Meet my classmates and my teachers!
Dear diary,
I discovered that I'm no good writing in diaries so I will describe my day as I remember it:
I arrived at my school with my friend Xiaoyu, just like the other days in the other years (Why does this year has to be so damn different?!). Anyway, went to my classroom and my teacher, my English teacher! Can you believe it? My English teacher is a Chinese man who was a cop in the olden days. His name? Lei Wulong!
Lei Wulong (my teacher) in a funny way of speaking English: Hi everybody! My name is Lei Wulong and I will be your English teacher this year, a very important year! You know whyyyy!!!!!????? Because it is your last year in High school!!!!!!!! Isn't that great! You're all getting so old...
And this is my English teacher... Wait till I write about the others...
Ok, now, about my History teacher... A Japanese History teacher! His name: Heihachi Mishima!
Heihachi Mishima(my History teacher): Oooohhh.... So many students! Ah, ah, ah! Good! So many to torturate! Cof, cof. Anyway, welcome all! I'm Heihachi Mishima, you're History teacher and also, the director of the school, the head of the teachers council and you're worst nightmare! Mwa, ah, ah! But, that's just details.
Give me a break! And I haven't talked about my classmates! Anyway... Now it's my Science teacher. Diary, I introduce you... Nina Williams!
Nina Williams(my Science teacher) yelling: Very well everybody, my name is Nina Williams and I'm going to be veeeeryyyyyy strict! You understand? That means you're all going to suffer to get good, no, I say excelent marks!
No need to write more, huh? Now it's time for... Tchan, tchan: my French teacher! Bryan Fury!
Bryan Fury(my french teacher) in a soft voice: Hi my dear students... Come on in! My name is Bryan Fury and I'm going to be your French teacher. I will try to make my classes enjoyable for you.
Yap! Bryan Fury. Philosophy: Jun Kazama.
Jun Kazama(my Philosophy teacher): Hello! Nice to meet you all! I'm Jun Kazama! The mother of my dear Jin Kazama! I will be your Philosophy teacher this year and I hope you like Philosophy with me, because I personaly love Philosophy! That's why I'm teaching...
I liked this teacher, you know? Oh and Jin Kazama is in my class too... It's Jun kazama son, but I'll talk about him later. I discovered then, that Heihachi Mishima... Yes, my History teacher is his grandfather. But, now it's time to meet my Geography teacher: Violet!!!!!
Violet(my Geography teacher): Yo everybody, how are you? Yeah, take your seats! I'm Violet, your Geography teacher. I'm glad to be teaching last years 'cos it's the year when students are more mature. I think we'll understand each others very well!
There you go... Violet! Time for Math! (Just to mention, that I hate Math) Craig Marduk!
Craig Marduk(my Math teacher): Yay, yay, yay! Hi! Huh, I'm you' Math teach', so be good and I'll be good fo' ya! Huh, I think you'll like to have Math with me because... Well... Huh... I like numbers!
He likes numbers... Great... Just perfect... Anyway, Chemistry! Guess who? The father of Jin Kazama... Kazuya Mishima! (The poor guy, has all his family teaching in the same school...)
Kazuya Mishima(Chemistry teacher), I could notice a little sarcasm: Yeah, yeah, I know, Good morning everybody. Yaka, yaka, always the same. Whatever. My name is Kazuya Mishima and I'm teaching you all, Chemistry. As you can see, I am overjoyed... Oh God...
Yap! Chemistry... Welll, time to meet the last teacher! My gymnastic teacher. Diary, I introduce you, Baek Doo San!
Baek Doo San(Gymnastic Teacher): Hey! How are you? Everybody, I'm Baek Doo San and... Well, you know what I'm going to teach. I just want to warn you about something... You all have to be good in my classes, 'cos, if you don't... There will be punishments, and they won't be easy. I'm talking about singing and dancing in front of the school... Ah, ah, ah...ooooh, I'm just kidding. The punishments will be... Let's see... sit-ups, and things like that.
I... admire this teacher... Well... Enough about the Teachers! Let's meet my classmates!!!!!
Ok, so I'll start with the famous Jin Kazama. He is the most handsome guy from my school, yeah, every girl is sighing for him around the school. Wait, not every girl because I'm not sighing for him. No, I don't like him. He is, I don't know, I don't go with his sweet, gentle, mysterious brown eyes... What am I writing?! Anyway, He has his mother, father and grandfather teaching in the same school (like I said before) and they are all going to teach him. How on Earth did that happen?! Like Xiaoyu said when she found out about his family: I wouldn't like to be this guy.
Here are some speeches he said (I mean, that I heard him saying...! Whatever...)
Jin Kazama to his friend Steve Fox: You think Mariah is hot? Wait till you see Joanne!
Pleeeaaaase!!!!! Why did I had to stay in front of him in the desk? Why?!
Jin: Can I help you with your books?
Me: No! I mean... No, I'm fine thank you.
Yeah, so he talked with me! So what?! Ok, enough of Jin! My best friend Xiaoyu Ling! I know her since the seventh year and she is really kind, sympathetic and funny and she is next to me in the desk.
Xiaoyu: Ok, it's the first day of our last year in Mishima High School and I'm scared already! I mean, our teachers, the new teachers! Oh my God! They are, I don't know... Weird...
Me: You can say that again! Did you see the Science teacher?! She is going to be really mean to us compared with the Science teacher of the last year. You remember her?
Xiaoyu: How could I forget?! Please, don't sit on the desks! Please sit on the chairs! Hey! Stop fighting for that pen! Please... My dears...
Me: Yeah, but she was a very good teacher.
Diary, my friend Xiaoyu. Now, I'll introduce Howarang Doo San, the rebel. Yeah, I dare to say REBEL, because well... He is kind of... How will I explain it...?
Hwoarang interrupting the gymnastic teacher (a big mistake): Yo Teacher! Can I go to the bathroom? Mr. Doo San: No, but you can start running around the football pitch.
Hwoarang: What?! Why? What have I done?
Mr. Doo San: You interrupted me.
Hwoarang: Well, I want to go to the bathroom.
Mr. Doo San: And I want you to run... Three laps around the football pitch.
Hwoarang looking really angry (another big mistake): I just want to go to the bathroom! I ain't gonna run now!
Mr. Doo San smiling pleasantly: Four laps!
Hwoarang: What?! No way!
Mr. Doo San: Look, we can't stay here forever, so start running. Go on! Chop, chop!
And our dear Howarang had to run. Next, is Steve Fox. The blond guy. The cool one. He is the kind guy from my class, but still... He hangs out with Jin Kazama...!
Steve introducing himself to the class (We all had to do it...): Hi dudes! My name is Steve Fox and I'm seventeen years old... Ok, I guess that's it! Nice to meet you all dudes!
And with that, he left to his desk. Isn't he a nice person?!
Steve: Shee... I'm really ungry dudes! Don't you dudes want to eat something?
I just wrote this senteces he said because Steve is always ungry and always eating and still, he has a very good body... Right.
Miharu Hiranu! She is a very nice person. We can really count on her for everything. I met her last year.
Miharu: Hellooo!!!! I'm Miharu Hiranu, for those who don't know me. Ehehe. I like to read and watch T.V. I like very much this school because I have good friends here and, oh I forgot to say that I love dogs! I have two dogs actually, and-
Heihachi Mishima(History teacher): Ok, ok! That's enough. I guess, we know you too much now. Thank you. Go back to your seat!
Yeah... She talks too much, but I like to hear her talking. Really, she is a great person.
And now, diary, be prepared for...! Christie Monteiro!!!!!!
Christie: Hi... My... My name is Christie Monteiro and... Hum... I like ice- creams.. and... hum... to dance. Nice to meet you all... hum... and... and I think we'll be good... aaa... friends.
Yep, she is very shy but a nice young girl. Let's meet Paul Phoenix, the groovy guy!
Paul: Yo to all! I'm Paul Phoenix. Let's see... I like to ride my bike and to all the ladies...! Here's my phone number: 917465-
Nina Williams(Science teacher) yelling: Paul! We do not need to know your phone number! Go back to your seat. And thank you.
Eheheheh!!!! Paul Phoenix, diary! And now, Anna Williams. The little sister of Nina Williams (my Science teacher).
Anna with a bored voice: Hi... I'm Anna Williams, yeah, yeah, our Science teacher sister, in case you didn't notice... I like hot men and sexy clothes and-
Mr. Bryan Fury(French teacher) clearing his throat: Hum.. My dear Anna, that is... that is... very interesting for us to know but... enough.. for now. Thank you.
What a direct person, this Anna, huh? Now, Marshall Law.
Marshall:Hi!Nicetomeetyouall,I'mMasrshallLawandIwanttoopenarestaurantwhenIfi nishthisyeartofollowmydadexample.Thankyouforlisteningtome.Iguessthat'sallIha vetosay.
Interesting. Was the thought that crossed my mind when he finished talking. Speaking of interesting... Lee Chaolan!
Lee: Hello my woderful fellows, my name is Lee Chaolan and I am interrested in robots stuff, in other words, "Technology". I think we are going to get on with each others perfectly well.
Mr. Craig Marduk(Math teacher): Huh, thank you for, huh, your information.
Lee: You are welcome professor. I will return to my seat now.
A very polite boy. Now, the capoeira boy! Eddy Gordo. Eddy: Yo, yo, yo everybody. I'm from Brasil and I love capoeira which I practise everyday. My name is Eddy Gordo and I hope you like capoeira for me to teach you some moves!
Yeah, Eddy is cool! And now, Kunimitsu!
Kunimitsu: Hello. I'm Kunimitsu. Nice to meet you. I don't talk much about me, so if you want to meet me better, hang out with me!
Strange... But I think she feels a little lonely... I have to do something about it. Maybe I'll start hanging out with her. She seems a nice person. And the last student: Bruce Irvin! Bruce: Hi! Me name is Bruce and I like to watch Kick Box fights! In fact, I know a lot about Kick Boxing, so be careful with me! Ah, ah.... Nice to meet you!
He seemed tough... Hum... Ok. A small class, but, hey, it couldn't be better! I'm not kidding! I love my class, my teachers... and my classmates. Can't wait to see them again, tomorrow!......... Oh! I forgot to talk about the janitor. His name is Ganryu.
Ganryu: Hey! Get out of there! I just finished cleaning it! Can't you see!?
Poor janitor... The things he has to bare. That's all for today, diary. My second day writing in here. And you know what? I'm starting to like writing in here... Maybe, my mother was right. Well, I'm really tired. See ya! (?)
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***** I don't want you to think that I'm making fun of Tekken... I'm not! I really love Tekken characters and games. I just thought it would be funny writing about them like that. By the way, I don't own Tekken. All the characters belong to Namco! Thank you for the reviews!!!!!! Keep sending!********
Dear diary,
I discovered that I'm no good writing in diaries so I will describe my day as I remember it:
I arrived at my school with my friend Xiaoyu, just like the other days in the other years (Why does this year has to be so damn different?!). Anyway, went to my classroom and my teacher, my English teacher! Can you believe it? My English teacher is a Chinese man who was a cop in the olden days. His name? Lei Wulong!
Lei Wulong (my teacher) in a funny way of speaking English: Hi everybody! My name is Lei Wulong and I will be your English teacher this year, a very important year! You know whyyyy!!!!!????? Because it is your last year in High school!!!!!!!! Isn't that great! You're all getting so old...
And this is my English teacher... Wait till I write about the others...
Ok, now, about my History teacher... A Japanese History teacher! His name: Heihachi Mishima!
Heihachi Mishima(my History teacher): Oooohhh.... So many students! Ah, ah, ah! Good! So many to torturate! Cof, cof. Anyway, welcome all! I'm Heihachi Mishima, you're History teacher and also, the director of the school, the head of the teachers council and you're worst nightmare! Mwa, ah, ah! But, that's just details.
Give me a break! And I haven't talked about my classmates! Anyway... Now it's my Science teacher. Diary, I introduce you... Nina Williams!
Nina Williams(my Science teacher) yelling: Very well everybody, my name is Nina Williams and I'm going to be veeeeryyyyyy strict! You understand? That means you're all going to suffer to get good, no, I say excelent marks!
No need to write more, huh? Now it's time for... Tchan, tchan: my French teacher! Bryan Fury!
Bryan Fury(my french teacher) in a soft voice: Hi my dear students... Come on in! My name is Bryan Fury and I'm going to be your French teacher. I will try to make my classes enjoyable for you.
Yap! Bryan Fury. Philosophy: Jun Kazama.
Jun Kazama(my Philosophy teacher): Hello! Nice to meet you all! I'm Jun Kazama! The mother of my dear Jin Kazama! I will be your Philosophy teacher this year and I hope you like Philosophy with me, because I personaly love Philosophy! That's why I'm teaching...
I liked this teacher, you know? Oh and Jin Kazama is in my class too... It's Jun kazama son, but I'll talk about him later. I discovered then, that Heihachi Mishima... Yes, my History teacher is his grandfather. But, now it's time to meet my Geography teacher: Violet!!!!!
Violet(my Geography teacher): Yo everybody, how are you? Yeah, take your seats! I'm Violet, your Geography teacher. I'm glad to be teaching last years 'cos it's the year when students are more mature. I think we'll understand each others very well!
There you go... Violet! Time for Math! (Just to mention, that I hate Math) Craig Marduk!
Craig Marduk(my Math teacher): Yay, yay, yay! Hi! Huh, I'm you' Math teach', so be good and I'll be good fo' ya! Huh, I think you'll like to have Math with me because... Well... Huh... I like numbers!
He likes numbers... Great... Just perfect... Anyway, Chemistry! Guess who? The father of Jin Kazama... Kazuya Mishima! (The poor guy, has all his family teaching in the same school...)
Kazuya Mishima(Chemistry teacher), I could notice a little sarcasm: Yeah, yeah, I know, Good morning everybody. Yaka, yaka, always the same. Whatever. My name is Kazuya Mishima and I'm teaching you all, Chemistry. As you can see, I am overjoyed... Oh God...
Yap! Chemistry... Welll, time to meet the last teacher! My gymnastic teacher. Diary, I introduce you, Baek Doo San!
Baek Doo San(Gymnastic Teacher): Hey! How are you? Everybody, I'm Baek Doo San and... Well, you know what I'm going to teach. I just want to warn you about something... You all have to be good in my classes, 'cos, if you don't... There will be punishments, and they won't be easy. I'm talking about singing and dancing in front of the school... Ah, ah, ah...ooooh, I'm just kidding. The punishments will be... Let's see... sit-ups, and things like that.
I... admire this teacher... Well... Enough about the Teachers! Let's meet my classmates!!!!!
Ok, so I'll start with the famous Jin Kazama. He is the most handsome guy from my school, yeah, every girl is sighing for him around the school. Wait, not every girl because I'm not sighing for him. No, I don't like him. He is, I don't know, I don't go with his sweet, gentle, mysterious brown eyes... What am I writing?! Anyway, He has his mother, father and grandfather teaching in the same school (like I said before) and they are all going to teach him. How on Earth did that happen?! Like Xiaoyu said when she found out about his family: I wouldn't like to be this guy.
Here are some speeches he said (I mean, that I heard him saying...! Whatever...)
Jin Kazama to his friend Steve Fox: You think Mariah is hot? Wait till you see Joanne!
Pleeeaaaase!!!!! Why did I had to stay in front of him in the desk? Why?!
Jin: Can I help you with your books?
Me: No! I mean... No, I'm fine thank you.
Yeah, so he talked with me! So what?! Ok, enough of Jin! My best friend Xiaoyu Ling! I know her since the seventh year and she is really kind, sympathetic and funny and she is next to me in the desk.
Xiaoyu: Ok, it's the first day of our last year in Mishima High School and I'm scared already! I mean, our teachers, the new teachers! Oh my God! They are, I don't know... Weird...
Me: You can say that again! Did you see the Science teacher?! She is going to be really mean to us compared with the Science teacher of the last year. You remember her?
Xiaoyu: How could I forget?! Please, don't sit on the desks! Please sit on the chairs! Hey! Stop fighting for that pen! Please... My dears...
Me: Yeah, but she was a very good teacher.
Diary, my friend Xiaoyu. Now, I'll introduce Howarang Doo San, the rebel. Yeah, I dare to say REBEL, because well... He is kind of... How will I explain it...?
Hwoarang interrupting the gymnastic teacher (a big mistake): Yo Teacher! Can I go to the bathroom? Mr. Doo San: No, but you can start running around the football pitch.
Hwoarang: What?! Why? What have I done?
Mr. Doo San: You interrupted me.
Hwoarang: Well, I want to go to the bathroom.
Mr. Doo San: And I want you to run... Three laps around the football pitch.
Hwoarang looking really angry (another big mistake): I just want to go to the bathroom! I ain't gonna run now!
Mr. Doo San smiling pleasantly: Four laps!
Hwoarang: What?! No way!
Mr. Doo San: Look, we can't stay here forever, so start running. Go on! Chop, chop!
And our dear Howarang had to run. Next, is Steve Fox. The blond guy. The cool one. He is the kind guy from my class, but still... He hangs out with Jin Kazama...!
Steve introducing himself to the class (We all had to do it...): Hi dudes! My name is Steve Fox and I'm seventeen years old... Ok, I guess that's it! Nice to meet you all dudes!
And with that, he left to his desk. Isn't he a nice person?!
Steve: Shee... I'm really ungry dudes! Don't you dudes want to eat something?
I just wrote this senteces he said because Steve is always ungry and always eating and still, he has a very good body... Right.
Miharu Hiranu! She is a very nice person. We can really count on her for everything. I met her last year.
Miharu: Hellooo!!!! I'm Miharu Hiranu, for those who don't know me. Ehehe. I like to read and watch T.V. I like very much this school because I have good friends here and, oh I forgot to say that I love dogs! I have two dogs actually, and-
Heihachi Mishima(History teacher): Ok, ok! That's enough. I guess, we know you too much now. Thank you. Go back to your seat!
Yeah... She talks too much, but I like to hear her talking. Really, she is a great person.
And now, diary, be prepared for...! Christie Monteiro!!!!!!
Christie: Hi... My... My name is Christie Monteiro and... Hum... I like ice- creams.. and... hum... to dance. Nice to meet you all... hum... and... and I think we'll be good... aaa... friends.
Yep, she is very shy but a nice young girl. Let's meet Paul Phoenix, the groovy guy!
Paul: Yo to all! I'm Paul Phoenix. Let's see... I like to ride my bike and to all the ladies...! Here's my phone number: 917465-
Nina Williams(Science teacher) yelling: Paul! We do not need to know your phone number! Go back to your seat. And thank you.
Eheheheh!!!! Paul Phoenix, diary! And now, Anna Williams. The little sister of Nina Williams (my Science teacher).
Anna with a bored voice: Hi... I'm Anna Williams, yeah, yeah, our Science teacher sister, in case you didn't notice... I like hot men and sexy clothes and-
Mr. Bryan Fury(French teacher) clearing his throat: Hum.. My dear Anna, that is... that is... very interesting for us to know but... enough.. for now. Thank you.
What a direct person, this Anna, huh? Now, Marshall Law.
Marshall:Hi!Nicetomeetyouall,I'mMasrshallLawandIwanttoopenarestaurantwhenIfi nishthisyeartofollowmydadexample.Thankyouforlisteningtome.Iguessthat'sallIha vetosay.
Interesting. Was the thought that crossed my mind when he finished talking. Speaking of interesting... Lee Chaolan!
Lee: Hello my woderful fellows, my name is Lee Chaolan and I am interrested in robots stuff, in other words, "Technology". I think we are going to get on with each others perfectly well.
Mr. Craig Marduk(Math teacher): Huh, thank you for, huh, your information.
Lee: You are welcome professor. I will return to my seat now.
A very polite boy. Now, the capoeira boy! Eddy Gordo. Eddy: Yo, yo, yo everybody. I'm from Brasil and I love capoeira which I practise everyday. My name is Eddy Gordo and I hope you like capoeira for me to teach you some moves!
Yeah, Eddy is cool! And now, Kunimitsu!
Kunimitsu: Hello. I'm Kunimitsu. Nice to meet you. I don't talk much about me, so if you want to meet me better, hang out with me!
Strange... But I think she feels a little lonely... I have to do something about it. Maybe I'll start hanging out with her. She seems a nice person. And the last student: Bruce Irvin! Bruce: Hi! Me name is Bruce and I like to watch Kick Box fights! In fact, I know a lot about Kick Boxing, so be careful with me! Ah, ah.... Nice to meet you!
He seemed tough... Hum... Ok. A small class, but, hey, it couldn't be better! I'm not kidding! I love my class, my teachers... and my classmates. Can't wait to see them again, tomorrow!......... Oh! I forgot to talk about the janitor. His name is Ganryu.
Ganryu: Hey! Get out of there! I just finished cleaning it! Can't you see!?
Poor janitor... The things he has to bare. That's all for today, diary. My second day writing in here. And you know what? I'm starting to like writing in here... Maybe, my mother was right. Well, I'm really tired. See ya! (?)
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***** I don't want you to think that I'm making fun of Tekken... I'm not! I really love Tekken characters and games. I just thought it would be funny writing about them like that. By the way, I don't own Tekken. All the characters belong to Namco! Thank you for the reviews!!!!!! Keep sending!********