to answer your questions in private" Dumbledore said at once "It's too dangerous out here in the open."
"Ok. I kno' where ta' go. But its in da' hood, not very respectable ta' sort of say." Harry said
"Well." Dumbledore started
"We'll go" Sirius said right away "We'll go" he said again looking at Dumbledore. That's when Remus caught on.
"Yes. Yes let's go" said Remus. Then he whispered to Dumbledore "He's probably going to take us to where he lives" With understanding, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Sirius, and Remus, took off with Harry.
*~END CHAPTER 1~*
Summary: A.U. When Harry Potter's, relatives throw him out to the streets, when he was ONLY 2 years old. He has a long time to find out how to take car of him- self. But will the finding of his God-father change the whole way of his living? PLEASE REVIEW
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Harry Potter J.K does. So THERE! I don't own anything except for the plot. Thanks ( don't sue!!!
Little Harry Potter, came trotting down the dark, creepy alley way, looking alert as ever. When all of a sudden he was swept into a headlock by what looked to be a 12 or 13 year-old boy, with short, gold hair with the ends spiked and frosted like the color of snow.
"Ger' off me fool" Harry yelled with his strong street accent.
"Not till' ye yelp fer mercy" Said the boy laughing
"Yer be sorry!" Harry said also laughingly.
And that started the gigantic wrestling match. They were so into the present, that they didn't even notice the four shadows watching them. The first figure was a very tall man with a long, white beard and had an essence of wisdom about him. The second figure was of a cat-like nature, woman, with her hair tied back into a tight bun. The third figure had an exhausted look on him, with a slumped appearance; and lastly the fourth figure was a small quadruped animal. But much bigger than the average dog.
"Hey, who ther'?" yelled Harry, as soon as the hair on the back of his neck rose.
"No one to fear, I assure you" said Professor. Albus Dumbledore.
"I aint goin' stand here like some dumb arse" said Harry icily and started to run off
"Me neither" said the other boy named Arson
They both started running as fast as they could down the dark, alleyway. The little one (Harry) was running like a small jack rabbit, or even, some would say, like a bolt of lightning. This is why many called him, 'Lightning' or 'lighty'. The huge dog started running full speed toward the young one. Even the tall lady transfigured into a small cat and ran ahead to try and scout out where they have gone, just in case the dog (Sirius) did not succeed in catching him. But soon Sirius did indeed catch Lightning but he had a heck of a time catching him.
'God, he can really run!' thought Sirius huffing and puffing with all his might to catch his breath, but that's when he noticed that he wasn't in his dog figure anymore. He was in his regular human form, a man with long, black hair and a Johnny Depp like façade, cradling his God-son so hard so he couldn't get away.
"Ger off me 'fore ye r'gret it!" said Harry menacing
"Harry, Harry, calm down! It's me Padfoot! I'm not sure if you remember me, but-." Sirius started this all very fast but then stopped abruptly.
"Pad foot. Can't be! I thoug' ye was dead. Or sumthin'..." Harry said quietly and started to slightly hyperventilate and lastly fainted dead away.
"yo man watcha' do to 'im?" Asked Arson extremely mad
"He.He remembers me" Sirius said still completely shocked of the occurrence that happened minutes before hand. He was still repeating the same thing over and over again, when the others finally caught up.
"Sirius, you didn't have to scare him to death." Remus said bending over and waking Harry up with the small flick of his wand.
"Wha' the (Four letter word which I am NOT allowed to say) is goin' 'ere" Asked Harry wildly getting up, quicker than you could say horse-riding-is- fun.
"The dude knocked ye off ye feet." Arson said quickly, neither of the adults could understand what they were saying.
"Mister Harry James Potter, we've come to accept you to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I am Professor Dumbledore, that's Professor McGonagall (he said as she popped from her cat form), that's Remus Lupin friend of your fathers, and Sirius Black-uh another friend of your fathers."
"Whoa. Deep. I did't know ye name was Harry" Arson laughed "does tha' mean ye full name is HAROLD ha-ha" Arson "Ye' know it'd be real bad if ye last name was Dick" he said hysterically laughing
"Shut up," Harry said throwing a punch at him.
"Lighty!! Get out, they is comin' fer ye." said a female voice running through the alley.
"Who is?" Harry asked
"Who da ye think, the Easter bunny?" said the girl a bit snappish, she looked like a girl 14 years of age or younger and also dressed in a very ragged way.
"The cops, and Steve plus his dang cronies." said the girl in a fast manner. And with that she took off pulling the startled Arson and running smoothly with Harry. They were already out of sight when Sirius got up.
"Damn we lost him again. He remembered me. I don't know how but he remembers. But if he remembers me. then that means that he remembers OH GOD!!" Sirius exclaimed
"He remembers his parent's death" Remus said suddenly, looking after Harry, "and most importantly, Voldemort."
"Well we must find him, this very instant!" said McGonagall sternly.
"Runs too fast" Sirius replied "He's probably downtown right now." He said dejectedly.
"Well, then we must hurry up then." Said Dumbledore tiredly "It's entirely my fault he had to live this disgusting life, I must find him to apologize for my dim-witted behavior. Oh how I will never forgive myself." He said aloud, not meaning for anyone else to hear.
"It's not your fault." Said McGonagall briskly
"Everyone makes mistakes, Albus, you just made one absolutely forgivable. Right Sirius" Remus said.
"It's not your fault, Albus, but mine. I should have never switched Keepers, and I should have never gone after Peter. I should have, at least, stayed and took care of my God-son. I am a terrible Father figure. I sat in Jail for what? 9 ½ years, I mean think about it. He probably hates my guts by now." Sirius said with a tint of tears coming.
"Now, now I wouln't say tha' I hate ye. I jus' back streeted the law, happen' man. Shit happen' can't stop it' neither."
Harry said swiftly walking down the alley way towards them. He has more grace in walking then anybody else, he even makes Voldemort look like a stumbling fool.
"You came back? Openly?" asked Dumbledore.
"Course." said Harry curtly "Ye don' think I'd go strait to my hideout, knowin' ye would follow me? Eh? But I did com' 'ere to negotiate sort of speak."
"Negotiate what?" asked Sirius confused.
"Why ye all followin' me" Harry said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Yes, I see what you are aiming at. What do you want?" asked Dumbledore
"I wanna' know why yer' followin' me, and what in hells name is Hoggerts."
"Ok. But you have to answer 7 questions for us RIGHT AFTER" Sirius said quickly
"3" Harry said
"5" Sirius said immediately
"1" Harry said
"Ok. 3 it is" Remus cut in
"We'll have to answer your questions in private" Dumbledore said at once "It's too dangerous out here in the open."
"Ok. I kno' where ta' go. But its in da' hood, not very respectable ta' sort of say." Harry said
"Well." Dumbledore started
"We'll go" Sirius said right away "We'll go" he said again looking at Dumbledore. That's when Remus caught on.
"Yes. Yes let's go" said Remus. Then he whispered to Dumbledore "He's probably going to take us to where he lives" With understanding, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Sirius, and Remus, took off with Harry.
*~END CHAPTER 1~*