ACK! Crap! Isn't this just fabby. Two chappies into a story and I get writers block. T-T Gall. Do any of you people have an idea? And no, I don't mean 'have Jou and Kaiba snogging in a back alley!' Sorry, too soon for that! X3 I'd REALLY luff for ideas, and of course you'll get credit for it if I use it in the story! ^-^ And now, a little spoof of a lot of Jou/Kaiba ficts out there for you all! ^-^ *dodges tomatoes*

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Jou: *walking down the street* Yuugi: *miraculously appears out of nowhere* HeyJou! Anzu and Honda: *leap out from behind a bush* Jou: Er... hi... *thoroughly creeped out now* Yuugi: *talking like a six year old* Jouguesswhat?Kaibainvitedhimtohismansion,thoughIdon'thaveacluewhysincehedoes n'tevenlikeanyofusbutitwouldberudenottoexceptbecausewe'refriendsandfriendssh ouldalwayshelpeachouther! Anzu: I'm a friendship whore! ^-^ *cheesy grin* Yami: ... Honda: *unnaturally happy* Well I'm not going, cause I'm going to slip off and make out with Jou's sister! Jou: WHAT?!? Yuugi: AndofftoKaibaswego! *all drag Jou off*

~*~ At the Mansion ~*~

Jou: ... Where is everyone? Hmm... maybe I should look in this dark room that is filled with pillows and lace and that has a extremely large bed in it! *door closes by itself* Jou: *lame "surprised" voice* Oh no, what could have happened? Jou: !?! *still in lame bad acting voice* Wha is that touching me? Kaiba: Me... Jou: *gaspeth*

*and making out ensued*

The End

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*sarcastic* No, please hold the applause. Lol, ah, I am so lame. ^-^ Behold my lameness and hear it roar! *lameness sits there and stares* Riiight...

Ja all! *hugs* ~Li~