Mattitude: Version2: Thank you! GiggleSpazmz125 gave me the hot sauce song idea. I like your idea - it's really funny & I'll use it soon. BTW, here's a message for Cena: When ya gonna realize that you just can't rap? When you're on the mic, people close their eyes to take a nap! ^^

PsychoSisters: Yay! I get a bendy straw! Thanks. How about blue no, orange I can't make up my mind - you decide! Good luck at Popeyes!

Phoenix87: Thank you very much! Scary images are fun!

GiggleSpazmz125: Thank you! Yes, the best success is randomness! Nice rhyming skillz! ^_^

Darkness Princess: Thanks! Heh heh a fire-breathing penguin tied to a tree? Mwahaha! Here's some spare chicken for Joey & Marik. I do happen to have a hammer that goes *shing!* when you hit it, but only if you bash Yami. If you hit Yugi, it will go *shong!*

Daisy-chan*Mistress of Evil: I remember that voice! It was creepy. O_o What happened to Tristan? Oh well, he had it coming. Thanks for reviewing! ^^

General Dredge: Thank you!

DigiQueen-Sinceramon: Thanks!

SaSaMi7: Thanks! What if Seto was a fox & Mokuba was a flying squirrel? *demented laughter* ^^

Ala: Thank you!

TheUnlovedOutcast: Right! Joey says thanks. ^_^



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Yami, Yugi, Tea, & Tristan had enjoyed their meals of fried chicken. Joey's experience with the restaurant had been well, less than satisfactory. After consuming an entire trash can full of hot sauce, he had damaged certain tongue nerves and taste buds. Oh well, knowing him, they would probably just grow back in a few days. After pouring a gallon of water down Joey's throat, Yugi and the gang decided to take a walk.

Yugi: I wonder why that guy pulled the candies away from Joey.

Tristan: Probably because he distrusted and disliked him.

Tea: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

Yami: No, Tea. Tristan may be right.

Tea: Oh! Well, if Yami thinks so

Joey: -_-;

Yami: I'm afraid I never knew that hotel managers and fast food employees shared the same body language.

Yugi: Maybe it's just a coincidence.

Yami: No. I should have known!

Yugi: It's not a big deal, Yami.

Yami: It is to me! I will have my revenge on them! *stares into sky* You crafty cross-communicating bastards! You think you can get away with this? Do you?!? JUST WAIT! I'm coming for you!!!

Everyone: @_@

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Meanwhile, on a remote desert isle a little one off the coast of Duelist's Kingdom the one shaped like a marshmallow Anyway, on this island, a certain content squirrel jumped out of his mini-hammock. He was surprised. Why? Well, the squirrel had just received a telepathic message from Yami.

Yes, that was one of the many perks of being Pharaoh you could mentally communicate with small, furry animals. Now you know why Marik wants to have the Pharaoh's power so badly.

The squirrel sighed. I was so close,' he thought. Then he slipped on his infrared goggles and strapped a spy camera onto his back. With a glance of determination, he scurried off to the shore. I will crack their code,' he thought, if it's the last thing I do!'

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At that very moment, in the glorious Harlem mansion of Pegasus, the doorbell rang. This was no ordinary bell. No, it was very odd indeed. When pressed, there was no bell sound. Instead, a rather silly, high-pitched voice yelled: Fun-NEEE Bun-NEEE! Well, what did you expect? It is Pegasus, after all.

Pegasus: Croquet, get the door!

Croquet: Yes, sir. *turns to Kemo* Get the door.

Kemo: *lifts hand to doorknob* Wait, who do ya think it's gonna be?

Doorbell: Fun-NEEE Bun-NEEE!

Croquet: I don't know.

Kemo: Just guess.

Doorbell: Fun-NEEE Bun-NEEE!

Croquet: Okay. Hmm uh, the Big Five.

Kemo: Good guess. I'll say Kaiba.

Pegasus: _ Would you just open the damn door already!?!

Kemo: º–º Sorry, sir. *opens door*

Pegasus: so nice to see you Dukie-boy!

Duke Devlin: ^_^ Hi, Pegasus! You're great!

Pegasus: Yes, I know. Now, did you want to talk about Dungeon Dice Monsters, hmmm?

Duke: Yeah! You read my mind.

Pegasus: *odd laughter* Yes, yes, I did.

Duke: o_o

Pegasus: Well, back to business. I'm afraid I can't fund Dungeon Dice Monsters anymore.

Duke: ;_; but why?

Pegasus: Well, I'm broke. You see, I spent all my Duel Monsters income a long time ago and my other business has failed.

Duke: Other business?

Pegasus: Yes, you know the gay prostitutes?

Duke: @_@

Pegasus: Oh, guess I didn't tell you. Well, all my employees went running off to go perform on broadway. Duke, you alone can help me. Want to be one of Pegsy's Playmates?

Duke: O_O

Pegasus: Let me explain with a delightful little song

Duke:

Pegasus: ~ I don't know what you heard about me
but you can't rip my eyeball outta me
I gotz to read my Funny Bun-ny
Cuz I'm a Mil-len-ni-um P-I-M-P! ~

Duke: -_-

Pegasus: You could be Funny Bunny of the Year!

Duke: º_º

Pegasus: Oh, you know, like a gay playboy bunny. It'll be so much fun!

Duke: I I have to go now. *runs away at a frightening speed*

Pegasus: *turns to Croquet and Kemo* Well, you know what this means

Croquet & Kemo: Right, sir. *begin to put on tight bunny costumes*

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End of short chappie 8! There will be a longer one soon! Please review! ^_^