A not so lucky day
Dear diary,
Normally, I would write that this day, was a normal day, but Noooooooo... It wasn't properly a normal day! In the morning when I arrived at my school, who was leaning against the wall of the building? Yes, Howarang, Steve and... Jin! Me and Xiaoyu went to cheer them:
Xiaoyu: Hey! Hi guys! Good morning! What are you doing?
Steve: Hi girls! How are ya? Me and the dudes here, were just talking.
Hwoarang with a suspicious smile: Good morning Xiaoyu, Julia!
Me, greeting the boys: Steve, Howarang... Jin!
Until here, everything is fine! What comes next is the problem, but I'll talk about that later! After Chemistry... and speaking of chemistry... Look at what happened in this class:
Jin rasing his hand. All the class turned the attetion at him: Hey paps! I have a question!
Mr. Kazuya Mishima(Chemistry teacher): Don't call me paps!!!! What is the question?
Jin: Right. Can you lend me some money for my lunch paps?
Isn't he an arrogant person? Sheesh... I hate him! That never happened in a class before! Wooo... This year is going to be tough and hilarious.... Well... In History...
Mr. Heihachi Mishima: Before I begin the lesson. I want you all to call me "Sir" is that clear?
Howarang (from the back) in a low voice and raising his hand to his forehead: Yes Sir!
Mr. Mishima: Let's see the book... Open in the page 102!
Me: Hum... Mr. Mishima? Sir? Weren't we suppose to begin from the page ten.. Sir?
Mr. Mishima: Ho... A smart girl... Listen here, I don't like smart kids! I'm teaching, so let me teach! By the way, detention for you Miss Chang. For trying to be smarter than the teacher!
Me: But that's unfair! Sir... I was just trying to-
Mr. Mishima: You dare to answer back? Two hours in detention Miss Chang, with me!
And then, I got detention. The day started to became difficult for me from here but this isn't the worst part!!!!!!
In Science....
Nina Williams(Science teacher) yelling: Page eleven everybody! We'll start with the animals!
Paul Phoenix not lower enough (a big mistake): Too bad... We should begin from the human body. To be more specific. Girls.
Nina Williams, yelling: Oh, you want to study the girls! Why? You didn't study them before?
Paul: It's not that, madam. It's-
Nina Williams, yelling: I know what you mean! Why don't you go study the girls outside?! Huh?
Paul: I don't mind, but I'd prefer you could teach me, after all you're the Science te-
Nina Williams, yelling: OUT!!!!!
(Sigh) And that was just the beginning... There's one in every class... Wait! There's a lot in mine. (Sigh)
In French:
Bryan Fury(French teacher): Hum. My dear students. I have an announcement to make. Hum. It's more like a request, actually. The. the. student that removed the letters C and L from our CLASS door, please. Put them there again. I'm not saying. hum. that it was one of you, but. If it is one of you, please put them where they belong, is that fine?
Well. We still don't know who made that exploit! (Why is this year so different?!)
At lunch time, me, Xiaoyu, Miharu, Howarang and Steve had lunch together. A normal lunch, in a way of speaking:
Hwoarang: So. Julia! You got detention with Heihachi Mishima! Poor girl. I wouldn't like to be in your place.
Steve: I heard he sings when he's giving detention! Girl. You don't want to hear him singing.
Hwoarang: Yeah. It will be terrifying for you!
Me: Ok, ok! Don't scare me more than I am right now!
Steve: And it's going to be two hours!
Me, sighing: I'm doomed.
Xiaoyu: Don't worry Julia, it can't be that bad!
Hwoarang (laughing): Yeah! Maybe, he doesn't yell at you for not trying to be "smarter than the teacher", but of course if you're lucky or he's in a good mood today, he won't do that!
Me, motionless: Thank you for your touching words Howarang! I'm feeling better now!
Hwoarang: Sorry! Can't help it!
Miharu: Ah! Come on you guys! Stop teasing Julia! I would like to see your faces if it were you two having detention with Heihachi Mishima!
Steve: Yeah! Dude! Stop teasing Julia!
Hwoarang (We all looked angrily at him): What?! I wasn't the only one teasing Julia!
Steve: Fine! I'm sorry Julia! Well, I have to go dudes! Good luck to you girl!
Me, (sadly): Thank you!
Miharu: You see? Why can't you be like Steve? He apologised!
Hwoarang, (blushing), scratching the back of his head: Sorry.
On that moment, I could only think of one word to describe what I was feeling: Panic!
In the detention.
Mr. Mishima (looking suspiciously happy): Come in Miss Chang! Have a seat. Ah ah! By the way, I called your mother to speak with me! But she'll be here later. I have something to speak with her.
Me: Hum. Mr. Mishima, sir? I want to apologise for my behaviour and-
Mr. Mishima: Too late for that now, Julia!
I knew, perfectly well, that I was apologising for something idiot but, well, I didn't want the director of the school as an enemy. Guess it was too late. In the beginning I felt a little sorry about the old man but that feeling soooo disappeared when he started to sing "My way" of Frank Sinatra, with his voice. That thought is still in my mind! Aaaaaarrghhhh!!!!!!! Howarang and Steve were right! He sings when he's giving detention! Maybe. That's the detention! Anyway. But, still this isn't the worst part. After detention, I went straight to my house passing by my mother who looked at me with furious eyes. Xiaoyu phoned me:
Xiaoyu: Hi Julia! I just wanted to know if you are alive!
Me: Well, I made it! But believe in me. Never, ever do something to leave Heihachi Mishima mad!
Xiaoyu: Really? Was it that bad?
Me: He sang the song "My way" while he was working on some papers he had on his desk! And his voice is not a Frank Sinatra's voice! He even called my mother to go speak with him! If he made all this because I told him that we're supposed to begin the History lessons from page ten, what would happen to me if it was me removing the letters "C" and "L" from the door that says "Class A"!
Xiaoyu (laughing): He would probably kick you out of the school! It wasn't you, was it?
Me: What?! Who do you think I am?
Xiaoyu (still laughing): Well, I don't know! Anyway, I have to go, ok? See you tomorrow! I'll be at your house at eight, right?
Me: Yeah! See you, tomorrow morning!
My mother arrived half an hour later.
Michelle (my mother) in a hurry: Hi Julia! Your teacher Mishima told me what happened!
Me: You don't think he is right, do you?
Michelle (looking worried): Look. He's the teacher and you are the student! Let the teacher do his work, ok? It's just his way of teaching ok?
Me: But I just gave my opinion!
Michelle: Alright! But, well, now you know how to behave in his lessons, ok? Try to be more patient and understanding, will you do that?
Me: Do I have another choice?
Now, here comes the problem, it will be difficult for me to write it down, but if I have to write my life here. (Sigh)
Michelle: Julia. I have to tell you something.
Me (smiling): Ok!
Michelle: Today. I'm goingoutwithyourgymnasticteacherBaekDooSan!
Me (laughing): What? Ah, ah, ah,ah! I thought I heard you saying that you were going out with my gymnastic teacher Baek Doo San! Sheesh. But what was it you said?
Michelle (looking at me seriously): You heard perfectly well what I said.
Me (Shocked): What?! Oh my God! I think I'm going to faint! Ooohhh. I'm not feeling well!!!!
Michelle: Come on Julia. I thought you would be happy for me!
Me: Do I look happy to you?!
Michelle: Well. What seems to be the problem with that?
Me (yelling): Problem????? You're going out with one of my teachers!!!!!!!!!!! How did that happen?????
Michelle: We met today, when I went to see Mr. Mishima. He asked me out!
Me: But you are my mother! What am I supposed to do?
Michelle: You can't depend always on me! You're seventeen, you can't cook but you will learn, you live with me, I take care of you, but I have to take care of me too. I do almost everything for you! What do you have to say in your defence?
Me: I'm not pregnant! Besides, you are my mother! That's your job! Take care of me!
Michelle: I'm just going out! It's not that I'm going to live with him!
Me: Fine! Today is going out and tomorrow? What will it be? Maybe. Live with him?!
Michelle (sighing impatiently): Try to understand it, ok? Oh, and you'll have to do your dinner tonight!
That was it! I'm still in shock! Ten burned dinners later.
It's ten o'clock p.m. and she's not here yet! I mean, they left two hours ago! She should be here by now!
One o'clock in the morning! She arrived ten minutes ago!
Michelle: You're still awake! You have classes tomorrow! Get into the bed right now!
Me (angry): So? How was it Michelle?
Michelle: Don't call me Michelle! It was fine! Now go to bed!
Me: But-
Michelle: NOW!
As you can see diary. My life sucks! I wish I could fall asleep and never wake up again! But, unfortunately. That's not possible. Bye, for now!
Dear diary,
Normally, I would write that this day, was a normal day, but Noooooooo... It wasn't properly a normal day! In the morning when I arrived at my school, who was leaning against the wall of the building? Yes, Howarang, Steve and... Jin! Me and Xiaoyu went to cheer them:
Xiaoyu: Hey! Hi guys! Good morning! What are you doing?
Steve: Hi girls! How are ya? Me and the dudes here, were just talking.
Hwoarang with a suspicious smile: Good morning Xiaoyu, Julia!
Me, greeting the boys: Steve, Howarang... Jin!
Until here, everything is fine! What comes next is the problem, but I'll talk about that later! After Chemistry... and speaking of chemistry... Look at what happened in this class:
Jin rasing his hand. All the class turned the attetion at him: Hey paps! I have a question!
Mr. Kazuya Mishima(Chemistry teacher): Don't call me paps!!!! What is the question?
Jin: Right. Can you lend me some money for my lunch paps?
Isn't he an arrogant person? Sheesh... I hate him! That never happened in a class before! Wooo... This year is going to be tough and hilarious.... Well... In History...
Mr. Heihachi Mishima: Before I begin the lesson. I want you all to call me "Sir" is that clear?
Howarang (from the back) in a low voice and raising his hand to his forehead: Yes Sir!
Mr. Mishima: Let's see the book... Open in the page 102!
Me: Hum... Mr. Mishima? Sir? Weren't we suppose to begin from the page ten.. Sir?
Mr. Mishima: Ho... A smart girl... Listen here, I don't like smart kids! I'm teaching, so let me teach! By the way, detention for you Miss Chang. For trying to be smarter than the teacher!
Me: But that's unfair! Sir... I was just trying to-
Mr. Mishima: You dare to answer back? Two hours in detention Miss Chang, with me!
And then, I got detention. The day started to became difficult for me from here but this isn't the worst part!!!!!!
In Science....
Nina Williams(Science teacher) yelling: Page eleven everybody! We'll start with the animals!
Paul Phoenix not lower enough (a big mistake): Too bad... We should begin from the human body. To be more specific. Girls.
Nina Williams, yelling: Oh, you want to study the girls! Why? You didn't study them before?
Paul: It's not that, madam. It's-
Nina Williams, yelling: I know what you mean! Why don't you go study the girls outside?! Huh?
Paul: I don't mind, but I'd prefer you could teach me, after all you're the Science te-
Nina Williams, yelling: OUT!!!!!
(Sigh) And that was just the beginning... There's one in every class... Wait! There's a lot in mine. (Sigh)
In French:
Bryan Fury(French teacher): Hum. My dear students. I have an announcement to make. Hum. It's more like a request, actually. The. the. student that removed the letters C and L from our CLASS door, please. Put them there again. I'm not saying. hum. that it was one of you, but. If it is one of you, please put them where they belong, is that fine?
Well. We still don't know who made that exploit! (Why is this year so different?!)
At lunch time, me, Xiaoyu, Miharu, Howarang and Steve had lunch together. A normal lunch, in a way of speaking:
Hwoarang: So. Julia! You got detention with Heihachi Mishima! Poor girl. I wouldn't like to be in your place.
Steve: I heard he sings when he's giving detention! Girl. You don't want to hear him singing.
Hwoarang: Yeah. It will be terrifying for you!
Me: Ok, ok! Don't scare me more than I am right now!
Steve: And it's going to be two hours!
Me, sighing: I'm doomed.
Xiaoyu: Don't worry Julia, it can't be that bad!
Hwoarang (laughing): Yeah! Maybe, he doesn't yell at you for not trying to be "smarter than the teacher", but of course if you're lucky or he's in a good mood today, he won't do that!
Me, motionless: Thank you for your touching words Howarang! I'm feeling better now!
Hwoarang: Sorry! Can't help it!
Miharu: Ah! Come on you guys! Stop teasing Julia! I would like to see your faces if it were you two having detention with Heihachi Mishima!
Steve: Yeah! Dude! Stop teasing Julia!
Hwoarang (We all looked angrily at him): What?! I wasn't the only one teasing Julia!
Steve: Fine! I'm sorry Julia! Well, I have to go dudes! Good luck to you girl!
Me, (sadly): Thank you!
Miharu: You see? Why can't you be like Steve? He apologised!
Hwoarang, (blushing), scratching the back of his head: Sorry.
On that moment, I could only think of one word to describe what I was feeling: Panic!
In the detention.
Mr. Mishima (looking suspiciously happy): Come in Miss Chang! Have a seat. Ah ah! By the way, I called your mother to speak with me! But she'll be here later. I have something to speak with her.
Me: Hum. Mr. Mishima, sir? I want to apologise for my behaviour and-
Mr. Mishima: Too late for that now, Julia!
I knew, perfectly well, that I was apologising for something idiot but, well, I didn't want the director of the school as an enemy. Guess it was too late. In the beginning I felt a little sorry about the old man but that feeling soooo disappeared when he started to sing "My way" of Frank Sinatra, with his voice. That thought is still in my mind! Aaaaaarrghhhh!!!!!!! Howarang and Steve were right! He sings when he's giving detention! Maybe. That's the detention! Anyway. But, still this isn't the worst part. After detention, I went straight to my house passing by my mother who looked at me with furious eyes. Xiaoyu phoned me:
Xiaoyu: Hi Julia! I just wanted to know if you are alive!
Me: Well, I made it! But believe in me. Never, ever do something to leave Heihachi Mishima mad!
Xiaoyu: Really? Was it that bad?
Me: He sang the song "My way" while he was working on some papers he had on his desk! And his voice is not a Frank Sinatra's voice! He even called my mother to go speak with him! If he made all this because I told him that we're supposed to begin the History lessons from page ten, what would happen to me if it was me removing the letters "C" and "L" from the door that says "Class A"!
Xiaoyu (laughing): He would probably kick you out of the school! It wasn't you, was it?
Me: What?! Who do you think I am?
Xiaoyu (still laughing): Well, I don't know! Anyway, I have to go, ok? See you tomorrow! I'll be at your house at eight, right?
Me: Yeah! See you, tomorrow morning!
My mother arrived half an hour later.
Michelle (my mother) in a hurry: Hi Julia! Your teacher Mishima told me what happened!
Me: You don't think he is right, do you?
Michelle (looking worried): Look. He's the teacher and you are the student! Let the teacher do his work, ok? It's just his way of teaching ok?
Me: But I just gave my opinion!
Michelle: Alright! But, well, now you know how to behave in his lessons, ok? Try to be more patient and understanding, will you do that?
Me: Do I have another choice?
Now, here comes the problem, it will be difficult for me to write it down, but if I have to write my life here. (Sigh)
Michelle: Julia. I have to tell you something.
Me (smiling): Ok!
Michelle: Today. I'm goingoutwithyourgymnasticteacherBaekDooSan!
Me (laughing): What? Ah, ah, ah,ah! I thought I heard you saying that you were going out with my gymnastic teacher Baek Doo San! Sheesh. But what was it you said?
Michelle (looking at me seriously): You heard perfectly well what I said.
Me (Shocked): What?! Oh my God! I think I'm going to faint! Ooohhh. I'm not feeling well!!!!
Michelle: Come on Julia. I thought you would be happy for me!
Me: Do I look happy to you?!
Michelle: Well. What seems to be the problem with that?
Me (yelling): Problem????? You're going out with one of my teachers!!!!!!!!!!! How did that happen?????
Michelle: We met today, when I went to see Mr. Mishima. He asked me out!
Me: But you are my mother! What am I supposed to do?
Michelle: You can't depend always on me! You're seventeen, you can't cook but you will learn, you live with me, I take care of you, but I have to take care of me too. I do almost everything for you! What do you have to say in your defence?
Me: I'm not pregnant! Besides, you are my mother! That's your job! Take care of me!
Michelle: I'm just going out! It's not that I'm going to live with him!
Me: Fine! Today is going out and tomorrow? What will it be? Maybe. Live with him?!
Michelle (sighing impatiently): Try to understand it, ok? Oh, and you'll have to do your dinner tonight!
That was it! I'm still in shock! Ten burned dinners later.
It's ten o'clock p.m. and she's not here yet! I mean, they left two hours ago! She should be here by now!
One o'clock in the morning! She arrived ten minutes ago!
Michelle: You're still awake! You have classes tomorrow! Get into the bed right now!
Me (angry): So? How was it Michelle?
Michelle: Don't call me Michelle! It was fine! Now go to bed!
Me: But-
Michelle: NOW!
As you can see diary. My life sucks! I wish I could fall asleep and never wake up again! But, unfortunately. That's not possible. Bye, for now!
