Yay! I've finally returned to this fic sorry the update took so long. Hope you enjoy! ^_^

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Mattitude: Version2: Thanks to you & Red Eyes! ^^

Liviania: Yes, evil indeed!

Daisy-chan*Mistress of Evil: Hey, thanks for the little incantation thing! I was afraid those evil things were going to attack soon. 0_0 Go, Chiriki!

Darkness Princess: You brought them all to the shadow realm for me? Well, thank you! I've got to get a new mallet from Kaiba Corp. Heh heh this is going to be fun!

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Black Mistress: Thanks to you, Bakura, Yami, & Marik for your version of the song! The squirrels now give you a new title: Mistress of Typos'. ^^; Thanks for reviewing! ^_^

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Ala: You're right about Marik! Sorry if I scarred you with the adult diapers. *_*

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Poor Pegasus sat at the head of a ridiculously long table. He never actually enough company to fill all the seats around this table, but he liked it anyway. Besides, it was expected for every fashionable, wealthy man to have a lengthy, impractical table. Surely Kaiba had one.

The table should be very stylish - a sleek piece of furniture that seems to say, Look at me, I'm rich and chic not to mention polished.' Anyway, Pegasus was in a sad state. He was nearly broke, despite his air of richness.

Kemo: What about the small fortune you made off Pegsy's Playmates'?

Pegasus: It's long gone. I spent it all paying for this divine red velvet suit. *snuggles face into velvety collar* so soft.

Kemo & Croquet: o_o

Croquet: What about all the Duel Monsters revenue, sir?

Pegasus: It's almost gone. Industrial Illusions makes all the cards, but Kaiba Corp. makes all the technology. I'm afraid there's a lot more demand for dueling technology right now than there is for cards.

Croquet: Excuse me for being so bold, sir, but perhaps you could make a deal with Mr. Kaiba.

Pegasus: I think you're right, Croquet. A deal indeed Mwahaha!

Kemo: Excuse me for being so rude, sir, but that evil laugh was weak.

Pegasus: _ Shut up and bring me some gorgonzola cheese and fruit juice!

Kemo: 0_0 Yes, sir!

Pegasus: Croquet, get Kaiba on the phone now, please!

Croquet: Yes, sir.

Pegasus: And for God's sake, will you two get out of those bunny costumes?!?

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Meanwhile, at the similarly-built Kaiba mansion, Seto was attempting to assemble one of Mokuba's new toys. It was a life-size Barbie doll yes, you read correctly. The newest life-size Barbie doll - Malibu Ho'.

Why Mokuba wanted one so badly, Seto could not fathom. The elder Kaiba had tried to convince his little brother to buy anything but that disgusting thing, that monstrosity. Seto had suggested every other toy he could think of the best remote control cars, even his very own duel disk. If Mokuba really wanted something to dress up with, Seto would have ordered him a custom-made junior trenchcoat.

But Mokuba's mind could not be changed. No, he wanted the Barbie. So being the excellent big brother that he was, Seto had no choice but to order one. Now he was losing his dignity trying to assemble the horrid, god-forsaken thing.

Seto: Ow! Damn this thing! Why the hell does its arm look like a leg?!?

Mokuba: O_o Because you stuck its leg on its shoulder.

Seto: AhhhHH! Crap. Ow! There, how's that?

Mokuba: Um, now its head is on its foot.

Seto: Damn it! Die, you vile piece of trash! *kicks Barbie across room*

Mokuba: O_O Don't, Seto! You're hurting it!

Seto: GOOD! I'm gonna burn this thing! *stuffs Barbie into fireplace* Ah ha ha ha! How's THAT? Warm enough for ya?!?

Mokuba: NOOO! Leave it alone, Seto!

Seto: Heh heh heh *lights match*

Doorbell: *ding dong*

Seto & Mokuba: o_o

Doorbell: *sigh* I said ding dong!

Seto: Come in!

Pegasus: *stares at the Barbie in the fireplace, a traumatized Mokuba, & a maniacal Seto* Is this a bad time, perhaps?

Seto: no, not at all. Heh heh

Mokuba: *tries to grab Barbie from fireplace, but a random hotel employee snatches it away* *runs away*

Pegasus: O_o Well then. I'll make this quick.

Seto: Good. I have better things to do, you know.

Pegasus: Like assemble dolls for your little brother? ^^

Seto: Shut up and talk!

Pegasus: I'm afraid I can't do both at the same time

Seto: -_-'

Pegasus: Well, as you know, I'm slowly going broke. Now, dueling technology is in higher demand than the actual cards, so so I need to make a deal with you, Mr. Kaiba.

Seto: O_O I can't do that. It's it's wrong.

Pegasus: But I need your help, Mr. Kaiba. Without it, I'll be penniless.

Seto: Sorry, but I'm not like that. I refuse to make that kind of deal!

Pegasus: But it's a fair deal! Please, Mr. Kaiba! I'm begging you!

Seto: For the last time, I will not join Pegsy's Playmates'! _

Pegasus: @_@

Seto: I said, I refuse your offer!

Pegasus: _ No, no, no! It's a business offer! I wanted to design some new products combining the powers of Kaiba Corp. and Industrial Illusions.

Seto: -_-;

Pegasus: People get the most disgusting ideas these days anyway, about the deal

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Meanwhile, Yugi and his crew were still visiting' the old folks' home. With the aid of Yugi and his new food dueling technique, Joey had successfully made macaroni and cheese. Unfortunately, he had also eaten it all before anyone else got a chance to try it.

In order to distract the elderly from their hunger, the quick-thinking Yami and talented Yugi attempted to perform a rather short rap' for them. Although, after this incident, one could refer to them as the slow-thinking Yami' and not-so-talented Yugi' without being attacked.

Old lady: We're hungry!

Old man: Yeah, where's our food?

Joey: Heh heh uh, help?

Old people: You ate it, didn't you? Grrr *wheelchairs surround Joey*

Joey: Ahhhh! They're gonna eat me!

Yugi: Don't worry, Joey - we'll save you!

Yami: We will?

Yugi: ¬_¬

Yami: We will!

Yugi: yo yo yo!

Old people:

Yami: Yo! Stand up! Stand up!

Old lady: *stands up* AHH! My hip! *crumples to floor*

Yami:

Old man: *you know what goes here - something to the effect of squish' *

Yami: @_@ No, I meant

Yugi: It's too late

Yami: No! I'm sorry, guys.

Tea: You mean

Yugi: Yes, Tea, they're going to replace his adult diaper.

Joey: NOOO! We're all gonna die!

Tea: Don't be ridiculous, Joey!

Yami: I'm afraid he's right. The changing of an adult diaper can be fatal.

Joey: NOOO! We're all gonna die!

Yami: ¬_¬ Yes, Joey. We've established that.

Joey: Oh. Just makin' sure.

Yugi: Before we die, I just want everyone to know that you guys are the best friends a guy could ask for.

Yami: Well, I can just go hide in the puzzle, but I'll still miss you guys!

Yugi: ¬_¬ Gee, that's reassuring, Yami. Thanks a lot.

Yami: I'm only being realistic.

Tristan: I'll miss all of you but I'll especially miss you, Duke. I love you, man! *hugs Duke*

Duke: o_o –– ^_^ I love you too, Tristan! *hugs back*

Everyone else, including the old people: O_O

While everyone was in shock, our favorite white-haired rogue, Bakura, waltzed into the room with a look of disgust on his face. Beside him was Ryou, who looked as if he had just seen the drunken ghost of a squirrel doing an Irish jig. If you have not already guessed, this was an expression of severe fright with a touch of humor.

These were not their reactions to each other, however, but to the embrace between Tristan and Duke. In fact, this sight was so bewildering and astonishing that it brought the inevitable changing of the adult diaper to an abrupt halt, leaving our heroes just enough time to escape.

Ryou: what exactly happened back there?

Tristan: *whistles*

Yugi: What he means to say is what was that thing all about?

Duke: *looks around sheepishly*

Bakura: WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU HUGGING EACH OTHER?!?

Tristan: we, uh we were–

Duke: We were afraid to die?

Joey: Is that an answer or a question?

Tristan & Duke:

Joey: I don't wanna know! *dry heaves*

Bakura: _ For Gods' sake, change the bloody subject already!

Yami: um yeah how about those Duel Monsters?

Bakura: -_-'

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End of chappie 10! Please review! Tune in next time for more Bakura, Seto, & possibly some squirrels! ^__^ Thanks for reading!