A/N: Okay the fic I tried of Resident evil sucked. Because
1: I never played the game!
2: never played it even more!!
3: Didn't have enough happy quotas to make more chapters!
4: I was lazy.
So I present Silent hill 2, in my own crude and odd fashion.
So don't mind me. Just read!
- - - - - - - - - The Graveyard - - - - - - - - -
James: Hmm....If my sense of direction is right...and the wind is going in the nowhere direction....silent hill should be right over.....THERE! *Points at the giant Denny's sign* ....Jesus since Mary took my map to her grave I haven't been able to find my way out of Denny's....I am so fricken lost....
Mary:Jaaaames.....jaaaames....meet...mee...meeet...meee....
James: WTF!? Where is that noise coming from? O.o; Better yet what does meat me mean? Mary? Could you really be in this god forsaken peanut shell?
James skips along the fairy fog smoked roads of silent hill into the graveyard. Tripping over 24 graves until he finds a girl putting moustaches on the cement angels
James: hmm...Police! PUT DOWN THE MUSTACHES! *Points a piece of cardboard at the girl*
Girl: O-oh sorry. Was this someone you really cared about?
James: Uhh...no...erm anyways did you notice it was really foggy
Jessie: SHUT UP AND SAY THE LINES RIGHT!
James: *Cowers in fear* Uhh...okay excuse me?
Girl: I, I'm sorry...I, I... I was just....just....hahahaha!!!! I was defiling bodies that belonged to the zombies of this town and your wife is going to die because she's alive and I'm going to go insane and I'm going to set a staircase on fire and giggle and eat your brains and rape your corpse and Weeeeeeee!
Jessie: O_O
James: O_O
Zombies: O_O!
James: Yeah, I'm looking for Silent Hill......Is this the right way?
Girl: (Giggle) Um yeah.... It's hard to see with this fog, but there's only the one road. You can't miss it. Bye funny lady I love you bai baaai! (She waved and continued to defile monuments and what not)
James: What a coo coo nutcase...(Sniffle) I want my coco puffs!
James walked and walked and walked...and beat up stuff. And walked until Jessie the magical fanfic writer of horribleness made James walk into an area of the street where there are long streaks of blood And it looks like a body has been drug across the ground
James: Hmm...looks like a mass spaghetti-o's accident. Oh well. Tra-lala- lala. (Skips off)
Camera zooms to show a strange form farther down the street walking away from James until it disappears into the fog
James: Weeeee camera fun! (Runs after the shadow tra-la-la-la)
James follows another set of blood streaks he finds further down the street Down into an alleyway and eventually ends up in some type of old, brick Edifice, which looks to be undergoing construction. He hears a radio making Strange noises within the construction site and picks it up to examine it. He eventually notices that the strange form he saw earlier in the street is In the construction area with him kneeling next to a dead body. As the Figure begins to walk towards James; he picks up a board with a nail in it And attacks the creature until it lays bleeding and motionless on the ground. James then examines the creature
James: *screams like a five year old, then pokes the creature* Is it dead? What the hell is it? It's not human....maybe a type of Chessie. Or something...
As James exits the construction area he remembers the radio he picked up and Takes it out of his jacket pocket in order to examine it
James: w00t examining thingies!
A very staticy female voices comes on the radio as James looks it over
Voice: N....Na....chos.....J....ame...s... b.....ring.....na.....chos..... T....he.....na......cho......ja....me...s
James: What the fook? Nachos? WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND NACHOS!? (Stares at a 7-Eleven down the street,)
Five minute later.
James: (Stares at the radio) What the ...? I'd better take it anyway. I might need it for some zombie music later.
======================= THE APARTMENTS =======================
James sees a key lying on the ground, but has to stick his arm through a Metal bar partition in order to reach it
James: Fooking key! I shall use the Jedi force to get it to come to me. Huyaaaaaa......cooooome...toooo....meeee.....(Reachs arm out)
He is struggling to reach it when suddenly Someone on the other side of the bars kicks the key out of his reach and then Steps on James' hand.
James: AHHHH ZOMBIE (Commences with the screaming of a five year old)
Instead of a zombie. There was a nice blonde little girl. Tee hee. Zombie food.
Little girl: Ha-ha!
James: Hey wait you little bitch! I will give you such a wedgie if we run into each other again! COME BACK YOU FREAKING NUTCASE!
The little girl runs down the dark hallway on the other side of the metal Bars until she disappears laughing her head off.
James: Damn it, freaking nutcase kids.
- - - - - - - - - - - Room 208, Enter Eddie. - - - - - - - - - - -
Once James enters the hallway of the second floor apartments after obtaining The handgun he hears a loud scream as he approaches the intersection of the Middle north-south and the east-west hallways.
James: Weeeeee screaming and airplanes buzzzz! *Waves his arms like a bird*
James then finds his way to room 208. There he finds a dead body sitting in front of a television. There is blood splattered across the corpses face and Body, as well as all over the television and part of the wall, and there was a bowl of uneaten cheesies.
James: Oh my God.... Who could've.......WHO COULD'VE LEFT CHEESIES UNEATEN! (Insert girly scream here)
James eventually makes his way to room 101 of the Woodside apartments. Once He enters he finds a dead body hanging out of the refrigerator in the Kitchen, he munches on his cheesie and kicks the fridge door closed mumbling through the cheesies
James: Stupid hooligans leaving the fridge door open. Haven't they ever been taught about energy wasting?
There is also the sound of someone being sick coming from one of the rooms Within the apartment. When James enters the bathroom of the apartment, he Finds a man throwing up into the bathroom toilet, James giggles at the sight of someone being sick.
Man: It wasn't me! I didn't do it!
James: huh? Do what? Who when where? What? O_o;
Man: I didn't do anything. I, I swear! He was like this when I got here...
James: My uh, my name's James. James Sunderland. Woo I eat nachos and kill zombies. What do you do?
Man: Ummm... Eddie. O.x
James: Eddie, who's that dead guy in the kitchen? And better yet. Would you like some cheesies? I found some in the other dead guy's house. =D
Eddie: I didn't do it. I swear I didn't kill anybody.
James: You're not friends with that red, pyramid thing, are you? Cause if you are. I'll have to throw a pie at you.
Eddie: Red pyramid thing? I don't know what yer talkin' about.
Honest. But I did see some weird-lookin' monsters.
They scared the hell outta me, so I ran in here...
James: (Giggle) and what happened after that? (He asked in a sigmen fraud kind of way) Ahem....err Well, I guess this place isn't too safe either. What happened here anyway?
Eddie: Uh I, I told ya I don't know. I'm not even from this town. I just, I just...
James: You too, huh. You ate a bad pizza? ^_^
Eddie: Umm... yeah. You could say that... O_o
James: Well whatever it is... I think you better get out of here soon. Go back home to your puppy dog and stuff. And yeah.
Eddie: Puppy dog...uhh.....Yeah yer right. What about you?
James: I'll leave as soon as I'm done here. Eddie... be killful. ^^
Eddie: James, I... I... um... You be uhh...cheeseful. .
James walks out of the bathroom then comes back in Blinking for a moment.
James: Eddie, are you okay? Do you need a cheesie?
Eddie: Yeah, I guess...(James gives him a cheesie)
James eventually makes his way to the adjacent apartment building "Blue Creek Apartments". There, he walks into one of the bedrooms of apartment 109 And finds the girl he talked to earlier in the graveyard lying on the floor Holding a butcher knife and staring at herself in a mirror that takes up the Entire area of one of the walls.
Girl: Oh... it's you.....cheesie man.
James: Yeah... I'm James...I like bacon.
Girl: Angela...the deaf. O.O Don't talk to me.
James: Angela... okay. I don't know what you're planning... But there's
Always another way.
Angela: Really? But... You're the same as me. It's easier just to run.
Besides, it's what we deserve; I want my ears cut off so I can't hear em trying to break down my door.
James: No... I'm not like you. I'm like darth vaider. Luke. I am your father.
Angela: (Goes into a sarcasm fit) Are you afraid?
I, I'm sorry.
James: It's okay... Did you find your mother? Brother? Sister? Doggy? Mommy?....cheesies....mmm...Skittles! (Runs around then sits down and looks at the girl)
Angela: Not yet... She's not anywhere... she was so funny. Every time that daddy hit me she would chuckle. Then she got brutally murdered and now she sent me a letter saying to meet her in our specia-
James: HEY stop reading my letter. Anyways... Did she live in this apartment building? Better yet. Did she "JUMP" off of this apartment building?
Angela: I don't know...
James: So all you know is she lived in this town? Do you have anymore cheesies? (Waves bowl of emptiness around)
Angela: What did you say? How do you know that? (She glared at him not blinking...for two seconds, then blink) ARGH.
James: I WON! Wooo.....Well... I just figured, cause this is where you're looking for her. How else would I know?
Angela: Yeah.....Skittles! weeeeee!.....mommy. (Sucks on her thumb)
James: Am I right? Tell me I'm right? Hey don't look tired! NOOOOOOO
Angela: I'm so tired...what is that a problem cheesie man?
James: So why did you come to this town anyway? (Munches on a bag that had once contained skittles)
Angela: ...I, I'm sorry. Did you find... the person you're looking for? Tell me or I'll make sure an ice pick up your nose! GIMMIE A PICTURE! AHHHHHH......go on. ^_^
James: Not yet....O_O
James pulls out a picture of his lovely wif- a girl that appears to have been a zombie stripper at Heaven's Night.
James: Oops (Quickly puts it back in his wallet then grabs another picture of a windy old bat who looks sick, or Mary as people would know.) Her name's Mary. She's my wife...and the bringer of beer. =D
Angela looks at the picture and shakes her head indicating that she does not recognize Mary
Angela: I'm sorry....I removed half of my brain with memories of that bitch. :D
James: It's okay. Anyway, she's dead. I don't know why I think she's here. I'm thinking she has my nacho's held hostage.
Angela: ...She's dead? w00t now I can eat at happy burger! Weeee...
James: Don't worry, I'm not crazy. Least, I don't think so... SKITTLES!
Angela: I've gotta find my mama...Love you crazy lady bai bai.
Angela stands up and begins walking towards the door
James: Should I go with you? This town's dangerous. Now I know what you
Meant back they're in the cemetery. Not to mention someone has my nachos imprisoned...and is trying to fake being my wife.
Angela: I'll be okay by myself. Besides, I'd just slow you down. Like Maria will and she'll die 24 times WEEEEE (Swings knife around)
James: What about that? You stupid bitch you were about to leave without giving me another weapon weren't you? =(
James points to the butcher knife Angela is still holding
Angela: Will you hold it for me?
James: Sure. No problem. (Giggle)
Angela: If I kept it.... I'm not sure what I might do. I might go on a killing rampage and make it into my own silent hill game. . then you'd be out of a job.
James steps towards Angela and reaches his hand out to take the knife from Her. Angela steps back, screams, and points the knife at James
Angela: No!! I'm sorry...I've been bad... Please don't...You know. I've always felt like Mary is watching me telling me not to kill you even though I really wanna. Oh well. Enjoy the knife! Skittles!
Angela sets the knife on a stand before running out of the room laughing insanely. After Watching her leave, James walks over to the stand and picks up the knife in order to examine it
==================================================== The brat. The fat guy. And the stripper. ====================================================
After James makes his way out of the apartments, he walks down an alley and Comes across the same little girl that stepped on his hand earlier. She is Sitting on a wall that separates the apartments from the alleyway and is Humming.
James: It was you, wasn't it? You're the one who stepped on my hand. You little bitch! C'mere and I'll give you that wedgie I was talking about!
Little girl: *smiling* I don't know... Maybe I did...Why should I come to you? You old fart.
James: What's a little girl like you doing here anyway?
Little girl: Huh? Are you blind or something old fart?
James: What's that letter? Give it to me you little hooligan!
Little girl: None of your business.
(The little girl stands up and begins to walk away)
Little girl: You didn't love Mary anyway! YOU STUPID FREAKING OLD FART!
James: Wait! How do you know Mary's name! And do you know where I can get some more cheesies! (Waves bowl around desperately)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - James at the Entrance to Denny's parking lot - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
After going through a tunnel, James reaches a large brick sign with the Words "Denny's" on it
James: I wonder if this is Rosewater Park....? Oh well....Mary? Could you be here?
James makes his way somehow to Rosewater Park, he reaches an area That looks out onto the water(or what used to be the water). He sees a woman Looking out at the lake and makes his way towards her
James: Mary?
The woman turns around and smiles at James
James: No... You're not....AHHHH CLONES! ZOMBIES STRIPPERS [Insert girly scream here]
Woman: Do I look like your girlfriend? And will you stop screaming. I'm real.
James: No.... my late wife. I can't believe it... You could be her twin. Your face, your voice... Just your hair and clothes are different. And you look like a hot hooker. Which my wife never did. Not even hot-hot.
Woman: My name... is Maria. I don't look like a ghost. Do I? See? Feel how warm I am.
Maria then takes James' right hand and places it on her chest. James backs away and pulls his hand away from Maria.
James: You're really not Mary! Mary never had such huge knockers.
Maria: I told you... I'm Maria. And will you use conmen sense for once? Ya weirdo.
James: Sorry, I was confused. Bye bye!
James begins to walk away from Maria in the direction he just came from.
Maria: Where are you going you bastard?
James: I'm looking for Mary. Have you seen her....you know you could stop being a bitch anytime now?
Maria: Didn't you say she died...that means your available....(Giggle)
James: Oh yeah... three years ago. But I got a letter from her. She said she was waiting in our 'special place'. She's a crazy loonie. But she's holding my nacho's hostage.
Maria: And that's here? Anyway, I haven't seen her. Is this your only
'Special place'? Boy you guys should have pictures or something.
What looks to be an old black and white movie clip of Mary is shown. This Seems to be one of James' memories then it makes a buzz noise and James bonks his head.
James: Well, there's the hotel, too, I guess. The one on the lake... I
Wonder if it's still there. It was on a lake. And it had skittles. And candy and mars bars and everything! AND LOVE. Wooo.
Maria: The Lakeview Hotel? Yeah, it's still there. So, the hotel was your 'special place', huh? I'll bet it was... could we go there and make love now James?
James begins to walk away and Maria reaches out to grab his arm. [Insert James's girly scream here]
Maria: Don't get so mad. I was just joking. Anyway, it's not that way.
It's this way.
Maria points in the opposite direction that James just came from. James Begins to walk away from Maria in the direction she just pointed. Maria Follows him and James looks back.
James: You're coming with me? Go away you freaking bitch.
Maria: You were gonna just leave me here?
James: Yeah.....but...
Maria: With all these monsters around?
James: That was the plan. =D
Maria: I'm all alone here. Everyone else is gone... I look like Mary,
Don't I? You loved her, right?
Or maybe you hated her...
James: Yeah that's about right. ^_^
James begins to walk away and Maria follows him.
Maria: So it's okay?
James: Yeah, fine. Just make sure to get killed by the traffic cone head guys.
- - - - - - - - - - - - The Bowling Alley - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually make their way to Pete's Bowl-O-Rama" from Rosewater Park. James begins to open the front door.
Maria: I'll wait here. I hate bowling.
James: Okay I'll see you tomorrow. .
Maria: Aww...c'mon come baaack...
James walks into the bowling alley and opens the only unlocked door into a Storage room.The scene cuts to Eddie and the little girl that James first Saw in the apartments. Eddie is sitting at a table eating pizza while the Little girl is sitting next to him on the table.
Little Girl: So what'd you do? Robbery, murder? Look I've been charged with more then you can think of. Even four accounts of dead body rape.
Eddie: Nah, nothing like that.
Little Girl: Hah! You're just a gutless fatso!
Eddie: Whadda you have to say that for? You're just a relentless bitch like Mary.
Little Girl: I thought you said the cops were after you. Fatso. .
Eddie: No, I just ran 'cause I was scared. I don't know what the cops are doing.
Laura: But if you did something bad, why don't you just say you were sorry? Well... I guess I run away lots too. Like from that bastard James. That killed the only friend I had in the woooorld.
Eddie: It's no good. They wouldn't listen. Nobody will ever forgive me.
The scene cuts back to James in the storeroom, but Eddie's voice is still Heard talking to Laura.
Eddie: Did ya find the lady you're looking for... What's her name... Mary? I wonder if she'll kill him. .
James eventually finds his way into the room with Eddie and Laura. There, He finds Eddie still at the table eating pizza. However, the little girl is Gone from the table and not seen.
James: Eddie?
Eddie: Oh... umm, yer...that there dude. Cheesie man.
James: James. We met in the apartment building you memory lodged fat bastard.
Eddie: Yeah, I remember, but...where's your bowl of cheesies?
James: Are you alone here, Eddie?...uhh with some slut outside.
Eddie: Uh, no...That ball is my friend.
A green bowling ball is shown rolling across the floor towards Eddie. Eddie And James both look at the bowling ball and then follow the direction it came From with their eyes. The little girl James met earlier in the apartments is Shown walking towards the exit door.
Little Girl: Bye-bye fatman and wife killer!
The little girl then walks out the door.
James: Wait! Come back! Eddie! Let's go after her! Scooby dooo where are yooooh!?
Eddie: Huh? Laura? But why...? She's a little bitch. .
James: Laura? Is that her name? O_o
Eddie: That's what the bitch said. Before she called me fat. And I ate pizza. ^_^ mmm skittleypizza.
James: This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza!?.....Did you say skittles?
Eddie: She said she was fine by herself... She said a fatso like me would just slow her down....(Munches on pizza)
James: Forget you... Who is that girl anyhow?
Eddie: I don't know. All I know is her name. I swear. Now go away you loser.
James then exits to the bowling alley parking lot and finds that Maria is Gone from where she was standing when he entered. After he begins to walk Outside Maria comes jogging up to him panting.
James: Did a little girl run out of here? I owe her a wedgie. -_- And where's my cheesie bowl.
Maria: Yeah, she was too fast for me! Aren't you gonna go after her? You're such a bastard. I threw it at her and some zombie took it. .
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Alleyway behind Heaven's Night - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually find there way to a small alleyway behind the Rear parking lot at Pete's Bowl-O-Rama. There, Maria points to a small gap Between the intersection of a brick building and a concrete wall.
Maria: She went through there. Look you bastard.
*James looks through the small gap and it is made obvious that there is no Way either he or Maria can fit through it.
James: Is there any other way?...maybe I could shove you through that hole...
Maria: Yeah, there is.
Maria points to a metal door they passed leading into the brick building.
Maria: Right through there. Now open it you pathetic loser.
James then walks up to the door and tries to open it, but the knob on the Door won't turn.
James: It's no good. It's locked. You stupid bitch why do you keep pointing me at doors that are locke-
Maria then pushes James aside and starts pulling keys out of various areas Of her clothing and looks to be using them to unlock the door. It is not Made clear whether Maria is actually using several different keys or if she just uses one and is messing around with James by pretending to use several. When Maria has finished unlocking the door she steps aside and puts her hand out signalling James that he can go ahead and open it.
(A/N: Here's where the long fricken chapter ends. I'll do chaseing Laura tomorrow or tonight.)
- - - - - - - - - The Graveyard - - - - - - - - -
James: Hmm....If my sense of direction is right...and the wind is going in the nowhere direction....silent hill should be right over.....THERE! *Points at the giant Denny's sign* ....Jesus since Mary took my map to her grave I haven't been able to find my way out of Denny's....I am so fricken lost....
Mary:Jaaaames.....jaaaames....meet...mee...meeet...meee....
James: WTF!? Where is that noise coming from? O.o; Better yet what does meat me mean? Mary? Could you really be in this god forsaken peanut shell?
James skips along the fairy fog smoked roads of silent hill into the graveyard. Tripping over 24 graves until he finds a girl putting moustaches on the cement angels
James: hmm...Police! PUT DOWN THE MUSTACHES! *Points a piece of cardboard at the girl*
Girl: O-oh sorry. Was this someone you really cared about?
James: Uhh...no...erm anyways did you notice it was really foggy
Jessie: SHUT UP AND SAY THE LINES RIGHT!
James: *Cowers in fear* Uhh...okay excuse me?
Girl: I, I'm sorry...I, I... I was just....just....hahahaha!!!! I was defiling bodies that belonged to the zombies of this town and your wife is going to die because she's alive and I'm going to go insane and I'm going to set a staircase on fire and giggle and eat your brains and rape your corpse and Weeeeeeee!
Jessie: O_O
James: O_O
Zombies: O_O!
James: Yeah, I'm looking for Silent Hill......Is this the right way?
Girl: (Giggle) Um yeah.... It's hard to see with this fog, but there's only the one road. You can't miss it. Bye funny lady I love you bai baaai! (She waved and continued to defile monuments and what not)
James: What a coo coo nutcase...(Sniffle) I want my coco puffs!
James walked and walked and walked...and beat up stuff. And walked until Jessie the magical fanfic writer of horribleness made James walk into an area of the street where there are long streaks of blood And it looks like a body has been drug across the ground
James: Hmm...looks like a mass spaghetti-o's accident. Oh well. Tra-lala- lala. (Skips off)
Camera zooms to show a strange form farther down the street walking away from James until it disappears into the fog
James: Weeeee camera fun! (Runs after the shadow tra-la-la-la)
James follows another set of blood streaks he finds further down the street Down into an alleyway and eventually ends up in some type of old, brick Edifice, which looks to be undergoing construction. He hears a radio making Strange noises within the construction site and picks it up to examine it. He eventually notices that the strange form he saw earlier in the street is In the construction area with him kneeling next to a dead body. As the Figure begins to walk towards James; he picks up a board with a nail in it And attacks the creature until it lays bleeding and motionless on the ground. James then examines the creature
James: *screams like a five year old, then pokes the creature* Is it dead? What the hell is it? It's not human....maybe a type of Chessie. Or something...
As James exits the construction area he remembers the radio he picked up and Takes it out of his jacket pocket in order to examine it
James: w00t examining thingies!
A very staticy female voices comes on the radio as James looks it over
Voice: N....Na....chos.....J....ame...s... b.....ring.....na.....chos..... T....he.....na......cho......ja....me...s
James: What the fook? Nachos? WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND NACHOS!? (Stares at a 7-Eleven down the street,)
Five minute later.
James: (Stares at the radio) What the ...? I'd better take it anyway. I might need it for some zombie music later.
======================= THE APARTMENTS =======================
James sees a key lying on the ground, but has to stick his arm through a Metal bar partition in order to reach it
James: Fooking key! I shall use the Jedi force to get it to come to me. Huyaaaaaa......cooooome...toooo....meeee.....(Reachs arm out)
He is struggling to reach it when suddenly Someone on the other side of the bars kicks the key out of his reach and then Steps on James' hand.
James: AHHHH ZOMBIE (Commences with the screaming of a five year old)
Instead of a zombie. There was a nice blonde little girl. Tee hee. Zombie food.
Little girl: Ha-ha!
James: Hey wait you little bitch! I will give you such a wedgie if we run into each other again! COME BACK YOU FREAKING NUTCASE!
The little girl runs down the dark hallway on the other side of the metal Bars until she disappears laughing her head off.
James: Damn it, freaking nutcase kids.
- - - - - - - - - - - Room 208, Enter Eddie. - - - - - - - - - - -
Once James enters the hallway of the second floor apartments after obtaining The handgun he hears a loud scream as he approaches the intersection of the Middle north-south and the east-west hallways.
James: Weeeeee screaming and airplanes buzzzz! *Waves his arms like a bird*
James then finds his way to room 208. There he finds a dead body sitting in front of a television. There is blood splattered across the corpses face and Body, as well as all over the television and part of the wall, and there was a bowl of uneaten cheesies.
James: Oh my God.... Who could've.......WHO COULD'VE LEFT CHEESIES UNEATEN! (Insert girly scream here)
James eventually makes his way to room 101 of the Woodside apartments. Once He enters he finds a dead body hanging out of the refrigerator in the Kitchen, he munches on his cheesie and kicks the fridge door closed mumbling through the cheesies
James: Stupid hooligans leaving the fridge door open. Haven't they ever been taught about energy wasting?
There is also the sound of someone being sick coming from one of the rooms Within the apartment. When James enters the bathroom of the apartment, he Finds a man throwing up into the bathroom toilet, James giggles at the sight of someone being sick.
Man: It wasn't me! I didn't do it!
James: huh? Do what? Who when where? What? O_o;
Man: I didn't do anything. I, I swear! He was like this when I got here...
James: My uh, my name's James. James Sunderland. Woo I eat nachos and kill zombies. What do you do?
Man: Ummm... Eddie. O.x
James: Eddie, who's that dead guy in the kitchen? And better yet. Would you like some cheesies? I found some in the other dead guy's house. =D
Eddie: I didn't do it. I swear I didn't kill anybody.
James: You're not friends with that red, pyramid thing, are you? Cause if you are. I'll have to throw a pie at you.
Eddie: Red pyramid thing? I don't know what yer talkin' about.
Honest. But I did see some weird-lookin' monsters.
They scared the hell outta me, so I ran in here...
James: (Giggle) and what happened after that? (He asked in a sigmen fraud kind of way) Ahem....err Well, I guess this place isn't too safe either. What happened here anyway?
Eddie: Uh I, I told ya I don't know. I'm not even from this town. I just, I just...
James: You too, huh. You ate a bad pizza? ^_^
Eddie: Umm... yeah. You could say that... O_o
James: Well whatever it is... I think you better get out of here soon. Go back home to your puppy dog and stuff. And yeah.
Eddie: Puppy dog...uhh.....Yeah yer right. What about you?
James: I'll leave as soon as I'm done here. Eddie... be killful. ^^
Eddie: James, I... I... um... You be uhh...cheeseful. .
James walks out of the bathroom then comes back in Blinking for a moment.
James: Eddie, are you okay? Do you need a cheesie?
Eddie: Yeah, I guess...(James gives him a cheesie)
James eventually makes his way to the adjacent apartment building "Blue Creek Apartments". There, he walks into one of the bedrooms of apartment 109 And finds the girl he talked to earlier in the graveyard lying on the floor Holding a butcher knife and staring at herself in a mirror that takes up the Entire area of one of the walls.
Girl: Oh... it's you.....cheesie man.
James: Yeah... I'm James...I like bacon.
Girl: Angela...the deaf. O.O Don't talk to me.
James: Angela... okay. I don't know what you're planning... But there's
Always another way.
Angela: Really? But... You're the same as me. It's easier just to run.
Besides, it's what we deserve; I want my ears cut off so I can't hear em trying to break down my door.
James: No... I'm not like you. I'm like darth vaider. Luke. I am your father.
Angela: (Goes into a sarcasm fit) Are you afraid?
I, I'm sorry.
James: It's okay... Did you find your mother? Brother? Sister? Doggy? Mommy?....cheesies....mmm...Skittles! (Runs around then sits down and looks at the girl)
Angela: Not yet... She's not anywhere... she was so funny. Every time that daddy hit me she would chuckle. Then she got brutally murdered and now she sent me a letter saying to meet her in our specia-
James: HEY stop reading my letter. Anyways... Did she live in this apartment building? Better yet. Did she "JUMP" off of this apartment building?
Angela: I don't know...
James: So all you know is she lived in this town? Do you have anymore cheesies? (Waves bowl of emptiness around)
Angela: What did you say? How do you know that? (She glared at him not blinking...for two seconds, then blink) ARGH.
James: I WON! Wooo.....Well... I just figured, cause this is where you're looking for her. How else would I know?
Angela: Yeah.....Skittles! weeeeee!.....mommy. (Sucks on her thumb)
James: Am I right? Tell me I'm right? Hey don't look tired! NOOOOOOO
Angela: I'm so tired...what is that a problem cheesie man?
James: So why did you come to this town anyway? (Munches on a bag that had once contained skittles)
Angela: ...I, I'm sorry. Did you find... the person you're looking for? Tell me or I'll make sure an ice pick up your nose! GIMMIE A PICTURE! AHHHHHH......go on. ^_^
James: Not yet....O_O
James pulls out a picture of his lovely wif- a girl that appears to have been a zombie stripper at Heaven's Night.
James: Oops (Quickly puts it back in his wallet then grabs another picture of a windy old bat who looks sick, or Mary as people would know.) Her name's Mary. She's my wife...and the bringer of beer. =D
Angela looks at the picture and shakes her head indicating that she does not recognize Mary
Angela: I'm sorry....I removed half of my brain with memories of that bitch. :D
James: It's okay. Anyway, she's dead. I don't know why I think she's here. I'm thinking she has my nacho's held hostage.
Angela: ...She's dead? w00t now I can eat at happy burger! Weeee...
James: Don't worry, I'm not crazy. Least, I don't think so... SKITTLES!
Angela: I've gotta find my mama...Love you crazy lady bai bai.
Angela stands up and begins walking towards the door
James: Should I go with you? This town's dangerous. Now I know what you
Meant back they're in the cemetery. Not to mention someone has my nachos imprisoned...and is trying to fake being my wife.
Angela: I'll be okay by myself. Besides, I'd just slow you down. Like Maria will and she'll die 24 times WEEEEE (Swings knife around)
James: What about that? You stupid bitch you were about to leave without giving me another weapon weren't you? =(
James points to the butcher knife Angela is still holding
Angela: Will you hold it for me?
James: Sure. No problem. (Giggle)
Angela: If I kept it.... I'm not sure what I might do. I might go on a killing rampage and make it into my own silent hill game. . then you'd be out of a job.
James steps towards Angela and reaches his hand out to take the knife from Her. Angela steps back, screams, and points the knife at James
Angela: No!! I'm sorry...I've been bad... Please don't...You know. I've always felt like Mary is watching me telling me not to kill you even though I really wanna. Oh well. Enjoy the knife! Skittles!
Angela sets the knife on a stand before running out of the room laughing insanely. After Watching her leave, James walks over to the stand and picks up the knife in order to examine it
==================================================== The brat. The fat guy. And the stripper. ====================================================
After James makes his way out of the apartments, he walks down an alley and Comes across the same little girl that stepped on his hand earlier. She is Sitting on a wall that separates the apartments from the alleyway and is Humming.
James: It was you, wasn't it? You're the one who stepped on my hand. You little bitch! C'mere and I'll give you that wedgie I was talking about!
Little girl: *smiling* I don't know... Maybe I did...Why should I come to you? You old fart.
James: What's a little girl like you doing here anyway?
Little girl: Huh? Are you blind or something old fart?
James: What's that letter? Give it to me you little hooligan!
Little girl: None of your business.
(The little girl stands up and begins to walk away)
Little girl: You didn't love Mary anyway! YOU STUPID FREAKING OLD FART!
James: Wait! How do you know Mary's name! And do you know where I can get some more cheesies! (Waves bowl around desperately)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - James at the Entrance to Denny's parking lot - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
After going through a tunnel, James reaches a large brick sign with the Words "Denny's" on it
James: I wonder if this is Rosewater Park....? Oh well....Mary? Could you be here?
James makes his way somehow to Rosewater Park, he reaches an area That looks out onto the water(or what used to be the water). He sees a woman Looking out at the lake and makes his way towards her
James: Mary?
The woman turns around and smiles at James
James: No... You're not....AHHHH CLONES! ZOMBIES STRIPPERS [Insert girly scream here]
Woman: Do I look like your girlfriend? And will you stop screaming. I'm real.
James: No.... my late wife. I can't believe it... You could be her twin. Your face, your voice... Just your hair and clothes are different. And you look like a hot hooker. Which my wife never did. Not even hot-hot.
Woman: My name... is Maria. I don't look like a ghost. Do I? See? Feel how warm I am.
Maria then takes James' right hand and places it on her chest. James backs away and pulls his hand away from Maria.
James: You're really not Mary! Mary never had such huge knockers.
Maria: I told you... I'm Maria. And will you use conmen sense for once? Ya weirdo.
James: Sorry, I was confused. Bye bye!
James begins to walk away from Maria in the direction he just came from.
Maria: Where are you going you bastard?
James: I'm looking for Mary. Have you seen her....you know you could stop being a bitch anytime now?
Maria: Didn't you say she died...that means your available....(Giggle)
James: Oh yeah... three years ago. But I got a letter from her. She said she was waiting in our 'special place'. She's a crazy loonie. But she's holding my nacho's hostage.
Maria: And that's here? Anyway, I haven't seen her. Is this your only
'Special place'? Boy you guys should have pictures or something.
What looks to be an old black and white movie clip of Mary is shown. This Seems to be one of James' memories then it makes a buzz noise and James bonks his head.
James: Well, there's the hotel, too, I guess. The one on the lake... I
Wonder if it's still there. It was on a lake. And it had skittles. And candy and mars bars and everything! AND LOVE. Wooo.
Maria: The Lakeview Hotel? Yeah, it's still there. So, the hotel was your 'special place', huh? I'll bet it was... could we go there and make love now James?
James begins to walk away and Maria reaches out to grab his arm. [Insert James's girly scream here]
Maria: Don't get so mad. I was just joking. Anyway, it's not that way.
It's this way.
Maria points in the opposite direction that James just came from. James Begins to walk away from Maria in the direction she just pointed. Maria Follows him and James looks back.
James: You're coming with me? Go away you freaking bitch.
Maria: You were gonna just leave me here?
James: Yeah.....but...
Maria: With all these monsters around?
James: That was the plan. =D
Maria: I'm all alone here. Everyone else is gone... I look like Mary,
Don't I? You loved her, right?
Or maybe you hated her...
James: Yeah that's about right. ^_^
James begins to walk away and Maria follows him.
Maria: So it's okay?
James: Yeah, fine. Just make sure to get killed by the traffic cone head guys.
- - - - - - - - - - - - The Bowling Alley - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually make their way to Pete's Bowl-O-Rama" from Rosewater Park. James begins to open the front door.
Maria: I'll wait here. I hate bowling.
James: Okay I'll see you tomorrow. .
Maria: Aww...c'mon come baaack...
James walks into the bowling alley and opens the only unlocked door into a Storage room.The scene cuts to Eddie and the little girl that James first Saw in the apartments. Eddie is sitting at a table eating pizza while the Little girl is sitting next to him on the table.
Little Girl: So what'd you do? Robbery, murder? Look I've been charged with more then you can think of. Even four accounts of dead body rape.
Eddie: Nah, nothing like that.
Little Girl: Hah! You're just a gutless fatso!
Eddie: Whadda you have to say that for? You're just a relentless bitch like Mary.
Little Girl: I thought you said the cops were after you. Fatso. .
Eddie: No, I just ran 'cause I was scared. I don't know what the cops are doing.
Laura: But if you did something bad, why don't you just say you were sorry? Well... I guess I run away lots too. Like from that bastard James. That killed the only friend I had in the woooorld.
Eddie: It's no good. They wouldn't listen. Nobody will ever forgive me.
The scene cuts back to James in the storeroom, but Eddie's voice is still Heard talking to Laura.
Eddie: Did ya find the lady you're looking for... What's her name... Mary? I wonder if she'll kill him. .
James eventually finds his way into the room with Eddie and Laura. There, He finds Eddie still at the table eating pizza. However, the little girl is Gone from the table and not seen.
James: Eddie?
Eddie: Oh... umm, yer...that there dude. Cheesie man.
James: James. We met in the apartment building you memory lodged fat bastard.
Eddie: Yeah, I remember, but...where's your bowl of cheesies?
James: Are you alone here, Eddie?...uhh with some slut outside.
Eddie: Uh, no...That ball is my friend.
A green bowling ball is shown rolling across the floor towards Eddie. Eddie And James both look at the bowling ball and then follow the direction it came From with their eyes. The little girl James met earlier in the apartments is Shown walking towards the exit door.
Little Girl: Bye-bye fatman and wife killer!
The little girl then walks out the door.
James: Wait! Come back! Eddie! Let's go after her! Scooby dooo where are yooooh!?
Eddie: Huh? Laura? But why...? She's a little bitch. .
James: Laura? Is that her name? O_o
Eddie: That's what the bitch said. Before she called me fat. And I ate pizza. ^_^ mmm skittleypizza.
James: This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza!?.....Did you say skittles?
Eddie: She said she was fine by herself... She said a fatso like me would just slow her down....(Munches on pizza)
James: Forget you... Who is that girl anyhow?
Eddie: I don't know. All I know is her name. I swear. Now go away you loser.
James then exits to the bowling alley parking lot and finds that Maria is Gone from where she was standing when he entered. After he begins to walk Outside Maria comes jogging up to him panting.
James: Did a little girl run out of here? I owe her a wedgie. -_- And where's my cheesie bowl.
Maria: Yeah, she was too fast for me! Aren't you gonna go after her? You're such a bastard. I threw it at her and some zombie took it. .
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Alleyway behind Heaven's Night - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually find there way to a small alleyway behind the Rear parking lot at Pete's Bowl-O-Rama. There, Maria points to a small gap Between the intersection of a brick building and a concrete wall.
Maria: She went through there. Look you bastard.
*James looks through the small gap and it is made obvious that there is no Way either he or Maria can fit through it.
James: Is there any other way?...maybe I could shove you through that hole...
Maria: Yeah, there is.
Maria points to a metal door they passed leading into the brick building.
Maria: Right through there. Now open it you pathetic loser.
James then walks up to the door and tries to open it, but the knob on the Door won't turn.
James: It's no good. It's locked. You stupid bitch why do you keep pointing me at doors that are locke-
Maria then pushes James aside and starts pulling keys out of various areas Of her clothing and looks to be using them to unlock the door. It is not Made clear whether Maria is actually using several different keys or if she just uses one and is messing around with James by pretending to use several. When Maria has finished unlocking the door she steps aside and puts her hand out signalling James that he can go ahead and open it.
(A/N: Here's where the long fricken chapter ends. I'll do chaseing Laura tomorrow or tonight.)