A/N Boy....has it been a boring day. Mmm...the smell of waffles wafting.....no
wait that's chicken. The smell of chicken wafting through the air....as I
spend every waking minute trying to prefect these chapters. . Maybe for
fun I'll forget to use spellcheck. Just kidding.
- - - - - - - - - - Save the girl and Get yelled at. - - - - - - - - - -
James makes his way through the labyrinth below the Historical Society. He begins walking down a hallway which has newspapers scattered all over the floor and stuck to the walls when he suddenly hears Angela yelling.
Angela: No daddy! Please! Don't! I'LL GET THE FRIGGIN SKITTLES!
James walks into the room he heard Angela yelling from. In the room he finds Angela sitting on the floor and a strange looking monster standing near her .James Giggles then shoots the monster until it lays motionless on The ground then walks over to Angela.
James: Are you okay? Did you say something about skittles?
Angela moans and then stands up and begins repeatedly kicking the monster. The monster growls. After this she picks up a television that is sitting in the room and drops it on the monster.
James: Angela! Relax you nutcase.
Angela: Don't order me around! You bastard!
James: I'm not trying to order you. Why would I want to order from you. For all I know you don't have skittles. .
Angela: So what do you want then? Oh I see, you're trying to be nice to me, right? I know what you're up to. It's always the same. You're
only after one thing. (waves around her bra) WELL YOUR NOT GOING TO GET IT YOU BASHTARD!
James: No, that's not true at all. I have plenty of bra's at home. Why would I need your dirty slutty one?
James puts his hand on Angela's shoulder.
Angela: Don't touch me!! You make me sick! SKITTLE NUT!
Angela stands up and gains her composure once again.
Angela: You said your wife Mary was dead, right? Dead? five feet under? Grave?
James: Yes, she was ill...I smothered her with a pillow and she went away. Yaaay ^_^
Angela: Liar! I know about you.... You didn't want her around anymore. You probably never found no one else.
Angela walks out into the hallway shutting the door behind her as she leaves.
James: That's ridiculous... I tried. The slut didn't help much...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ding dong she's dead again. - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James finds his way through the labyrinth and eventually into the other side of the room that he spoke to Maria in earlier. When James walks in Maria is laying on the bed.
James: Maria? Time to wake up and smell the rotting flesh bitch....eh?
James begins to walk closer to the bed. There is some blood shown on the bed near Maria's arm.
James: Maria...? Maria, no... What happened to you? Why... why..... WHY DIDN'T YOU DIE EALIER!?
The camera pans up Maria's body from her feet and shows a large blood stain on the bed as it progresses up. Eventually Maria's face is shown. The left side of her face has been smashed in and is quite bloody. James sits down next to Maria's body, rests his elbows on the bed, and puts his hands over his face.
James: Mary.......hmm....why do I keep saying Mary? Maybe its Mary who's the slut and Maria's the Phsycho one.
James leaves the room. Then walks back in for no reason.
James: There's nothing else for me in this room...Fooktard slut. .
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Final Meeting with Fatso - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James continues his journey through the labyrinth and comes to a small room that looks to be some type of freezer. Eddie is standing at one end of the room holding a gun and there are several dead bodies lying on the ground around him.
James: Eddie! Man where have you been? What'cha doin now?
Eddie: What does it look like? He always busted my balls.
"You fat disgusting piece of shit! You make me sick!"
"Fat-ass, yer nothin' but a waste of skin."
"You're so ugly, even you're mama don't love you!"
Well maybe he was right. Maybe I am nothing but a fat, disgusting piece of shit. But ya know what? It doesn't matter if your smart, dumb, ugly, pretty...it's all the same once yer dead. And a corpse can't laugh. From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I'll kill em. Just like that.
Eddie puts the gun to his head demonstrating the last statement he made. Eddie then turns around and begins to walk out of the room.
James: Eddie, have you gone nuts? Mmm....nuts.....do you have any peanuts or skittles or M&M's around?
Eddie slowly turns around.
Eddie: I knew it. You too. You're just like 'em, James. =D
James: Hey I didn't mean anything......I just wanted some skittles... =(
Eddie: Don't bother. I understand. You've been laughin' at me all along, haven't you? Ever since we first met. I'll kill you, James.
*Eddie raises his gun up, points it at James, and shoots. James dodges the bullet. James and Eddie then fight until Eddie flees into the next room. After James follows Eddie into the next room the following dialogue takes place.
*James walks into some type of meat locker that has animal carcasses hanging throughout the room. Eddie begins speaking but James is unable to see exactly where he is in the room.*
Eddie: Do you know what it does to you, James? When you're hated, picked on, spit on, just cause of the way you look. After you've been laughed at your whole friggin' life. That's why I ran away after I
killed the dog. Ran away like a scared little girl. Yeah, I killed that dog. It was fun. It tried to chew its own guts out! Finally died all curled up in a ball. Then "He" came after me, I shot him too. Right in the leg. He cried more than the dog!
James hears a loud bang and quickly turns around to see what's behind him. When he turns around nothing is there.
Eddie: He's gonna have a hard time playing football on what's left of that knee.
James: You think it's okay to kill people....I can't believe what I'm saying but.....I love you.
Eddie: Don't get all holy on me, James. This town called you, too. You and me are the same. We're not like other people. Don't you know that?!
Eddie finally walks out of his hiding place behind James. [Insert James's girly scream of your choice]
Eddie: Let's party!
Eddie and James then fight until Eddie falls to the ground...In a big heap of Spaghetti-o's.
James: Eddie? Wow...did I really?
James walks over to Eddie's body and looks over it. then picked up a stick and started pokeing the fat mass of flubber
James: Eddie! I... I killed a... a human being... A human being...WOOO I RULE! I'm #1! I'M #1!!!......that was gay...
Mary... Did you really die three years ago...? a better question would be....why am I talking to myself?
================== PART 6: THE HOTEL ==================
- - - - - - - A. The Dock - - - - - - -
James makes his way out of the Historical Society, across Toluca Lake by rowboat,
James: Row row row your boat fastly down the stream. Make sure that Mary dies before I get on scene. Weeeeee.
and docks by the Lakeside Hotel. James gets out of the boat and looks up at the hotel.
James: This place hasn't changed at all in three years... GOD DAMNED FLORIDA TOURISTS! (Shakes fist)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - Crazy brat and her paper Of doom. Dun dun duuun...O_O - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James finds his way to the "Restaurant Lake Shore" in the hotel. When James begins to leave the room, a loud sound is heard from the piano. James looks over and Laura is hiding behind the piano hitting random keys.
Laura: Did I scare you? Heeh...I see yellow stains on your jeans.
James: Yeah, you did....and I uhh...spilt orange juice on my pants on the way over here. I also killed eddie if you must know. .
Laura jumps out from behind the piano, walks past James and sits down on a chair near him.
Laura: You're here to find Mary, aren't you, James? Well... have you? Ya lazy bastard what have you been doing then?
James: No... is that why you're here, too? I want my nachos.
Laura: She's here, isn't she? If you know where she is, tell me! I'm tired of walking. I know! Carry me!
James: I wish I knew.....Koo koo katchu.
Laura: But she said it in her letter...She said I could murder you.
James: What letter!?
Laura stands up, reaches in her pocket, and pulls out a letter. She extends her arm out towards James.
Laura: ...Wanna read it?....I know its not much. And it wont change the fact that I'll murder you in the end. But oh well.
James walks over and takes the letter from Laura.
Laura: But don't tell that stupid fooking nurse that always was a bitch, okay?
James: Who's Rachel? Better yet....who are you?
Laura: She was our nurse. I took it from her locker. She's prolly a zombie that you killed already but oh well.
James reads the letter and coughs and sneezes....and honks.
"My dearest Laura, I'm leaving this letter with that bitch nurse to give to you after I'm gone. I'm far away now. In a quiet ugly bedroom on the top floor with no celing. Please forgive me for not saying goodbye before I left but that's just the lovely person I am.. Be well, Laura. Make sure to poison the the sisters. And Laura, about James... I know you hate him... It's true he may be a little surly sometimes, and he doesn't laugh much....Laura...make sure to stab James in the back with the butcher knife from the scary stabby stabby lady who lives in the strange hotel room. If things had worked out differently....I was hoping to kill him myself. If I don't in the end make a surprise random appearance at the end of the game. Happy 8th birthday, Laura. Your friend forever, Mary"
When James finishes reading the letter, Laura is drawing pictures on a fogged up window leading out onto the restaurants porch.
James: Laura... How old are you? Ahaha......I feel so happy now....She's in this fooking building and woooo. Now wheres the crazy stabby girl?
Laura: Um, I turned twenty last week.
James: So Mary couldn't have died... three years ago... Could she really be here? Is this the "quiet, beautiful place" she was talking about? And better yet...Does she have my nachos?
Laura: Me and Mary talked a lot about Silent Hill. She even showed me all her pictures. She really wanted to come back. That's why I'm here. Maybe you'll get it if you see the other letter... The one Mary...huh?
*Laura reaches in her pockets and can't find the other letter.*
Laura: I must have dropped it! God damnit I must have stored it in eddie's brain!
James: Laura...when will you hooligans learn to not play with people's heads?
Laura: I gotta find it! I'll be back stupid fatso.. .
Laura runs past James and out of the room.
James: Laura! GET ME SOME CHEESIES! (Munches on the last cheesie in the plastic bowl he was carrying)
- - - - - - - Room 312 - - - - - - -
James eventually makes his way into room 312 where he plays the video that he and Mary forgot in the hotel 3 years ago. Once the video begins to play, Mary is shown standing next to one of the windows in room 312.
Mary: Are you taping again? C'mon... You bastard put it down and start killing me already. . I wanna come back and haunt you noooow.
Mary sits down in a chair next to the window and looks out.
Mary: I don't know why, but I just love it here. It's so peaceful. You know what I heard? This whole area used to be a sacred place. I think I can see why. It's too bad we have to leave... Please promise you'll take me again, James.
Mary begins coughing. The video starts to become gritty and it looks as though the footage of Mary has been copied over some other footage. Eventually a shaky picture of Mary is shown, lying in bed. James walks up to the bed and looks over her and giggles insanely. He leans over and seems to be talking to her, although there is no audio. Suddenly James reaches for the pillow behind Mary's head. The video footage then becomes very scrambled showing bits and pieces of the footage in room 312 as well as some other very grainy footage of James at Mary's bedside. The grainy footage seems to show James smothering Mary, although it is so unclear it is hard to tell. Eventually the video footage ends and there is only static shown on the television. James is then shown sitting in a seat in front of the television with his head down. Giggling until Jessie hits him over the head and he sulks, James says Mary's name He stays in this position for quite a while until Laura walks into the room. She walks between James and the television and then stands there and begins talking to James.
Laura: So there you are, James. Did you get the letter? Did you find Mary? If not, let's get going already. C'mon you bastard get up.
Laura pushes James' shoulders.
Laura: Okay? GOD DAMNIT CAN YOU HEAR ME YOU NARCOTIC BASTARD OF SORTS!? ARE YOU A FUCKING DEAF PERSON!?
James looks up.
James: Mary's gone. She's dead.....I killed her. YAY ^_^
Laura: Liar! That's a lie! SHE'S HERE!
James: No, that's not true...I smothered her with a pillow and I'll do the exact thing again and then to Maria. Becuz she sucks. And she's a slut. Just like Mary. (Giggle)
Laura: She... she died 'cause she was sick?....Gross bastard. Did she spin her head around and throw up? =D
James: No. I killed her. Plaaain and simple. ^________^
Laura waits a while before responding.
Laura: You killer! Why'd you do it?! I hate you!! I want her back! Give her back to me! ARE YOU LISTENING GIVE HER BACK YOU FOOKING WIFE KILLER!
Laura pushes James' shoulder.
Laura: I knew it! You didn't care about her! I hate you, James! YOU'RE A ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!!!!
Laura hits James' shoulder several times screaming zombie too
Laura: I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
She was always waiting for you... why... why...God now I feel like a smoke can we cut the scene for a little bit I hate depress-
Jessie: NO! keep doing this scene...its jessies favie.
James shakes his head back and forth while looking down.
James: I'm sorry...Bitch. .
James stands up.
James: They Mary you know isn't here. She's upstairs. Not in this room. Now go home and fuck a teddy bear.
Laura walks out of the room.
James: Laura, I'm sorry....I didn't use my shotgun on you when I had the chance.
James slumps back down in the chair. Suddenly, Mary's voice can be heard over the radio, although it is quite staticy. [Insert Nother Random girly scream from James here]
Mary: James. Where are you? I'm waiting. I'm waiting for you. Please come to me.....You bastard. Come here or the nachos................ get thrown into the water........... for the zombies.
James stands up.
Mary: Do you hate me? Is that why you won't come?.......God why did I even mary a fooktard like you.
James: That voice...so...familiar....
Mary: Please hurry. Are you lost? I'm near. I'm waiting nearby, James. Please. I want to see you, James. Can't you hear me? James...
Please, James... James... James... James...Jay lenno..lenno...lenno lenno lenno lenno lenno.
The radio finally dies out. And James sneezes.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Death to the new wife. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James makes his way through a door to a room where there should be a metal staircase, but when he walks in there is a wooden, carpeted staircase and the whole room is on fire. Angela is standing on the staircase looking at a strange picture on the wall. James walks up the staircase to talk to Angela. Angela turns around and faces James.
Angela: Mama! Mama, I was looking for you. Weeee (giggle)
Angela walks towards James, while James backs away from her.
Angela: Now you're the only one left. Maybe then.... Maybe then I can rest....in Reeces pieces.
James continues to back away from Angela.
Angela: Mama, why are you running away?....is it possible your proposal ealier was false wasn't it mama?
Angela puts her hands on James' face, then on his shoulders, and then back on his face. She examines his face closely and then backs away. Tossing skittles at James
Angela: You're not Mama. It's you... I, I'm sorry...oh were we supost to get married or something?
James: Angela, no....nooooo....yeah..nooo.
Angela: Thank you for saving me... But I wish you hadn't. Even Mama said it... I deserved what happened...I can't marry ya. Oh well.
James: No Angela, that's wrong! NOOO I WANNA MARRY YOU! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SKITTLES (Cries)
Angela: No. Don't pity me. I'm not worth it....(sighs and tosses skittles at James again)
The tone of Angela's voice suddenly changes. And the skittles turn black.
Angela: Or maybe you think you can save me? Will you love me? Take care of me? Heal all my pain?
James: Nah...Just wanted a beer bringer and a skittle buyer..
Angela: That's what I thought. James. Give me back that knife. I want my stabby stabby thingie back Mama.
Angela reaches her hand out towards James.
James: No... I, I won't. you're the only one who doesn't think that I'm stripper food. O_O
Angela: Saving it for yourself? Oh well. Guess I'll walk into the flames...
Angela begins to walk up the fiery staircase.
James: Me? No... I'd never kill myself....
It's hot as hell in here. (Takes off clothes so that He's in his boxers) whew....Ow still hot. Hot hot pants.
Angela: You see it too? For me, it's always like this. Seeya funny lady I love you bai baaaai.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The slut is alive....AND NOW SHE DIES - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James walks into the middle of a strange room and then hears Maria's voice calling out to him.
Maria: James! You fucktard you left me to die again! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Now its time to kill you.
When he looks up he sees Maria and two Pyramid Heads on top of a platform. Maria is being held upside down in some type of metal contraption and there is a Pyramid Head on either side of her.
James: Stop! Leave her alone! Leave us both the hell alone!....wait...nevermind go ahead. Goooo PH's! kill the slut!
One of the Pyramid Heads rams a spear through Maria's back, presumably killing her. After seeing this, James drops to his knees.
James: I was weak. That's why I needed you.... Needed someone to punish me for my sins.... But that's all over now.... I know the truth.... Now it's time to end this.....PRAISE THE LORD'AH
James then fights both the Pyramid Heads.
===================== End game. Bitch dies. =====================
- - - - - - - - - - The slut is the bitch. - - - - - - - - - -
After climbing a long set of metal stairs, James finds his way into a strange room with no ceiling and a metal floor. There is a bed sitting near the middle of the room. A woman who looks like Mary is looking out the window. James walks up to the woman at the window.
James: Mary! Time to end this you sluttish whore bitch.
The woman turns around and she and James look at each other for a short time.
Maria: When will you ever stop making that mistake! Mary's dead. You
killed her. Oh god you were so fooled
James: Maria...? It's you... But I don't need you anymore. I've got Laura. =D
Maria: What? You must be joking! But I can be yours... I'll be here for you forever. And Laura's a lieing slut.
Maria walks towards James.
Maria: And I'll never yell at you or make you feel bad. That's what you wanted. I'm different than Mary... How can you throw me away?
James: I understand now. It's time to end this nightmare. DIE YOU SLUT! (Shoots his shotgun at the sky) Yee-haaaw.
Maria: No! I won't let you! You deserve to die too, James. You stupid Fucktard hillbilly!
Maria then transforms into the final boss and she and James fight. After James has caused enough damage to her, she falls to the ground, but is still alive. Maria will repeat James' name over and over again until she is finally killed by one last blow.
After Maria is killed the scene switches. James is sitting next to Mary's bed in what is probably their home. Its not likely though.
James: Mary..Why do we have to do this scene over again?
Jessie: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Mary coughs a couple of times.
Mary: James...You stupid hobo.
James: Forgive me...I loved you when you weren't a dried up prune. I thought that Maria could replace you...but I was wrong. She was a slut and you are a bitch and Laura was the only one for me.
Mary: I told you that I wanted to die, James. I wanted the pain to end. And what are you talking about?
James: That's why I did it, honey. I just couldn't watch you suffer.
No! That's not true... You also said that you didn't want to die. The truth is I hated you. I wanted you out of the way. I wanted my life back....and my nachos...
Mary: James... if that were true, then why do you look so sad? And will you shut up about those nachos? I threw them away a few weeks ago. .
James: Mary...You're the stupidest person I've ever seen in my entire life. More a of a whore bitch slut. (Smothers Mary with the pillow)
Mary: (Muffled) James... Please... please do something for me.
Mary reaches at her side and grabs a letter and then hands it to James.
Mary: Go on with your life. And leave me alone you stupid slut using bastard.
The scene switches to a foggy grave yard and Mary begins to read her letter to James. To see what the letter says skip down to the "D. The Letter" portion of this document. After the letter has been read James and Laura are seen walking through the graveyard together. After this, the scene fades to black ........and Maria and James are shown walking up the steps and through the parking lot towards James' car. Once Maria and James get about halfway from the steps to the car Maria begins Coughing....AND THEN....James opens the door and the room is shown. It is a brightly lit and very colorful room. There are several computerized devices throughout the room and at the back end of the room there is what looks to be a control panel. There is a dog at the control panel with a headset on pulling various levers back and forth. Also at the control panel, there is a monitor with pictures of James and Maria shown on it. After looking over the room, James says "So it was you all along" in Japanese and then drops to his knees. After this the dog comes over to James and starts licking his face.....THEN James continues to row the boat until he disappears behind the island. The screen then fades to black and the credits roll
Jessie: Well that's it. Three chapters. Two days. And I'll be making more. Count on it. . Tee hee..
- - - - - - - - - - Save the girl and Get yelled at. - - - - - - - - - -
James makes his way through the labyrinth below the Historical Society. He begins walking down a hallway which has newspapers scattered all over the floor and stuck to the walls when he suddenly hears Angela yelling.
Angela: No daddy! Please! Don't! I'LL GET THE FRIGGIN SKITTLES!
James walks into the room he heard Angela yelling from. In the room he finds Angela sitting on the floor and a strange looking monster standing near her .James Giggles then shoots the monster until it lays motionless on The ground then walks over to Angela.
James: Are you okay? Did you say something about skittles?
Angela moans and then stands up and begins repeatedly kicking the monster. The monster growls. After this she picks up a television that is sitting in the room and drops it on the monster.
James: Angela! Relax you nutcase.
Angela: Don't order me around! You bastard!
James: I'm not trying to order you. Why would I want to order from you. For all I know you don't have skittles. .
Angela: So what do you want then? Oh I see, you're trying to be nice to me, right? I know what you're up to. It's always the same. You're
only after one thing. (waves around her bra) WELL YOUR NOT GOING TO GET IT YOU BASHTARD!
James: No, that's not true at all. I have plenty of bra's at home. Why would I need your dirty slutty one?
James puts his hand on Angela's shoulder.
Angela: Don't touch me!! You make me sick! SKITTLE NUT!
Angela stands up and gains her composure once again.
Angela: You said your wife Mary was dead, right? Dead? five feet under? Grave?
James: Yes, she was ill...I smothered her with a pillow and she went away. Yaaay ^_^
Angela: Liar! I know about you.... You didn't want her around anymore. You probably never found no one else.
Angela walks out into the hallway shutting the door behind her as she leaves.
James: That's ridiculous... I tried. The slut didn't help much...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ding dong she's dead again. - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James finds his way through the labyrinth and eventually into the other side of the room that he spoke to Maria in earlier. When James walks in Maria is laying on the bed.
James: Maria? Time to wake up and smell the rotting flesh bitch....eh?
James begins to walk closer to the bed. There is some blood shown on the bed near Maria's arm.
James: Maria...? Maria, no... What happened to you? Why... why..... WHY DIDN'T YOU DIE EALIER!?
The camera pans up Maria's body from her feet and shows a large blood stain on the bed as it progresses up. Eventually Maria's face is shown. The left side of her face has been smashed in and is quite bloody. James sits down next to Maria's body, rests his elbows on the bed, and puts his hands over his face.
James: Mary.......hmm....why do I keep saying Mary? Maybe its Mary who's the slut and Maria's the Phsycho one.
James leaves the room. Then walks back in for no reason.
James: There's nothing else for me in this room...Fooktard slut. .
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Final Meeting with Fatso - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James continues his journey through the labyrinth and comes to a small room that looks to be some type of freezer. Eddie is standing at one end of the room holding a gun and there are several dead bodies lying on the ground around him.
James: Eddie! Man where have you been? What'cha doin now?
Eddie: What does it look like? He always busted my balls.
"You fat disgusting piece of shit! You make me sick!"
"Fat-ass, yer nothin' but a waste of skin."
"You're so ugly, even you're mama don't love you!"
Well maybe he was right. Maybe I am nothing but a fat, disgusting piece of shit. But ya know what? It doesn't matter if your smart, dumb, ugly, pretty...it's all the same once yer dead. And a corpse can't laugh. From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I'll kill em. Just like that.
Eddie puts the gun to his head demonstrating the last statement he made. Eddie then turns around and begins to walk out of the room.
James: Eddie, have you gone nuts? Mmm....nuts.....do you have any peanuts or skittles or M&M's around?
Eddie slowly turns around.
Eddie: I knew it. You too. You're just like 'em, James. =D
James: Hey I didn't mean anything......I just wanted some skittles... =(
Eddie: Don't bother. I understand. You've been laughin' at me all along, haven't you? Ever since we first met. I'll kill you, James.
*Eddie raises his gun up, points it at James, and shoots. James dodges the bullet. James and Eddie then fight until Eddie flees into the next room. After James follows Eddie into the next room the following dialogue takes place.
*James walks into some type of meat locker that has animal carcasses hanging throughout the room. Eddie begins speaking but James is unable to see exactly where he is in the room.*
Eddie: Do you know what it does to you, James? When you're hated, picked on, spit on, just cause of the way you look. After you've been laughed at your whole friggin' life. That's why I ran away after I
killed the dog. Ran away like a scared little girl. Yeah, I killed that dog. It was fun. It tried to chew its own guts out! Finally died all curled up in a ball. Then "He" came after me, I shot him too. Right in the leg. He cried more than the dog!
James hears a loud bang and quickly turns around to see what's behind him. When he turns around nothing is there.
Eddie: He's gonna have a hard time playing football on what's left of that knee.
James: You think it's okay to kill people....I can't believe what I'm saying but.....I love you.
Eddie: Don't get all holy on me, James. This town called you, too. You and me are the same. We're not like other people. Don't you know that?!
Eddie finally walks out of his hiding place behind James. [Insert James's girly scream of your choice]
Eddie: Let's party!
Eddie and James then fight until Eddie falls to the ground...In a big heap of Spaghetti-o's.
James: Eddie? Wow...did I really?
James walks over to Eddie's body and looks over it. then picked up a stick and started pokeing the fat mass of flubber
James: Eddie! I... I killed a... a human being... A human being...WOOO I RULE! I'm #1! I'M #1!!!......that was gay...
Mary... Did you really die three years ago...? a better question would be....why am I talking to myself?
================== PART 6: THE HOTEL ==================
- - - - - - - A. The Dock - - - - - - -
James makes his way out of the Historical Society, across Toluca Lake by rowboat,
James: Row row row your boat fastly down the stream. Make sure that Mary dies before I get on scene. Weeeeee.
and docks by the Lakeside Hotel. James gets out of the boat and looks up at the hotel.
James: This place hasn't changed at all in three years... GOD DAMNED FLORIDA TOURISTS! (Shakes fist)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - Crazy brat and her paper Of doom. Dun dun duuun...O_O - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James finds his way to the "Restaurant Lake Shore" in the hotel. When James begins to leave the room, a loud sound is heard from the piano. James looks over and Laura is hiding behind the piano hitting random keys.
Laura: Did I scare you? Heeh...I see yellow stains on your jeans.
James: Yeah, you did....and I uhh...spilt orange juice on my pants on the way over here. I also killed eddie if you must know. .
Laura jumps out from behind the piano, walks past James and sits down on a chair near him.
Laura: You're here to find Mary, aren't you, James? Well... have you? Ya lazy bastard what have you been doing then?
James: No... is that why you're here, too? I want my nachos.
Laura: She's here, isn't she? If you know where she is, tell me! I'm tired of walking. I know! Carry me!
James: I wish I knew.....Koo koo katchu.
Laura: But she said it in her letter...She said I could murder you.
James: What letter!?
Laura stands up, reaches in her pocket, and pulls out a letter. She extends her arm out towards James.
Laura: ...Wanna read it?....I know its not much. And it wont change the fact that I'll murder you in the end. But oh well.
James walks over and takes the letter from Laura.
Laura: But don't tell that stupid fooking nurse that always was a bitch, okay?
James: Who's Rachel? Better yet....who are you?
Laura: She was our nurse. I took it from her locker. She's prolly a zombie that you killed already but oh well.
James reads the letter and coughs and sneezes....and honks.
"My dearest Laura, I'm leaving this letter with that bitch nurse to give to you after I'm gone. I'm far away now. In a quiet ugly bedroom on the top floor with no celing. Please forgive me for not saying goodbye before I left but that's just the lovely person I am.. Be well, Laura. Make sure to poison the the sisters. And Laura, about James... I know you hate him... It's true he may be a little surly sometimes, and he doesn't laugh much....Laura...make sure to stab James in the back with the butcher knife from the scary stabby stabby lady who lives in the strange hotel room. If things had worked out differently....I was hoping to kill him myself. If I don't in the end make a surprise random appearance at the end of the game. Happy 8th birthday, Laura. Your friend forever, Mary"
When James finishes reading the letter, Laura is drawing pictures on a fogged up window leading out onto the restaurants porch.
James: Laura... How old are you? Ahaha......I feel so happy now....She's in this fooking building and woooo. Now wheres the crazy stabby girl?
Laura: Um, I turned twenty last week.
James: So Mary couldn't have died... three years ago... Could she really be here? Is this the "quiet, beautiful place" she was talking about? And better yet...Does she have my nachos?
Laura: Me and Mary talked a lot about Silent Hill. She even showed me all her pictures. She really wanted to come back. That's why I'm here. Maybe you'll get it if you see the other letter... The one Mary...huh?
*Laura reaches in her pockets and can't find the other letter.*
Laura: I must have dropped it! God damnit I must have stored it in eddie's brain!
James: Laura...when will you hooligans learn to not play with people's heads?
Laura: I gotta find it! I'll be back stupid fatso.. .
Laura runs past James and out of the room.
James: Laura! GET ME SOME CHEESIES! (Munches on the last cheesie in the plastic bowl he was carrying)
- - - - - - - Room 312 - - - - - - -
James eventually makes his way into room 312 where he plays the video that he and Mary forgot in the hotel 3 years ago. Once the video begins to play, Mary is shown standing next to one of the windows in room 312.
Mary: Are you taping again? C'mon... You bastard put it down and start killing me already. . I wanna come back and haunt you noooow.
Mary sits down in a chair next to the window and looks out.
Mary: I don't know why, but I just love it here. It's so peaceful. You know what I heard? This whole area used to be a sacred place. I think I can see why. It's too bad we have to leave... Please promise you'll take me again, James.
Mary begins coughing. The video starts to become gritty and it looks as though the footage of Mary has been copied over some other footage. Eventually a shaky picture of Mary is shown, lying in bed. James walks up to the bed and looks over her and giggles insanely. He leans over and seems to be talking to her, although there is no audio. Suddenly James reaches for the pillow behind Mary's head. The video footage then becomes very scrambled showing bits and pieces of the footage in room 312 as well as some other very grainy footage of James at Mary's bedside. The grainy footage seems to show James smothering Mary, although it is so unclear it is hard to tell. Eventually the video footage ends and there is only static shown on the television. James is then shown sitting in a seat in front of the television with his head down. Giggling until Jessie hits him over the head and he sulks, James says Mary's name He stays in this position for quite a while until Laura walks into the room. She walks between James and the television and then stands there and begins talking to James.
Laura: So there you are, James. Did you get the letter? Did you find Mary? If not, let's get going already. C'mon you bastard get up.
Laura pushes James' shoulders.
Laura: Okay? GOD DAMNIT CAN YOU HEAR ME YOU NARCOTIC BASTARD OF SORTS!? ARE YOU A FUCKING DEAF PERSON!?
James looks up.
James: Mary's gone. She's dead.....I killed her. YAY ^_^
Laura: Liar! That's a lie! SHE'S HERE!
James: No, that's not true...I smothered her with a pillow and I'll do the exact thing again and then to Maria. Becuz she sucks. And she's a slut. Just like Mary. (Giggle)
Laura: She... she died 'cause she was sick?....Gross bastard. Did she spin her head around and throw up? =D
James: No. I killed her. Plaaain and simple. ^________^
Laura waits a while before responding.
Laura: You killer! Why'd you do it?! I hate you!! I want her back! Give her back to me! ARE YOU LISTENING GIVE HER BACK YOU FOOKING WIFE KILLER!
Laura pushes James' shoulder.
Laura: I knew it! You didn't care about her! I hate you, James! YOU'RE A ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!!!!
Laura hits James' shoulder several times screaming zombie too
Laura: I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
She was always waiting for you... why... why...God now I feel like a smoke can we cut the scene for a little bit I hate depress-
Jessie: NO! keep doing this scene...its jessies favie.
James shakes his head back and forth while looking down.
James: I'm sorry...Bitch. .
James stands up.
James: They Mary you know isn't here. She's upstairs. Not in this room. Now go home and fuck a teddy bear.
Laura walks out of the room.
James: Laura, I'm sorry....I didn't use my shotgun on you when I had the chance.
James slumps back down in the chair. Suddenly, Mary's voice can be heard over the radio, although it is quite staticy. [Insert Nother Random girly scream from James here]
Mary: James. Where are you? I'm waiting. I'm waiting for you. Please come to me.....You bastard. Come here or the nachos................ get thrown into the water........... for the zombies.
James stands up.
Mary: Do you hate me? Is that why you won't come?.......God why did I even mary a fooktard like you.
James: That voice...so...familiar....
Mary: Please hurry. Are you lost? I'm near. I'm waiting nearby, James. Please. I want to see you, James. Can't you hear me? James...
Please, James... James... James... James...Jay lenno..lenno...lenno lenno lenno lenno lenno.
The radio finally dies out. And James sneezes.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Death to the new wife. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James makes his way through a door to a room where there should be a metal staircase, but when he walks in there is a wooden, carpeted staircase and the whole room is on fire. Angela is standing on the staircase looking at a strange picture on the wall. James walks up the staircase to talk to Angela. Angela turns around and faces James.
Angela: Mama! Mama, I was looking for you. Weeee (giggle)
Angela walks towards James, while James backs away from her.
Angela: Now you're the only one left. Maybe then.... Maybe then I can rest....in Reeces pieces.
James continues to back away from Angela.
Angela: Mama, why are you running away?....is it possible your proposal ealier was false wasn't it mama?
Angela puts her hands on James' face, then on his shoulders, and then back on his face. She examines his face closely and then backs away. Tossing skittles at James
Angela: You're not Mama. It's you... I, I'm sorry...oh were we supost to get married or something?
James: Angela, no....nooooo....yeah..nooo.
Angela: Thank you for saving me... But I wish you hadn't. Even Mama said it... I deserved what happened...I can't marry ya. Oh well.
James: No Angela, that's wrong! NOOO I WANNA MARRY YOU! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SKITTLES (Cries)
Angela: No. Don't pity me. I'm not worth it....(sighs and tosses skittles at James again)
The tone of Angela's voice suddenly changes. And the skittles turn black.
Angela: Or maybe you think you can save me? Will you love me? Take care of me? Heal all my pain?
James: Nah...Just wanted a beer bringer and a skittle buyer..
Angela: That's what I thought. James. Give me back that knife. I want my stabby stabby thingie back Mama.
Angela reaches her hand out towards James.
James: No... I, I won't. you're the only one who doesn't think that I'm stripper food. O_O
Angela: Saving it for yourself? Oh well. Guess I'll walk into the flames...
Angela begins to walk up the fiery staircase.
James: Me? No... I'd never kill myself....
It's hot as hell in here. (Takes off clothes so that He's in his boxers) whew....Ow still hot. Hot hot pants.
Angela: You see it too? For me, it's always like this. Seeya funny lady I love you bai baaaai.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The slut is alive....AND NOW SHE DIES - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
James walks into the middle of a strange room and then hears Maria's voice calling out to him.
Maria: James! You fucktard you left me to die again! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Now its time to kill you.
When he looks up he sees Maria and two Pyramid Heads on top of a platform. Maria is being held upside down in some type of metal contraption and there is a Pyramid Head on either side of her.
James: Stop! Leave her alone! Leave us both the hell alone!....wait...nevermind go ahead. Goooo PH's! kill the slut!
One of the Pyramid Heads rams a spear through Maria's back, presumably killing her. After seeing this, James drops to his knees.
James: I was weak. That's why I needed you.... Needed someone to punish me for my sins.... But that's all over now.... I know the truth.... Now it's time to end this.....PRAISE THE LORD'AH
James then fights both the Pyramid Heads.
===================== End game. Bitch dies. =====================
- - - - - - - - - - The slut is the bitch. - - - - - - - - - -
After climbing a long set of metal stairs, James finds his way into a strange room with no ceiling and a metal floor. There is a bed sitting near the middle of the room. A woman who looks like Mary is looking out the window. James walks up to the woman at the window.
James: Mary! Time to end this you sluttish whore bitch.
The woman turns around and she and James look at each other for a short time.
Maria: When will you ever stop making that mistake! Mary's dead. You
killed her. Oh god you were so fooled
James: Maria...? It's you... But I don't need you anymore. I've got Laura. =D
Maria: What? You must be joking! But I can be yours... I'll be here for you forever. And Laura's a lieing slut.
Maria walks towards James.
Maria: And I'll never yell at you or make you feel bad. That's what you wanted. I'm different than Mary... How can you throw me away?
James: I understand now. It's time to end this nightmare. DIE YOU SLUT! (Shoots his shotgun at the sky) Yee-haaaw.
Maria: No! I won't let you! You deserve to die too, James. You stupid Fucktard hillbilly!
Maria then transforms into the final boss and she and James fight. After James has caused enough damage to her, she falls to the ground, but is still alive. Maria will repeat James' name over and over again until she is finally killed by one last blow.
After Maria is killed the scene switches. James is sitting next to Mary's bed in what is probably their home. Its not likely though.
James: Mary..Why do we have to do this scene over again?
Jessie: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Mary coughs a couple of times.
Mary: James...You stupid hobo.
James: Forgive me...I loved you when you weren't a dried up prune. I thought that Maria could replace you...but I was wrong. She was a slut and you are a bitch and Laura was the only one for me.
Mary: I told you that I wanted to die, James. I wanted the pain to end. And what are you talking about?
James: That's why I did it, honey. I just couldn't watch you suffer.
No! That's not true... You also said that you didn't want to die. The truth is I hated you. I wanted you out of the way. I wanted my life back....and my nachos...
Mary: James... if that were true, then why do you look so sad? And will you shut up about those nachos? I threw them away a few weeks ago. .
James: Mary...You're the stupidest person I've ever seen in my entire life. More a of a whore bitch slut. (Smothers Mary with the pillow)
Mary: (Muffled) James... Please... please do something for me.
Mary reaches at her side and grabs a letter and then hands it to James.
Mary: Go on with your life. And leave me alone you stupid slut using bastard.
The scene switches to a foggy grave yard and Mary begins to read her letter to James. To see what the letter says skip down to the "D. The Letter" portion of this document. After the letter has been read James and Laura are seen walking through the graveyard together. After this, the scene fades to black ........and Maria and James are shown walking up the steps and through the parking lot towards James' car. Once Maria and James get about halfway from the steps to the car Maria begins Coughing....AND THEN....James opens the door and the room is shown. It is a brightly lit and very colorful room. There are several computerized devices throughout the room and at the back end of the room there is what looks to be a control panel. There is a dog at the control panel with a headset on pulling various levers back and forth. Also at the control panel, there is a monitor with pictures of James and Maria shown on it. After looking over the room, James says "So it was you all along" in Japanese and then drops to his knees. After this the dog comes over to James and starts licking his face.....THEN James continues to row the boat until he disappears behind the island. The screen then fades to black and the credits roll
Jessie: Well that's it. Three chapters. Two days. And I'll be making more. Count on it. . Tee hee..