Beyond the wiring

A/N:Welcome to the third chapter of Beyond the wiring, *sniff * I love you all your reviews made my day a better one. Except I am also retyping this chapter again, woe is me. My friend dragged me over to her house, I was typing my chapter on her computer and she 'accidentally' changed the document format so..... hopefully this chapter will be then the last one. :)

In chapter, I will introduce our favorite couple Sango and Miroku! But, I will try to add some Miroku and Sango fluff in here somewhere for the sake of the Sango and Miroku fans. How's that?

Here is the next chapter, a day late but hey I'm not complaining :)

Beyond the wiring

Chapter one

A laundry maid, A pervert, and for the love of god stop that machine!

Kagome stirred from her prolonged sleep, hearing the systematic whirring of her systems starting up from their suspension. She blinked a couple times, hoping that her visions had already loaded and was starting to clear up little by little.

She sighed with annoyance, today she'd have to wash the mountain of laundry that was steadily growing in Inuyasha's room. It probably already rised to the ceiling, knowing Inuyasha it probably did. That's why, never trust him to be a normal person who would never bug their maid or drive them to the brink of insanity. And two, Inuyasha is not normal in any circumstances.

She peeked into the room, glancing at the pile no wait mountain of clothes in the corner of his messy room. She wasn't suprised, she wished she had never thought that thought, the laundry pile rose to the ceiling literally.

Groaning she loaded about one-hundreth of the pile into the laundry basket, and trudged of to the wash room that was on the other side of the mansion.

'This is going to be a long day' She thought, regretting to ever step inside the mansion.

Why was she a maid anyway?

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Inuyasha grinned brushing his perfect white teeth, 'Score' he thought brushing even harder. He'd take a hint, she found the mountain of laundry in the corner of his room.

He was going to make her regret stepping into this very mansion, he'd probably drive her nuts too.

Miroku was coming over today, he'd make sure he warn the maids and Sango the laundry maid. He always had a knack for groping women, no matter how hard they hit him. Especially Sango, that girl could really slap and knock someone out for that matter.

No matter how perverted he was, he was still a good friend at heart anyway.

He stepped out of his room hearing the familiar scream of 'pervert' and the sound of a slap echoing through the halls.

Miroku came into view with a goofy grin on his face and the oh-so familar red handprint on his left cheek.

"Who did you feel up this time?" Inuyasha asked tiredly.

"Some maid" He replied.

"Wait did she have black hair up to her mid-back and kinda looked like Kikyo" Inuyasha laughed at the thought of Kagome getting groped.

"Exactomundo"

A picture of Kagome getting groped ran through his mind, and he started to laugh really hard.

"Dude, what's wrong with you? you know the girl or something?"

Inuyasha's laughing ceased, " Exactomundo" he replied mimicking Miroku's words.

"Miroku, come on" Inuyasha ran down the hall dragging Miroku behind him.

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Kagome stared at the washing machine, she had caome all this way for this piece of junk? A inferior piece of machinery?

Kagome stumbled forward the force of impact hitting her, a girl with long black hair and magenta eye-shadow peered from behind a basket of laundry. The girl quickly set down the basket and helped Kagome up.

"Oh I'm so sorry" she said bowing.

"It's alright, no worries" She replied, waving her hands in front of her face.

"Oh okay" the girl smiled.

"I'm Kagome and you are?"

"Sango, one of the personal laundry maids" She said giving Kagome a small smile.

Kagome bent down picking up her basket, she proceeded to load the clothes into the washing machine not noticing Inuyasha and Mirkou hiding behind one of the machines.

"Oh I forgot soap"

"Don't worry, I'll get it" Kagome replied walking to a cabinet full of washing machine soap. She came back with a box of tide in her hands handing it Sango before setting it down on the machine next to her's. She bent over to to put more clothes into the machine, not noticing a hand take the tide soap knock a whole lot of soap into the washer before hastily setting back up again. Nor did she notice Miroku's goofy grin as she bent down.

After she finished loading all the clothes into the machine and added some more soap to the machine. After closing it shut she pressed the buttons, the washing machine starting to stirr.

After a while, she waited the whirring of the washing stopped, carefully she opened the lid and bubbles started to pour out of the opening uncontrollable. Kagome slinked back, the bubbles kept on coming.

"Sango help" She whimpered trying to fight the onslaught of bubbles.

Sango came with a angry look on her face," There's only one explanation" She walked behind the washing machine.

"Pervert and mutt" Kagome replied dully as she walked over.

She pointed to Miroku, "You grope people" and then she pointed to Inuyasha, "You, I don't know what you are but your not helping anything"

The loud sound of the machine brought them back to earth, they all stared at the washing machine horrified as it spat more bubbles as possibly water.

"Look what you did" Sango shrieked "How much soap did you put exactly?"

"Not a lot?" Inuyasha and Miroku replied with sheepish grins of their face.

"Run faster" Kagome interupted running for dear life.

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After they stopped the machine, all four of them Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kagome had to clean up the mess Inuyasha and Miroku made.

"This is all yor fault Inuyasha!" Kagome grumbled under her breath

"ME? what about Miroku" he replied harshly

"Him? he's just your lackey" she shot back

"Maa maa children stop fighting" Miroku said motherly making the a 'shushing' motion.

"Shut up!" they both said.

Sango sweatdropped watching the two couples bicker while Miroku tried to stop them, until she felt something warm on her tush.

They both stopped arguing while Sango started to slap Miroku silly.

A maid passed by with a confused look on her face, 'Did this happen everyday?'

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