Entry 4:
Hey,hey, hey what's up? I'm great, I have the greatest family in the world and I'm floating. I decided to try some weed, tonight, and I haven't come down from my high yet, I like dank I don't know about schwagg though. Doesn't dank sound like a noise they'd use in a cartoon? like "*dank* the frying pan fell on her head". I hear Rory I think she's coming to talk to me I have to put you away my one and only precious love. Oh shit, she's going to so know I'm high, I'll pretend to be asleep if I can stop giggling long enough.
"I was wondering if you still had that book I was wanting to read," Rory came in
" Maybe I dunno, I think it's under the floorboard," I answered praying she did not notice me stoned.
"Uh-huh and why is it there?" she's so on to me
"I dunno, I think it just crawled under there, or maybe some ants carried it off," I begin to giggle at the thought of ants carrying off a three hundred page book.
"Are you on anything?" she asks looking directly in to my eyes
" No," Quickly burying my head into my pillow.
"You sure, because your acting strange,"
"Yes wait I mean no I mean....." My mind wanders off to tongues, and if anybody had ever learned how to speak without there tongue.
"Huh?"
"Huh? I dunno what your talking about,"
"You, being high"
"I am!?" I am very surprised"
"Oh forget it go to sleep, and keep it down," I lie down unable to stop giggling.