Scene 2
~at Vaati's Palace~
Zelda: Get me my cheese pizza NOW!!!
Vaati: sheesh, I should get rid of her.. Zelda: I WANT A CHEESE PIZZA!! Vaati: Use this phone to order one! ~Zelda dials number~ Other End: Hello. Zelda: Bob? OE: No, Itsa me, Mario! Zelda: Mario save me from Vaati's Palace! Mario: Sorry, I am busy. Zelda: Ok but can you come soon because Link is probably sitting on his fat @$$! Mario: Okey Dokey! ~Hangs up~ Zelda may not know, but that is exactly what one of our heroes are doing! Plink: OWWWW! Link: I told ya to hang on when riding Epona, she is stupid. Navi: He did ya know. Plink: How about you ride Epona, Navi? Navi: I don't have to because I CAN FLY!!!!! Link: AWW SHUDDUP! ~Link kills Navi~ Plink: What was that for!? Link: Who cares? You get her wings! Plink: YAY!!!!! ~Plink grabs wings~ Link: Now just keep quiet. ~To wherever Blink is~ Blink: Whew....EEEEEK! MOBLINS!!!! Moblin: HURNNNN! ~Blink kills Moblin~ Blink: Whew......... ~To make a long story short we head on to Rlink~ Rlink: I need to find a pad! ~Rlink enters house of skulltula~ Skulltala: This is MY pad! Rlink: shut up! ~Rlink kills cursed spiders~ Last Spider: you will now be cursed!!! * dies* Rlink: Yeah right! ManWithFunnyInstrument: You are cursed to spin around the same day!!!! ~Scene 2 Ends~
Zelda: Get me my cheese pizza NOW!!!
Vaati: sheesh, I should get rid of her.. Zelda: I WANT A CHEESE PIZZA!! Vaati: Use this phone to order one! ~Zelda dials number~ Other End: Hello. Zelda: Bob? OE: No, Itsa me, Mario! Zelda: Mario save me from Vaati's Palace! Mario: Sorry, I am busy. Zelda: Ok but can you come soon because Link is probably sitting on his fat @$$! Mario: Okey Dokey! ~Hangs up~ Zelda may not know, but that is exactly what one of our heroes are doing! Plink: OWWWW! Link: I told ya to hang on when riding Epona, she is stupid. Navi: He did ya know. Plink: How about you ride Epona, Navi? Navi: I don't have to because I CAN FLY!!!!! Link: AWW SHUDDUP! ~Link kills Navi~ Plink: What was that for!? Link: Who cares? You get her wings! Plink: YAY!!!!! ~Plink grabs wings~ Link: Now just keep quiet. ~To wherever Blink is~ Blink: Whew....EEEEEK! MOBLINS!!!! Moblin: HURNNNN! ~Blink kills Moblin~ Blink: Whew......... ~To make a long story short we head on to Rlink~ Rlink: I need to find a pad! ~Rlink enters house of skulltula~ Skulltala: This is MY pad! Rlink: shut up! ~Rlink kills cursed spiders~ Last Spider: you will now be cursed!!! * dies* Rlink: Yeah right! ManWithFunnyInstrument: You are cursed to spin around the same day!!!! ~Scene 2 Ends~