~Scene 5~
Link: Time to finally get a key from a dungeon! Rlink: Good thing I watered your crotch! Link: Thank you! Rlink: With gasoline! Smirks Link: $##@$$ you! Blink: Shut up! Plink: I am alive! Rlink: you wanna die, punk? Plink: nooooo! I have a life now! ~Plink runs off screaming~ Link: on to the uhhhhhhh..... Navi: what? ~Link points at the sky~ Tingle: Hiya mr. Fairy. OH MY GOD! THERE ARE FOUR FAIRIES HERE! YIPEEEE! Links: RUN!!!!!!!!! ~Helmaroc King grabs tingle~ Tingle: HELLP! Links: Bye!!! Malon: Time to die! Plink: Nooooooooo! Malon: Not you, you died too much, besides, I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU! ~Malon kisses Plink~ Other Links: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T KILL US EITHER BECAUSE WE ARE HIM! Malon: you have a point buttttttt PURPLE IS A HOT COLOR! Rlink: No! Green Red and Blue are! Blink: Yeah! ~Stalfos pop out of nowhere~ Plink: I will kill them all! ~Stalfos throws boomerang and kills Plink~ Link: HA!! Ruto: Hi Linky! Blushes Blink: Don't call me Linky or Linky-poo! Malon: Hi Linky-Poo! Blink: Why you little! Rlink: Lets go already! Ruto: Where to? Link: this island. ~Link shows Ruto map~ Malon: How about we swim? Blink: What about Plink? Malon: He could be my chair later so I will carry him. Blushes deep scarlet. Link: What is going on between you guys? Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Rlink: Shut up! Blink: Thank you!!! Navi: lets just go.! ~They all set off to the island~ ~Scene 5 ends~
Link: Time to finally get a key from a dungeon! Rlink: Good thing I watered your crotch! Link: Thank you! Rlink: With gasoline! Smirks Link: $##@$$ you! Blink: Shut up! Plink: I am alive! Rlink: you wanna die, punk? Plink: nooooo! I have a life now! ~Plink runs off screaming~ Link: on to the uhhhhhhh..... Navi: what? ~Link points at the sky~ Tingle: Hiya mr. Fairy. OH MY GOD! THERE ARE FOUR FAIRIES HERE! YIPEEEE! Links: RUN!!!!!!!!! ~Helmaroc King grabs tingle~ Tingle: HELLP! Links: Bye!!! Malon: Time to die! Plink: Nooooooooo! Malon: Not you, you died too much, besides, I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU! ~Malon kisses Plink~ Other Links: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T KILL US EITHER BECAUSE WE ARE HIM! Malon: you have a point buttttttt PURPLE IS A HOT COLOR! Rlink: No! Green Red and Blue are! Blink: Yeah! ~Stalfos pop out of nowhere~ Plink: I will kill them all! ~Stalfos throws boomerang and kills Plink~ Link: HA!! Ruto: Hi Linky! Blushes Blink: Don't call me Linky or Linky-poo! Malon: Hi Linky-Poo! Blink: Why you little! Rlink: Lets go already! Ruto: Where to? Link: this island. ~Link shows Ruto map~ Malon: How about we swim? Blink: What about Plink? Malon: He could be my chair later so I will carry him. Blushes deep scarlet. Link: What is going on between you guys? Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Malon: Nothing Link: tell me! Rlink: Shut up! Blink: Thank you!!! Navi: lets just go.! ~They all set off to the island~ ~Scene 5 ends~