* Many thanks to my awesome reviewers! ^_~

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Ookami-Arashi: You're welcome for the squiggle.' ^^ Seto's gonna win this match.

Ala: You liked the IQ' part, huh? Thanks, that was fun to write. ^^

Shoreiyoku-chan: Thank you! Don't worry, Espa's not dead just injured. -_-U

Insane Penguin: I love your name! ^^ This is the oddest, funniest, most disturbing YGO fanfic you've ever read? Yay! Thank you very much! Ooh, I want a prize-thingie. Don't worry about agreeing with Tea it was really Marik speaking through her with the Millennium Rod JK!

Jujubie: Thank you very much! Peace out! ^-^

Mattitude: Version2: Rhyming is very hard. _ That gay Gamma' thing is hilarious! Thanks for reviewing!
Random South Park Kid: Oh my god, you killed Cena! Yay!

lostlover1: You'll provide me with sugar? YAY!!! Thank you! ^___^

aqua angelz: Thank you! ;)

laDy SaSaMi7: Thanks for laughing! ^__^

yugified: Hee hee! Thanks for reviewing! ^_^

Bunny Meatball: Interesting name anyway, I'm glad this didn't offend you, & I'm glad you like it! I need an Ebonics dictionary myself. -_-; Sorry, I didn't foresee the hints of yaoi. Oh, btw, why is Duke putting on a leather thong?!? O_O Never mind, don't wanna know. ^^; Thanks for all the funny reviews! *searches for Ebonics 4 Duzzummies*

Kitten: Thanks!

yami moon: Thank you! The outfits are fun to imagine. Heh heh, it would be amusing to Weevil. :D

Black Mistress: All Hail Mistress of Typos! Heh heh, Seksai British Vampire! You hentai! ^^; btw, what is this mushroom breath' you speak of? Yay, you liked the spectators! I was neutral on Kaiba & Joey, too. Remember, believe in the Heart of the Crap!' Thanks for reviewing! ^__^

XxAnimeSwtnZzxX: Thank you! ^_^

sailorstarlight4: Yay! Sugar is fun! *huggles reveiwer* I like ya too! ^_^

Kelly Noel: You think it was the bestest chappy so far? YAY! ^^ Thank you!

PsychoSisters: Thanks for laughing! So, ya liked Yuugi's rap, hmm? Good! You're welcome for the squirrelie plushie! (-^^-)

makaro1: I've finally figured it out! Yami Bakura is a vampire originally from Transylvania, who moved to Egypt as a child, currently lives in Japan, visits Pennsylvania occaisonally, & has a British accent. ^^; or maybe not. Anyway, I'm glad you peeps' liked the rapping. I'm an LP fan myself. ^^ Thanks for reviewing!

christine: Hi! Thanks! Cute face - \_/* hee hee ^^

Daisy-chan*Mistress of Evil: Yay! Thanks for letting me use The Apocalypser!' (We must sign a contract. ^^) Nice rappin', Neith! Spike the tea more often! Thanks for reviewing! ^-^

Chaos and Yami Chaos77: Thanks! Don't worry, the squirrels will return!

GraveRobbers Aman: I thought you'd like that nickname. ^_~ Thanks for laughing! (Sorry, Bakura - I had to update sooner or later.) ;P

Star-chan-chan: I'm glad the summary didn't scare you off. ^^; Yay! Ya like the squirrels! Thanks for reading & reviewing! ^__^

Darkness Princess: All right! Ya stole some cool stuff from Kaiba Corp. I had no idea their product line was full of torture devices. o_O ok, here I go *hits Yami, Yugi, & Tea* *shing!* *shong!* *shang!* hee hee! ^^ Now dance, Duke! or feel the wrath! I updated! Get the wrath' away! o_o

Aeolus the Soul Hunter: Disturbing & funny? Thank you! ^__^ Oh, I saw the gangsta Booblescotch! ITS SO CUTE! Disturbing but cute! Ok, I wrote more, so don't spaz. ^^

silver dark rose: Thanks! Yes, Yugi's finally gangsta! ^^
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Goddess of Dragons: Hi! *waves* Well, I learned 3 important things from all your reviews:

1. People can't stand Weevil. ~ I couldn't agree more -_-'

2. People like the concept of rap dueling.' ~ fortunately for me ^^;

3. People like Bakura's new nickname. ~ heh heh heh ^___^

Bakura: Don't say it.

GoD: I won't. hehehe

Bakura: Shut up!

GoD: Sexy British Vampire!

Bakura: _

GoD: Sorry, I couldn't resist. ^^;

Bakura: -_-U

GoD: ^_^ Anyway, back to the fic! Hope ya like it!

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After being mercilessly insulted by Bakura, Weevil had become very frustrated. So, being the disgusting little parasite that he was, Weevil decided to take his anger out on Yugi.

Weevil: Go, my Insect Queen! Attack Yugi!

Yugi:

Insect Queen:

Yami: Yugi! NOOOO! Why?!?

So, it would seem that our hero's life had come to tragic (and rather crunchy) end. But fate smiled upon Yugi, and luck saved him once again.

Fate & Luck: ^__^

All of a sudden, the silhouette of a tall, mysterious figure wearing a mask appeared out of thin air. No one knew who it was.

Bakura: Who in the bloody hell is that?

Ryou: I'm afraid I don't know.

Mysterious Guy: Oh, you may not know me, but I know you! Heh heh!

Ryou: You do? o_o

Mysterious Guy: not you specifically, but I know Yugi!

Yugi *stuck inside Insect Queen*: You do?

Mysterious Guy: _ Doesn't anybody recognize the most talented magician on the face of the earth?!?

Yami: *covers eyes* -_-U Oh God it's Arcana.

Arcana: That's right! Gwahahahaha!

Everyone: -_-;

Yugi *still inside Insect Queen*: A little help, guys!?!

Arcana: I owe you one, Yugi. Go, Mystic Tomato!

Mystic Tomato: ^_^ *rolls across ground to squish Insect Queen*

Insect Queen: o_o *squish* x_x

Weevil: NO! How could you?!? T_T

Yugi: Whew, that was close!

Yami: *poses* Too close.

Mystic Tomato: -_-U

Arcana: Well, I'll be going now! Goodbye! Gwahahahahaha!

Yugi: ^^

Mystic Tomato: ^_^ *rolls away*

Seto: o_o okay we're gonna announce the winners of the rap tournament now.

Joey: Aw, yeah! You know I'm gonna win, Kaiba!

Seto: -_-; Roland, announce the winners!

Roland: Yes, sir. The winner of the first duel is Marik Ishtar!

Mako: Huh? Oh well. *skips off*
~ A sailor's life is the life for me,
as I sail across the open sea!
And I never ever ever do a thing about the weather,
cuz the weather's never ever done a thing for me! ~ ^^

Everyone: O_O

Marik: Victory is mine! I will destroy you all with my Millennium Rod!

Spectators: Hee hee! He said rod' again! ^^

Marik: _ Shut up!

Roland: The winner of the second duel is Seto Kaiba!

Seto: *smirk* Well, well, what a surprise.

Joey: WHAT?!? Are ya crazy? He made up a word!

Yami: Calm down, Joey.

Joey: Why? He should be disqualified!

Yami: trust me, okay?

Joey: ¬_¬

Roland: The winner of the third duel is Yugi Moto!

Yugi: ^^

Yami: I'm proud of you, hikari.

Yugi: ^^ I know.

Mai: -_-; Are you two done yet?

Yugi: Don't make me repeat that rap.

Mai: .

Roland: The winner of the fourth duel is Bakura!

Weevil: Bleah! I'm leaving!

Bakura: Good riddance, you insect queen!

Weevil: __

Seto: We will now begin the semifinals!

High-pitched voice: That's right, but you'll be doing it my way!

Everyone: O_O

Seto: What the hell was that?!?

Chipmunk: Don't you know who I am?

Seto: No, I don't. -_-'

Chipmunk: Let me tell you I am a creature of your demise. I am the phantom of your nightmares. I am a thief and a stealer of souls and I have done horrible things in my attempt of owning all seven Millennium Items

Bakura: Just what the hell do you think you're doing!?!

Chipmunk: How dare you interrupt me, foolish mortal!

Bakura: You little bastard! You're stealing my lines!

Chipmunk: What?!? Oh very well. I am a chipmunk of your demise. I am the rodent of your nightmares.

Yami: No, you're not nearly as scary as those dancing badgers. *shudders*

Yugi: -_-U Go on.

Chipmunk: I am a thief and a stealer of lines and I have done horrible things in my attempt of owning all seven of Bakura's catch phrases

Bakura: There's eight, you dolt.

Chipmunk: _ Everyone else gets these great, dramatic introductions, but not me, no, I'm not scary enough - I have to settle for this! Some cheap, frequently interrupted–

Seto: Just tell us who the hell you are already!

Chipmunk: Very well I am the all-powerful chipmunk known as the Apocalypser!

Yugi: 0_0 Oh my!

Everyone else: -_-U

Mokuba: He looks kinda like you, Seto.

Seto: Don't be ridiculous, Mokuba.

Mokuba: No, really. He looks like what would happen if you had a three-way with Bakura and a wombat.

Seto & Bakura: O_O

Tea: *imagines* *__*

Yugi: Uh, Tea? You're drooling on my shoe.

Tea: *blushes* Huh? Oh, sorry, Yugi! Heh heh ^^U

Yugi: That's okay. ^^

Yami: No, Yugi, it's not okay.

Yugi: But Tea apologized

Yami: No, I mean, Tea's thoughts are not okay. ¬_¬

Yugi: What are you talking about, Yami?

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Marik: Ooh, did you hear that, Odion? Another reason to win the pharaoh's puzzle! It will allow me to experience Tea's thoughts - then I can find out whether tights are uncomfortable or not! ^__^

Odion: I thought you already knew that, Master Marik.

Marik: _ And how would I know that?!?

Odion: I saw you stealing some

Marik: I never tried any tights on!

Odion: Okay, even if you didn't, why do you want to know if they're comfortable or not?

Marik: _ Shut up, Odion!

Odion: As you wish, Master. ^^;

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Mokuba: Hey, Seto, I forgot to tell you something.

Seto: What is it this time? It'd better not involve me with Bakura or a wombat!

Mokuba: ^^ No, I was just gonna tell you that I got a new pet.

Seto: What? A pet?

Mokuba: Yeah, the rare hunters felt bad about kidnapping me, so they gave me this little chipmunk. *holds its out* I named her Cinnamoroll. ^^

Cinnamoroll: -(^^)-

Seto: o_o Oh well, it's better than that Apocalypser' one.

Cinnamoroll: -(^^)-

Seto: Actually, it's kinda cute. *pats head* Who's a widdle chippy-wippy? Hmm? Who's Moki's widdle chipper-munkie?

Everyone: O_O

While everyone was distracted by this rare display of affection' from Seto Kaiba, three small silhouettes swung across the shadows. They were hanging on dental floss ropes and three tiny red lights blinked from the packs attached to their backs. Their puffy tails swished through the air as they prepared to jump into the midst of the commotion.

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Wheee! That's the end of chappie 12! Please review! ^__^

A/N: Beware the dancing badgers! o_o