Yeah, yeah, I know I should be working on my Zhu Que fic, but I really
couldn't let this sit. Really, really couldn't. And AMON-CHAN ISH NOT DEAD.
Really, he isn't. This is just like JK Rowling's "Sirius is dead" copout,
but we fangirls know the truth (*insert foaming mouth here*) Anyway, I
wrote this as a sort of? sequel to Eleven Tare Tare. I may write more silly
little poems like this... I may not... well on with the sillyness/
Adventures of Shido-Wolf and Minxy Madoka
Minxy Madoka was as blind as a bat
Blind as a bat and cute as a cat
Cute as a cat and tough as a rat
And sweet as a puppy at that.
Minxy Madoka called on her wolf friend
Called on her wolf friend who lived
At the end of the bend
Where every day a letter she'd send
Shido-wolf would smile and reply every time
Reply every time with a sweet little rhyme
And all the while he'd wonder
If loving Minxy Madoka was some kind of crime
Back and forth the letters would go
Back and forth the letters would come
And every day their feelings would grow
Until they were both truly, madly, deeply in love
Tragedy struck on a fateful night
Minxy Madoka struggled with all her might
But she could not stave off, she could not fight
Those blasted Yakuza who weren't very bright
When Shido-wolf heard this terrible news
He swore that those Yakuza would rue that day
If Minxy Madoka had even a bruise.
(Well, whether or not, they would anyway)
Shido-wolf set out on a quest
Swearing that he'd do his very best
To resolve this horrible little mess
At the Honky Tonk he went to get aid
From Emishi-monkey and Amon-squirrel
Those friends he had made
And would help him rescue his beloved girl
To the Yakuza hide out they went with haste
For they did not have any time to waste
And when they arrived, the Yakuza were waiting
To give our three heroes a nasty beating
Emishi-Monkey and Amon-squirrel leapt in to the fray
With their "double-duo-comic-routine"
And in years to come, the Yakuza would say
"There was never,"
"such an endeavor,"
"not ever,"
"anything like it, not that I've ever seen!"
While the Yakuza were struggling in fits of laughter
From the duo's comic act
Shido-wolf snuck away so he wouldn't be chased after
And into the hideout where Madoka was trapped
There was the Boss, big, tough, and mean
Standing by the prisoner cell
Where Minxy Madoka should have been
"If she is hurt," Shido-wolf said, "I'll show you hell!"
"Oh no," said the Boss quite alarmed
"I assure you she hasn't been harmed."
"So where has she gone?" Shido-wolf's voice was as sour as a grape
"Well," said the Boss-man, "This very morning a dog came and helped her
escape!"
Shido-wolf knocked the Yakuza boss out
And gave Emishi and Amon a shout
He told them what had come about
"Emishi, Amon, please call the cops,
so they'll come and lock up these stupid sops."
"Consider it done, Shido ol' friend," Emishi-monkey laughed
"Their kidnapping days are at an end!" Amon cut in, "they're really quite
daft!"
When Shido-wolf left, he saw Minxy-Madoka standing alone
Smiling, she said, "Come on Shido-wolf, let's go home."
And the two were reunited in romantic bliss
And even exchanged a shy little kiss.
couldn't let this sit. Really, really couldn't. And AMON-CHAN ISH NOT DEAD.
Really, he isn't. This is just like JK Rowling's "Sirius is dead" copout,
but we fangirls know the truth (*insert foaming mouth here*) Anyway, I
wrote this as a sort of? sequel to Eleven Tare Tare. I may write more silly
little poems like this... I may not... well on with the sillyness/
Adventures of Shido-Wolf and Minxy Madoka
Minxy Madoka was as blind as a bat
Blind as a bat and cute as a cat
Cute as a cat and tough as a rat
And sweet as a puppy at that.
Minxy Madoka called on her wolf friend
Called on her wolf friend who lived
At the end of the bend
Where every day a letter she'd send
Shido-wolf would smile and reply every time
Reply every time with a sweet little rhyme
And all the while he'd wonder
If loving Minxy Madoka was some kind of crime
Back and forth the letters would go
Back and forth the letters would come
And every day their feelings would grow
Until they were both truly, madly, deeply in love
Tragedy struck on a fateful night
Minxy Madoka struggled with all her might
But she could not stave off, she could not fight
Those blasted Yakuza who weren't very bright
When Shido-wolf heard this terrible news
He swore that those Yakuza would rue that day
If Minxy Madoka had even a bruise.
(Well, whether or not, they would anyway)
Shido-wolf set out on a quest
Swearing that he'd do his very best
To resolve this horrible little mess
At the Honky Tonk he went to get aid
From Emishi-monkey and Amon-squirrel
Those friends he had made
And would help him rescue his beloved girl
To the Yakuza hide out they went with haste
For they did not have any time to waste
And when they arrived, the Yakuza were waiting
To give our three heroes a nasty beating
Emishi-Monkey and Amon-squirrel leapt in to the fray
With their "double-duo-comic-routine"
And in years to come, the Yakuza would say
"There was never,"
"such an endeavor,"
"not ever,"
"anything like it, not that I've ever seen!"
While the Yakuza were struggling in fits of laughter
From the duo's comic act
Shido-wolf snuck away so he wouldn't be chased after
And into the hideout where Madoka was trapped
There was the Boss, big, tough, and mean
Standing by the prisoner cell
Where Minxy Madoka should have been
"If she is hurt," Shido-wolf said, "I'll show you hell!"
"Oh no," said the Boss quite alarmed
"I assure you she hasn't been harmed."
"So where has she gone?" Shido-wolf's voice was as sour as a grape
"Well," said the Boss-man, "This very morning a dog came and helped her
escape!"
Shido-wolf knocked the Yakuza boss out
And gave Emishi and Amon a shout
He told them what had come about
"Emishi, Amon, please call the cops,
so they'll come and lock up these stupid sops."
"Consider it done, Shido ol' friend," Emishi-monkey laughed
"Their kidnapping days are at an end!" Amon cut in, "they're really quite
daft!"
When Shido-wolf left, he saw Minxy-Madoka standing alone
Smiling, she said, "Come on Shido-wolf, let's go home."
And the two were reunited in romantic bliss
And even exchanged a shy little kiss.