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Chapter 3

Cid and Reeve Take to the Skies!

Cid was having fun cruising around in the Highwind like a crazy airship piloting man. Cait Sith, who was still switched off, wasn't really doing anything. Duh. Anyway, if Cait Sith HAD been awake, he would have discovered that Cid liked to sing to himself when alone.

" Off we goooooooo, into the GREAT BLUE YONDER!!!!" Cid screamed at the top of his longs and threw back his head and closed his eyes as he began to yodel, nearly causing him to crash into a mountain! In fact, he DID crash into a mountain! But luckily, it doesn't affect the Highwind when it crashes into Mountains, Giant Cities, Condors, etc. Cid didn't notice, but he quit singing because he had hit a flat note and he KNEW it.

Cid sniffed, remembering that fateful day five years- I mean seven years ago.

FLASHBACK

Cid put his heart and soul into singing, " Paint with All the Colors of the Wind."

But what did our judges have to say?

Randy: Man, dawg, that kinda sucked.

Paula: Isn't that a Disney song? Points for singing a Disney song, because Disney is so HAPPY! I say yes!

Simon: Nevermind Paula, she's on medication. Cid, that was dreadful. And also, you are a forty year old man. We are looking for a YOUNG American Idol.

END FLASHBACK

" I'll show you Randy! I'll show you Paula! I'll show you Simon! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!!!" Cid promised himself, and began cackling like a maniac. He whipped out his cell phone and dialed the Ryan Seacrest show which is the SECOND hottest spot for information other than the Choco Farms.

" We're sorry," said that lady, " But this number cannot be reached because you do not exist."

" DAMMIT!" Cid screeched, and began cursing in his special language that is hard to pronounce. " #&*@*())$^#!"

Cait Sith was still swtiched off. Unfortunately, he will not be returning to the story in concious state since Reeve just so happened to step out for Mcdonalds. Or as they say in those crazy ghetto Mcdonalds commercials, Mickey D's. Actually, since this is Final Fantasy, it's called McMoogles. But what do you care? WHAT DO YOU CARE?!

In his anger, Cid did one of those crazy 360 Degree flips in the air! Because Cid had wisely glued his feet to the floor, he simply remained stationary on the now ceiling as the world went topsy-turvy! But Cait Sith had NOT glued himself to ANYTHING!

So, Cait Sith began to slowly slide towards an open hatch. Slowly…slowly…slowly…

Cid only noticed Cait Sith falling from the sky into the ocean until it was too late. He simply shrugged and said, " No one liked him anyway." He stared down at the tiny bobbing figure of Cait Sith and sniggered. Then he flew around for a couple more hours before realizing that maybe ruling the skies alone was kind of boring. He began to remember all the good times he had had with Cloud and the gang, and now regretted randomly throwing them all off the airship.

" It's okay!" said good Cid, who was that candy corn looking fella from Final Fantasy 6. " You can still find them, somewhere, somehow."

" Aw, fraches-smaches." Said the bad Cid from Final Fantasy 4. Yes, I know he wasn't evil, but he looks like GIMLI! And he also looks like the dwarfs from Chrono Cross, so he spawned the cloning madness of Squaresoft!

" I'm smart!" Said the nerdy Cid from Final Fantasy 5. I'm not too fond of him.

" I want a doughnut!" said the fat Cid from Final Fantasy 8.

" YEEEEE-HAW! Let's go!" said the redneck Cid from Final Fantasy 10.

" I'm still a fruit bat." Said poor Cid Fabool.

" ALL YOU CIDS SHUT UP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" Cid yelled. Oh my! And I thought Cloud was the only one who had crazy voices in his head. Well… Cloud… and Zidane… Sephiroth… Armand…The Green Goblin…Gollum…

Anyway, Cid turned around, and WHAT DID HE SEE?! Why, all the Cids were standing right there! It was like a Cid convention! COOL!

" How did you guys get here?" Cid Highwind asked in flabbergasted tones.

" By PLANE!" All the Cids except for Fruit Bat Cid exclaimed, even though they had all come by airship. And then Cid saw out of the corner of his eye that following the Highwind was a whole fleet of Final Fantasy airships! Except for the Final Fantasy 9 one.

" I flew!" said Cid the Fruit Bat but he was promptly ignored.

All the Cids hugged each other in a Big Cid Group Hug TM, and laughed and cried and it was really emotional and touching. They then began talking about how tough it was being a Cid, and they told Cid Highwind he was lucky, because he was the only Cid that could be named something other than Cid.

" You could be named… NELLY!" exclaimed nerdy Cid.

" Why would I want to be named  Nelly?" Cid asked.

Nerdy Cid didn't know, and now he was regretting what he had said. He shrugged and kind of shuffled off to the back of the airship.

" WHUT IN TARNATION?!" Redneck Cid screamed just because I really wanted to make him do that. Actually, he screamed it because there was a loud WHUMP! Sound against the Highwind. Everyone quit talking about airships for a second and went very, very quiet.

" Did we just hit something?" Good Cid asked, " Because if we did, we should land and take responsibility."

" LIKE HELL WE WILL!" Screamed bad Cid.

" CIDS! This is the police!" A helicopter squad shouted. " COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"

" But then we'll die!" Cid Highwind protested.

There was a pause. " THEN LAND FIRST!" The squad dude called.

So they landed, and their airship fleet landed too. Outside, the helicopter squad was waiting, and all the Cids saw what they had crashed into. It was a golden chocobo and what once was our good friend… Barret WALLACE!

" OH MY GOD! I've killed Barret!" All the Cids shouted simnetanouesly. Woo, try saying that five times fast!

" Damn straight," said the Helicopter dude. " And now you're all under arrest."

" YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER!" Redneck Cid screamed, and began to run away like a fool. Luckily, I hate him, so the helicopter squad dude just shot him. Shot him good and dead. He then led the other Cids away, with their heads hung low.

All except for Cid the fruit bat. He escaped by flapping via very hard. He didn't think he was going to get any help in the land of Final Fantasy 7 after all.

They all left the scene, carrying the carcass of Barret along too. That Buddy Barn guy ran out right when everyone had left and called, " Anyone up for a Buddy Barn Pheonix Down? …anybody?"

But no one answered, so that Buddy Barn guy just sadly walked off with his head hung low. He whipped out his magical ocarina and transported off to wherever Buddy Barn guys go.

Meanwhile, Reeve had gotten back from McMoogles! He had a Big Mog, a Kupo-nut Flurry, some Chocobo nuggets, and some fries on the side! He had also gotten a HAPPY MEAL! WAIII! ( And yes, it was still called Happy Meal, unless you were in Japan, then it would be a HAPPI Mealu!) The Happy Meal came with… a little toy of the creepy owl from Bambi! YOU know the one.

" Ah." Reeve gave a content sigh and sat down at his little computer desk with all his high tech computer equipment and millions of buttons he uses to control Cait Sith. Just kidding. He controlled Cait Sith with a playstation controller and a TV!

Reeve switched on the power and stared at the TV screen. Suprisingly, all he could see was water! Reeve was able to deduct that SOMEONE had pushed him out of the airship, and into the water. This made him so mad that he actually ripped his goatee off. Then he went to cry because it hurt. Then he went back, and decided he was going to show the rest of the cast a thing or two. A very CRAZY, MURDEROUS thing or two! MWHAHAHA!

Of course, all he did was send them computer viruses because he's such a nerd, and then try in vain to get Cait Sith to float towards a small island. When he finally got sick of it, he turned it off and watched some Fruits Basket.

…what? If I were depressed, that's what I'D do.

NEXT TIME…

Vincent, Yuffie, and the Search for Hojo!

Will Yuffie be annoying? YES! Will Vincent be able to find the non-existant Hojo? OF COURSE NOT!! HAHA!