~Scene 7~
Link: We need the next key! Rlink: Duh dude! Navi: He does have a point! Malon: Kiss me Plink! ~Malon and Plink kiss madly~ Link: Alright, I KNOW something is going on between you two! Nabooru: shut the $#@$ up you idiot! Blink: Make me! Plink: MMMMmmmmm. Malon: Ohhhh yea baby! ~Baby appears out of nowhere~ Baby: WAHHHHHH! Malon: SHUT IT! ~Malon smacks baby~ Navi: I know she didn't raise Link or he would actually be smart and be quiet... Link: I HEARD THAT!! Blink: no, be quiet or a volcano will erupt! Ruto: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! Rlink: nooooo! ~Volcano erupts~ Link: Holy sh*t! Navi: Link! There are four of you! They will copy you! Rlink: Holy sh*t! Blink: Holy sh*t! Plink: mmmmmm...huh? OH! Holy sh*t! Navi: And Plink could have actually been smart for once...... Nabooru: This is getting too crowded. Bye! ~Nabooru leaves~ Darunia: *snore* Ruto: Wake up son of a rock! Darunia: HEY! NEVER INSULT MY FAMILY! THAT IS WORSE THAN CALLING ME A SON OF A BIT**! Navi: BE QUIET EVERYONE!!!!!!! Links: Navi is so naïve. OOOOH! DOUGHNUTS! Navi: Those aren't doughnuts! Ruto: OUCH! STOP THAT! Navi: idiots surround me. Plink: We will enter the dung! Navi: Dungeon! Plink: What she/he said! Navi: Look out! ~Link, Rlink, and Blink dodge fire bat, but for Plink..~ Plink: AHHHH! *Dies* Blink: My mentor! Link: My bro! Rlink: Oh well....... Plink's ghost: Lets go to our pad! Links: No! PG: sh*t! Links: What? PG: I am in the wrong game! Links: Who are you? PG: I am Piggy Ganon from a link to the past! Link: Looks like a link to the future to me! Navi: Shut up Link! Blink: Who me? Malon: I CAN'T STAND IT!!! Links: What? Malon: The four of you! Navi: Either return to normal or die! Links: Die.. Malon: OK! RARRRRR! Links: AHHHH! ~Links finish dungeon in hurry~ Blink: Oh no! Rlink: Dude! Link: Lets go back to Kakariko! Plink: Ok! Navi: Wait! We need to kill you! Malon: I have sushi! Plink: Oh BOY! ~Plink runs back for sushi but gets killed~ Plink: AHHHH! ~Scene 7 Ends~
Link: We need the next key! Rlink: Duh dude! Navi: He does have a point! Malon: Kiss me Plink! ~Malon and Plink kiss madly~ Link: Alright, I KNOW something is going on between you two! Nabooru: shut the $#@$ up you idiot! Blink: Make me! Plink: MMMMmmmmm. Malon: Ohhhh yea baby! ~Baby appears out of nowhere~ Baby: WAHHHHHH! Malon: SHUT IT! ~Malon smacks baby~ Navi: I know she didn't raise Link or he would actually be smart and be quiet... Link: I HEARD THAT!! Blink: no, be quiet or a volcano will erupt! Ruto: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! Rlink: nooooo! ~Volcano erupts~ Link: Holy sh*t! Navi: Link! There are four of you! They will copy you! Rlink: Holy sh*t! Blink: Holy sh*t! Plink: mmmmmm...huh? OH! Holy sh*t! Navi: And Plink could have actually been smart for once...... Nabooru: This is getting too crowded. Bye! ~Nabooru leaves~ Darunia: *snore* Ruto: Wake up son of a rock! Darunia: HEY! NEVER INSULT MY FAMILY! THAT IS WORSE THAN CALLING ME A SON OF A BIT**! Navi: BE QUIET EVERYONE!!!!!!! Links: Navi is so naïve. OOOOH! DOUGHNUTS! Navi: Those aren't doughnuts! Ruto: OUCH! STOP THAT! Navi: idiots surround me. Plink: We will enter the dung! Navi: Dungeon! Plink: What she/he said! Navi: Look out! ~Link, Rlink, and Blink dodge fire bat, but for Plink..~ Plink: AHHHH! *Dies* Blink: My mentor! Link: My bro! Rlink: Oh well....... Plink's ghost: Lets go to our pad! Links: No! PG: sh*t! Links: What? PG: I am in the wrong game! Links: Who are you? PG: I am Piggy Ganon from a link to the past! Link: Looks like a link to the future to me! Navi: Shut up Link! Blink: Who me? Malon: I CAN'T STAND IT!!! Links: What? Malon: The four of you! Navi: Either return to normal or die! Links: Die.. Malon: OK! RARRRRR! Links: AHHHH! ~Links finish dungeon in hurry~ Blink: Oh no! Rlink: Dude! Link: Lets go back to Kakariko! Plink: Ok! Navi: Wait! We need to kill you! Malon: I have sushi! Plink: Oh BOY! ~Plink runs back for sushi but gets killed~ Plink: AHHHH! ~Scene 7 Ends~