Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is not mine, no matter how many times I watch the anime. The song "My Sharona" is not mine, no matter how many times I sing it at karaoke.
My Tsuzuki
To the tune of "My Sharona"
Tsuzuki has a really bad feeling… like he is being stalked. He turns the corner and runs into a singing hentai who ambushes him.
HAKUSHAKU: Ooh, my little puppy one, my pretty one
Tsuzuki is in distressed puppy mode.
When you gonna give me some time, TsuzukiThe mask is smiling a rather perverted smile.
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it comin' off o' the line, Tsuzuki
The count's mind drifts dreamily into the ways he can show his 'love' to Tsuzuki.
The shinigami flees the scene immediately.
HAKUSHAKU: Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
The mask is drooling…
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
And realizes that the object of his affection has escaped.
M-m-m-my Tsuzuki
He goes to find his sweet shinigami.
Tsuzuki thinks he has run away enough to lose Hakushaku, but then he gets the feeling he isn't safe here either. He turns to find another one of his 'admirers', making a dramatic entrance.
MURAKI: Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?Smiling evilly.
Close enough to look in my eyes, TsuzukiMechanical eye flashes menacingly.
Keepin' it a mystery, it gets to me
Muraki suddenly vanishes and reappears glomping Tsuzuki.
Runnin' down the length of my thigh, Tsuzuki
The doctor's hands are sliding down suggestively.
MURAKI: Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
Tsuzuki tries to keep Muraki's hands at bay.
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kindAmethyst eyes burn remembering Hisoka.
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
Doctor leaps away as the shinigami fights back.
M-m-m-my Tsuzuki
The pervert is surprised but undeterred.
M-m-m-my Tsuzuki
They fight.
Meanwhile in Meifu…
HAKUSHAKU: When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
He is staring out the window of his mansion, he isn't allowed out of the land of the dead.
Is it just a matter of time, Tsuzuki?He knows the shinigami is probably in the land of the living.
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destinyHe observes the life candles and notices that one flame wavering. He watches as it goes out.
Or is it just a game in my mind, Tsuzuki?He signs as he turns on his laptop to gaze at his private collection of Tsuzuki snapshots.
HAKUSHAKU and MURAKI: Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mindHakushaku singing to himself as he looks over his collection...
Muraki turns to go but promises to see Tsuzuki again.
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kindHakushaku thinking of 'that darling child.'
Muraki thinking 'I still want that perfect body.'
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!Tsuzuki sends a powerful blast of energy after him.
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!The doctor barely avoids it.
M-m-m-my TsuzukiMuraki escapes.
M-m-m-my TsuzukiHakushaku sighs in front of his computer.
M-m-m-my TsuzukiHisoka comes running sensing that his partner was in trouble.
M-m-m-my TsuzukiTatsumi and Watari are his back up.
Ooooooo-ohhh, my TsuzukiHisoka sighs in relief to find his partner safe, but he and Tatsumi lecture him on safety in numbers.
Ooooooo-ohhh, my TsuzukiTsuzuki assures everyone he is fine.
Ooooooo-ohhh, my TsuzukiWatari spots a bakery.
Tsuzuki goes into delighted puppy form. "Let's go!"
He and Watari go bouncing off as the other two shinigamis go after them.
"Why do you have money?"
"TSUZUKI!"
OWARI