Ahem....
Wooho!! My second fic!!!
Okay in this fic the Some X-men, Alcolytes, and brotherhood members go on a road trip Yay!!!
People Trippin'/ Couples:
Kurt/Kitty
Rouge/Remy
Bobby/Jubilee
Pyro/Amara
Todd/Wanda (just cuz i think its in a strange deranged way funny.)
Lance (to be tourcured by a certain elf)
Pietro
Scott
Jean (Possibly Jott)
Gir/Random Hoes
Ian (My OC)/Amara
Notes: Theres gonna be a strange Amara/Pyro/Ian love triangle goin on here so fun shall ensue
Ian is only parially sane which is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more then anyon else on this list so feel free to help me out on the craziness level.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kurt walked down the hall like the angsty-fluffy bunny he is.
"I AM NOT A BUNNY"
Oh yes, yes you are.
"NO I AM NOT!!!"
Who a cute bunny.
"NOT ME, CUZ I AM NOT A BUNNY!!!"
Who wants a carrot?
"I AM N- Ohhhh! Carrots!!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kitty sat in the kitchen do- Hey! Wait a minute!
*Camera zooms by a whole bunch of random scenes, sops, goes back and focuses on Pietro putting makeup on in the mirror.*
"I'm not gay." Pietro said firmly.
*The camera starts up again and stops on a certain blue elf.*
What's the matter fluffy bunny?
"Kitty doesn't love me." Kurt stated sadly.
Well duh you ain't exactly bein' social sittin round here being all angst-riddin.
Kurt sighed.
Don't you think I have a little influence here? I am the author ya know.
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"What about Lance?"
Taken care of.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scott walked into the rec. room and everyone looked up. There was something different about him. No one could quite put their finger on it. Mabye it was the mink coat? Or the perm? The gold teeth? Oh, yup. It was the gold teeth.
"Okay everyone," Scott started. "Pack your things. We are headed to California."
Now usually at a statement like this would have the students at Xaiver's Institute for gifted youngsters jumping for joy. But since the "incident" everyone was a bit more cautious.
*Flashback*
A happy little fieldtrip to the circus for all the students. Everything is going somoothly until, out of nowhere Neil Dimond appears. He sprint around the corner with Jack Black close behind.
"Neil! I love you!" Jack shouts. Suddenly Bizarre from D-12 appears!
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Eminem then pops out of nowhere with the backstreet boys instead of D-12 and starts singing.
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
Suddenly the Professor whips out an M-4 and shoots every one up.
"MEET MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!"
*End Flashback*
Everyone shivers at the memory. Except for Ian he didn't know what was going on.
"Come on guys! Did you hear him!" Ian stood up. "We're going to Cali!"
Amara put her hand on his shouder and shook her head. "we haven't heard everything yet. Um Scott?"
"Yea Amara?"
"WHY are we going to California?"
"Well, because me and Girs hoes are located there. We be pimpin." Scott stated.
Amara nodded her head knowingly.
"Where did you get hoes?" Bobby asked.
"Buy-a-hoe.net"
"Ah yes. That's a good site, but I find better prices at ehoe.com."
o_O
"What?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
okay thats the first chapter. second shall come with 5 reveiws. Suggestions welcome.
Wooho!! My second fic!!!
Okay in this fic the Some X-men, Alcolytes, and brotherhood members go on a road trip Yay!!!
People Trippin'/ Couples:
Kurt/Kitty
Rouge/Remy
Bobby/Jubilee
Pyro/Amara
Todd/Wanda (just cuz i think its in a strange deranged way funny.)
Lance (to be tourcured by a certain elf)
Pietro
Scott
Jean (Possibly Jott)
Gir/Random Hoes
Ian (My OC)/Amara
Notes: Theres gonna be a strange Amara/Pyro/Ian love triangle goin on here so fun shall ensue
Ian is only parially sane which is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more then anyon else on this list so feel free to help me out on the craziness level.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kurt walked down the hall like the angsty-fluffy bunny he is.
"I AM NOT A BUNNY"
Oh yes, yes you are.
"NO I AM NOT!!!"
Who a cute bunny.
"NOT ME, CUZ I AM NOT A BUNNY!!!"
Who wants a carrot?
"I AM N- Ohhhh! Carrots!!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kitty sat in the kitchen do- Hey! Wait a minute!
*Camera zooms by a whole bunch of random scenes, sops, goes back and focuses on Pietro putting makeup on in the mirror.*
"I'm not gay." Pietro said firmly.
*The camera starts up again and stops on a certain blue elf.*
What's the matter fluffy bunny?
"Kitty doesn't love me." Kurt stated sadly.
Well duh you ain't exactly bein' social sittin round here being all angst-riddin.
Kurt sighed.
Don't you think I have a little influence here? I am the author ya know.
...
...
...
...
...
...
"What about Lance?"
Taken care of.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scott walked into the rec. room and everyone looked up. There was something different about him. No one could quite put their finger on it. Mabye it was the mink coat? Or the perm? The gold teeth? Oh, yup. It was the gold teeth.
"Okay everyone," Scott started. "Pack your things. We are headed to California."
Now usually at a statement like this would have the students at Xaiver's Institute for gifted youngsters jumping for joy. But since the "incident" everyone was a bit more cautious.
*Flashback*
A happy little fieldtrip to the circus for all the students. Everything is going somoothly until, out of nowhere Neil Dimond appears. He sprint around the corner with Jack Black close behind.
"Neil! I love you!" Jack shouts. Suddenly Bizarre from D-12 appears!
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Eminem then pops out of nowhere with the backstreet boys instead of D-12 and starts singing.
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
Suddenly the Professor whips out an M-4 and shoots every one up.
"MEET MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!"
*End Flashback*
Everyone shivers at the memory. Except for Ian he didn't know what was going on.
"Come on guys! Did you hear him!" Ian stood up. "We're going to Cali!"
Amara put her hand on his shouder and shook her head. "we haven't heard everything yet. Um Scott?"
"Yea Amara?"
"WHY are we going to California?"
"Well, because me and Girs hoes are located there. We be pimpin." Scott stated.
Amara nodded her head knowingly.
"Where did you get hoes?" Bobby asked.
"Buy-a-hoe.net"
"Ah yes. That's a good site, but I find better prices at ehoe.com."
o_O
"What?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
okay thats the first chapter. second shall come with 5 reveiws. Suggestions welcome.