Wheee! Thanks to all reviewers! There are now over a hundred reviews for this story! YAY!

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GiggleSpazmz125: Thank you! Yay! I'll be reading your new chappie & ficcie! ^_^

Ala: Thanks! AHH! the images *grabs spork & attempts to chop off typing fingers*

laDy SaSaMi7: Congrats on your new name! And yes, the squirrel's name can be Fred. ^_^

Daisy-chan*Mistress of Evil: Hee hee - I love the squirrels' native language! CHIKI CHI! ^^ Thanks for the slang, too!

General Dredge: Quite right!

Natacha*aka Nastasia: Yay! I'm glad your compizzle is now free of probizzles. You're not the only one who thinks Pegsy's a tad queer. Thanks for the revizzle!

PsychoSisters: Thanks for the orange bendy straw! And of course you can be a language-decoding squirrelie! ^_^

GraveRobbers Aman: Goddess of Dragons: Grave robbers? Cool! ^^ Thank you! And don't deny it, Bakura, you know you love being ghetto!
Bakura: -_- Just because I call my necklace The Millennium Bling' ¬_¬

XxAnimeSwtnZzxX: Thank you very much! ^_^ karaoke night, hmm? That gives me ideas heh heh!

Liviania: Yes, Duke. Run away, & never come back! Thanks for reviewing!

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Author's Note: Okay, thanks to my insane, squirrel-obsessed reviewers, (That's a compliment!) the secret language-decoding squirrel department has some announcements:

1. The aforementioned nameless squirrel shall now be known as Fred!

2. There is a new agent called Psychotic Chibi Usa! She has the latest in squirrel-jetpack technology.

3. Rumors say that Chiriki, a famous dueling squirrel, might be capable of defeating the all-powerful Yami.

The not-so-secret-anymore language-decoding squirrel department thanks you for reading this bulletin. Enjoy the story!


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Duke Devlin was terrified after meeting Pegasus and discussing business' with him. He didn't stop running until he was miles away from the mansion. When Duke decided that he was finally out of the reach of that eloquent madman, he collapsed upon the street the very street Yugi and his crew were walking on.

Duke: Why, Pegasus?!? WHY? Why did you have to become so gay?

Yugi: Maybe he's not really gay, Duke.

Yami: ¬_¬ Yeah, maybe he's just heterosexually challenged

Joey:

Tea: Never mind, Joey.

Joey: But I wanna know!

Yugi: It's just the politically correct way to say

Joey: wait what?

Everyone but Joey: -_-; *sweatdrops*

Duke: Maybe you're right, Yugi. Or maybe he really is gay. I don't care! I just wish that I didn't have to come to that conclusion myself!

Tristan: I thought we established that a long time ago.

Duke: I didn't wait a minute how did you find out?

Tristan: Uh, I well Hey, look!

Everyone:

Joey: AHHH! It's a gang! of old people!

Suddenly, as if from nowhere– well, actually as if from the nursing homes of hell, came the most vicious-looking senior citizens the world has ever seen. well, maybe not vicious, but disturbingly frightening. There were about a dozen, or whatever number is appropriate for motorcycle gangs. Only these seniors did not ride bikes– they were too mature' for that. (not to mention fragile) No, they were riding on the infamous motorized carts!

Yugi: Help, Yami! Help! Pick me up or they might bite me!

Yami: -_-;

Old lady: hello there, young man!

Yugi: AHHH! It's talking to me!

Old man: Ha ha. Don't worry we won't hurt you if you don't hurt us.

Tristan: Oh, really? How exactly could you hurt us?

Old man: Actually, I'm trained in boxing, karate, kung fu, tai bo, tae kwon do and pilates.

Tristan: O_O nice. *hides behind Duke & Joey*

Joey: Whadaya want from us?

Old man: Well, we thought you kids were the volunteers for today! Y'know, to help out at the nursing home.

Joey: What?!? We didn't sign up for anything!

Old lady: *senior puppy eyes* Oh, we're sorry to bother you, then. I suppose it's only wishful thinking it's just that they treat us so badly there. I thought you were little angels - a gift from God I thought you were going to lift us out of that pit of despair give us a reason to live! I guess I was wrong

Yugi & friends: ;_; We're sorry

Old lady: It's okay. We'll leave now.

Yugi: No! It's not okay. We're coming with you!

Senior gang: ^_^

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Meanwhile, in an Egyptian underground lair

Hey, that fried sand salad was really good.

You liked it? I made it using the same ingredients as sand soup.

Yummy. Well, what should we watch while we eat our delicious sand ice cream?

How about Millennium Eye For the Queer Guy'?

That show's been canceled.



It seems the producer went broke.



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*Uh, sorry, wrong lair anyway *

In this particular underground lair, Odion was trying to decipher the tattoos on Marik's back

Marik: Tell me, Odion, what do you see?

Odion: Well, the hieroglyphics are very ancient. I don't think I can read them.

Marik: Damn! Oh, well what about the pictures?

Odion: I see the three Egyptian God Monsters.

Marik:

Odion: And there's the Pharaoh's Millennium Puzzle!

Marik: Anything else?

Odion: wait yes, I see it now! oh, dear Ra!

Marik: What is it?!?

Odion: uh, it's a squirrel, master

Marik:

Odion: You mean you knew?!?

Marik: Of course I knew! We do have mirrors in Egypt, you know!

Odion: right but what does it mean?

Marik: It means that once I have the three Egyptian God Cards and the Millennium Puzzle, I will have the Pharaoh's power! And do you know what that means, Odion?

Odion: Not exactly

Marik: It means I will finally have what rightfully belongs to me the power to communicate with small, furry animals! SUCH AS SQUIRRELS! Mwahahahahahaha!

Odion: O_o

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At the same moment that Marik was finishing up his maniacal laughter, Yugi and his friends had reached the old folks' home. It was a menacing place indeed - it looked like a used trash can. (They were very messy seniors.) It smelled of ancient ruins those were the residents themselves.

And, horror of horrors, in a dark, damp corner of the lobby, there was a small box. The contents of this box struck fear into the bravest of hearts. One look at the box itself would send the most courageous souls fleeing. This box contained the deepest, darkest, worst nightmares of every human being on the planet. For this was a box of adult diapers.

Luckily, though, no one noticed it. They were safe for now.

Yugi: Well, here we are.

Joey: ¬_¬ thanks a lot, Yug.

Yugi: What, Joey?!? Are you too good to help senior citizens? HUH? What about my grandpa, Joey? Would you be happy if Pegasus had just kept his soul? Then maybe old people wouldn't bother you so much, hmm? WOULD YOU BE HAPPY THEN?!?

Everyone except Yugi: @_@

Yami: You really need to lay off the sugar, hikari

Old man: So, are you kids ready to help?

Everyone: YES! Right away!

Yugi: ^_^

Old Lady: Well, we need someone to go make snacks for all of us. Any volunteers?

Joey: Snacks? I'll go!

Tea & Duke: -_-; We'll go, too.

Old lady: Wonderful! The kitchen's that way. *points*

Joey: *runs to kitchen* To the windooows to the kitchen!

Old people: *stare blink stare*

Joey: Jeez, look at all these old people. Part of me wishes Pegasus were here to take them away.

Duke: Pegasus?!? WHERE? don't scare me like that!

Twenty minutes later, Yugi steps into the kitchen and finds a confused Joey, a frustrated Tea, and an annoyed Duke

Yugi: What's wrong?

Tea: _ We're trying to teach Joey how to cook.

Joey: *_* I just don't get it!

Yugi: maybe I can help.

Duke: It's worth a try.

Yugi: It's like this, Joey. I play elbow macaroni in attack mode!

Joey: O_o

Yugi: Think of it like dueling. I use the magic card cheese' & add it to my monster, macaroni', raising its attack points by 500.

Joey: Ohhh mac n' cheese, right?

Yugi: That's right, Joey!

Joey: I think I get it! Wow, thanks, Yug!

Yugi: ^_^

Duke: -_-;


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End of chappie 9! Thanks for reading! Did ya like it? Please review! ^_^