~Scene 6~
Malon: When do I get to sit on my new chair? Link: You mean Plink? Go right ahead. ~Malon sits on Plink's head~ Plink: Uhnnn... Why is it so dark and my face feels pressure? Blink: Wouldn't you like to know? Navi: Malon is sitting on your head, Plink. Plink: Get OFF! ~Plink shoves Malon off of his head~ Ruto: Enough griping, lets get on with it! Navi: You are like my little sister. Ruto: YOU ARE SMALLER THAN ME! Navi: Alright, my big sis— Ruto: BIG! DO YOU MEAN IN FAT! Plink: Yep! Ruto: Why you little Linky-poo! ~Ruto kills Plink (again Plink dies)~ Blink: What was that for? Ruto: He called me fat. *Looks offended* Rlink: Lets just go, dude. ~They reach the island~ Link: I found the island! Navi: Earth to Link! We all found it too! Link: Nope. You girls were chatting while US LINKS found the island and they are me! Links: He does have a point you know. ~Darunia runs to the island in his underwear only~ Ruto: AHHHHH! Darunia: NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER LEAVE ME THERE AGAIN! Rlink: Chill dude. Navi: We need to get the four keys. Link: I have a key. Rlink: So do I. Blink: Hey, I do too! Rlink: What about Plink? ~Blink checks Plink's pocket~ Blink: I found one! Navi: Nooooooo! I mean they look like transparent swords like you have. Malon: If it was like that it would end because I too have a key. Tingle: You need a key? I have one right here--- Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tingle: Okay uhhh got to run! ~Tingle runs off~ Blink: Why did he run if he can fly? Rlink: Never mind dude! ~They finally reach the dungeon boss~ Link: Hey a frozen blob! Rlink: Lets unfreeze it! ~They unfreeze boss~ HINT: Dash into the ice wall! Plink: OKAY! ~Plink freezes and dies, again~ ~To make a long story short, they beat the boss and get the key erm... sword thingy~ Link: All right! Blink: cool. Rlink: DUDE! Plink: .....(He was dead, remember?) Navi: Now we find the next place.... Death Mountain! Voice: Wait for me! Links: Who are you? Voice: I am Nabooru! Nabooru: Hey! A chair!! ~Nabooru sits on Plink's face~ Plink: Not again..... Will Plink ever stop being a chair? Probably not. Plink: HEY! ~Plink's crotch catches on fire~ Plink: OWWWW! STOP THE PAIN PLEEEEZE! ~Scene 6 ends~
Malon: When do I get to sit on my new chair? Link: You mean Plink? Go right ahead. ~Malon sits on Plink's head~ Plink: Uhnnn... Why is it so dark and my face feels pressure? Blink: Wouldn't you like to know? Navi: Malon is sitting on your head, Plink. Plink: Get OFF! ~Plink shoves Malon off of his head~ Ruto: Enough griping, lets get on with it! Navi: You are like my little sister. Ruto: YOU ARE SMALLER THAN ME! Navi: Alright, my big sis— Ruto: BIG! DO YOU MEAN IN FAT! Plink: Yep! Ruto: Why you little Linky-poo! ~Ruto kills Plink (again Plink dies)~ Blink: What was that for? Ruto: He called me fat. *Looks offended* Rlink: Lets just go, dude. ~They reach the island~ Link: I found the island! Navi: Earth to Link! We all found it too! Link: Nope. You girls were chatting while US LINKS found the island and they are me! Links: He does have a point you know. ~Darunia runs to the island in his underwear only~ Ruto: AHHHHH! Darunia: NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER LEAVE ME THERE AGAIN! Rlink: Chill dude. Navi: We need to get the four keys. Link: I have a key. Rlink: So do I. Blink: Hey, I do too! Rlink: What about Plink? ~Blink checks Plink's pocket~ Blink: I found one! Navi: Nooooooo! I mean they look like transparent swords like you have. Malon: If it was like that it would end because I too have a key. Tingle: You need a key? I have one right here--- Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tingle: Okay uhhh got to run! ~Tingle runs off~ Blink: Why did he run if he can fly? Rlink: Never mind dude! ~They finally reach the dungeon boss~ Link: Hey a frozen blob! Rlink: Lets unfreeze it! ~They unfreeze boss~ HINT: Dash into the ice wall! Plink: OKAY! ~Plink freezes and dies, again~ ~To make a long story short, they beat the boss and get the key erm... sword thingy~ Link: All right! Blink: cool. Rlink: DUDE! Plink: .....(He was dead, remember?) Navi: Now we find the next place.... Death Mountain! Voice: Wait for me! Links: Who are you? Voice: I am Nabooru! Nabooru: Hey! A chair!! ~Nabooru sits on Plink's face~ Plink: Not again..... Will Plink ever stop being a chair? Probably not. Plink: HEY! ~Plink's crotch catches on fire~ Plink: OWWWW! STOP THE PAIN PLEEEEZE! ~Scene 6 ends~