A/N: Tehehe...Yeah I'm lazy...very laaaaazy.
But you'll still see more chapters. And more....AND MORE bwahahaa...
Unless I run out of braincell's. Then your all left hopless. =D
- - - - - - - - - - Following the brat. - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually make their way out of Heaven's Night Club and Begin walking down one of the city streets. Once they have gone far enough Down the street, a clip is shown of Laura walking up the steps to a hospital Only a couple hundred feet from where James and Maria are standing.
Maria: Over there,
James: oooh... (Starring at a stripper poster)
Maria points towards the hospital just before Laura enters the building. Also grabbing James's head and banging it agenst the wall helped a little.
Maria Over there you jackass. .
James: I have to go after Laura. I can't just leave her all alone.
Also...maybe she'll be able to tell me something about my lost nachos...and skittles! KIDS ALWAYS HAVE SKITTLES! C'mon lets go!
============================ BROOKHAVEN HOSPITAL ============================
- - - - - - - - - - - - Women's Locker Room and crazy brats. - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually make their way to the women's locker room on the Third floor of the hospital. Sitting on a table in the room, James finds a Teddy bears and decides to pick it up and examine it.
James: Ow!! God damned stupid fuc-
James drops the teddy bear. Whining on and on
Maria: What's wrong? You finaly pop a braincell bastard?
James: I just pricked myself...and for all you know. I could have used this needle to poke you to death.
Maria: Are you okay? (Giggle)
James: Yeah. What about you, how about we go find a nice dirty slut bed to fit your royal pain in the butt. .
James pulls a needle out of the bear's head and puts it in his pocket for later use
- - - - - - - - - - - - B. Maria Takes a Break - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria find their way to room on the second floor of the Hospital. James examines the room while Maria sits down on an old, dirty bed In the small room. She looks very tired and is slumped over.
Maria: James, wait a minute....I SAID WAIT A MINUTE YOU STUPID MANACLIPTIC MORON!
Maria coughs a couple of times. As James tried to make a get away but failed. And came back into the room.
Maria: I'm kinda tired....I'm going to take these pills and have a nap. Make sure no zombies come to eat my brains.
Maria produces a prescription bottle from her pocket, takes out a pill, and swallows it. James just shrugs and stares at her.
Maria: It's just a hangover. Now go stand watch you bastard.
James: You should rest. I'm gonna go away now. Bai bai.
Maria lies down on the bed.
Maria: Mmm. So comfy...I believe I said watch out for zombies.
James: I'm going to go look for her... for Laura. I'll be back as soon as I can. Maybe tomorrow. Or..Three weeks for now. Okay bye. (Waves and walks out then comes back in)
Maria: James, I wanna ask you something. What if... what if you can't find Mary? What will you do? Will you marry me?
James: I haven't thought about that. And hell no. .
Maria coughs a few times
Maria: I'll be okay soon. Did you say something?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - James finds the bitchy brat. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James walks into room on the first floor of the hospital, where he finds Laura on the floor between two beds playing with some teddy bears. She is Laughing and smiling, but hasn't noticed that James has entered the room.
James: Laura? Heeey psycho kid who can't see zombies.
Laura: Huh? You know my name? Are you with the FBI!? Fook you. .
James: Eddie told me. Now c'mere! I have a wedgie sandwich for you kid.
Laura: That big, fat blabbermouth. I should have murdered him along with the rest of the nacho clan that lived here! I'm queen of the zombies WOOO. Now go away and get eaten.
James: How do you know about Mary? And why haven't you been eaten by the blood sucking zombies yet?
Laura: What's the big deal you old fart?
James: Why can't you just tell me you narcoleptic bitch?
Laura: You gonna yell at me if I don't?
James: No... I won't....[Yeah I will]
Laura: I was friends with Mary... We met at the hospital. It was last year...we ate cheesies and played dominos and we did stuff and had sleepovers and we told ghost stories and and and-
James: You liar!!
*Apologetically*Laura, I...Just cannot believe....nah I can believe that Mary would be friends with a bitch like you.
Laura: Fine! Don't believe me you non self-respecting bastard.
James: But last year, Mary was already... I'm sorry Laura. Anyway, let's go. ON THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRA- wrong line. O_o
Laura grabs her flashlight and begins to walk out with James.
James: We can talk about this later. This is no place for a kid.
There are all sorts of strange things around here...
I can't believe you haven't even gotten a scratch on you. Do you have zombie repellent or something? Cause uhh that might come in handy.
Laura: Why should I? Can't you just go get eaten already? Or go drive off a cliff?
Laura and James walk out into the hospital hallway together. They are Walking through the hallway together when suddenly Laura reaches out and Begins to pull on James' arm in the opposite direction that they are Walking.
Laura: Wait! Wait! I SAID WAIT YOU BASTARD There's something I gotta get!
James: Later, okay? Now we have to leave before Maria the bitch gets better.
James begins to start walking in the direction they were going again.a
Laura: But it's really important! GOD DAMNIT STOP YOU HOMOPHOBIC BASTARD!
James turns around to face Laura.
James: What is it lassie? Timmy fall down the well?
Laura: A letter from Mary. Its really important because I gotta bring you to a room and then lock you in and then you get attacked by zombies and I go running and Maria wakes up and you die and I win. Weeeee ^_^
James: Huh?
Laura: I wanna go get it? Is that okay? =D
James: Yes, yes. Will we get skittles too?
James and Laura walk down to a room with double doors near the end of the Hallway. Laura takes a key out from her pocket, unlocks it, and opens the Door.
Laura: C'mon hurry up you bastard. I wanna win the game already!
James looks into the dark room.
James: Is it in there? It's really dark 'N stuff.
Laura: Yeah. In the back. Waaaay in the back with the monsters and evil thingies.
James begins to walk slowly into the room while Laura stands outside holding The door open.
James: What're you doing, Laura? You getting some skittles for meh? ^_^
Laura: (Giggle) yeah something like that, it's further back. In the desk.
James continues walking cautiously into the room until he is standing in the Middle of it. Suddenly the door is slammed shut behind him.
James: Laura, what are you doing!? You little bitch! LET ME OUT!
James runs to the door and begins trying to open it, but the doors won't Move. Suddenly the mouth of some strange creature is shown.
Laura: Ha-ha! I tricked you! I win you lose kiss a goat and fall in ooze!
James: Open the door, Laura! THERES A THINGY BEHIND ME! [Insert girly scream of your choice here]
Laura: Why should I? I'm a liar, right? Want me to open it? Huh? Huh? Do ya?
James has turned his back to the door and is facing towards the center of the room. His hand is pounding on the door.
Laura: What's the magic word?
*All of a sudden a strange looking caged monster falls down and is hanging Off the ceiling.
James: Laura! You stupid lieing fooktard! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Laura: Okay. I guess I won't open it... I think I'll just leave you like this... Have fun with Mr. caged zombie.
James: You snotty little brat! Open up!
Laura: Why you, you...
James: Laura? Are you going to open up the d-
Laura: You fartface! [Insert random word of insanity here]
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Slut in the basement, Girl gone missin - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James goes down to the basement and is about to begin climbing down a ladder Into the basement's basement when suddenly Maria walks through the door.
Maria: James! YOU FUCKTARD! I thought I told you to not leave me in that room alone!
James: Mary! Oh Maria it's you... I thought you were.... God why does the slut show up when I'm about to find out something?
Maria shakes her head.
James: Anyway, I'm glad you're alive. .....Not really you could've died for all the fartfaces in the world.
Maria: *Angrily*"Anyway"!? What do you mean "Anyway"!?
You don't sound very happy to see me. I was almost killed back
There! Why didn't you try to save me? All you care about is that dead wife of yours! I've never been so scared in my whole life! You couldn't care less about me, could you?
James: Pretty much.
Maria: Then stay with me! Don't ever leave me alone! You're supposed to take care of me you bastard!
Maria buries her face in James' shoulder, James tries to back away. Maria pulls back and begins talking to James again.
Maria: So what about Laura? Did you find her?
James: Yeah, but she ran away. Little fartnocker. .
Maria: We've got to find her! She could've died for all you know?
James: You really seem to care about her. Do you know her? Okay. You're supposed to be the reincarnation of Mary. Unless she's reeeaaaly alive your just a memory. So why can't you just go away you relentless bitch?
Maria: I never met her before. I just feel sorry for her. She's all
Alone... And for some reason... I feel like it's up to me to
protect her. So pull out a shotgun and let's get rawkin!
- - - - - - - - - - I hate gameshows.. - - - - - - - - - -
While James and Maria are taking the elevator down to the second floor the Sound of a microphone screeching begins coming from James' radio. Gradually The reception of the radio becomes better and an audience is heard cheering Followed by an announcer's voice.
Announcer: Hi there everybody thanks for tuning in. Welcome to another
Exciting edition of "Trick or Treat"!
*The audience is heard cheering.*
James: WTF? I thought it was funny when I heard this in the bathroom but now here too?
Announcer: Here you either answer the questions correctly and win a great
Prize, or fail to answer correctly and receive the punishment.
It all depends on you. And our lucky, or should I say unlucky,
Challenger today is James! James Sunderland! Are you ready to?
Play "Trick or Treat"?
Okay, here's your first question. Merry-Go-Round, haunted house,
roller coaster, ferris wheel and tea cups. Silent Hill is home
to a thrilling amusement park that both children and adults love.
The question is: What is the name of this amusement park?
James: Farts in a handbag. Now go away. .
Announcer: Okay, quickly on to question number two. Silent Hill witnessed a
Gruesome murder a few years back. A brother and sister were
Playing in the road when they were attacked and chopped into
Pieces with an axe. Torn flesh, smashed bones, splattered blood,
And finally... What a terrible tragedy. What a gruesome end to
Such innocent lives.
What was the name of the murderer who committed this vile act?
James: It was I on a drunk Friday. Now go to hell and let us continue on our quest to kill my wife.
Announcer: Now for our third and final question. South of the lake is a
Deserted old neighborhood called South Vale. From they're to
Paleville, the central resort area northwest of the lake, there's
Only one road you can take. Just one road, no more.
The third and final question is: What is the name of that road?
James: James sunderlands amusement park of thrills spills and the GO THE FUCK AWAY BEFORE I KILL THIS RADIO WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Announcer: Well, that's the last of our questions. Have you got it all?
Figured out? When you know the answers, head to the storeroom on
The 3rd floor to collect your prizes! But be careful. If you're
Wrong....
*The announcer laughs.*
Announcer: Well then everybody, thanks for tuning in. See you again
Sometime. Bye bye!
*Audience is heard cheering and the radio begins to die out until it is Silent again.*
Maria: What the fook was that?
- - - - - - - - - - - The fridge that only the Dead can open. - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria make their way to the second floor Day Room. Near the Middle of the room is an old, metal refrigerator lying on its back.
James: There's something that looks like a refrigerator. Maybe it has nachos inside! WOOOO
James struggles to open the refrigerator grunting and pulling the handle With both of his arms.
Maria: You can't open it? God James you've got girly arms.
James: Yeah... Maria, gimme a hand here you narcotic bitch.
Maria: Come on... You're supposed to be the big man around here...
How's a little girl like me supposed to help? And you're supposed to be the hero of the game.
Maria walks over to the refrigerator and both she and James pull on the handle. The refrigerator opens after only a couple of pulls. Maria reaches In the refrigerator and pulls out a small ring.
Maria: What's this? Not very cute, is it? Looks like a cheap dollar store ring. .
Maria hands the ring to James.
Maria: Here James, you take it. It would ruin my good looks anyways.
James: Thanks. Slut. -_-;
- - - - - - - - - - - Praise the lord. The stripper's dead. - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually find there way to another room in the basement. They are walking down a long hallway when suddenly Pyramid Head appears Behind Maria. They run down the long corridor until James reaches the Elevator. However, the elevator doors quickly begin to close after him and Maria is only able to fit her hand through the small gap in the doors. James Begins pulling on the doors attempting to open them.
James: Open up! She was the only one who knew how to dress me except MARY!!
James attempts to open the doors by pushing some of the buttons on the panel Within the elevator, but none of them work. Maria screams "James" a couple Of times.
James: No!!...Oh well bye Maria. Have a nice trip to hell you slut whore bitch.
Maria: James! You fucktard open the door! KILL THESE THINGS AHHH. Uh oh spaghetti-o's.
Suddenly a large impact is heard from outside of the elevator where Maria is Standing. Maria's hand goes limp and falls back from the gap between the Doors.
James: Maria.....oh well back to my thrilling adventure. ^_^
The elevator doors close. And a Shrill munching noise is heard from the basement.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - On the Hospital Steps - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James walks through the hospital entrance onto the front steps.*
James: Maria's dead. Big whoop. I couldn't protect her. Once again, I couldn't do anything to help Oh well, Laura has run off somewhere. Mary...You bitch. What...have you done to make me come here?
What should I do? Are you here? There? In my underwear? Really waiting somewhere for me? Or is this your way of taking... I'm going to find Mary..... It's the only thing I have left to hope for...if I'm ever going to find my lost nachos..
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Is it almost over? My fingers are tired.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A Cafeteria Conversation with Eddie - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
After finding his way to the Silent Hill Historical Society, James ends up jumping down several holes in order to continue his journey. The second hole He jumps down leads him into a prison cafeteria where the following dialogue With Eddie takes place. James looks around the room and he eventually shines his light on Eddie. Eddie is sitting on the cafeteria floor holding a gun. James giggles
Eddie: Killin' a person isn't no big deal. Just put the gun to their
Head...POW! Like Kung POW. And Kentucky fried chicken.
A dead body is shown slumped over a table next to where Eddie is sitting.......! WITH JAME'S BOWL OF CHEESIES [insert girly horror scream here]
James: You... you killed him?....GOOD JOB! He had my cheesies. (Grabs cheesies and sits next to Eddie)
Eddie: B,but... it wasn't my fault. He, he made me do it! The monkey made me do it. O_O
James: Calm down, Eddie. Tell me what happened. Have you seen a bowl of nachos anywhere?
Eddie: That guy... he, he had it coming! I didn't do anything. He just came after me! Besides he was making fun of me with his eyes! Like that other one...
James: Just for that you killed him? Wow..You must have one cool dad to want to do that ^_^
Eddie: Whadda ya mean 'Just for that'!
James: Eddie, you can just kill someone cause of the way they looked at you...You RAWK! (Waves his hands in the air)
Eddie: Oh yeah! Why not? Til now I always let people walk all over me. Just like that stupid dog. He had it coming too!!
James: Eddie!! I WANT YOU'RE AUTOGRAPH!
Eddie: He he. I was just jokin', James. He was dead when I got here.
Honest. Anyway, I gotta run. Baaai.
James: You're going out there alone? God speed little doogie.
Eddie: Yeah.
James: Eddie...your one cool dude. =D
Eddie then walks out of the cafeteria.
- - - - - - - - - - - The slut lives. -_-; - - - - - - - - - - -
After wandering through the beginning of the labyrinth, James finds Maria Sitting in a room. She looks to be unhurt and is casually sitting with her Hands in her lap. The room is divided by a set of prison bars with Maria Being on one side and James on the other.
James: You're alive! Maria...! I thought that thing killed you...! Are you hurt badly? God damnit you stupid slut when will you learn to die?
Maria: Not at all, silly. Now shut up.
James: ...Maria? That thing... it stabbed you. There was blood everywhere. GOD DAMNIT I SAW YOU DIE YOU NICOTAIN BITCH!
Maria: Stabbed me? What do you mean? Oh you're so silly....
James: It chased us to the elevator. And then...You slipped and fell and died. And got killed.
Maria: James, what are you talking about? Jesus you're a hobo. .
James: Just before! Don't you remember? God damnit you're as forgetful as that stupid bitch Mary.
Maria: James honey... Did something happen to you? After we got separated in that long hallway? Are you confusing me with someone else? *Laughs* you were always the forgetful one. Remember that time in the hotel...
James: Maria...? Stop it your scaring me. (Whine)
Maria: You said you took everything... But you forgot that videotape we made. I wonder if it's still there...
James: How do you know about that! Aren't you Maria? OMG your that whore Mary aren't you?
Maria: I'm not your Mary. (Giggle)
James: So you're Maria? Maria....Maryia?
Maria: I am... if you want me to be.
James stands up. Giving Maria the finger
James: All I want from you is an answer! YOU'RE A FUCKING LOONEY LIKE THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY AND ME AND THAT COP AND HARRY POTTER AND EVERYTHING!
Maria stands up and moves closer to the bars.
Maria: It doesn't matter who I am... I'm here for you, James.....As your new loving wife.
Maria reaches through the bars and puts her hand on James' face.
Maria: See? I'm real. Don't you want to touch me? Touch my chest and you'll find your answers.
James: I don't know.... You're a whore with Mary's memories. And you're a slut....
Maria: Come and get me. I can't do anything through these bars.
James: Okay... stay right there. I'll come back tomorrow. Or...maybe in a couple of weeks.
(A/N: Yaaay another chapter done...and I'm falling asleep here. WOOO....even though its like 4:42 PM lol)
- - - - - - - - - - Following the brat. - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually make their way out of Heaven's Night Club and Begin walking down one of the city streets. Once they have gone far enough Down the street, a clip is shown of Laura walking up the steps to a hospital Only a couple hundred feet from where James and Maria are standing.
Maria: Over there,
James: oooh... (Starring at a stripper poster)
Maria points towards the hospital just before Laura enters the building. Also grabbing James's head and banging it agenst the wall helped a little.
Maria Over there you jackass. .
James: I have to go after Laura. I can't just leave her all alone.
Also...maybe she'll be able to tell me something about my lost nachos...and skittles! KIDS ALWAYS HAVE SKITTLES! C'mon lets go!
============================ BROOKHAVEN HOSPITAL ============================
- - - - - - - - - - - - Women's Locker Room and crazy brats. - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually make their way to the women's locker room on the Third floor of the hospital. Sitting on a table in the room, James finds a Teddy bears and decides to pick it up and examine it.
James: Ow!! God damned stupid fuc-
James drops the teddy bear. Whining on and on
Maria: What's wrong? You finaly pop a braincell bastard?
James: I just pricked myself...and for all you know. I could have used this needle to poke you to death.
Maria: Are you okay? (Giggle)
James: Yeah. What about you, how about we go find a nice dirty slut bed to fit your royal pain in the butt. .
James pulls a needle out of the bear's head and puts it in his pocket for later use
- - - - - - - - - - - - B. Maria Takes a Break - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria find their way to room on the second floor of the Hospital. James examines the room while Maria sits down on an old, dirty bed In the small room. She looks very tired and is slumped over.
Maria: James, wait a minute....I SAID WAIT A MINUTE YOU STUPID MANACLIPTIC MORON!
Maria coughs a couple of times. As James tried to make a get away but failed. And came back into the room.
Maria: I'm kinda tired....I'm going to take these pills and have a nap. Make sure no zombies come to eat my brains.
Maria produces a prescription bottle from her pocket, takes out a pill, and swallows it. James just shrugs and stares at her.
Maria: It's just a hangover. Now go stand watch you bastard.
James: You should rest. I'm gonna go away now. Bai bai.
Maria lies down on the bed.
Maria: Mmm. So comfy...I believe I said watch out for zombies.
James: I'm going to go look for her... for Laura. I'll be back as soon as I can. Maybe tomorrow. Or..Three weeks for now. Okay bye. (Waves and walks out then comes back in)
Maria: James, I wanna ask you something. What if... what if you can't find Mary? What will you do? Will you marry me?
James: I haven't thought about that. And hell no. .
Maria coughs a few times
Maria: I'll be okay soon. Did you say something?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - James finds the bitchy brat. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James walks into room on the first floor of the hospital, where he finds Laura on the floor between two beds playing with some teddy bears. She is Laughing and smiling, but hasn't noticed that James has entered the room.
James: Laura? Heeey psycho kid who can't see zombies.
Laura: Huh? You know my name? Are you with the FBI!? Fook you. .
James: Eddie told me. Now c'mere! I have a wedgie sandwich for you kid.
Laura: That big, fat blabbermouth. I should have murdered him along with the rest of the nacho clan that lived here! I'm queen of the zombies WOOO. Now go away and get eaten.
James: How do you know about Mary? And why haven't you been eaten by the blood sucking zombies yet?
Laura: What's the big deal you old fart?
James: Why can't you just tell me you narcoleptic bitch?
Laura: You gonna yell at me if I don't?
James: No... I won't....[Yeah I will]
Laura: I was friends with Mary... We met at the hospital. It was last year...we ate cheesies and played dominos and we did stuff and had sleepovers and we told ghost stories and and and-
James: You liar!!
*Apologetically*Laura, I...Just cannot believe....nah I can believe that Mary would be friends with a bitch like you.
Laura: Fine! Don't believe me you non self-respecting bastard.
James: But last year, Mary was already... I'm sorry Laura. Anyway, let's go. ON THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRA- wrong line. O_o
Laura grabs her flashlight and begins to walk out with James.
James: We can talk about this later. This is no place for a kid.
There are all sorts of strange things around here...
I can't believe you haven't even gotten a scratch on you. Do you have zombie repellent or something? Cause uhh that might come in handy.
Laura: Why should I? Can't you just go get eaten already? Or go drive off a cliff?
Laura and James walk out into the hospital hallway together. They are Walking through the hallway together when suddenly Laura reaches out and Begins to pull on James' arm in the opposite direction that they are Walking.
Laura: Wait! Wait! I SAID WAIT YOU BASTARD There's something I gotta get!
James: Later, okay? Now we have to leave before Maria the bitch gets better.
James begins to start walking in the direction they were going again.a
Laura: But it's really important! GOD DAMNIT STOP YOU HOMOPHOBIC BASTARD!
James turns around to face Laura.
James: What is it lassie? Timmy fall down the well?
Laura: A letter from Mary. Its really important because I gotta bring you to a room and then lock you in and then you get attacked by zombies and I go running and Maria wakes up and you die and I win. Weeeee ^_^
James: Huh?
Laura: I wanna go get it? Is that okay? =D
James: Yes, yes. Will we get skittles too?
James and Laura walk down to a room with double doors near the end of the Hallway. Laura takes a key out from her pocket, unlocks it, and opens the Door.
Laura: C'mon hurry up you bastard. I wanna win the game already!
James looks into the dark room.
James: Is it in there? It's really dark 'N stuff.
Laura: Yeah. In the back. Waaaay in the back with the monsters and evil thingies.
James begins to walk slowly into the room while Laura stands outside holding The door open.
James: What're you doing, Laura? You getting some skittles for meh? ^_^
Laura: (Giggle) yeah something like that, it's further back. In the desk.
James continues walking cautiously into the room until he is standing in the Middle of it. Suddenly the door is slammed shut behind him.
James: Laura, what are you doing!? You little bitch! LET ME OUT!
James runs to the door and begins trying to open it, but the doors won't Move. Suddenly the mouth of some strange creature is shown.
Laura: Ha-ha! I tricked you! I win you lose kiss a goat and fall in ooze!
James: Open the door, Laura! THERES A THINGY BEHIND ME! [Insert girly scream of your choice here]
Laura: Why should I? I'm a liar, right? Want me to open it? Huh? Huh? Do ya?
James has turned his back to the door and is facing towards the center of the room. His hand is pounding on the door.
Laura: What's the magic word?
*All of a sudden a strange looking caged monster falls down and is hanging Off the ceiling.
James: Laura! You stupid lieing fooktard! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Laura: Okay. I guess I won't open it... I think I'll just leave you like this... Have fun with Mr. caged zombie.
James: You snotty little brat! Open up!
Laura: Why you, you...
James: Laura? Are you going to open up the d-
Laura: You fartface! [Insert random word of insanity here]
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Slut in the basement, Girl gone missin - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James goes down to the basement and is about to begin climbing down a ladder Into the basement's basement when suddenly Maria walks through the door.
Maria: James! YOU FUCKTARD! I thought I told you to not leave me in that room alone!
James: Mary! Oh Maria it's you... I thought you were.... God why does the slut show up when I'm about to find out something?
Maria shakes her head.
James: Anyway, I'm glad you're alive. .....Not really you could've died for all the fartfaces in the world.
Maria: *Angrily*"Anyway"!? What do you mean "Anyway"!?
You don't sound very happy to see me. I was almost killed back
There! Why didn't you try to save me? All you care about is that dead wife of yours! I've never been so scared in my whole life! You couldn't care less about me, could you?
James: Pretty much.
Maria: Then stay with me! Don't ever leave me alone! You're supposed to take care of me you bastard!
Maria buries her face in James' shoulder, James tries to back away. Maria pulls back and begins talking to James again.
Maria: So what about Laura? Did you find her?
James: Yeah, but she ran away. Little fartnocker. .
Maria: We've got to find her! She could've died for all you know?
James: You really seem to care about her. Do you know her? Okay. You're supposed to be the reincarnation of Mary. Unless she's reeeaaaly alive your just a memory. So why can't you just go away you relentless bitch?
Maria: I never met her before. I just feel sorry for her. She's all
Alone... And for some reason... I feel like it's up to me to
protect her. So pull out a shotgun and let's get rawkin!
- - - - - - - - - - I hate gameshows.. - - - - - - - - - -
While James and Maria are taking the elevator down to the second floor the Sound of a microphone screeching begins coming from James' radio. Gradually The reception of the radio becomes better and an audience is heard cheering Followed by an announcer's voice.
Announcer: Hi there everybody thanks for tuning in. Welcome to another
Exciting edition of "Trick or Treat"!
*The audience is heard cheering.*
James: WTF? I thought it was funny when I heard this in the bathroom but now here too?
Announcer: Here you either answer the questions correctly and win a great
Prize, or fail to answer correctly and receive the punishment.
It all depends on you. And our lucky, or should I say unlucky,
Challenger today is James! James Sunderland! Are you ready to?
Play "Trick or Treat"?
Okay, here's your first question. Merry-Go-Round, haunted house,
roller coaster, ferris wheel and tea cups. Silent Hill is home
to a thrilling amusement park that both children and adults love.
The question is: What is the name of this amusement park?
James: Farts in a handbag. Now go away. .
Announcer: Okay, quickly on to question number two. Silent Hill witnessed a
Gruesome murder a few years back. A brother and sister were
Playing in the road when they were attacked and chopped into
Pieces with an axe. Torn flesh, smashed bones, splattered blood,
And finally... What a terrible tragedy. What a gruesome end to
Such innocent lives.
What was the name of the murderer who committed this vile act?
James: It was I on a drunk Friday. Now go to hell and let us continue on our quest to kill my wife.
Announcer: Now for our third and final question. South of the lake is a
Deserted old neighborhood called South Vale. From they're to
Paleville, the central resort area northwest of the lake, there's
Only one road you can take. Just one road, no more.
The third and final question is: What is the name of that road?
James: James sunderlands amusement park of thrills spills and the GO THE FUCK AWAY BEFORE I KILL THIS RADIO WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Announcer: Well, that's the last of our questions. Have you got it all?
Figured out? When you know the answers, head to the storeroom on
The 3rd floor to collect your prizes! But be careful. If you're
Wrong....
*The announcer laughs.*
Announcer: Well then everybody, thanks for tuning in. See you again
Sometime. Bye bye!
*Audience is heard cheering and the radio begins to die out until it is Silent again.*
Maria: What the fook was that?
- - - - - - - - - - - The fridge that only the Dead can open. - - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria make their way to the second floor Day Room. Near the Middle of the room is an old, metal refrigerator lying on its back.
James: There's something that looks like a refrigerator. Maybe it has nachos inside! WOOOO
James struggles to open the refrigerator grunting and pulling the handle With both of his arms.
Maria: You can't open it? God James you've got girly arms.
James: Yeah... Maria, gimme a hand here you narcotic bitch.
Maria: Come on... You're supposed to be the big man around here...
How's a little girl like me supposed to help? And you're supposed to be the hero of the game.
Maria walks over to the refrigerator and both she and James pull on the handle. The refrigerator opens after only a couple of pulls. Maria reaches In the refrigerator and pulls out a small ring.
Maria: What's this? Not very cute, is it? Looks like a cheap dollar store ring. .
Maria hands the ring to James.
Maria: Here James, you take it. It would ruin my good looks anyways.
James: Thanks. Slut. -_-;
- - - - - - - - - - - Praise the lord. The stripper's dead. - - - - - - - - - - -
James and Maria eventually find there way to another room in the basement. They are walking down a long hallway when suddenly Pyramid Head appears Behind Maria. They run down the long corridor until James reaches the Elevator. However, the elevator doors quickly begin to close after him and Maria is only able to fit her hand through the small gap in the doors. James Begins pulling on the doors attempting to open them.
James: Open up! She was the only one who knew how to dress me except MARY!!
James attempts to open the doors by pushing some of the buttons on the panel Within the elevator, but none of them work. Maria screams "James" a couple Of times.
James: No!!...Oh well bye Maria. Have a nice trip to hell you slut whore bitch.
Maria: James! You fucktard open the door! KILL THESE THINGS AHHH. Uh oh spaghetti-o's.
Suddenly a large impact is heard from outside of the elevator where Maria is Standing. Maria's hand goes limp and falls back from the gap between the Doors.
James: Maria.....oh well back to my thrilling adventure. ^_^
The elevator doors close. And a Shrill munching noise is heard from the basement.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - On the Hospital Steps - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James walks through the hospital entrance onto the front steps.*
James: Maria's dead. Big whoop. I couldn't protect her. Once again, I couldn't do anything to help Oh well, Laura has run off somewhere. Mary...You bitch. What...have you done to make me come here?
What should I do? Are you here? There? In my underwear? Really waiting somewhere for me? Or is this your way of taking... I'm going to find Mary..... It's the only thing I have left to hope for...if I'm ever going to find my lost nachos..
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Is it almost over? My fingers are tired.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A Cafeteria Conversation with Eddie - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
After finding his way to the Silent Hill Historical Society, James ends up jumping down several holes in order to continue his journey. The second hole He jumps down leads him into a prison cafeteria where the following dialogue With Eddie takes place. James looks around the room and he eventually shines his light on Eddie. Eddie is sitting on the cafeteria floor holding a gun. James giggles
Eddie: Killin' a person isn't no big deal. Just put the gun to their
Head...POW! Like Kung POW. And Kentucky fried chicken.
A dead body is shown slumped over a table next to where Eddie is sitting.......! WITH JAME'S BOWL OF CHEESIES [insert girly horror scream here]
James: You... you killed him?....GOOD JOB! He had my cheesies. (Grabs cheesies and sits next to Eddie)
Eddie: B,but... it wasn't my fault. He, he made me do it! The monkey made me do it. O_O
James: Calm down, Eddie. Tell me what happened. Have you seen a bowl of nachos anywhere?
Eddie: That guy... he, he had it coming! I didn't do anything. He just came after me! Besides he was making fun of me with his eyes! Like that other one...
James: Just for that you killed him? Wow..You must have one cool dad to want to do that ^_^
Eddie: Whadda ya mean 'Just for that'!
James: Eddie, you can just kill someone cause of the way they looked at you...You RAWK! (Waves his hands in the air)
Eddie: Oh yeah! Why not? Til now I always let people walk all over me. Just like that stupid dog. He had it coming too!!
James: Eddie!! I WANT YOU'RE AUTOGRAPH!
Eddie: He he. I was just jokin', James. He was dead when I got here.
Honest. Anyway, I gotta run. Baaai.
James: You're going out there alone? God speed little doogie.
Eddie: Yeah.
James: Eddie...your one cool dude. =D
Eddie then walks out of the cafeteria.
- - - - - - - - - - - The slut lives. -_-; - - - - - - - - - - -
After wandering through the beginning of the labyrinth, James finds Maria Sitting in a room. She looks to be unhurt and is casually sitting with her Hands in her lap. The room is divided by a set of prison bars with Maria Being on one side and James on the other.
James: You're alive! Maria...! I thought that thing killed you...! Are you hurt badly? God damnit you stupid slut when will you learn to die?
Maria: Not at all, silly. Now shut up.
James: ...Maria? That thing... it stabbed you. There was blood everywhere. GOD DAMNIT I SAW YOU DIE YOU NICOTAIN BITCH!
Maria: Stabbed me? What do you mean? Oh you're so silly....
James: It chased us to the elevator. And then...You slipped and fell and died. And got killed.
Maria: James, what are you talking about? Jesus you're a hobo. .
James: Just before! Don't you remember? God damnit you're as forgetful as that stupid bitch Mary.
Maria: James honey... Did something happen to you? After we got separated in that long hallway? Are you confusing me with someone else? *Laughs* you were always the forgetful one. Remember that time in the hotel...
James: Maria...? Stop it your scaring me. (Whine)
Maria: You said you took everything... But you forgot that videotape we made. I wonder if it's still there...
James: How do you know about that! Aren't you Maria? OMG your that whore Mary aren't you?
Maria: I'm not your Mary. (Giggle)
James: So you're Maria? Maria....Maryia?
Maria: I am... if you want me to be.
James stands up. Giving Maria the finger
James: All I want from you is an answer! YOU'RE A FUCKING LOONEY LIKE THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY AND ME AND THAT COP AND HARRY POTTER AND EVERYTHING!
Maria stands up and moves closer to the bars.
Maria: It doesn't matter who I am... I'm here for you, James.....As your new loving wife.
Maria reaches through the bars and puts her hand on James' face.
Maria: See? I'm real. Don't you want to touch me? Touch my chest and you'll find your answers.
James: I don't know.... You're a whore with Mary's memories. And you're a slut....
Maria: Come and get me. I can't do anything through these bars.
James: Okay... stay right there. I'll come back tomorrow. Or...maybe in a couple of weeks.
(A/N: Yaaay another chapter done...and I'm falling asleep here. WOOO....even though its like 4:42 PM lol)