I don't know what the hell possesed me to do this but i'm doin it i'mmmmm
doin it. I decided to delete my other story "if Those Stars Could Talk"
let's face it, the only reason why I wrote it is so Jeff could get robbed
in a store. But then I figured " Well Jeff got robbed in Stick Em Up Jeff
so why not just make that story have more than one chapter with Jeff gettin
robbed in all kinds of places. So from my demented mind to yours read on.
I don't own anybody in this story, Yes it's sad but what are ya gonna do when you get no fuckin allowence!!!!!!
On to the Story
You Got Jacked Jeff
Jeff sped along down the highway in his corvette. It had been a week since the bank robbery and he was plenty pissed no one believed him. All he got from everyone in the back was a bunch of......
"Uh huh whatever you say Jeff"
"Are you sure you didn't dream that?"
"Let me see the bullet wound," Well that one came from Bradshaw the dumb goon.
Jeff pulled over on the side of the road, he wanted to change the cd in his cd player but he didn't wanna crash his car trying to drive and change the cd at the same time. What he didn't notice was a person walking up beside him.
While Jeff was putting the new cd in it's place a girl knocked on his window. He quickly looked up to see who it was puttin their sweaty fingers on his newly washed windows. Oh somebody was about to get fucked up royally. He rolled down the window to talk to the retarded bitch.
"Can I help you?" He asked her while gently removing her hand off his car.
"Yes I wanted to ask you something." The girl replied nicely.
"Well Ms. if it's about directions I have no clue. You see I have a job where I have to travel alot through cities and stuff. I hate to tell you this but I don't know anything about this town except for the little lines on the map I got."
"No I just wanted to ask you if you would please get the fuck out of the car?" She asked smiling warmly at him.
"I'm sorry I didn't catch that last part um what did you say?
" I said could you please get out of the........ fucking..........car?" She emphasized on the last 2 words hoping he'd get the hint.
"Is this a joke? I'm not gettin out of my car so step off." He said trying to roll up the window hoping he could quickly drive away from the crazy broad before she went off or somethin.
Suddenly he heard more tapping at the window. He was getting slightly aggitated at the thought of the dumb cunt putting her grubby hands on his car again. But right when he was about to scream at her through the window he noticed that it wasn't her finger on his window but she was holding a gun.
" If you know what's good for your health sir I suggest you get out of the fucking car NOW!!" And with that she hit the window so hard that it shattered. Jeff ducked and covered his head with his arms while the glass flew everywhere. When he finally did sit up to see how much damage was caused he came face to face with the tip of her gun.
"Not again." He whispered to himself and put his hands over his head and exited the car.
"This is just GREAT!" He screamed to the air.
I know this chapter is short but it's suppose to lead up to another one. I was gonna write everything in this one but I only get to get on the computer at night and shit i'm tired. Maybe that's why I don't update much I hardly get any time on the computer. Not mention the fact I cant stay focus on one thing at a time. More updates soon and here's a hint for all you slash fans out there. Can Jeff get robbed at a strip club while he's stripping? Think about that and get back to me lol. I can see it now, Jeff in a thong shaking his groove thang. Ooooooh yea. (runs off to take a cold shower) please review even tho there ain't much to review.
I don't own anybody in this story, Yes it's sad but what are ya gonna do when you get no fuckin allowence!!!!!!
On to the Story
You Got Jacked Jeff
Jeff sped along down the highway in his corvette. It had been a week since the bank robbery and he was plenty pissed no one believed him. All he got from everyone in the back was a bunch of......
"Uh huh whatever you say Jeff"
"Are you sure you didn't dream that?"
"Let me see the bullet wound," Well that one came from Bradshaw the dumb goon.
Jeff pulled over on the side of the road, he wanted to change the cd in his cd player but he didn't wanna crash his car trying to drive and change the cd at the same time. What he didn't notice was a person walking up beside him.
While Jeff was putting the new cd in it's place a girl knocked on his window. He quickly looked up to see who it was puttin their sweaty fingers on his newly washed windows. Oh somebody was about to get fucked up royally. He rolled down the window to talk to the retarded bitch.
"Can I help you?" He asked her while gently removing her hand off his car.
"Yes I wanted to ask you something." The girl replied nicely.
"Well Ms. if it's about directions I have no clue. You see I have a job where I have to travel alot through cities and stuff. I hate to tell you this but I don't know anything about this town except for the little lines on the map I got."
"No I just wanted to ask you if you would please get the fuck out of the car?" She asked smiling warmly at him.
"I'm sorry I didn't catch that last part um what did you say?
" I said could you please get out of the........ fucking..........car?" She emphasized on the last 2 words hoping he'd get the hint.
"Is this a joke? I'm not gettin out of my car so step off." He said trying to roll up the window hoping he could quickly drive away from the crazy broad before she went off or somethin.
Suddenly he heard more tapping at the window. He was getting slightly aggitated at the thought of the dumb cunt putting her grubby hands on his car again. But right when he was about to scream at her through the window he noticed that it wasn't her finger on his window but she was holding a gun.
" If you know what's good for your health sir I suggest you get out of the fucking car NOW!!" And with that she hit the window so hard that it shattered. Jeff ducked and covered his head with his arms while the glass flew everywhere. When he finally did sit up to see how much damage was caused he came face to face with the tip of her gun.
"Not again." He whispered to himself and put his hands over his head and exited the car.
"This is just GREAT!" He screamed to the air.
I know this chapter is short but it's suppose to lead up to another one. I was gonna write everything in this one but I only get to get on the computer at night and shit i'm tired. Maybe that's why I don't update much I hardly get any time on the computer. Not mention the fact I cant stay focus on one thing at a time. More updates soon and here's a hint for all you slash fans out there. Can Jeff get robbed at a strip club while he's stripping? Think about that and get back to me lol. I can see it now, Jeff in a thong shaking his groove thang. Ooooooh yea. (runs off to take a cold shower) please review even tho there ain't much to review.