I don't own Avril Lavigne, ff7, all I won is this parody. This is a lil story about Aeris and Seph. And the author, who isn't me! Its just whoever you want to pair with Seph. (Btw, the ending is waiting to kill her. That doesn't spoil the story at all. Be PG for safety's sake.)

He was a boy

She was a girl

Can I make it anymore obvious?

He killed guys

She sold flowers

What more can i say?

He wanted her

She'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

All of her friends stuck up their nose

They had a problem with his Masamune

He was a killer guy

She said "see you later boy"

He wasn't sane enough for her

She had a pretty face

But her head was up in space

She needed to come back down to earth

"Daisies for now" she says to him

Feeding the plants she's all alone

Turns on TV Guess what she sees?

Sephy-boy slitting the throat of Teef

She calls up her friends

They already know

They've booked a funeral, just so you know

She tags along

Stands in the crowd

Looks at the guy she turned down

He was a killer guy

She said "see you later boy"

He wasn't sane enough for her

Now he's a mass-killer

Living off his katana

Does her pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry, girl but you missed out

Tough luck, Sephy's mine now

We are more than just good friends

This is how the story ends

All too well that you could see

Just how scary he can be

There is more than meets the eye

I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy

I'm just a girl

Can I make it anymore obvious?

We are in love

Haven't you heard?

How we rock each others worlds!

I'm with a killer guy,

I said "see you later Seph"

I'll be waiting for ya love

I'll be at the temple with your sword

Waiting for that girl, that girl you used to know.

I'm with a killer guy,

I said "see you later Seph"

I'll be waiting for ya love

I'll be at the temple with your sword

Waiting for that girl, that girl you used to know.