The Legend of Zelda: the Four Swords (mixed with ocarina of time)

~Zelda and Link go up to the seal~

Zelda: Link, this is the stupid sword that I told you about.

Link: huh? Zelda: LINK!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!! ! Link: Don't throw a tantrum girl.

Zelda: I ALWAYS THROW TANTRUMS AT IDIOTS WHO WILL GRAB THE FOUR SWORD!!!

~Link, not paying any attention to her draws the blade and splits into four Links~

Link: That felt weird

RedLink: You tell me!

BlueLink: I feel funny...

PurpleLink: Why am I wearing purple?

Link: Hey Zelda, LOOK!!!!

Zelda: Wha? AHHHHHH!

Links: What?

Black Mysterious Thing: Hahahahhahahahhaaaa!

~BMT grabs Zelda~

Zelda: Let go of me or I will set the Links on you!

Links: Huh? OOOOOH DOUGHNUTS!

~Links run to doughnut shop~

Zelda: Who are you anyways?

BMT: I am Vaati, the wind mage.

Link: What is it like being a wind mage?

Vaati: Nice job, I think. Nice salaries and I am my own boss.

Vaati: I am going to marry Zelda- Links, you are invited to our wedding.

Links: Thank you.

Zelda: Links!

Links: What?

~Vaati swoops off attacking Plink~

Plink: AAHHH!

~Plink falls to the ground~

Rlink: Plink!

Link: He was like my little brother...

Blink: He was my mentor.

Fairy: I will revive him.

~Fairy revives Plink~

Plink: Yay!

Navi: Hi Link—WAHHH!

Links: What up dude?

Navi: tell me what happened

~Links explain at the same time~

Navi: Wait! One of you tell me!

~Links huddle to decide who will explain~

Link: I have been voted as the spokesperson of us Links!

Navi: What is going on? I can't deal with four of you!!!

Link: Vaati is marrying Zelda.

Navi: NO!! Links, Go save Zelda! Plink and Link, you come with me on Epona to Lon Lon ranch to get more horses while Blink will warp to the Scared Forest Meadow.

Rlink: And me?

Navi: You go to Kakariko and find somewhere to stay.

Links: OK!

~Links run off~

~Scene one Ends~