Sarah was really angry. She was sort of a bitch anyway, but sometimes she was really a bitch. Today is one of those days. Because last night she had a horrible experience. What really drew her over the edge was not preachy fire, nor snarky pity, nor graveshift delusions. No, it was her tax site--even that was too busy for her. She was very unhappy about that and PMSing, so she grabbed her gun and whent into the breakroom where she found Catherine, Nick, Warrick, and Grissom.

"OMG!!!!!" Squealed Grissom. "She has a gun!!"

"That's right, I do!" And then Sarah did the unthinkable.

"This is for hating me when I got here--" Catherine's head exploded. "This is for treating me like an idiot--" Nick died, too. "THis is for being the reason I was brought to this godforsaken hellhole--" Warrick went down. "And THIS--THIS IS FOR THE YEARS OF MANIPULATION AND HUMILIATION!!!" She shot Grissom in the stomach. The slower he died, the better.

Then, since she killed everyone but Greg, because she loved him too much and couldn't live with herself, she shot herself, too.

The end.