CHAPTER 2
narrator: *clears throat.* lets recap shall we? Okay we come upon an office full of broken wrestlers and barbie comes and says she can fix them, so she does a Marry Poppins trick by pullin shit out of her bra and making the wrestlers come to life on the wall. Now she sits in a cab, taking them to a place where they can go to Amanda land, the place that will fix them. Any questions?
Matt: yeah I got a question, are there gonna be any MF'ers there?
Narrator: yes
edge: are there gonna be any places where I can buy leather pants?
Narrator: yes
sable: are there gonna be anyone there that can give me advice of my plastic surgery addiction? And also are there any street corners there?
Narrator: *sighs* yes now please shut up before I get a headache.
Victoria: are there any pretty lil fairies there?
Narrator: o-
molly: shut up Victoria! That is such a dumb question
narrator: thank you
molly: no problem, are there gonna be any wigs there?
Narrator: omg just everyone shut up. DAMNT RANDY I TOLD YOU ONCE! PUT YOUR LIL "TOY SOLIDER" AWAY! AND JEFF GET THAT NASTY CONDOM OFF YOUR HEAD! Mr. cab driver, how long till we get there.
Cab driver: I don't know. I don't know where we're going.
Narrator: what do you mean you don't know where you're going.
Cab driver: I don't know. Barbie didn't tell me anything so we've just been sitting here.
Narrator: that's it! These idiots are never going to get too Amanda land by just sitting here. You're leaving cabby.
Cab driver: not uh.
Narrator: yeah huh. *Poof* hahaha he's gone.
Barbie: um narrator person, how are we gonna get there now?
Narrator: ummm, uhhhh. I don't know.
Jeff: ill drive.
Everyone: NO
Jeff: geeze don't have to get emotional.
Narrator: hmmmmm, ya know what? Screw the cab.
Barbie: screw the cab? How do we do that? Eh *shrugs shoulders* oh well. I prefer screwing ken, but I can pretend the cab's ken.
Everyone: ewwwwwww
narrator: nasty lil ho tour guide. No wonder you got knocked up. Ill just poof you guys on a plane to Amanda land.
Trish: nooo I don't want to be poofed.
Narrator: why not?
Trish: I might break a nail.
Lita: oh suck it up stupid bitchy whore.
Trish: why don't you make me, 1 dollar whore.
Lita: I'm a stupid 1 dollar whore?! At least I'm not a Canadian dollar whore!
All the guys: oooooo. That's gotta be bad for your rep.
Randy: *goes up to Trish* do you have change for an American dollar?
Trish: why I oughtta-
narrator: *poof*
randy: where did she go? I really think she was gonna give in.
Narrator: *sigh* you people amaze me, I swear. *poof*
Trish: ahhhhhhhhh I poofed! Omg I poofed!
Narrator: no duh dipshit.
Matt: so what are we gonna do now?
Narrator: we're gonna poof on a plane and go to Amanda land.
Everyone: okay.
Barbie: can you just poof me where ken is.
Narrator: no
Barbie: why not?
Narrator: he's screwin your mom now lets go.
Barbie: okay.
Narrator: *poof*
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molly: so now that were on a plane, where are we gonna go now?
Narrator: I don't know. Maybe to AMANDA LAND.
Jeff: hey everyone look, I'm the pilot.
Narrator: Jeff get away form the cabin. You're not the pilot.
Edge: if he's not the pilot then who is?
Narrator: the pilots.
Randy: there are no pilots!
Trish and sable: omg were gonna die!
Jeff: omg I need to die my hair red before we crash
edge: noooooooo I still haven't gotten a pair of leather pants that are too TIGHT to wear.
Victoria: ooo a birdie.
Narrator: oh shit *passes out*
Matt: cant we poof
narrator...
matt: hello?
Narrator:........
Lita: I think she died.
Matt: well y don't you poke her and see if she's awake
Lita: why don't you?!
Matt: I unno
randy: ill poke her!
Amy: ewwwwww randy, not that kind of poke
randy: damn.
Jeff: is it bad if this red light flashes and the ground gets closer and closer
sable: oh my god someone hit her! *turns to Trish* is my shirt to revealing?
Trish: no
sable: damn. when we doe I wanna look hot *adjusts shirt so even more cleavage shows.
Trish: perfect
sable: good
Trish: I have a question. now what kind of boob jobs do you get and where do you go, cause mine have been like slowly deflating and I cant find a doctor anywhere.
sable: oh well that's-
molly: will you guys shut up!
Matt: narrator!
narrator: WHAT?!
Jeff: weren't you dead?
narrator: I was?
Lita: yeah see: narrator: oh shit *passes out*
narrator: oh shit. oh okay, well then I just woke up.
edge: oh
randy: hey narrator chic, um can you poof us out cause were about to crash.
narrator: sure. *poof*
everyone: where are we now?
Barbie: we are now on a train. Hi I'm Barbie ill be your tour guide for this evening.
sable: stupid skank. *rolls eyes*
narrator: oh boy. *switches voice again* OKAY SO THATS THE END OF CHAPTER 2 AND I STILL DONT SEE ANY REVIEWS FROM YOU PEOPLE DAMNT! I-
Jeff: reviews from who?
narrator: *sighs* the people reading this dipshit.
Jeff: ohhhhhh.
narrator: anways. *switched voice again* REVIEW DAMNT! THAT IS ALL! TRISH WHAT THE HELL IS IN YOUR MOUTH! EWWWWW YOU DONT KNOW WHERE HES BEEN YOU NASTY whore!
END OF CHAP 2. LOL
narrator: *clears throat.* lets recap shall we? Okay we come upon an office full of broken wrestlers and barbie comes and says she can fix them, so she does a Marry Poppins trick by pullin shit out of her bra and making the wrestlers come to life on the wall. Now she sits in a cab, taking them to a place where they can go to Amanda land, the place that will fix them. Any questions?
Matt: yeah I got a question, are there gonna be any MF'ers there?
Narrator: yes
edge: are there gonna be any places where I can buy leather pants?
Narrator: yes
sable: are there gonna be anyone there that can give me advice of my plastic surgery addiction? And also are there any street corners there?
Narrator: *sighs* yes now please shut up before I get a headache.
Victoria: are there any pretty lil fairies there?
Narrator: o-
molly: shut up Victoria! That is such a dumb question
narrator: thank you
molly: no problem, are there gonna be any wigs there?
Narrator: omg just everyone shut up. DAMNT RANDY I TOLD YOU ONCE! PUT YOUR LIL "TOY SOLIDER" AWAY! AND JEFF GET THAT NASTY CONDOM OFF YOUR HEAD! Mr. cab driver, how long till we get there.
Cab driver: I don't know. I don't know where we're going.
Narrator: what do you mean you don't know where you're going.
Cab driver: I don't know. Barbie didn't tell me anything so we've just been sitting here.
Narrator: that's it! These idiots are never going to get too Amanda land by just sitting here. You're leaving cabby.
Cab driver: not uh.
Narrator: yeah huh. *Poof* hahaha he's gone.
Barbie: um narrator person, how are we gonna get there now?
Narrator: ummm, uhhhh. I don't know.
Jeff: ill drive.
Everyone: NO
Jeff: geeze don't have to get emotional.
Narrator: hmmmmm, ya know what? Screw the cab.
Barbie: screw the cab? How do we do that? Eh *shrugs shoulders* oh well. I prefer screwing ken, but I can pretend the cab's ken.
Everyone: ewwwwwww
narrator: nasty lil ho tour guide. No wonder you got knocked up. Ill just poof you guys on a plane to Amanda land.
Trish: nooo I don't want to be poofed.
Narrator: why not?
Trish: I might break a nail.
Lita: oh suck it up stupid bitchy whore.
Trish: why don't you make me, 1 dollar whore.
Lita: I'm a stupid 1 dollar whore?! At least I'm not a Canadian dollar whore!
All the guys: oooooo. That's gotta be bad for your rep.
Randy: *goes up to Trish* do you have change for an American dollar?
Trish: why I oughtta-
narrator: *poof*
randy: where did she go? I really think she was gonna give in.
Narrator: *sigh* you people amaze me, I swear. *poof*
Trish: ahhhhhhhhh I poofed! Omg I poofed!
Narrator: no duh dipshit.
Matt: so what are we gonna do now?
Narrator: we're gonna poof on a plane and go to Amanda land.
Everyone: okay.
Barbie: can you just poof me where ken is.
Narrator: no
Barbie: why not?
Narrator: he's screwin your mom now lets go.
Barbie: okay.
Narrator: *poof*
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molly: so now that were on a plane, where are we gonna go now?
Narrator: I don't know. Maybe to AMANDA LAND.
Jeff: hey everyone look, I'm the pilot.
Narrator: Jeff get away form the cabin. You're not the pilot.
Edge: if he's not the pilot then who is?
Narrator: the pilots.
Randy: there are no pilots!
Trish and sable: omg were gonna die!
Jeff: omg I need to die my hair red before we crash
edge: noooooooo I still haven't gotten a pair of leather pants that are too TIGHT to wear.
Victoria: ooo a birdie.
Narrator: oh shit *passes out*
Matt: cant we poof
narrator...
matt: hello?
Narrator:........
Lita: I think she died.
Matt: well y don't you poke her and see if she's awake
Lita: why don't you?!
Matt: I unno
randy: ill poke her!
Amy: ewwwwww randy, not that kind of poke
randy: damn.
Jeff: is it bad if this red light flashes and the ground gets closer and closer
sable: oh my god someone hit her! *turns to Trish* is my shirt to revealing?
Trish: no
sable: damn. when we doe I wanna look hot *adjusts shirt so even more cleavage shows.
Trish: perfect
sable: good
Trish: I have a question. now what kind of boob jobs do you get and where do you go, cause mine have been like slowly deflating and I cant find a doctor anywhere.
sable: oh well that's-
molly: will you guys shut up!
Matt: narrator!
narrator: WHAT?!
Jeff: weren't you dead?
narrator: I was?
Lita: yeah see: narrator: oh shit *passes out*
narrator: oh shit. oh okay, well then I just woke up.
edge: oh
randy: hey narrator chic, um can you poof us out cause were about to crash.
narrator: sure. *poof*
everyone: where are we now?
Barbie: we are now on a train. Hi I'm Barbie ill be your tour guide for this evening.
sable: stupid skank. *rolls eyes*
narrator: oh boy. *switches voice again* OKAY SO THATS THE END OF CHAPTER 2 AND I STILL DONT SEE ANY REVIEWS FROM YOU PEOPLE DAMNT! I-
Jeff: reviews from who?
narrator: *sighs* the people reading this dipshit.
Jeff: ohhhhhh.
narrator: anways. *switched voice again* REVIEW DAMNT! THAT IS ALL! TRISH WHAT THE HELL IS IN YOUR MOUTH! EWWWWW YOU DONT KNOW WHERE HES BEEN YOU NASTY whore!
END OF CHAP 2. LOL