~Scene 11~
Link: so, what should we do? Blink: Go to KFC? Rlink: Nah, we have already done that. How about we annoy Malon? Plink: Sure, I might actually not die for a change....... ~Plink dies of heart attack~ Blink: Not again...*sighs* Link: Lets go bug Malon! Rlink: Yeah! Malon: No you won't! Blink: MALON! We were just going to— Malon: Clean Epona. I am afraid she wet herself again! Rlink: So have I! Malon: Blink, you clean Epona. Link, You clean Rlink, he wet himself again! Link: Again? Rlink: Again! ~Malon walks off with Blink~ Link: To find Zelda? Rlink: sure! Vaati: NOPE! MARIO TOOK HER! Rlink: hmmmmm *~Picture in Rlinks mind shows first donkeykong with Zelda being saved by link~* Link: What? Rlink: ARGH! Link: What? Rlink: a barrel got me! Link: .......? Malon: All cleaned up? Rlink: Yes... Malon: You never wet yourself did you.? Rlink: No, we did that to escape and save Zelda! Link: SHUT UP! Malon: We will have to execute you---NAVI! Navi: WHAT!? Malon: Execution! Navi: YAY! ~Link dies~ ~Rlink lives~ Rlink: yay! ~Rlink dies~ Rlink: Curse you evil narrator blehhh.. ~Zelda falls from sky~ Zelda: OOOF! Good thing I landed on this nice soft Link's face! Link: fjlas. Zelda: What? Malon: Zelda! We found you! Mario: Itsa me, Mario! Link: Yeah, yeah, kill the gay plumber! ~Rlink dies~ Link: Rlink is NOT a gay plumber! Plink: He is a gay plummeter though! ~Plink dies~ Blink: Hey! ~Blink runs away and dies~ Mario: Hooray! ~Mario dies~ Zelda: Noooo! My only escape from Links! ~The whole world dies~ Narrator: arghhhh! ~The End~
Link: so, what should we do? Blink: Go to KFC? Rlink: Nah, we have already done that. How about we annoy Malon? Plink: Sure, I might actually not die for a change....... ~Plink dies of heart attack~ Blink: Not again...*sighs* Link: Lets go bug Malon! Rlink: Yeah! Malon: No you won't! Blink: MALON! We were just going to— Malon: Clean Epona. I am afraid she wet herself again! Rlink: So have I! Malon: Blink, you clean Epona. Link, You clean Rlink, he wet himself again! Link: Again? Rlink: Again! ~Malon walks off with Blink~ Link: To find Zelda? Rlink: sure! Vaati: NOPE! MARIO TOOK HER! Rlink: hmmmmm *~Picture in Rlinks mind shows first donkeykong with Zelda being saved by link~* Link: What? Rlink: ARGH! Link: What? Rlink: a barrel got me! Link: .......? Malon: All cleaned up? Rlink: Yes... Malon: You never wet yourself did you.? Rlink: No, we did that to escape and save Zelda! Link: SHUT UP! Malon: We will have to execute you---NAVI! Navi: WHAT!? Malon: Execution! Navi: YAY! ~Link dies~ ~Rlink lives~ Rlink: yay! ~Rlink dies~ Rlink: Curse you evil narrator blehhh.. ~Zelda falls from sky~ Zelda: OOOF! Good thing I landed on this nice soft Link's face! Link: fjlas. Zelda: What? Malon: Zelda! We found you! Mario: Itsa me, Mario! Link: Yeah, yeah, kill the gay plumber! ~Rlink dies~ Link: Rlink is NOT a gay plumber! Plink: He is a gay plummeter though! ~Plink dies~ Blink: Hey! ~Blink runs away and dies~ Mario: Hooray! ~Mario dies~ Zelda: Noooo! My only escape from Links! ~The whole world dies~ Narrator: arghhhh! ~The End~