Chapter 3
narrator: okay lets do some recapness here.
Jeff: okay
narrator: shut up dude. Geeze, like I was saying, *clears throat* barbie took the 9 broken wwe dudes on a plane and we realized that randy is horny, trish's boobs are deflating, edge wants a pair of leather pants that are TOO TIGHT, lita secretly still loves Matt, -
lita: I do?
Narrator: you will
lita: but I don't want to
narrator: I don't care what you want
lita: but-
narrator: if you don't shut up right now I'm gonna make Matt kiss you
lita: ewwww he's got cooties!
Narrator: *sighs* Matt, you know what to do right?
Matt: ewwwww I don't want to kiss her.
Narrator: why not?!
Lita: yeah why not?!
Matt: because she's got germs!
Narrator: omg you guys are too old to act like idiot preschoolers.
Sable: omg we're old!
Randy: she wasn't talking to you dipshit!
Sable: oh good
narrator: yeah don't get me started on you sable, you're BEYOND old. Anyways, if you won't kiss her Matt, then ill do something bad.
Matt and Lita: what are you gonna do huh? Poof us?
Narrator: no, but I will poof someone else in
Lita: like who?
Narrator: benoit.
Lita: ewwwwww he has no teeth.
Trish: gross doesn't he know how to floss.
Jeff: well unlike you princess he doesn't give blow jobs so he doesn't have to worry about it.
Everyone but Trish and all the girls.: ohhhhhhh
lita: dude, totally cold Jeff.
Jeff: oh well.
Narrator: like I was saying, Lita ill poof Benoit and Matt ill poof in jazz
Lita and Matt: ewwwww nonononono
narrator: too late. *Poof*
benoit: where the hell am I? This isn't the frozen meat locker.
Narrator: hi benoit you're on a train, and the girl you love so much is standing right behind you.
Benoit: lita?
Narrator: yep!
Lita: noooooooooo! *Runs away while benoit chases after her
narrator: now onto you Matt
Matt: nononon please. No
narrator: yep. *Poof* jazz, what a pleasure you could make it here with us this evening.
Jazz: where am I?
Narrator: who cares, ill pay you a hundred bucks to make out with Matt right now.
Jazz: OK. *Grabs Matt and starts to make out*
everyone: ewwwwww
narrator: okay we so don't need to see that
Jeff: poof them in a closet! Poof them in a closet!
Narrator: okay. *Poof*
everyone: yay.
Narrator: okay now that that's out of the way. Lets end this chapter now so you can take a break and step into reality for a minute.
Edge: okay *opens train door. *
Narrator: you freakin dipshited moronic blonde! I meant the readers!
Edge: geeze excuse me.
Narrator: retard. Anyways like I was sayin, stay tuned for the next installment of crap.
Trish: how can you have an installment of crap?
Narrotor: molly?
Molly: yes?
Narrator: please?
Molly: sure! *Smacks Trish*
narrator: thank you. Anyways-
Victoria: ooo look at the pretty snake.
Narrator: okay
randy: that's not a snake Victoria: *he winks*
narrator: randy!
Victoria: oh well my mommy told me I shouldn't play with things if I don't know where they've been.
Narrator: thank god.
Trish: no but I will!
Everyone: ewwwwwwww
narrator: randy I said this once, now stick that thing back in your pants, and Trish, ewww! *Poof* there now you're in a straight jacket.
Trish: do you think I could get this in blue, cause blue looks so better on me.
Narrator: no now shut up! Geeze. Where the hells Barbie?
Molly: she's screwing the dude that's driving.
Narrator: what?!
Molly: yep
narrator: *poof* where were you?
Barbie: no where.
Narrator: that's it. *Poof* you're In a straight jacket now.
Barbie: why?!
Narrator: cause you're a skanky whore.
Sable: hahaha
narrator: anyways, stay tuned I guarantee your sanity will be gone by the time this is over. Bye.
Jeff: bye.
Narrator: dude what are you doing?
Jeff: waving bye.
Narrator: oh god someone shoot me now
END OF THAT. LOL. MORE LATER.
narrator: okay lets do some recapness here.
Jeff: okay
narrator: shut up dude. Geeze, like I was saying, *clears throat* barbie took the 9 broken wwe dudes on a plane and we realized that randy is horny, trish's boobs are deflating, edge wants a pair of leather pants that are TOO TIGHT, lita secretly still loves Matt, -
lita: I do?
Narrator: you will
lita: but I don't want to
narrator: I don't care what you want
lita: but-
narrator: if you don't shut up right now I'm gonna make Matt kiss you
lita: ewwww he's got cooties!
Narrator: *sighs* Matt, you know what to do right?
Matt: ewwwww I don't want to kiss her.
Narrator: why not?!
Lita: yeah why not?!
Matt: because she's got germs!
Narrator: omg you guys are too old to act like idiot preschoolers.
Sable: omg we're old!
Randy: she wasn't talking to you dipshit!
Sable: oh good
narrator: yeah don't get me started on you sable, you're BEYOND old. Anyways, if you won't kiss her Matt, then ill do something bad.
Matt and Lita: what are you gonna do huh? Poof us?
Narrator: no, but I will poof someone else in
Lita: like who?
Narrator: benoit.
Lita: ewwwwww he has no teeth.
Trish: gross doesn't he know how to floss.
Jeff: well unlike you princess he doesn't give blow jobs so he doesn't have to worry about it.
Everyone but Trish and all the girls.: ohhhhhhh
lita: dude, totally cold Jeff.
Jeff: oh well.
Narrator: like I was saying, Lita ill poof Benoit and Matt ill poof in jazz
Lita and Matt: ewwwww nonononono
narrator: too late. *Poof*
benoit: where the hell am I? This isn't the frozen meat locker.
Narrator: hi benoit you're on a train, and the girl you love so much is standing right behind you.
Benoit: lita?
Narrator: yep!
Lita: noooooooooo! *Runs away while benoit chases after her
narrator: now onto you Matt
Matt: nononon please. No
narrator: yep. *Poof* jazz, what a pleasure you could make it here with us this evening.
Jazz: where am I?
Narrator: who cares, ill pay you a hundred bucks to make out with Matt right now.
Jazz: OK. *Grabs Matt and starts to make out*
everyone: ewwwwww
narrator: okay we so don't need to see that
Jeff: poof them in a closet! Poof them in a closet!
Narrator: okay. *Poof*
everyone: yay.
Narrator: okay now that that's out of the way. Lets end this chapter now so you can take a break and step into reality for a minute.
Edge: okay *opens train door. *
Narrator: you freakin dipshited moronic blonde! I meant the readers!
Edge: geeze excuse me.
Narrator: retard. Anyways like I was sayin, stay tuned for the next installment of crap.
Trish: how can you have an installment of crap?
Narrotor: molly?
Molly: yes?
Narrator: please?
Molly: sure! *Smacks Trish*
narrator: thank you. Anyways-
Victoria: ooo look at the pretty snake.
Narrator: okay
randy: that's not a snake Victoria: *he winks*
narrator: randy!
Victoria: oh well my mommy told me I shouldn't play with things if I don't know where they've been.
Narrator: thank god.
Trish: no but I will!
Everyone: ewwwwwwww
narrator: randy I said this once, now stick that thing back in your pants, and Trish, ewww! *Poof* there now you're in a straight jacket.
Trish: do you think I could get this in blue, cause blue looks so better on me.
Narrator: no now shut up! Geeze. Where the hells Barbie?
Molly: she's screwing the dude that's driving.
Narrator: what?!
Molly: yep
narrator: *poof* where were you?
Barbie: no where.
Narrator: that's it. *Poof* you're In a straight jacket now.
Barbie: why?!
Narrator: cause you're a skanky whore.
Sable: hahaha
narrator: anyways, stay tuned I guarantee your sanity will be gone by the time this is over. Bye.
Jeff: bye.
Narrator: dude what are you doing?
Jeff: waving bye.
Narrator: oh god someone shoot me now
END OF THAT. LOL. MORE LATER.